Happy New Year, baby! So, 2017, huh? Look…despite the deep divisions in our culture and enmity amongst nations, I find myself filled with hope for the future, so long as I don’t read any Yahoo comments until after my morning dab. Eeesh. We can find a way to set aside our differences and work together to form a more perfect Union. I have to believe this is the case, because there’s no way I’m going to be lucky enough to see the fulfillment of the Mayan countdown and get to fight Satanic Illuminati cannibals and their ravenous minions for the remains of America the Razed. Life is super-boring like that. Sigh. But on the bright side, I was quoted in the LA Times yesterday, California begins recreational marijuana sales tomorrow, and aliens are real! As is this Alien OG from delivery favorite PuffPuffDC. Eh? Eh, you’re too drunk or hungover to appreciate a good segue right now, let’s just get on with it.
The Gentleman is a fan of PuffPuffDC’s flowers, which is why I included some in my most recent giveaway. I’d never give you anything I wouldn’t want to smoke myself, honey bear. Probably more than you, even. I was sad to see it go, but I still had Alien OG, Blue Diesel, and Juicy Fruit to snuggle my brain with, so no complaints there. The Alien OG was the prettiest of the bunch. The Blue Diesel was more small nugs and Juicy Fruit was a little light on trichomes. Each exhibited an enjoyable scent profile- Alien had the softly sweet, earthy aroma you’d expect from an OG Kush, the Diesel deep spices indicative of myrcene, and Juicy Fruit had a sugary scent that reminds me of bubble gum. Together, they ranged the spectrum of sativa to indica effects. Blue Diesel was mind-numbing and sleep-inducing. Juicy Fruit was stimulating, bordering on restlessness. Alien OG bridged the gap between, keeping me awake, capable of focus, but relaxed.
So the flowers are great, but you are gonna be thrilled with PuffPuff DC’s new vape cartridges from Brite Labs, containing 500mg of strain-specific, pure CO2 extracted oil. I got to try the Red Dragon out and can attest to its potency, which along with the smooth, natural flavor, absolutely ranks among the best of what’s available in DC. This isn’t one of those puff away casually all day kinda carts, no sir. You’re gonna hit a point, and pretty quickly, where you’re quite satisfied and ready to set it aside for later.
I got to try out PuffPuff DC’s edibles this time around, too, from Sweet Treez DC. I loved the 100mg milk chocolate medallion lollipop. I mean, it’s not a lollipop, it just happens to be on a stick for some reason. Whatever, it’s delicious. Both it and the 50mg of hard candy I took along with it after breakfast hit me with a serious buzz. I felt confident and content afterwards, more than capable of dealing with the daily emergencies that Gentlemaning requires. The dosage was perfect, since I was ready to take a nap after a few hours, but just to clear my head, not because I was exhausted.
If you want to ring in 2018 with some quality cannabis, PuffPuff DC’s gift menu is chock full of goodies sure to please your canna-palette tonight. Or quell your churning stomach and aversion to sunlight tomorrow morning. Here’s the link to their website. Be safe out there, folks, please don’t drink & drive, IT’S NOT WORTH IT. You can get a FREE RIDE HOME WITH YOUR CAR from AAA from 6pm-6am tonight. You don’t need to be a member, just call 1-800-222-4357, then sit your drunk ass down inside where it’s warm and wait for the spins to stop.