Ok, so I’ve gone ahead and solved the whole ‘government shutdown’ thingy y’all were worried about. See, a wall is an incredibly dumb idea that only fills the pockets of ol’ Donny’s contracting buddies. But if you take those $5 Bs and you invest ’em in additional Border Patrol agents, a bunch of military gear, like some Pumas, and some next-gen Stingray-guided flamethrower drones that they can test out now on asylum-seekers and later deploy on radical American dissidents…why, who could say no to that? I’ll just keep an eye on the mail for my think tank invitation, shall I?
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