Now Available- SHIRT!

Hey hey, folks! Lookie here at this handsome feller rockin’ the very kewlest, most hipster cannabis tee on the planet. So super exclusive, you are GUARANTEED to get into FISTFIGHTS defending your brand new SHIRT from thugs and ruffians brandishing rusty bicycle chains as they seek to depose you of the HONOR that is bearing my standard and claim that GLORY for themselves!

For this reason alone, I must recommend for your SAFETY that you convince your 420-friendly FRIENDS to buy shirts, too, so that you can DOUBLE DRAGON the streets together and save the kidnapped girlfriend that you and your twin brother SHARE but, conveniently, we don’t have to TALK about the EMOTIONAL RAMIFICATIONS of such an arrangement so long as we’re fighting these cranked-up eight-bit junkyard meatheads. WIN!

Buy SHIRT here at my CafePress store TODAY!