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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past two years hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Flowers from Cana15
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Tangie Live Resin from KindBag DC
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Jack’s Cleaner Rosin from Plantgenix
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Edibles from DMV Organics
Okay, so I got to take part in the big #Trump420 joint giveaway put on by DCMJ and…
Live Resin & Flowers from District Connoisseurs
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Terpenstein Shatter from Silly Bees LLC
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Dr. Trichome’s Tinctures
A tincture, for those unfamiliar, is cannabis extract in a liquid medium. Liquid weed, right! An extremely discreet…
The Gentleman’s Christmas Card
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Maryland Cannabis Dispensary License Awardees Announced!
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NEW DISPENSARY FOR WARD 7/WARD 8
Thanks very much to DCMJ who got GT the hot-off-the-presses release from the DC Council that a new…