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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past two years hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Ghost OG (Cloud9-Online)
Cloud9-Online is the newest delivery brand to hit the I71 scene and wanted your Gentleman’s opinion, naturally, on…
Honey Banana (Harvest of Maryland)
Picked up this gorgeous little 1 gram nug of Honey Banana grown by Harvest of Maryland out at…
National Cannabis Festival
The National Cannabis Festival is back in 2018 and just around the corner! The RFK Stadium grounds are…
San Fernando Valley OG (Pink Rabbit Collective)
A popular relative of the classic OG Kush, San Fernando Valley OG flowers are NOW AVAILABLE from Pink…
Bakked Dabaratus
The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate…
Fat Nelson (DC TeaPad)
Check out the Fat Nelson NOW AVAILABLE from I71 delivery brand DC TeaPad! They’ve also got Durban Poison,…
Sherbet Cookies (Canamelo)
Look at the hues on these Sherbet Cookies NOW AVAILABLE for delivery from Canamelo! No filter needed, baby.…
Cake Batter (Canamelo)
Look what the Gentleman found in his Easter basket- Cake Batter flowers NOW AVAILABLE for delivery from Canamelo!…
Durban Poison (DC TeaPad)
NOW AVAILABLE from DC TeaPad, the South African Sativa DURBAN POISON! In case yadunno, Durban is one of…
Allegany Medical Marijuana Dispensary
For my very first Maryland dispensary review, your Gentleman has chosen Allegany Medical Marijuana Dispensary, the shop that…