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Welcome!

Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past two years hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!


  1. I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
  2. Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
  3. THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
  4. I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
  5. Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
 

Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.

Platinum Cookies (DC TeaPad)

GToker October 19, 2018 March 7, 2019Now Available DC, DC TeaPad, Delivery, Flowers, Now Available, Recreational
image Dc platinum flower photography marijuana

DC TeaPad’s Platinum Cookies aren’t just another sparkly face. This hybrid has a phenomenal nose, sugary and cinnamony…

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Gorilla Goo (Dope City Supreme)

GToker October 18, 2018 March 23, 2020Now Available DC, Delivery, Dope City Supreme, Flowers, Now Available, Pick-Up, Recreational

Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! For those looking for true potency, ask…

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Grape Grenades (Diamond City Delivery)

GToker October 17, 2018 April 4, 2021Now Available DC, Delivery, Diamond City Delivery, Flowers, Now Available, Pick-Up, Recreational
Diamon DC Delivery HQ image grape grenade flowers weed marijuana

FIRE IN THE BOWL!!! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is their gorgeous signature…

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Jungle Boys Mimosa Live Resin

GToker October 16, 2018 April 8, 2019Reviews California, Concentrate, Dispensary, Flowers, Los Angeles, Recreational
Mimosa Los Angeles Resin image photography TLC THC

After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the…

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October DC TeaPad Giveaway!

GToker October 15, 2018 March 7, 2019Now Available DC, Delivery, Flowers, Now Available, Recreational
DC Northern Lights TeaPad image marijuana

This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad!…

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National Expungement Week 10/20-10/27

GToker October 13, 2018 January 25, 2019News DC, Marijuana Activism, Maryland

NEW YORK – NY  A coalition of over 20 organizations working at the intersection of the cannabis industry, racial…

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Fire OG (DC TeaPad)

GToker October 12, 2018 March 7, 2019Now Available DC, DC TeaPad, Delivery, Flowers, Now Available, Recreational
Teapad Fire OG image DC photography weed

Lumbergh can run his own damn TPS reports, it’s Friday, baby! Time to kick up your feet and…

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White OG (Cloud 9)

GToker October 11, 2018 March 7, 2019Now Available Cloud 9, DC, Delivery, Flowers, Now Available, Pick-Up, Recreational

Today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 includes the White OG flowers pictured above…

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Lemon Haze (Green Label Grinders)

GToker October 10, 2018 March 27, 2020Now Available DC, Delivery, Flowers, Green Label Grinders, Now Available, Pick-Up, Recreational
Green Label DC Lemon Haze Flower image Photograph weed

The latest gem from the Green Label Grinders I71 garden is this Lemon Haze (sativa) pictured above, but…

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Million Dollar Baby Shatter (Planet 13/Medizin)

GToker October 9, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews Concentrate, Dispensary, Flowers, Las Vegas, Recreational
Medizin Shatter oil THC marijuana photography

With the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume…

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