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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past year hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Terpenstein Shatter from Silly Bees LLC
Welcome to the future, baby! It may be a New Year, but we still got the same old problems. Global tensions rising in a surge of nationalistic furor. Ever-widening economic disparity that’ll increase exponentially along with automation. Hey, don’t look at Fritz! He’s useless, I promise. And, wait, did anyone catch…
Dr. Trichome’s Tinctures
A tincture, for those unfamiliar, is cannabis extract in a liquid medium. Liquid weed, right! An extremely discreet way to medicate, it can be applied sublingually (under your tongue) for fastest relief or add it to your drink, mashed potatoes, or whatever to create an instant edible. This used to…
The Gentleman’s Christmas Card
I’m not really, um, good at Christmas. The holidays were rough at my house growing up, or motel room, or wherever we happened to reside at the time, when presents for the kids cut into dad’s liquor money. Consequently, I have also not been my best self around the holidays, which…
Maryland Cannabis Dispensary License Awardees Announced!
The Maryland Medical Cannabis Commission has announced the companies that have been awarded Stage One license pre-approvals to run a medical marijuana dispensary (thanks for the heads up, Maryland NORML!). From here, the 102 dispensary entities enter Phase 2 and have to go through criminal background checks, financial verification, etc.…
NEW DISPENSARY FOR WARD 7/WARD 8
Thanks very much to DCMJ who got GT the hot-off-the-presses release from the DC Council that a new dispensary has been approved that will have to be located in one of two predominantly black, lower-income Wards, 7 and 8. Ward 7 include the neighborhoods of Congress Heights, Barry Farm, and Fairlawn;…
Master Kush (Real Deal’s Farmz)
Here’s a case of the same strain grown by different growers yielding very different results. I’ve had a few different Master Kush flowers around DC in the past couple years, it’s clearly popular with more folks than little ole moi. Some have put me right to sleep and another that had me…
OG Kush from Loud Lowe
There’s a phrase going around these days that I like a lot. ‘In my feelings’ matches up with what I’ve read about how other cultures express the experience of depression (I’m thinking of ‘I’ve got a sadness on me,’ from me Irish ancestors), as though emotions were jackets we take on and…
Glover Park Marijuana Store Bust (Joint Ventures)
Reposted from The Washington Post: (Note, the math seems off in this article, they’re saying the value of the bust is around $1100/oz, which is crazy high). Police bust suspected marijuana operation in Glover Park By Peter Hermann November 23 “D.C. police on Tuesday arrested four people and charged them with selling…
The Big (Funky Farmacy)
Have you ever heard a grown man scream? Not in anger or pain, but fear, true pants-wetting terror that in a moment cuts through jaded cynicism like a hot butter knife, a drill right through all a soul’s calluses to find the frightened child hiding so quickly at hand it’s like he’s…
Gentleman’s Guide to the Club (Cloudy Tuesdays)
Let’s discuss the elephant in the room. And the donkey. It is Election Night in the Nation’s Capital which means it is time to PARTY! Especially after this deplorable, pussy-grabbing basket-case of an election cycle is finally brought to heel by our corporate media masters. Whether tonight’s results have you celebrating…