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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past year hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Secret Cup DC Concentrate Entries #14 & #15
Now, I don’t want y’all to think I’m trying to make a name for myself talking smack about other people’s oil. This Gentleman is no hater. I enthusiastically endorse medicine I think is top quality and that is definitely the case with two of the shatters submitted (that I’ve tried so…
Secret Cup DC Concentrate Entry #3 (Tangie x Chem)
Opening jars in no particular order, I decided to try entry #3. My first impression of this shatter is that I could see through it. Excited, I gave it a sniff- wufgh. It’s not pleasant, but not prominent, either. Undaunted, I loaded it onto a fresh ceramic bowl and pressed…
Secret Cup DC Flower Entry #42 (Gorilla Glue)
Wow. Just wow. Ok, not just wow. I don’t get paid unless words get made! I have opened three of the flower bottles and two of them were really dried out. I expected they’d all be like that, and this one was a bit, but it’s so damn resinous it’s…
Secret Cup DC Flower Entry #41
The Secret Cup is in town, in case ya ain’t heard. The Gentleman’s Judges Pack has arrived and, Hoo boy, this is a helluva lot of concentrates to sample! What I’ve really been impressed with so far is the 4 generous samples of flower- each batch rivals dispensary quality. First…
New Strain 4/20 Sneak Preview- Midnight Skunk from Alternative Solutions
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The special 420 sneak peek from Alternative Solutions- a new pheno of Pineapple Skunk called Midnight Skunk! Medical patients will remember that it was Pineapple Skunk that flooded the market last summer & stabilized the flower supply for DC patients. Shortly thereafter, we were able buy more than just…
PineappleExpressDC.com
I recently got to try out Pineapple Express DC’s delivery service and was satisfied with the experience. These guys have set the bar for convenience. Their website is simple and intuitive, they accept credit cards through their online store for their hand-painted smell-proof jars (just a mason jar), delivery on…
DC Marijuana Social Use Ban
I’d like to personally thank and congratulate DCMJ for spearheading Initiative 71 and making the text of that legislation and this, the permanent social use ban, easily available to the public. If you’re interested in participating in DCMJ’s continuing fight for YOUR rights as a cannabis patient or enthusiast, check…
Washington DC Initiative 71 Law Full Text
I’d like to personally thank and congratulate DCMJ for spearheading Initiative 71 and making the text easily available to the public. If you’re interested in participating in DCMJ’s continuing fight for YOUR rights as a cannabis patient or enthusiast, check out their website. INITIATIVE MEASURE #71 SHORT TITLE “Legalization of…