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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past year hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
The Grower’s Circle SFV OG
Awww, man. No super powers. No demons running amok. How long do I have to wait for the apocalypse, huh? I really don’t see how it could be that hard for Yog-Sothoth to plunge the world in unending darkness when the moon is already in front of the sun. Sigh.…
Xtra Gram Sam Shatter
Welcome back, my elegant, enraged emus! We know there are lots of lunatics you can read on the internet, and the various conflicts that make up my sad personality-prison are glad you’ve chosen Gentleman Toker. Sweet baby Amy, you could have chosen The Daily Stormer or The National Enquirer or…
Diplomat Hardcore OG from Pisos
Well, damn, folks. Reviewing my notes, it doesn’t look like we’ve got much good flowers left to write home about from Las Vegas. Lots of old sock smell and so on. Bugger all. We’ve got some good concentrate to talk about, but we can’t neglect the flower entirely. Sigh. I hate…
Landrace Labs vs Dogtown Pioneers
Heya, folks, it’s i502 Drew here with more advice for you jet-setting dabbers that want to see what kind of gold you’ll find in the Emerald City! Today, though, I picked up some Strawberry Sugar Wax from Dogtown Pioneers cuz I want to show you what that $25/g wax you’ll…
Honeycomb Labs FSE from Joint Delivery Co
‘ullo, my duckies! Busy week, boy howdy. I dunno about you guys, but I’m very much looking forward to some Honeycomb dabs from Honeycomb Labs when I get back to my lab, courtesy of our friends at Joint Delivery Co! They let me try a sample of their Full Spectrum…
Inflorescence Permafrost Terp Sugar
Greetings, Tokers! It’s i502drew, your Seattle-ite Satellite, broadcasting my Alpha waves direct to your eye-brains! There’s been considerable chit-chat about a heat wave around here, but I’m not sure where I’m supposed to find it. Guess I’m used to the summer sun baking Chicago streets well into the triple digit…
ROIL Extracts Shatter
ROIL Extracts East is hard to miss on Instagram these days and after seeing a billion pictures of their beautiful extractions online, your Gentleman was positively giddy to run into them at a recent cannabis event in DC. Their team generously bequeathed to this Jedi a gram of blend-run Skywalker…
Blue Roots Terp Sugar
Welcome back, folks, it’s i502drew coming to ya from Seattle, WA, where there’s more weed stores than Trump supporters. Let’s briefly consider the impact of newfound cannabis consumer rights, then we’ll dive in to some yummy Terp Sugar from Blue Roots. Here’s a list of reasons why someone might prefer…
Cannavative Live Honeycomb
Honeycomb concentrate from Cannavative in Las Vegas is the subject of today’s review and if you’re wondering why all the intros must begin with something of this nature these days, it is because SEO. You know that I’d rather jump in and smack you with a shark in the face…
Puffin Farms Flowers from Oz Seattle
Although cannabis cannot yet be certified organic (because it’s federally illegal), Puffin Farms’ excellent flowers are probably as close as it gets. They used to say that weed sells itself, or even that it’s all the same. That was true when you just had one scuzzy guy named Skeeter that…