Very Stable Genius
Named "Best Local Weed Columnist" by Washingtonian Magazine! Joe Tierney has been leading the conversation around marijuana in DC since 2016 and is a trusted source for publications such as:* The Washington Post
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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past two years hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Cookies n Cream (Kind Love)
The Cookies’n’Cream I got from the Kind Love dispensary (4380 E Alameda Ave, Glendale CO 80246) has an incredible Sweet’n’Skunky scent profile. Also got some nice live resin over there- they were exceptionally patient as I sniffed my way through the jars before settling on the Lee Roy TK #5.…
Black Cherry Fusion CannaPunch
Picked up two CannaPunch non-carbonated infused beverages on the recommendation of a friend out here. I drank one bottle- 100mg in one go, which is typical for my tolerance, after eating a CLIF bar for breakfast, then I grabbed a latte. And now I can see through all six dimensions.…
Olio Sueno Live Sugar
Stopped by one of my favorite dispensaries from my last Denver trip, Local Product, and got an excellent recommendation from my budtender to try this Sueno Live Sugar from Olio. The terps on this are phenomenal, guys. $60 for a full gram! THC: .72% THCA: 87.01%
Blue Knight (Local’d)
Local’d is one of DC’s longest-running and most innovative I71 delivery brands- the Gentleman first examined their pretty buds in…sweet baby Damian’s fang, March ’17. Insert obligatory Murtaugh quote here. What’s cool about Local’d is how they use Initiative 71 to grow, fund, and promote the products of their local…
God Bud (King Budz DC)
Another new I71 brand to the site, had to show off this God Bud from King Budz DC, available for delivery and pick-up! King Budz DC’s Mother’s Day gift selection includes: God Bud (pictured) Jet Fuel Quantum Kush Blackberry OG ASK ABOUT ZKITTLES & BUBBLEGUM!
Alien OG (Diamond City Delivery)
They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re about to be everybody’s newest I71 BFF. Meet Diamond City Delivery, everybody! My newest favorite weed gifting service offers delivery and pick-up so you can get your cannabis gifties in whatever way is most convenient for you, my precious, summer snowflake. It…
Sour OG (Dope City Supreme)
Happy Friday, baby! Get the weekend started with flowers from Dope City Supreme. Today’s selection includes: TIER 1 Sour OG (pictured, and oooweee that smell!) Green Crack Bubba Kush TIER 2 Gorilla Glue Hindu Kush Blue Dream Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Ghost OG Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Maryland medical marijuana processor AFS has quickly become one of your Gentleman’s favorite brands due to their consistently beautiful, stable shatter. In fact, I liked their Ghost OG that was recently on sale so much ($80 for 1 gram at several dispensaries. Yes, that pricing constitutes a sale. Sigh) that…
Tangerine (DC Green Kings)
Today’s gift selection from DC Green Kings includes: Tangerine (pictured) Purple Punch Butter OG Red Rock Lemon OG Review: T.I.T.S. X More DC Green Kings Photos! VISIT DC GREEN KINGS!
Goji OG (Clowd9)
Today’s gift selection from Clowd9-Online (now offering PICK-UP) includes: Goji OG (pictured) Black Jack Pink Cadillac Chiesel Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!