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Beware Fake Vape Cartridges in Washington DC

In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…

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Blueberry CBD Vape Juice (District Hemp)

Virginia’s first retail CBD store, District Hemp, celebrates their One Year Anniversary this weekend, so what better time to drop by and check out all the new goodies? FYI, the official ribbon-cutting is on Friday at 1pm in Manassas. All District Hemp’s house lines will be discounted 15% Friday and Saturday,…

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METRC Outages Continue to Fail Maryland Medical Cannabis Patients

So I waaaaaaas gonna write a third review in a row for my pretty duckies, but we have a more pressing concern, which is that METRC is doing an absolute shit job of maintaining their seed-to-sale tracking system in Maryland, which is required by law for medical marijuana dispensaries to…

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Blueberry Cereal (Temescal Wellness)

Temescal Wellness lured the Gentleman out to Baltimore suburb Pikesville with a wide selection of concentrates offered at $50/half-gram, which is one of your most affordable options for the Maryland medical program thus far. They’re vertically integrated throughout, meaning they grow their own flowers, perform their own extractions, and sell…

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Alien OG (Diamond City Delivery)

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re about to be everybody’s newest I71 BFF. Meet Diamond City Delivery, everybody! My newest favorite weed gifting service offers delivery and pick-up so you can get your cannabis gifties in whatever way is most convenient for you, my precious, summer snowflake. It…

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LucidMood Calm Vape Pen (Kind Therapeutics)

Lucid Mood Maryland Vape

Gather round, my beatific bonobos, today we’ll be reviewing Kind Therapeutics’ LucidMood Calm Vape Pen! Kind Therapeutics holds both growing and processing licenses for medical marijuana in Maryland- they grow the Nature’s Heritage brand. Their disposable vape pens are at a significantly cheaper price point than most other options- around…

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JenniCannAdventures

JenniCannAdventures is a new ganja-touristing service with excursions to Alaska to see the Northern Lights (and smoke some), enjoy infused s’mores while you camp under the stars in Maine, and retreats right here in the Nation’s Capital. Therefore, I was certain to join JenniCannAdventures for their recent DC launch to…

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NOW AVAILABLE- Umm, Just Flowers, Guys

Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed regarding Initiative 71 means that there won’t be any further reviews of the concentrate, vape cartridges, or edibles from DC besides what’s available from the medical marijuana program on the site, at least…

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CBD Blueberry Crumble (District Hemp)

On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia’s very first, open-to-the-public CBD store, District Hemp. Did you read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice, by the way? Go ahead, I’ll wait. Ready? District Hemp opened its doors a few months ago and your…

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Grape Diamonds (Real Deal Farmz)

Incredible Bulk DC weed

It’s been a while since we checked in on Real Deal Farmz, hasn’t it? One of DC’s most talented growers in my own not-so-humble opinion, RDF’s organic, hydroponic flowers are consistently excellent, with wonderful scent profiles and terrific potency. We’ve already looked at his fantastic Grape Ape, Tangerine Dream, and…

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VapeMaster Sunset Sherbet Cartridge (Canamelo)

Canamelo has long been one of the Gentleman’s favorite DC delivery brands. Their current batch of premium outdoor flowers is excellent, especially the Jesus OG I smoked before I got around to taking pictures. Sometimes Daddy ain’t got time for cameras! The Gelato Pie was especially sparkly and even though…

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NOW AVAILABLE Silly Bees at Lit City Smoke Shop

UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC’s marijuana pop-up shops aren’t quite your cup of tea, but you still want to try some of that terpalicious Terpenstein shatter or sugar wax that your Gentleman has gone on and on about, and for good reason- the mad doctor’s…

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NOW AVAILABLE Pineapple Kush from High Focus

Our amigos at the High Focus delivery service asked the Gentleman to let y’all know about a couple of special strains they have available in limited quantities- their extra-kiefy Pineapple Kush and a very interesting sativa cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Strawberry Cough called, you guessed it, Gorilla Cough. Catch it…

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Slabbin Fresh Clementine Shatter

Hell, yes! Despite the bitter cold and pouring rain, Virginians turned out to repudiate experimental mini-Trump Gillespie, electing another Democratic governor over threats that MS-13 would rape their babies and tear down all their statues of dead racist traitors. The only Confederacy I’m down with is “of Dunces,” but let’s…

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Holy Grail Kush Terp Sugar (Washington Vape Co)

Buenos dias, my carnal chupacabras! It’s here, it’s here, it’s finally here! Halloween Weekend, woot! Finally time to let my beautiful, brown curls down and have some fun. The Gentleman is a fan of Washington Vape Co’s vape cartridges already, as you’ll recall from my previous review, but I was really…

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SLACTAVIS Syrup from Silly Bees & Da DoGooders!

DC’s favorite cannabis-infused syrup, the infamous SLACTAVIS from Dr. Brokeleg, will be the subject of your Gentleman’s review today. If you patronize the District’s marijuana parties, you’ll find the SLAC available from our good friends at Silly Bees you probably heard me mention once or twice. Maybe you’ve heard of…

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NOW AVAILABLE- Cherry Blossom Confections from Canamelo

Yes! I got to a Now Available post while everything is still, y’know, available. Watch out now, I’m gettin’ good at this! I love a good Mash-Up, don’t you? There’s this one of Oasis and Green Day (don’t forget Eminem and  Scottish slow-rockers Travis) that I’ve loved for-ever. Right, but…

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NOW AVAILABLE – Cherry Blossom Confections from HighFocus

Happy drizzly Monday eve to my dastardly District and DMV denizenites! Look, I know you’re busy, what with your trendy gastric juice cleanses, three-day trip-hop festivals, and that world-wide spider jumpin around in your pocket, people these days, I can’t even. But I figured you’d want to know that those most…

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NOW AVAILABLE- Bhang Chocolate & Punch Bar Edibles from Joint Delivery Co!

Happy Friday, my wacky, winged monkeys! What a gorgeous Friday to sit on the porch, crank up the Tom Petty, and enjoy some premium cannabis in the sunshine, eh? “But we tried all the services you wrote about already, GT,” you complain. “Really? All of them?” “Yes,” you yawn. “Wow.…

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WiFi OG Flowers, Shatter, & Gorilla Glue Rosin from NugRun DC

Nug Run DC is the newest initiative 71 brand to try their hand at satisfying the DC masses (here’s the link to their website). After experiencing several unsatisfactory edibles, these folks took matters into their own hands to provide the District with the premium products it deserves. With a strong gift menu…

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THE CLEAR (Mahatma) Vape Cartridge

Mahatma The Clear Vape Denver

Cannabis Station wasn’t originally on the Gentleman’s list of dispensaries to check out in Denver, but getting my dainty, be-gloved hands on some of The CLEAR brand concentrate most definitely was! As I meandered the streets near Mile High Stadium in search of some refreshment, a bright, beautiful hummingbird mural along the…

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Super Gold Shatter from Phone Homie DabberHashery

Phone Homie, host of The Slab Hour on ListenVision.com and an original, driving force in the District’s cannabis event scene, is as renown for his dashing haberdashery as his personal brand of concentrates. His thread designs strike a balance between heady and stealth, while the DabberHashery strikes Super Gold in their latest shatter…

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Sour Diesel, Gorilla Glue #4 Flowers & Live Resin from Da DoGooders

Da DoGooders is a premium-quality delivery brand that you might have missed running around the manic landscape of District’s cannabis scene following Initiative 71 unless you use LeafedIn, one of my favorite ways to find weed gifts and my go-to recommendation to tourists, who may not have a location in the…

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Chemdawg & Bubba Kush Flowers from High Focus

The fantastically fragrant and photogenic flowers from HighFocusDC.com instantly caught your Gentleman’s attention and affections this week. This new delivery service aims to promote local photographers by taking advantage of Initiative 71 and offering a gift of premium cannabis. Naturally, I think that’s a fabulous way for an artist to get their name out…

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Moon Rocks from Terpy Solutions

DC’s young cannabis industry continues to grow with ambitious new outfits like Terpy Solutions, sprouting like weeds (teehee) among the Nation’s Capital to serve the demand left by Congress’ interference in the full implementation of Initiative 71. I sat down with them and came away impressed with their plans to disrupt the…

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Jack’s Cleaner Rosin from Plantgenix

Racists and fascists and narcissists, oh my! After years of listening to the Right bemoan “Emperor Obama” and his executive orders, a flurry of controversial, conservative orders have been passed by the new Muppet Administration. But it’s all cool now y’all are in charge, right? Hypocrites. And with a majority…

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Live Resin & Flowers from District Connoisseurs

I keep thinking about slime monsters. A solitary scream that devolves into a viscous, angry gurgle. Flesh bubbling, melting, congealing into one misshapen lump of broken bones, inverted organs, and gnashing teeth. A hand reaches out of the roiling abomination even as it liquifies, dragging another misbegotten soul into this infernal singularity.…

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DC Baked Baker

Dusk fell upon Traveller’s Road with a chill wind.  Binding my cloak against it’s bite, my eyes searched the wood ahead for the evening’s shelter.  It was then that the dark clouds overhead, which kept the glow of the heavens for themselves like a tall crowd round the gallows, roared and issued their…

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DCMJ March of the Clones

That’s my favorite sign from Saturday’s March of the Clones protest, but the level of art production that went into this thing was really astounding, most especially the Carbonite version of artist Mike Flugennock’s Obama. You can find more on DCMJ’s Twitter feed, if you’re so inclined. I really should…

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Kashmir Red- Unboxing VIDEO (Abatin Wellness)

My latest video, courtesy of Capital Canna News!  Go on and take a gander at Abatin Wellness’ luxury cannabis line, Kashmir!  This is the first part, there’s more to come.  While I’m not a fan of “luxury” medical cannabis that costs $75 for 3.7g, the quality is simply undeniable.  The high is complex- a Herer-esque heightened sense of mental focus, uplifting, and a solid Skunk mental wall.  I really love this as medicine.

Which DC Dispensary Do I Choose?

So, my fellow District resident and cannabis enthusiast, you’ve decided that becoming a medical marijuana patient is the best way to ensure you never run out of that sweet, sweet Kush again.  You’ve seen a canna-friendly sawbones and your fancy-dandy E-lec-tronik recommendation is racing through the interwebs as we speak to the District…

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DC Marijuana Social Use Ban

I’d like to personally thank and congratulate DCMJ for spearheading Initiative 71 and making the text of that legislation and this, the permanent social use ban, easily available to the public. If you’re interested in participating in DCMJ’s continuing fight for YOUR rights as a cannabis patient or enthusiast, check…

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Washington DC Initiative 71 Law Full Text

I’d like to personally thank and congratulate DCMJ for spearheading Initiative 71 and making the text easily available to the public. If you’re interested in participating in DCMJ’s continuing fight for YOUR rights as a cannabis patient or enthusiast, check out their website.  INITIATIVE MEASURE #71 SHORT TITLE “Legalization of…

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