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And Mr. Bezos, if you’re listening, I have a low-budget scifi horror movie series that’d be perfect for your Prime viewers, but I can’t talk about it here where everybody can hear me. Have your people call my people! My people is me. I’m waiting by the phone. But text first, please, I don’t answer numbers I don’t know.