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Nature’s Heritage DabTabs

Gentleman Toker June 25, 2019 June 25, 2019Reviews

Today we’re looking at a new-fangled type of concentrate called DabTabs! They’re available in Maryland’s medical marijuana program from the Nature’s Heritage brand, licensed locally by Kind Therapeutics. This is the second product from KT that I like- the Nature’s Heritage shatter I’ve had ain’t half bad, neither. We’ve had…

Blue Cookies Live Resin (Spaced Out DC)

Gentleman Toker June 12, 2019 June 28, 2019Now Available

Live Resin is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Picture above is Blue Cookies, which they are unfortunately out of, but they’ve got a bunch of other live resin gift options for you to choose from: Live Resin Gelato Trinity OG…

Cherry AK THCa Diamonds (Spaced Out DC)

Gentleman Toker June 10, 2019 June 10, 2019Now Available

THCa Diamonds are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Picture above is the tasty Cherry AK strain. They’ve got several other gift options for you to choose from today, should concentrate tickle your fancy: THCa Diamonds Cherry AK Classic Cookies (GSC)…

Culta Double D Purps Shatter

Gentleman Toker May 21, 2019 May 21, 2019Reviews

Culta has been one of the Gentleman’s favorite medical marijuana brands in Maryland for more than a year now. Today we’re finally getting around to the review. No further procrastination is allowed! I will take no wives, father no heirs, claim no lands until a review for Culta is on…

Cannabis Science Con East ’19 Experience

Gentleman Toker April 10, 2019 May 14, 2019Articles, Reviews

Cannabis Science Conference East 2019 just wrapped up at the Baltimore Convention Center and the Gentleman had a fantastic experience. Not only did I learn a lot, but the networking opportunity for the local industry was simply unparalleled. I found groups from many Maryland & DC medical dispensaries, cultivators, and…

Cannabis Science Conference East 2019

Gentleman Toker March 27, 2019 May 14, 2019Articles

This year the Cannabis Science Conference East is being held in Baltimore on April 9th and 10th! I’ll be attending, too! And I thought to my self, ‘Self, you know who’d like to hear about the Science thingy? The people and AIs that read your website, that’s who.’ By Jove,…

Getting to Know the 5 Licensed VA Dispensaries

Gentleman Toker March 22, 2019 March 26, 2019Articles, News, Reviews

Welcome back, folks! Who’s ready to learn more about the five companies who were awarded licenses to print money uhhh I mean, grow weed for Virginia’s medical marijuana program? Each awardee will be a completely vertical operation. That means they’ll grow their own cannabis, process the CBD and THCa themselves,…

Beware Fake Vape Cartridges in Washington DC

Gentleman Toker March 6, 2019 July 10, 2019Articles, News, Reviews

In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…

Roger Boyd Vapes Weed Across the World on a Bicycle

Gentleman Toker February 21, 2019 May 14, 2019Articles

Hello, fellow Tokers! My name is Roger Boyd. Well, actually it isn’t, but that’s the pseudonym I use for the project I’ve been working on since October 2013, healthystoner.com. The fake name was given to me by an American journalist called Bart Blasengame in his article in the November 2014 edition…

Nature’s Heritage Velvet Sunrise Wax

Gentleman Toker January 21, 2019 January 21, 2019Now Available

Nature's Heritage Maryland Velvet Sunrise Sugar Wax

Right, so today’s the day we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday, who most of us still agree was a pretty awesome dude who shared with us a dream of a better society which, of course, pissed off the people who were doing just fine, thank you all…

The Hemper Box- Worth It?

Gentleman Toker December 12, 2018 March 11, 2019Reviews

Today we’ll be looking at Hemper, one of the most popular subscription boxes on the market geared directly to cannabis enthusiasts. The rise of legalization has brought a lot of boomers back on the scene, wine moms looking to trade the vino for a more manageable vape buzz, millennials that…

Master Kush Rosin (Liberty Cannabis DC)

Gentleman Toker November 28, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

master kush rosin Liberty DC oil marijuana

Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before they became licensed in Maryland. They used to be called Holistic Remedies in DC, but they switched to match the Maryland name. I really liked some of their flower, Master Kush especially.…

Cheese Cough Shatter (AFS Maryland)

Gentleman Toker November 15, 2018 July 9, 2019Now Available

Yaaaaay Snow Day!!! The first one’s kinda fun. I spent mine in bed, but not the way that I would have liked to spend it in bed, if you get what I’m drifting at, wocka wocka. Statistics tell us a bunch of snow babies are conceived every time this happens.…

Jungle Boys Mimosa Live Resin

Gentleman Toker October 16, 2018 April 8, 2019Reviews

Mimosa Los Angeles Resin image photography TLC THC

After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the fabled Jungle Boys cannabis grows. It was tempting to stay and play in Sin City for a while longer but I’d already driven nearly three thousand miles across America and now that…

Million Dollar Baby Shatter (Planet 13/Medizin)

Gentleman Toker October 9, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

Medizin Shatter oil THC marijuana photography

With the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume his quest, but there were still many, many miles between me and Los Angeles. Vegas was twelve hours away, doable in a single day, but it’s a brutal course. Traveling via 70…

Grape Skunk (Good Chemistry)

Gentleman Toker October 3, 2018 March 11, 2019Reviews

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Oh, man. What a freakin trip. After nearly three weeks of hotels and motels, yours truly is quite glad to be back home. The road was beautiful, dangerous, even- especially- when it looks barren, flat, and endless. More than a walkabout, this was a Quest, and it had two objectives-…

Blue River Strawberry Banana Goo THCa

Gentleman Toker October 2, 2018 March 7, 2019Now Available

YEAH!!! GT is coast to coast like Space Ghost, baby! Well, not literally, I wouldn’t fuck Ocean City again with your dick, but close e-damn-nough. Google Maps said it’d be 13 hours from my starting point in Iowa City yesterday but it took 16 and a half hours with minimal…

Ghost Hulk Live Rosin (710 Labs)

Gentleman Toker September 25, 2018 July 9, 2019Reviews

Alright, it’s time to catch y’all up on my adventures and my purchases along the road, like this incredibly smooth Ghost Hulk Live Rosin from 710 Labs! It’s been a lifelong dream of mine to drive across the entire United States and I am having the best time, you guys.…

Humboldt Legacy Live Sugar (Culta)

Gentleman Toker September 13, 2018 March 12, 2019Now Available

“Computer?” “Query, User: Not Designated?” “What should I listen to if, like, I want to like Depeche Mode, but I don’t, really?” “Query?” “I mean, I like the singles and stuff. There’s a tribute album where Smashing Pumpkins covers Never Let Me Down Again that’s pretty good-” “Stop talking, User:…

Mag Landrace (Verano)

Gentleman Toker August 28, 2018 March 11, 2019Reviews

Verano Maryland Mag Landrace Marijuana Flower Weed Image photograph

Alright, I decided to stop posting pictures of various Verano products and just write a damn review already, geez. One of the hottest names around the Maryland medical marijuana scene, Verano hails from Las Vegas, where they operate a dispensary called ZenLeaf. Here, they’re vertically integrated with two shops by…

AeroInhaler Interstellar Joe (Quest Concentrates)

Gentleman Toker August 21, 2018 March 7, 2019Reviews

The last time I was in Denver, I stopped in one of the downtown dispensaries I like called Local Product and saw they had a freakin’ weed inhaler, dude. It’s called the AeroInhaler and I simply had to have one, of course. I had gone back in for a free preroll…

G6 Sunrock Shatter (Verano)

Gentleman Toker August 14, 2018 March 11, 2019Now Available

Verano Maryland G6 Sunrock Shatter oil THC

Doesn’t that G6 Sunrock Shatter from Verano look deeelish? Mmm-mmm-mmm! I suppose it’s called Sunrock cuz it’s served in these crazy dense nugs of shatter. You need to warm your dab tool up to get into it without splintering. The Gentleman acquired these quality dabs from one of Maryland’s hottest…

Mambo Sauce (Grassroots)

Gentleman Toker August 7, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

Grassroots Maryland Mambo Sauce marijuana flowers THC photography MD

The Gentleman stopped by Herbology back on 4/20 and procured a flight of four nugs from the Maryland medical marijuana grower this Gaithersburg dispensary is vertically integrated with, Grassroots. I was so pleased with the flowers I had to show off their pretty Chem de la Chem. Now that the…

Chocolope (Capital City Care)

Gentleman Toker July 24, 2018 December 2, 2018Reviews

Under the previous rules, DC medical marijuana patients had to choose a single dispensary to work with when they got their cards, so the Gentleman was unable to visit Capital City Care until reciprocity kicked in. CCC is vertically integrated, though, and their flowers can be found in the other…

Sweet Kush CO2 Dropper (Curaleaf Maryland)

Gentleman Toker July 17, 2018 December 2, 2018Reviews

New brands and product lines are dropping like Soundcloud singles in Maryland’s medical marijuana program halfway into its first year and the Gentleman’s newest crush is Curaleaf. First I picked up a dropper of their distillate. I was so impressed I grabbed a dropper of their Sweet Kush oil my…

Cherry Cream Pie Shatter (Prime Extracts)

Gentleman Toker July 10, 2018 December 2, 2018Reviews

To celebrate Stoner Christmas 2: Electric Boogaloo AKA Oil Day, I figured we’d crack the hood on one of Maryland’s newest medical marijuana processors, Prime Extracts. Concentrate is one of the fastest growing sectors of the legal cannabis market and my personal favorite. A hot blast of THC to the…

Kicked Out of Ocean City

Gentleman Toker June 18, 2018 March 23, 2019Articles

It was a little after nine p.m. on Friday night when I was jostled out of sleep by a loud, insistent knock at my door. Half-awake, pantsless, wrapped up in the sheets of The Commander Hotel in Ocean City, I ran thru the options of who was on the other…

Silver Grapes (High Level Health)

Gentleman Toker May 30, 2018 March 12, 2019Now Available

High Level Health’s flowers were recommended to me on my recent Denver trip, so I made the quick trek to their 970 Lincoln St location to check ’em out. I had plenty of flowers already, so I went with their house line of concentrates processed from said flower instead. High…

Blueberry Cereal (Temescal Wellness)

Gentleman Toker May 29, 2018 March 7, 2019Reviews

Temescal Wellness lured the Gentleman out to Baltimore suburb Pikesville with a wide selection of concentrates offered at $50/half-gram, which is one of your most affordable options for the Maryland medical program thus far. They’re vertically integrated throughout, meaning they grow their own flowers, perform their own extractions, and sell…

Olio Sueno Live Sugar

Gentleman Toker May 16, 2018 March 12, 2019Now Available

Stopped by one of my favorite dispensaries from my last Denver trip, Local Product, and got an excellent recommendation from my budtender to try this Sueno Live Sugar from Olio. The terps on this are phenomenal, guys. $60 for a full gram! THC: .72% THCA: 87.01%

Ghost OG Shatter (AFS Maryland)

Gentleman Toker May 10, 2018 March 11, 2019Reviews

Maryland medical marijuana processor AFS has quickly become one of your Gentleman’s favorite brands due to their consistently beautiful, stable shatter. In fact, I liked their Ghost OG that was recently on sale so much ($80 for 1 gram at several dispensaries. Yes, that pricing constitutes a sale. Sigh) that…

High Terp Crystallite (Liberty Cannabis)

Gentleman Toker April 23, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

Liberty Cannabis is a vertically integrated Maryland medical marijuana brand that grows their own flower, performs their own extraction, and has their own dispensary in Rockville. Can’t beat that for quality control! They also happen to be the sister of the DC MMJ brand that initially earned the Gentleman’s ire,…

Washington DC & Maryland Dispensary 420 Deals!

Gentleman Toker April 18, 2018 May 14, 2019Articles, Now Available

You’re a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages of Washington DC and Maryland dispensaries to find the best deals to celebrate 420? That’s my job. So I threw on the 80s station and got to it. Have you heard this…

JenniCannAdventures

Gentleman Toker April 16, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

JenniCannAdventures is a new ganja-touristing service with excursions to Alaska to see the Northern Lights (and smoke some), enjoy infused s’mores while you camp under the stars in Maine, and retreats right here in the Nation’s Capital. Therefore, I was certain to join JenniCannAdventures for their recent DC launch to…

DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity!

Gentleman Toker April 13, 2018 May 14, 2019News

Today is the day, my pretty penguins! DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity has officially begun. If you have your Maryland medical card– or a print out of your certification- you can visit any DC dispensary right meow! Be sure to check out the Gentleman’s Guide to DC Dispensaries before you go.…

DC Medical Marijuana Dispensary Restriction Lifted!

Gentleman Toker April 10, 2018 May 14, 2019News

Okay, this is Part 1 of the exciting changes coming to Washington DC’s medical marijuana program. As of yesterday (see my News page), the District’s medical marijuana patients are no longer limited to the dispensary printed on their card. That’s right, you can just walk right in to any of…

Bakked Dabaratus

Gentleman Toker April 4, 2018 March 7, 2019Reviews

The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate dispenser that’s safe to touch directly to your nail or banger (that’s the bowl part of your concentrate bong for my readers that still think 710 is an area code. I love…

Cream of the Crop Live Resin

Gentleman Toker March 27, 2018 November 21, 2018Now Available

Quick shoutout to Cream of the Crop! Picked up their Duct Tape Live Resin from Urbn Leaf in Cali and it was incredibly fragrant, tasty, and nighty-night potent. Bellissimo!

BEST OF GT- HOLISTIC REMEDIES

Gentleman Toker March 12, 2018 March 11, 2019Reviews

I don’t do so much bashing now, but I rarely see stuff as Hulk-inducing as Holistic Remedies’ bland $150/gram shatter and vape cartridges that simply don’t freakin’ work. I was so hot when I started this site, baby! Sure, I burnt a few bridges. Pfft! You should see my life,…

BEST OF GT- ESCAPE FROM MAR-A-LAGO!

Gentleman Toker March 9, 2018 January 4, 2019Reviews

Uh, speaking of my older work being rather political, here’s the Saturday morning cartoon fight between me and my robot Fritz vs Trump and the Dark Cabinet. I knocked this thing out in one shot over, like, 5 hours, which is pretty impressive for writing & editing 2k words and…

BEST OF GT- PLANTGENIX

Gentleman Toker March 8, 2018 January 24, 2019Reviews

Well, if the latest nor’easter in motherloving March hasn’t delayed my flight, then I’m in Cali already, livin that Golden State life. But I didn’t want you to be bored over the next week, my adorable little Mogwai, so here’s the first installment of the Best of GT clip show to…

NOW AVAILABLE- Umm, Just Flowers, Guys

Gentleman Toker February 9, 2018 March 12, 2019Now Available, Reviews

Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed regarding Initiative 71 means that there won’t be any further reviews of the concentrate, vape cartridges, or edibles from DC besides what’s available from the medical marijuana program on the site, at least…

710KingPen Trainwreck Cartridge (202 Organics)

Gentleman Toker February 2, 2018 May 3, 2019Reviews

202 Organics is one of DC’s premier delivery brands- we looked at their Cristal flowers a while back- but they’ve got such an extensive gift menu of concentrates, like the super-popular vape cartridges from 710KingPen, the Gentleman is back for another review. My fellow terp-chasers and connoisseurs are certain to…

Free Weed Friday- DC Grrl Power Edition!

Gentleman Toker January 26, 2018 March 11, 2019Now Available

Happy Friday, baby, it’s time for the next free weed giveaway! Quick FYI about the DC cannabis scene that doesn’t get enough mention in the media, roughly 75% of the brands featured on GentlemanToker.com are minority, female, or veteran-owned- sometimes all three. Opportunities to own a cannabis business are mostly…

The Apothecarry Case

Gentleman Toker January 23, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

The Apothecarry case is unbelievably swanky. It is exactly what I always wanted before I knew it was a thing, which saves me the trouble of designing it myself. But this isn’t just another pretty face! The Apothecarry Case is eminently functional, like your own Good Place Janet, but it…

CBD Blueberry Crumble (District Hemp)

Gentleman Toker January 21, 2018 February 4, 2019Reviews

On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia’s very first, open-to-the-public CBD store, District Hemp. Did you read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice, by the way? Go ahead, I’ll wait. Ready? District Hemp opened its doors a few months ago and your…

The Spaceship Smoke Easy & All-Star Mondays

Gentleman Toker January 18, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

Missed All-Star Mondays this week? No worries, baby, Butter Nugg Cookies is BACK tomorrow at the Spaceship DC with plenty of great flowers, rosin, vape carts, and of course, their signature cookies. The address is 2452 18th St NW (in Adams Morgan), $10 cover at the door. But if you’re…

Humboldt Kush (Butter Nugg Cookies)

Gentleman Toker January 14, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

Butter Nugg Cookies is currently rocking some Humboldt Kush flowers, which they pressed into some awesome, super-smooth and terpy rosin they have available on its own or baked into their signature edibles. No matter how you prefer to medicate, Butter Nugg’s got ya covered. Kush for everybody! Today we’re gonna…

PAX 3 Vaporizer

Gentleman Toker January 9, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

Time for another gear review! PAX is one of the most popular names in the crowded portable vaporizer market. They’ve got a lot more prestigious press than my humble blog, with the earliest version hailed as the iPod of vapes for its simplicity. I don’t know if you’ve been around,…

All-Star Mondays with Butter Nugg Cookies

Gentleman Toker January 6, 2018 March 12, 2019Reviews

Monday’s hottest new Initiative 71 compliant event for DC’s cannabis enthusiasts is All-Star Mondays at the Spaceship DC. If you’ve been eyeing the scene for a while, then this is the juke joint, my little Jezebel. The details are all in the flyer above! So why am I still blabbing…

SHOUTOUT TO TOP NOTCH TERPS!

Gentleman Toker December 19, 2017 March 12, 2019Now Available

Shoutout to Top Notch Terps for their CrossFader! The Gentleman loves a good caviar joint, makes me feel like a fancy-pants. Now, flourish the pinky! The CrossFader starts with premium flower, coated in dry-sift kief, toss in some THC Isolate crystals, drizzle in longtime GT favorite Terpenstein! nug-run shatter. They…

GG #1 Flowers (Dope City Supreme)

Gentleman Toker December 19, 2017 March 8, 2019Reviews

I can’t help thinkin’ how handy some turtle shells would be at clearing this holiday traffic off the aisles and roads and outta my damn way, I got stuff to buy for ungrateful jerks that think they’re so much better than me cuz I smoke weed so I can spend…

Free Weed Winner Announced!

Gentleman Toker December 15, 2017 March 11, 2019Now Available

As per ancient shamanic tradition handed down from Gentleman to Gentleman, I pulled the name of our Free Weed Contest winner at 4:20 sharp! They have been notified by email, so check yours and see if you won. Then get back to me and we’ll figure out the meet-up. If…

VUBER Dabber

Gentleman Toker December 14, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

I met VUBER out in Vegas which you might already presume if you’ve been following along with my recent adventures, and they invited me to check out their new Dabber. If you’re understandably uncomfortable with wielding a blowtorch but still want to experience the ooomph that a dab rig can…

NOW AVAILABLE- Holiday Gift Box (Joint Delivery Co)

Gentleman Toker December 12, 2017 March 8, 2019Now Available

Ho ho ho, my rambunctious, red-nosed reindeer! Imagine the glee on your favorite stoner’s face when they open your present Christmas morning and it’s weed. They’re gonna be so happy! Oooh, I’m smiling just thinking about it! Joint Delivery Co is promoting their new Bulb Wellness brand with their Holiday Gift…

WIN FREE WEED FROM ME!

Gentleman Toker December 8, 2017 March 11, 2019Now Available

Happy Friday, peoples! I was looking for a way to say thanks to you guys for the crazy amount of love and support you’ve shown your friendly, neighborhood weed reviewer’s manic mid-life crisis website. So, like…how about I give one of you some free cannabis? Would you be into that?…

NOW AVAILABLE Silly Bees at Lit City Smoke Shop

Gentleman Toker December 2, 2017 March 12, 2019Now Available, Reviews

UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC’s marijuana pop-up shops aren’t quite your cup of tea, but you still want to try some of that terpalicious Terpenstein shatter or sugar wax that your Gentleman has gone on and on about, and for good reason- the mad doctor’s…

Pink Rabbit Collective Bubba Kush & Sour Diesel

Gentleman Toker November 28, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

Pink Rabbit Collective is one of the brands growing quality cannabis right here in DC that I’m all atwitter about recently. Not literally, Twitter is scary AF. Like, all the people who are supposed to be the grown-ups leading this country are on there yelling at each other all the…

District Connoisseurs Bubblegum & Blueberry Flowers

Gentleman Toker November 25, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

District Connoisseurs is a pillar of the marijuana pop-up scene. Since Initiative 71’s passing, few have built brands with as strong a following as these folks. A few weeks ago at CannaMania, a dozen enthusiasts crowded around their table as they were setting up, ignoring every other table in the joint…

Joint Delivery Co Black Friday BOGO Deal!

Gentleman Toker November 24, 2017 March 12, 2019Now Available

Black Friday is like The Purge, but for shopping. I guess we could call it The Binge. Some of you, regardless of the cold or the irreparable damage to your immortal souls, have been standing in line all morning to get a deal on the hottest new whatever-it-does from Bland…

NOW AVAILABLE- Tarantulas from Canamelo

Gentleman Toker November 10, 2017 March 8, 2019Now Available, Reviews

Ah, my worried, wall-eyed wallabies, it’s always a good day when I get to announce one of my favorite gifts that are usually only available at marijuana events in DC are now available for delivery. If you’re looking for a quality caviar joint to light up this chilly eve, then…

Slabbin Fresh Clementine Shatter

Gentleman Toker November 8, 2017 November 21, 2018Reviews

Hell, yes! Despite the bitter cold and pouring rain, Virginians turned out to repudiate experimental mini-Trump Gillespie, electing another Democratic governor over threats that MS-13 would rape their babies and tear down all their statues of dead racist traitors. The only Confederacy I’m down with is “of Dunces,” but let’s…

Sour Kush HTHC BHO from PuffPuffDC

Gentleman Toker October 30, 2017 July 1, 2019Reviews

A weed party at my favorite venue down on the SW Waterfront was abruptly shut down mid-event yesterday. Sigh. Why can’t we have nice things? But fret not, there are treats a-foot for my silver-speckled spiders, indeed! Thanks to a reader tip, I bring to you PuffPuffDC, an Initiative 71…

Holy Grail Kush Terp Sugar (Washington Vape Co)

Gentleman Toker October 27, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

Buenos dias, my carnal chupacabras! It’s here, it’s here, it’s finally here! Halloween Weekend, woot! Finally time to let my beautiful, brown curls down and have some fun. The Gentleman is a fan of Washington Vape Co’s vape cartridges already, as you’ll recall from my previous review, but I was really…

Purple Kush Wax from White Buffalo

Gentleman Toker October 21, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

Ok, I suppose after 12 hours of playing South Park: The Fractured But Whole (ha!) that a Gentleman should really take a break and write a review for White Buffalo DC. This game is a masterpiece- sweet, sad, intricately detailed and uproariously hilarious. It’s like an entire new season of…

CBD Isolate (Acure By Design Plus)

Gentleman Toker October 12, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

Well, my garishly garbed gargoyles, there’s no reason for my excruciating torment to go to waste, when we can use that delicious pain for your amusement and edification! Actually, my leg is feeling a bit better, thank you. I have managed waking two days in a row without cursing the…

DC TeaPad Distillate & Vape Cartridge

Gentleman Toker October 10, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

Greetings from the Fifth Circle of Hell, my malevolent minions! Not only is All Hallow’s Eve tantalizingly close, but also, my stupid leg is in constant agony unless I lay on my stomach like I’m watching Sweet Valley High and texting Stephanie about what a jerk Brad was to Emma…

Purple Punch from Xtra Gram Sam

Gentleman Toker September 29, 2017 January 25, 2019Reviews

My cuckolded cuckoos, hello again. I can not even begin to describe the sanctity-shredding atrocity this week has been properly. I have been, just, freaking the hell out. Like I just got a wedding invite from the Freys, y’know what I mean? I KNOW THEY’RE DEAD NOW, YOU’RE NOT HELPING!!!…

Vanilla Kush from District SweetGreen

Gentleman Toker September 20, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

Hola, me gatos gordos y grandes! Don’t mind me, I just found an old phrasebook in my bugout bag after Trump’s speech to the UN yesterday and decided I’d brush up. Before I put The Abigail out to sea to escape the imminent swarms of radioactive Cronenbergs, I’ve got one last task- hit up…

FaceOff OG from Da DoGooders

Gentleman Toker September 16, 2017 February 12, 2019Reviews

Today is a very special day for the nation’s capital! There’s DC Flower Fest for the cannabis crowd featuring a really hot lineup of artists, there’s the H St Festival, and omg you guys March of the Juggalos! The Gentleman bids welcome to the Dark Carnival of Souls! May the…

CloudN Nebula

Gentleman Toker September 12, 2017 January 24, 2019Reviews

Namaste, my tiny, terrible tamarins! It’s fall, so of course there’s new everything to talk about. New music from Gentleman favorites PVRIS, Nothing But Thieves, & MUTEMATH to munch on nom nom nom. I listen to music like chewing gum- repetitively, until every morsel of artificial sugar has evaporated. New(ish)…

Mandarin Kush from Da DoGooders

Gentleman Toker September 7, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

Da DoGooders is one of the Gentleman’s favorite cannabis gift delivery brands in DC- I’m sure you’ve heard me mention them once or twice- so when they offered to stuff my pockets full of as many strains of flower and live resin as I could review, I ran out for…

Pink Rabbit Collective

Judge Bud Green September 1, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

Hello again, DC! If you’re wondering where your new amigo Judge Bud Green has been (awwwww), blame Pink Rabbit Collective! This Initiative 71 canna-brand’s delightful assortment of delivery gifts kept me locked in a happy, fuzzy haze for the past couple weeks. They generously allowed me to sample their excellent…

Washington Vape Co & Golden State Labs

Gentleman Toker August 31, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

Alright, alright, I found my DC pals some great vape carts for delivery. You can stop @ing me! Please don’t, it’s the only human interaction I get on a daily basis, but I’m just gonna point you toward this review of Washington Vape Co. And probably get a cat or…

The Grower’s Circle SFV OG

Gentleman Toker August 22, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

Awww, man. No super powers. No demons running amok. How long do I have to wait for the apocalypse, huh? I really don’t see how it could be that hard for Yog-Sothoth to plunge the world in unending darkness when the moon is already in front of the sun. Sigh.…

Xtra Gram Sam Shatter

Gentleman Toker August 18, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

Welcome back, my elegant, enraged emus! Today we’re going to look at XtraGramSam, a brand we found on DC cannabis gift-finder LeafedIn.org. Don’t forget to download some music to your phone cuz cell service is probably gonna be spotty after the eclipse Monday! I mean, the trans-dimensional quark-load of the…

Diplomat Hardcore OG from Pisos

Gentleman Toker August 15, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

Well, damn, folks. Reviewing my notes, it doesn’t look like we’ve got much good flowers left to write home about from Las Vegas. Lots of old sock smell and so on. Bugger all. We’ve got some good concentrate to talk about, but we can’t neglect the flower entirely. Sigh. Let’s…

Landrace Labs vs Dogtown Pioneers

i502 Drew August 13, 2017 November 21, 2018Reviews

Heya, folks, it’s i502 Drew here with more advice for you jet-setting dabbers that want to see what kind of gold you’ll find in the Emerald City! Today, though, I picked up some Strawberry Sugar Wax from Dogtown Pioneers cuz I want to show you what that $25/g wax you’ll…

Honeycomb Labs FSE from Joint Delivery Co

Gentleman Toker August 11, 2017 March 8, 2019Now Available, Reviews

‘ullo, my duckies! Busy week, boy howdy. I dunno about you guys, but I’m very much looking forward to some Honeycomb dabs from Honeycomb Labs when I get back to my lab, courtesy of our friends at Joint Delivery Co! They let me try a sample of this Full Spectrum…

Inflorescence Permafrost Terp Sugar

i502 Drew August 8, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

Greetings, Tokers! It’s i502drew, your Seattle-ite Satellite, broadcasting my Alpha waves direct to your eye-brains! There’s been considerable chit-chat about a heat wave around here, but I’m not sure where I’m supposed to find it. Guess I’m used to the summer sun baking Chicago streets well into the triple digit…

ROIL Extracts Shatter

Gentleman Toker August 6, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

ROIL Extracts East is hard to miss on Instagram these days and after seeing a billion pictures of their beautiful extractions online, your Gentleman was positively giddy to run into them at a recent cannabis event in DC. Their team generously bequeathed to this Jedi a gram of blend-run Skywalker…

Blue Roots Terp Sugar

i502 Drew August 4, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

Welcome back, folks, it’s i502drew coming to ya from Seattle, WA, where there’s more weed stores than Trump supporters. Let’s briefly consider the impact of newfound cannabis consumer rights, then we’ll dive in to some yummy Terp Sugar from Blue Roots. Here’s a list of reasons why someone might prefer…

Cannavative Live Honeycomb

Gentleman Toker August 1, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

Honeycomb concentrate from Cannavative in Las Vegas is the subject of today’s review and if you’re wondering why all the intros must begin with something of this nature these days, it is because SEO. You know that I’d rather jump in and smack you with a shark in the face…

Bodhi High Vortex Terp Sugar

i502 Drew July 26, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

Step with me, won’t you friends, through Bodhi High’s Vortex for your latest review from the other Washington. You know, the big ‘un, next to Canada, a real state where your vote actually matters? Alright, let’s not get carried away, ultimately all is decided by the ruthless, shape-shifting reptiloids who…

Bakked CO2 Distillate

Gentleman Toker July 22, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

Alright, not every little corner of cannabis-legal Las Vegas was the best ever, as evidenced by this Bakked CO2 Distillate I picked up at one of the two medical dispensaries selling recreational marijuana that disappointed your Gentleman, The Grove. At first, I was excited to have a budtender assigned to…

Double Black Extracts from Local Product

Gentleman Toker July 12, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

We’re gonna scoot back to Denver today and review some of the fabulous Purple Rockstar Terp Jelly from Double Black Extracts that I purchased at Local Product of Colorado. This dispensary was one of the highlights of my trip as it was the only place I found some flowers that…

Honeycomb Labs Shatter from Joint Delivery Co

DopeNerd July 11, 2017 March 8, 2019Reviews

Joint Delivery Co. is the newest kid on the block bringing the herbal heat (like shatter from Honeycomb Labs) to the District. Did you ever imagine a time where there would be a service that could be your one stop shop for all of your toking needs? Joint Delivery Co. is the Sandman…

Happy 7/10 Everybody! Check out Moxie GT OG!

Gentleman Toker July 10, 2017 January 4, 2019Reviews

Ahh, our other favorite holiday has arrived and GT has got some Moxie. 7/10, baby! For those not up to speed, 710 means “oil,” which is what it spells out if you look at it upside down, referring to dabs. Concentrate. Wax. Budder. Shatter. That good gud, you know? Nothin…

Butter Nugg Cookies from DCBudHub

Gentleman Toker July 9, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

I just found out about the most awesome new delivery brand, DCBudHub, and wanted to tell you beautiful people about it right away! DCBudHub does what I’ve been hoping someone would do forever- deliver cannabis gifts from some of the awesome Event brands that you’ve seen me review on this site.…

Walden Pineapple BHO from Local Roots

i502 Drew July 4, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

Greetings again, my friends. It’s July 4th, folks, and you know what that means! Yes, indeed, today will be the 2nd highest sales day for adult-use marijuana in the country! Hey, I’m doin my part. We’re gonna check out some of Walden’s BHO today. And exciting news this week for Nevada’s…

Gentleman Toker in the Washington Post!

Gentleman Toker July 3, 2017 March 11, 2019News

HOLY SCHNIKES, FOLKS! The Washington Post wanted to know just where that lovely dank smell is coming from so they hit up your very own Gentleman to ask. Go read the article! It features moi, naturally, along with Phone Homie and Funky Piece. I can’t begin to express how grateful I…

GT 1 Year Anniversary Review Live from Las Vegas!

Gentleman Toker July 1, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

So what’s a cheeky little cherub such as moi doing in Sin City, you ask? Ah, you read the title, spot on! This is indeed the one year anniversary of GentlemanToker.com and coincidentally, or perhaps by karmic design, this most jubilous date coincides with the first day of recreational marijuana…

DC Cannabis Event Gifts You’re Missing Out On!

Gentleman Toker June 30, 2017 March 11, 2019Now Available, Reviews

I know that a lot of folks out there primarily use this sexy little website to find the hottest brands that offer gift delivery to your District doorstep, but if you haven’t checked out the plethora of cannabis-inspired events that DC has to offer, then you are missing out on…

Harmony Shatter from AMA

Gentleman Toker June 27, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

My last Denver review was quite vicious (but fair, IMO) so it’s important that we balance that out with a glowing review, in this case the excellent Cataract Sky Kush from Harmony your Gentleman plucked for a tremendous value whilst traipsing along Elati St and stumbling into recreational marijuana dispensary Advanced Medical Alternatives.…

Tarantula from Ganja Gold

Gentleman Toker June 24, 2017 January 24, 2019Reviews

Pardon the interruption for those enjoying my Denver series of reviews, but your Gentleman got to sample some Tarantula caviar joints from Bay Area standout Ganja Gold recently and I thought a gift so fancy would be just a perfect review for a Friday. For those not in the know (shame!),…

Cannabis Maximus from Ballpark

Gentleman Toker June 17, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

Ballpark Holistic Dispensary pitches recreational cannabis just a few blocks from Mile High Stadium but when the Gentleman stopped by and gave the signal he was ready for that heater, the live resin from Cannabis Maximus I picked up there turned out to be a high, hanging curve I intend to smash…

Cherry Blossom Confections from DC TeaPad

DopeNerd June 12, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

Cherry Blossom Confections, from DC TeaPad, is one of the premier edibles line to grace the DC community with mouthwatering goodies. If you frequent cannabis-friendly app LeafedIn, one of the easiest ways to find cannabis gifts around the city, then you already know that DC TeaPad stands out from the…

Craft710 PHO from The Giving Tree

Gentleman Toker June 7, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

The Giving Tree of Denver was highly rated in the Google reviews of dispensaries so I decided to swing down West 38th Avenue and check out what all the hubbub was abub. Despite referencing one of the saddest stories in children’s English literature you could hope to find (about a…

WiFi OG Flowers, Shatter, & Gorilla Glue Rosin from NugRun DC

DopeNerd June 3, 2017 January 25, 2019Reviews

Nug Run DC is the newest initiative 71 brand to try their hand at satisfying the DC masses (here’s the link to their website). After experiencing several unsatisfactory edibles, these folks took matters into their own hands to provide the District with the premium products it deserves. With a strong gift menu…

THE CLEAR (Mahatma) Vape Cartridge

Gentleman Toker June 1, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

Cannabis Station wasn’t originally on the Gentleman’s list of dispensaries to check out in Denver, but getting my dainty, be-gloved hands on some of The CLEAR brand concentrate most definitely was! As I meandered the streets near Mile High Stadium in search of some refreshment, a bright, beautiful hummingbird mural along the…

Shatter from Native Roots

Gentleman Toker May 27, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

Native Roots Apothecary was one of the highlights of my self-guided marijuana dispensary tour of downtown Denver. Located just off the 16th Street Mall (via Champa St), the store is ideally situated for tourists. Your Gentleman was interested to see what these folks could expect when they pop in what might…

Super Gold Shatter from Phone Homie DabberHashery

Gentleman Toker May 7, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

Phone Homie, host of The Slab Hour on ListenVision.com and an original, driving force in the District’s cannabis event scene, is as renown for his dashing haberdashery as his personal brand of concentrates. His thread designs strike a balance between heady and stealth, while the DabberHashery strikes Super Gold in their latest shatter…

Sour Diesel, Gorilla Glue #4 Flowers & Live Resin from Da DoGooders

Gentleman Toker May 2, 2017 March 11, 2019Reviews

Da DoGooders is a premium-quality delivery brand that you might have missed running around the manic landscape of District’s cannabis scene following Initiative 71 unless you use LeafedIn, one of my favorite ways to find weed gifts and my go-to recommendation to tourists, who may not have a location in the…

LoudPack Live Resin & Tryke Flowers from Chillay

Gentleman Toker April 20, 2017 January 25, 2019Reviews

ChillayDC.com is a new Initiative 71 company with an extremely impressive gift menu of topshelf concentrate and flowers that come with the purchase of a sweet tee or an even sweeter non-infused rice krispy treat platter to get your 4/20 started properly! When your Gentleman peeped their gifts on social…

Slactavis Vape Cartridges

Gentleman Toker April 16, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

A new review is in order for our good friends at Silly Bees, if only to save your poor Gentleman from the deluge of emails asking how to get a hold of one of the hottest brands in DC. I understand your enthusiasm! The best way these days to find…

Concentrate from DMV Organics

Gentleman Toker April 12, 2017 January 24, 2019Reviews

DMV Organics- they with the edibles your Gentleman went full GaGa for a while back, you remember– well, they’ve also got a phenomenal line of craft-batch concentrate that I’m sure you’ll enjoy as much as me. Even better news! DMV Organics now has (limited) pick-up and du-du-duh DELIVERY options available. Here’s the…

The Best Crop Yet from Real Deal Farmz

Gentleman Toker March 29, 2017 March 7, 2019Reviews

It may be Cherry Blossom season here in the Nation’s Capital, but for my fellow chronnoisseurs, the Gentleman guarantees you’ll feel even more captivated by the latest Real Deal Farmz crop of fine cannabis flowers. Longtime readers knows I have a deep and abiding affection for the Farmz, but this latest…

Moon Rocks from Terpy Solutions

Gentleman Toker March 1, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

DC’s young cannabis industry continues to grow with ambitious new outfits like Terpy Solutions, sprouting like weeds (teehee) among the Nation’s Capital to serve the demand left by Congress’ interference in the full implementation of Initiative 71. I sat down with them and came away impressed with their plans to disrupt the…

Escape from Mar-A-Lago!

Gentleman Toker February 21, 2017 January 4, 2019Reviews

How many days had passed? Weeks? Time was a meaningless concept locked away alone in a cold cell deep underneath the fabulous Mar-A-Lago Club at Trump National Golf Course. Lucky for me, I’m long used to talking to myself. If anything, the hallucinations I endured in solitary made the whole thing a…

Tangie Live Resin from KindBag DC

Gentleman Toker February 8, 2017 March 12, 2019Reviews

KindBag DC (now defunct) is expanding their gift menu beyond their delightfully aromatic flowers to include edibles, canna-butter (for making your own edibles or smear it right on some bread, why mess about, right?), tinctures, and a curated selection of fine concentrates. KBDC reached out to your Gentleman to get…

Jack’s Cleaner Rosin from Plantgenix

Gentleman Toker January 31, 2017 January 24, 2019Reviews

Racists and fascists and narcissists, oh my! After years of listening to the Right bemoan “Emperor Obama” and his executive orders, a flurry of controversial, conservative orders have been passed by the new Muppet Administration. But it’s all cool now y’all are in charge, right? Hypocrites. And with a majority…

Live Resin & Flowers from District Connoisseurs

Gentleman Toker January 18, 2017 January 3, 2019Reviews

I keep thinking about slime monsters. A solitary scream that devolves into a viscous, angry gurgle. Flesh bubbling, melting, congealing into one misshapen lump of broken bones, inverted organs, and gnashing teeth. A hand reaches out of the roiling abomination even as it liquifies, dragging another misbegotten soul into this infernal singularity.…

Terpenstein Shatter from Silly Bees LLC

Gentleman Toker January 3, 2017 January 25, 2019Reviews

Welcome to the future, baby! It may be a New Year, but we still got the same old problems. Global tensions rising in a surge of nationalistic furor. Ever-widening economic disparity that’ll increase exponentially along with automation. Hey, don’t look at Fritz! He’s useless, I promise. And, wait, did anyone catch…

The Gentleman’s Christmas Card

Gentleman Toker December 24, 2016 March 11, 2019Articles

I’m not really, um, good at Christmas. But I want to be. So we’re gonna start with gratitude. That’s why I want to thank you, my fellow Tokers. The response to my blog has been overwhelmingly positive. A lot of folks stop in just for some help navigating the unregulated…

Alternative Solutions Bud Rosin – Trick or Treat?

Gentleman Toker October 31, 2016 March 7, 2019Reviews

(Alternative Solutions gave me some of the sweet, new Goji OG and Blue Cheese bud rosin to try and if you’re a boring person whose love for horror and candy was surgically removed along with the rest of your memories by a dubious Canadian weapons program to make you the perfect…

DC MMJ PATIENT LIMIT INCREASE- GT QUOTED!

Gentleman Toker September 29, 2016 March 11, 2019Articles, News

There is still no announced start date for when DC medical marijuana patients will have their medicine limit automatically increased to four ounces every 30 days, but the latest story about the process is featured on MarijuanaTimes.org and features the viewpoints and photos of yours truly on the crazy high…

DCMJ March of the Clones

Gentleman Toker September 28, 2016 March 12, 2019Articles, News, Reviews

That’s my favorite sign from Saturday’s March of the Clones protest, but the level of art production that went into this thing was really astounding, most especially the Carbonite version of artist Mike Flugennock’s Obama. You can find more on DCMJ’s Twitter feed, if you’re so inclined. I really should…

Kashmir Red- Unboxing VIDEO (Abatin Wellness)

Gentleman Toker September 23, 2016 January 30, 2018News, Reviews

My latest video, courtesy of Capital Canna News! Go on and take a gander at Abatin Wellness’ luxury cannabis line, Kashmir! This is the first part, there’s more to come. While I’m not a fan of “luxury” medical cannabis that costs $75 for 3.7g, the quality is simply undeniable. The high is complex- a Herer-esque heightened sense of mental focus, uplifting, and a solid Skunk mental wall. I really love this as medicine.

Mister X (LeafedIn.org)- Old School, New Tricks

Gentleman Toker August 27, 2016 August 27, 2016Reviews

Welcome to The Grind. The opening moves of DC’s Green Rush have been made and we enter the mid-game proper. I have been honored to meet many other folks pushing for their own space in the young cannabis industry, who recognize the unparalleled opportunity of the current situation presented in the…

District Greenhaus Interview

Gentleman Toker August 15, 2016 March 11, 2019Articles

I first met the extraction artists of District Greenhaus at the Capitol Canna Show. Impressed with the clarity of the sample shatter V2Chao showed me, I was sure a sit-down would prove enlightening. It was a warm day, the clouds filtering out the bright summer sun, so we sat outside on…

The Gentleman’s Concentrate Class (Holistic Remedies)

Gentleman Toker August 3, 2016 March 11, 2019Articles, Reviews

DC MMJ cultivator Holistic Remedies is holding a class on concentrates at National Holistic Healing Center tomorrow, combined with a 15% off sale of their oils, waxes, tinctures, etc. I figured it was well past time that I present a class, myself. A Teach the Teacher sorta deal so I…

Purple Haze Shatter (District Greenhaus)

Gentleman Toker August 1, 2016 March 11, 2019Reviews

The partners at District Greenhaus stand out among our local extraction artists. These guys have a firm commitment to quality and it shows in the clarity, stability, and fragrant terps of their dewaxed shatter. I sat down with them to find out more about their process (interview soon!) and walked…

DistrictofC.com – Killing the Game

Gentleman Toker July 31, 2016 November 21, 2018Reviews

Hell, yes. This review is long overdue. DistrictofC.com launched a couple weeks ago and I think they state their mission best themselves: “District of C is run by a team of four Deaf individuals who aim to show the world that Deaf people can do anything, as I.K. Jordan so…

Which DC Dispensary Do I Choose?

Gentleman Toker July 26, 2016 November 13, 2018Articles, Reviews

So, my fellow District resident and cannabis enthusiast, you’ve decided that becoming a medical marijuana patient is the best way to ensure you never run out of that sweet, sweet Kush again. You’ve seen a canna-friendly sawbones and your fancy-dandy E-lec-tronik recommendation is racing through the interwebs as we speak to the District…

Triple XXX (Phone Homie Farms)

Gentleman Toker July 24, 2016 March 11, 2019Reviews

I reached out to Slab Life icon and DC-based world-traveling cannabis advocate Phone Homie for a sample of his Triple XXX flower and he told me that he and his crew smoked it all, of course. How else would you celebrate winning 1st Place Indica division at the 2016 DC Grower’s Cup? He…

Cheese (Alternative Solutions)

Gentleman Toker July 8, 2016 June 28, 2017Reviews

When I tried a preroll of Big Buddha Cheese out in Seattle, it hit me in the head like a rocket. My thoughts were racing a mile a minute, but a blast of euphoria kept me from getting more paranoid than I can handle, and the mental invigoration was so…

The Gentleman is DOPE

Gentleman Toker July 4, 2016 January 24, 2019Articles

Woohoo! The results of my CBD experiment were published as today’s Daily Dope on DOPE magazine online. Check it out and please share it with any other humans you know that use the internet! Famous cats are okay, too. Have a great Fourth, everybody! UPDATE: the article was picked up…

Merry’n’Berry (Holistic Remedies)

Gentleman Toker June 21, 2016 June 28, 2017Reviews

Veterans of DC’s MMJ program will know this strain well. It’s one of the oldest in Holistic Remedies’ lineup and they’ve made several different concentrates from this plant- I’ve bought it as flower, hash, wax, and crumble. This plant usually goes by the strain name LSD. I understand why they…

Secret Cup DC Concentrate Entries #14 & #15

Gentleman Toker May 8, 2016 June 28, 2017Reviews

Now, I don’t want y’all to think I’m trying to make a name for myself talking smack about other people’s oil. This Gentleman is no hater. I enthusiastically endorse medicine I think is top quality and that is definitely the case with two of the shatters submitted (that I’ve tried so…

Secret Cup DC Concentrate Entry #3 (Tangie x Chem)

Gentleman Toker May 7, 2016 June 28, 2017Reviews

Opening jars in no particular order, I decided to try entry #3. My first impression of this shatter is that I could see through it. Excited, I gave it a sniff- wufgh. It’s not pleasant, but not prominent, either. Undaunted, I loaded it onto a fresh ceramic bowl and pressed…

Secret Cup DC Flower Entry #41

Gentleman Toker May 6, 2016 June 28, 2017Reviews

The Secret Cup is in town, in case ya ain’t heard. The Gentleman’s Judges Pack has arrived and, Hoo boy, this is a helluva lot of concentrates to sample! What I’ve really been impressed with so far is the 4 generous samples of flower- each batch rivals dispensary quality. First…

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