My latest video, courtesy of Capital Canna News! Go on and take a gander at Abatin Wellness’ luxury cannabis line, Kashmir! This is the first part, there’s more to come. While I’m not a fan of “luxury” medical cannabis that costs $75 for 3.7g, the quality is simply undeniable. The high is complex- a Herer-esque heightened sense of mental focus, uplifting, and a solid Skunk mental wall. I really love this as medicine.
Tag: Concentrate
Weekend Shatter Special at Puff Kings DC!
Black Cherry Soda (Entourage DC)
Righteous OG (Entourage DC)
Jet Fuel Gelato (Entourage DC)
District Cannabis Spring Menu 2020
Have yourself a gander at the Spring Product Catalog for medical marijuana cultivator District Cannabis! These flowers, concentrates,…
Nature’s Heritage DabTabs
Today we’re looking at a new-fangled type of concentrate called DabTabs! They’re available in Maryland’s medical marijuana program…
Blue Cookies Live Resin (Spaced Out DC)
Live Resin is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out!…
Cherry AK THCa Diamonds (Spaced Out DC)
THCa Diamonds are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out!…
Culta Double D Purps Shatter
Culta has been one of the Gentleman’s favorite medical marijuana brands in Maryland for more than a year…
Cannabis Science Con East ’19 Experience
Cannabis Science Conference East 2019 just wrapped up at the Baltimore Convention Center and the Gentleman had a…
Cannabis Science Conference East 2019
This year the Cannabis Science Conference East is being held in Baltimore on April 9th and 10th! I’ll…
Getting to Know the 5 Licensed VA Dispensaries
Let’s talk about the five companies growing and selling weed for Virginia’s medical marijuana program! Each awardee will…
Beware Fake Vape Cartridges in Washington DC
Many of the vape cartridges available in Washington, DC are from brands that have been heavily compromised by…
Roger Boyd Vapes Weed Across the World on a Bicycle
Hello, fellow Tokers! My name is Roger Boyd. Well, actually it isn’t, but that’s the pseudonym I use…
Nature’s Heritage Velvet Sunrise Wax
Right, so today’s the day we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday, who most of us…
The Hemper Box- Worth It?
Today we’ll be looking at Hemper, one of the most popular subscription boxes on the market geared directly…
Master Kush Rosin (Liberty Cannabis DC)
Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before…
Cheese Cough Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Yaaaaay Snow Day!!! The first one’s kinda fun. I spent mine in bed, but not the way that…
Jungle Boys Mimosa Live Resin
After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the…
Million Dollar Baby Shatter (Planet 13/Medizin)
With the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume…
Grape Skunk (Good Chemistry)
Oh, man. What a freakin trip. After nearly three weeks of hotels and motels, yours truly is quite…
Blue River Strawberry Banana Goo THCa
YEAH!!! GT is coast to coast like Space Ghost, baby! Well, not literally, I wouldn’t fuck Ocean City…
Ghost Hulk Live Rosin (710 Labs)
Alright, it’s time to catch y’all up on my adventures and my purchases along the road, like this…
Humboldt Legacy Live Sugar (Culta)
“Computer?” “Query, User: Not Designated?” “What should I listen to if, like, I want to like Depeche Mode,…
Mag Landrace (Verano)
Alright, I decided to stop posting pictures of various Verano products and just write a damn review already,…
AeroInhaler Interstellar Joe (Quest Concentrates)
The last time I was in Denver, I stopped in one of the downtown dispensaries I like called Local…
G6 Sunrock Shatter (Verano)
Doesn’t that G6 Sunrock Shatter from Verano look deeelish? Mmm-mmm-mmm! I suppose it’s called Sunrock cuz it’s served…
Mambo Sauce (Grassroots)
The Gentleman stopped by Herbology back on 4/20 and procured a flight of four nugs from the Maryland…
Chocolope (Capital City Care)
Under the previous rules, DC medical marijuana patients had to choose a single dispensary to work with when…
Sweet Kush CO2 Dropper (Curaleaf Maryland)
New brands and product lines are dropping like Soundcloud singles in Maryland’s medical marijuana program halfway into its…
Cherry Cream Pie Shatter (Prime Extracts)
To celebrate Stoner Christmas 2: Electric Boogaloo AKA Oil Day, I figured we’d crack the hood on one…
Kicked Out of Ocean City
It was a little after nine p.m. on Friday night when I was jostled out of sleep by…
Silver Grapes (High Level Health)
High Level Health’s flowers were recommended to me on my recent Denver trip, so I made the quick…
Blueberry Cereal (Temescal Wellness)
Temescal Wellness lured the Gentleman out to Baltimore suburb Pikesville with a wide selection of concentrates offered at…
Olio Sueno Live Sugar
Stopped by one of my favorite dispensaries from my last Denver trip, Local Product, and got an excellent…
Ghost OG Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Maryland medical marijuana processor AFS has quickly become one of your Gentleman’s favorite brands due to their consistently…
High Terp Crystallite (Liberty Cannabis)
Liberty Cannabis is a vertically integrated Maryland medical marijuana brand that grows their own flower, performs their own…
Washington DC & Maryland Dispensary 420 Deals!
You’re a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages…
JenniCannAdventures
JenniCannAdventures is a new ganja-touristing service with excursions to Alaska to see the Northern Lights (and smoke some),…
DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity!
DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity has officially begun. If you have your Maryland medical card– or a print out…
DC Medical Marijuana Dispensary Restriction Lifted!
Okay, this is Part 1 of the exciting changes coming to Washington DC’s medical marijuana program. As of…
Bakked Dabaratus
The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate…
Cream of the Crop Live Resin
Quick shoutout to Cream of the Crop! Picked up their Duct Tape Live Resin from Urbn Leaf in…
BEST OF GT- HOLISTIC REMEDIES
I don’t do so much bashing now, but I rarely see stuff as Hulk-inducing as Holistic Remedies’ bland…
BEST OF GT- ESCAPE FROM MAR-A-LAGO!
Uh, speaking of my older work being rather political, here’s the Saturday morning cartoon fight between me and…
BEST OF GT- PLANTGENIX
Well, if the latest nor’easter in motherloving March hasn’t delayed my flight, then I’m in Cali already, livin that…
NOW AVAILABLE- Umm, Just Flowers, Guys
Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed…
Free Weed Friday- DC Grrl Power Edition!
Happy Friday, baby, it’s time for the next free weed giveaway! Quick FYI about the DC cannabis scene…
The Apothecarry Case
The Apothecarry case is unbelievably swanky. It is exactly what I always wanted before I knew it was…
CBD Blueberry Crumble (District Hemp)
On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia’s very first,…
The Spaceship Smoke Easy & All-Star Mondays
Missed All-Star Mondays this week? No worries, baby, Butter Nugg Cookies is BACK tomorrow at the Spaceship DC…
Humboldt Kush (Butter Nugg Cookies)
Butter Nugg Cookies is currently rocking some Humboldt Kush flowers, which they pressed into some awesome, super-smooth and…
PAX 3 Vaporizer
Time for another gear review! PAX is one of the most popular names in the crowded portable vaporizer…
All-Star Mondays with Butter Nugg Cookies
Monday’s hottest new Initiative 71 compliant event for DC’s cannabis enthusiasts is All-Star Mondays at the Spaceship DC.…
SHOUTOUT TO TOP NOTCH TERPS!
Shoutout to Top Notch Terps for their CrossFader! The Gentleman loves a good caviar joint, makes me feel…
GG #1 Flowers (Dope City Supreme)
I can’t help thinkin’ how handy some turtle shells would be at clearing this holiday traffic off the…
Free Weed Winner Announced!
As per ancient shamanic tradition handed down from Gentleman to Gentleman, I pulled the name of our Free…
VUBER Dabber
I met VUBER out in Vegas which you might already presume if you’ve been following along with my…
NOW AVAILABLE- Holiday Gift Box (Joint Delivery Co)
Ho ho ho, my rambunctious, red-nosed reindeer! Imagine the glee on your favorite stoner’s face when they open…
NOW AVAILABLE Silly Bees at Lit City Smoke Shop
UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC’s marijuana pop-up shops aren’t quite your cup…
Pink Rabbit Collective Bubba Kush & Sour Diesel
Pink Rabbit Collective is one of the brands growing quality cannabis right here in DC that I’m all…
District Connoisseurs Bubblegum & Blueberry Flowers
District Connoisseurs is a pillar of the marijuana pop-up scene. Since Initiative 71’s passing, few have built brands…
Joint Delivery Co Black Friday BOGO Deal!
Black Friday is like The Purge, but for shopping. I guess we could call it The Binge. Some…
NOW AVAILABLE- Tarantulas from Canamelo
Ah, my worried, wall-eyed wallabies, it’s always a good day when I get to announce one of my…
Slabbin Fresh Clementine Shatter
Hell, yes! Despite the bitter cold and pouring rain, Virginians turned out to repudiate experimental mini-Trump Gillespie, electing…
Purple Kush Wax from White Buffalo
Ok, I suppose after 12 hours of playing South Park: The Fractured But Whole (ha!) that a Gentleman…
CBD Isolate (Acure By Design Plus)
Well, my garishly garbed gargoyles, there’s no reason for my excruciating torment to go to waste, when we…
Purple Punch from Xtra Gram Sam
My cuckolded cuckoos, hello again. I can not even begin to describe the sanctity-shredding atrocity this week has…
Vanilla Kush from District SweetGreen
Hola, me gatos gordos y grandes! Don’t mind me, I just found an old phrasebook in my bugout bag…
FaceOff OG from Da DoGooders
Today is a very special day for the nation’s capital! There’s DC Flower Fest for the cannabis crowd…
CloudN Nebula
Namaste, my tiny, terrible tamarins! It’s fall, so of course there’s new everything to talk about. New music…
Mandarin Kush from Da DoGooders
Da DoGooders is one of the Gentleman’s favorite cannabis gift delivery brands in DC- I’m sure you’ve heard…
Pink Rabbit Collective
Hello again, DC! If you’re wondering where your new amigo Judge Bud Green has been (awwwww), blame Pink…
The Grower’s Circle SFV OG
Awww, man. No super powers. No demons running amok. How long do I have to wait for the…
Xtra Gram Sam Shatter
Welcome back, my elegant, enraged emus! Today we’re going to look at XtraGramSam, a brand we found on…
Diplomat Hardcore OG from Pisos
Well, damn, folks. Reviewing my notes, it doesn’t look like we’ve got much good flowers left to write…
Landrace Labs vs Dogtown Pioneers
Heya, folks, it’s i502 Drew here with more advice for you jet-setting dabbers that want to see what…
Honeycomb Labs FSE from Joint Delivery Co
‘ullo, my duckies! Busy week, boy howdy. I dunno about you guys, but I’m very much looking forward…
Inflorescence Permafrost Terp Sugar
Greetings, Tokers! It’s i502drew, your Seattle-ite Satellite, broadcasting my Alpha waves direct to your eye-brains! There’s been considerable…
ROIL Extracts Shatter
ROIL Extracts East is hard to miss on Instagram these days and after seeing a billion pictures of…
Blue Roots Terp Sugar
Welcome back, folks, it’s i502drew coming to ya from Seattle, WA, where there’s more weed stores than Trump…
Cannavative Live Honeycomb
Honeycomb concentrate from Cannavative in Las Vegas is the subject of today’s review and if you’re wondering why…
Bodhi High Vortex Terp Sugar
Step with me, won’t you friends, through Bodhi High’s Vortex for your latest review from the other Washington.…
Bakked CO2 Distillate
Alright, not every little corner of cannabis-legal Las Vegas was the best ever, as evidenced by this Bakked…
Double Black Extracts from Local Product
We’re gonna scoot back to Denver today and review some of the fabulous Purple Rockstar Terp Jelly from…
Honeycomb Labs Shatter from Joint Delivery Co
Joint Delivery Co. is the newest kid on the block bringing the herbal heat (like shatter from Honeycomb Labs)…
Happy 7/10 Everybody! Check out Moxie GT OG!
Ahh, our other favorite holiday has arrived and GT has got some Moxie. 7/10, baby! For those not…
Butter Nugg Cookies from DCBudHub
I just found out about the most awesome new delivery brand, DCBudHub, and wanted to tell you beautiful…
Walden Pineapple BHO from Local Roots
Greetings again, my friends. It’s July 4th, folks, and you know what that means! Yes, indeed, today will be…
Gentleman Toker in the Washington Post!
HOLY SCHNIKES, FOLKS! The Washington Post wanted to know just where that lovely dank smell is coming from…
GT 1 Year Anniversary Review Live from Las Vegas!
So what’s a cheeky little cherub such as moi doing in Sin City, you ask? Ah, you read…
DC Cannabis Event Gifts You’re Missing Out On!
I know that a lot of folks out there primarily use this sexy little website to find the…
Harmony Shatter from AMA
My last Denver review was quite vicious (but fair, IMO) so it’s important that we balance that out with…
Tarantula from Ganja Gold
Pardon the interruption for those enjoying my Denver series of reviews, but your Gentleman got to sample some…
Cannabis Maximus from Ballpark
Ballpark Holistic Dispensary pitches recreational cannabis just a few blocks from Mile High Stadium but when the Gentleman stopped…
Cherry Blossom Confections from DC TeaPad
Cherry Blossom Confections, from DC TeaPad, is one of the premier edibles line to grace the DC community…
Craft710 PHO from The Giving Tree
The Giving Tree of Denver was highly rated in the Google reviews of dispensaries so I decided to…
WiFi OG Flowers, Shatter, & Gorilla Glue Rosin from NugRun DC
Nug Run DC is the newest initiative 71 brand to try their hand at satisfying the DC masses (here’s…
THE CLEAR (Mahatma) Vape Cartridge
Cannabis Station wasn’t originally on the Gentleman’s list of dispensaries to check out in Denver, but getting my dainty,…
Shatter from Native Roots
Native Roots Apothecary was one of the highlights of my self-guided marijuana dispensary tour of downtown Denver. Located…
Super Gold Shatter from Phone Homie DabberHashery
Phone Homie, host of The Slab Hour on ListenVision.com and an original, driving force in the District’s cannabis…
Sour Diesel, Gorilla Glue #4 Flowers & Live Resin from Da DoGooders
Da DoGooders is a premium-quality delivery brand that you might have missed running around the manic landscape of…
LoudPack Live Resin & Tryke Flowers from Chillay
ChillayDC.com is a new Initiative 71 company with an extremely impressive gift menu of topshelf concentrate and flowers…
The Best Crop Yet from Real Deal Farmz
It may be Cherry Blossom season here in the Nation’s Capital, but for my fellow chronnoisseurs, the Gentleman…
Moon Rocks from Terpy Solutions
DC’s young cannabis industry continues to grow with ambitious new outfits like Terpy Solutions, sprouting like weeds (teehee)…
Escape from Mar-A-Lago!
How many days had passed? Weeks? Time was a meaningless concept locked away alone in a cold cell…
Tangie Live Resin from KindBag DC
KindBag DC (now defunct) is expanding their gift menu beyond their delightfully aromatic flowers to include edibles, canna-butter…
Jack’s Cleaner Rosin from Plantgenix
Racists and fascists and narcissists, oh my! After years of listening to the Right bemoan “Emperor Obama” and…
Live Resin & Flowers from District Connoisseurs
I keep thinking about slime monsters. A solitary scream that devolves into a viscous, angry gurgle. Flesh bubbling,…
Terpenstein Shatter from Silly Bees LLC
Welcome to the future, baby! It may be a New Year, but we still got the same old…
The Gentleman’s Christmas Card
I’m not really, um, good at Christmas. But I want to be. So we’re gonna start with gratitude.…
Alternative Solutions Bud Rosin – Trick or Treat?
(Alternative Solutions gave me some of the sweet, new Goji OG and Blue Cheese bud rosin to try…
DC MMJ PATIENT LIMIT INCREASE- GT QUOTED!
There is still no announced start date for when DC medical marijuana patients will have their medicine limit…
DCMJ March of the Clones
That’s my favorite sign from Saturday’s March of the Clones protest, but the level of art production that…
Kashmir Red- Unboxing VIDEO (Abatin Wellness)
Mister X (LeafedIn.org)- Old School, New Tricks
Welcome to The Grind. The opening moves of DC’s Green Rush have been made and we enter the…
District Greenhaus Interview
I first met the extraction artists of District Greenhaus at the Capitol Canna Show. Impressed with the clarity…
The Gentleman’s Concentrate Class (Holistic Remedies)
DC MMJ cultivator Holistic Remedies is holding a class on concentrates at National Holistic Healing Center tomorrow, combined…
Purple Haze Shatter (District Greenhaus)
The partners at District Greenhaus stand out among our local extraction artists. These guys have a firm commitment…
DistrictofC.com – Killing the Game
Hell, yes. This review is long overdue. DistrictofC.com launched a couple weeks ago and I think they state…
Which DC Dispensary Do I Choose?
So, my fellow District resident and cannabis enthusiast, you’ve decided that becoming a medical marijuana patient is the…
Triple XXX (Phone Homie Farms)
I reached out to Slab Life icon and DC-based world-traveling cannabis advocate Phone Homie for a sample of…
Cheese (Alternative Solutions)
When I tried a preroll of Big Buddha Cheese out in Seattle, it hit me in the head…
The Gentleman is DOPE
Woohoo! The results of my CBD experiment were published as today’s Daily Dope on DOPE magazine online. Check…
Merry’n’Berry (Holistic Remedies)
Veterans of DC’s MMJ program will know this strain well. It’s one of the oldest in Holistic Remedies’…
Secret Cup DC Concentrate Entries #14 & #15
Now, I don’t want y’all to think I’m trying to make a name for myself talking smack about other…
Secret Cup DC Concentrate Entry #3 (Tangie x Chem)
Opening jars in no particular order, I decided to try entry #3. My first impression of this shatter…
Secret Cup DC Flower Entry #41
The Secret Cup is in town, in case ya ain’t heard. The Gentleman’s Judges Pack has arrived and,…
Weekend Shatter Special at Puff Kings DC!
Black Cherry Soda (Entourage DC)
Righteous OG (Entourage DC)
Jet Fuel Gelato (Entourage DC)
District Cannabis Spring Menu 2020
Have yourself a gander at the Spring Product Catalog for medical marijuana cultivator District Cannabis! These flowers, concentrates,…
Nature’s Heritage DabTabs
Today we’re looking at a new-fangled type of concentrate called DabTabs! They’re available in Maryland’s medical marijuana program…
Blue Cookies Live Resin (Spaced Out DC)
Live Resin is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out!…
Cherry AK THCa Diamonds (Spaced Out DC)
THCa Diamonds are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out!…
Culta Double D Purps Shatter
Culta has been one of the Gentleman’s favorite medical marijuana brands in Maryland for more than a year…
Cannabis Science Con East ’19 Experience
Cannabis Science Conference East 2019 just wrapped up at the Baltimore Convention Center and the Gentleman had a…
Cannabis Science Conference East 2019
This year the Cannabis Science Conference East is being held in Baltimore on April 9th and 10th! I’ll…
Getting to Know the 5 Licensed VA Dispensaries
Let’s talk about the five companies growing and selling weed for Virginia’s medical marijuana program! Each awardee will…
Beware Fake Vape Cartridges in Washington DC
Many of the vape cartridges available in Washington, DC are from brands that have been heavily compromised by…
Roger Boyd Vapes Weed Across the World on a Bicycle
Hello, fellow Tokers! My name is Roger Boyd. Well, actually it isn’t, but that’s the pseudonym I use…
Nature’s Heritage Velvet Sunrise Wax
Right, so today’s the day we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday, who most of us…
The Hemper Box- Worth It?
Today we’ll be looking at Hemper, one of the most popular subscription boxes on the market geared directly…
Master Kush Rosin (Liberty Cannabis DC)
Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before…
Cheese Cough Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Yaaaaay Snow Day!!! The first one’s kinda fun. I spent mine in bed, but not the way that…
Jungle Boys Mimosa Live Resin
After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the…
Million Dollar Baby Shatter (Planet 13/Medizin)
With the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume…
Grape Skunk (Good Chemistry)
Oh, man. What a freakin trip. After nearly three weeks of hotels and motels, yours truly is quite…
Blue River Strawberry Banana Goo THCa
YEAH!!! GT is coast to coast like Space Ghost, baby! Well, not literally, I wouldn’t fuck Ocean City…
Ghost Hulk Live Rosin (710 Labs)
Alright, it’s time to catch y’all up on my adventures and my purchases along the road, like this…
Humboldt Legacy Live Sugar (Culta)
“Computer?” “Query, User: Not Designated?” “What should I listen to if, like, I want to like Depeche Mode,…
Mag Landrace (Verano)
Alright, I decided to stop posting pictures of various Verano products and just write a damn review already,…
AeroInhaler Interstellar Joe (Quest Concentrates)
The last time I was in Denver, I stopped in one of the downtown dispensaries I like called Local…
G6 Sunrock Shatter (Verano)
Doesn’t that G6 Sunrock Shatter from Verano look deeelish? Mmm-mmm-mmm! I suppose it’s called Sunrock cuz it’s served…
Mambo Sauce (Grassroots)
The Gentleman stopped by Herbology back on 4/20 and procured a flight of four nugs from the Maryland…
Chocolope (Capital City Care)
Under the previous rules, DC medical marijuana patients had to choose a single dispensary to work with when…
Sweet Kush CO2 Dropper (Curaleaf Maryland)
New brands and product lines are dropping like Soundcloud singles in Maryland’s medical marijuana program halfway into its…
Cherry Cream Pie Shatter (Prime Extracts)
To celebrate Stoner Christmas 2: Electric Boogaloo AKA Oil Day, I figured we’d crack the hood on one…
Kicked Out of Ocean City
It was a little after nine p.m. on Friday night when I was jostled out of sleep by…
Silver Grapes (High Level Health)
High Level Health’s flowers were recommended to me on my recent Denver trip, so I made the quick…
Blueberry Cereal (Temescal Wellness)
Temescal Wellness lured the Gentleman out to Baltimore suburb Pikesville with a wide selection of concentrates offered at…
Olio Sueno Live Sugar
Stopped by one of my favorite dispensaries from my last Denver trip, Local Product, and got an excellent…
Ghost OG Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Maryland medical marijuana processor AFS has quickly become one of your Gentleman’s favorite brands due to their consistently…
High Terp Crystallite (Liberty Cannabis)
Liberty Cannabis is a vertically integrated Maryland medical marijuana brand that grows their own flower, performs their own…
Washington DC & Maryland Dispensary 420 Deals!
You’re a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages…
JenniCannAdventures
JenniCannAdventures is a new ganja-touristing service with excursions to Alaska to see the Northern Lights (and smoke some),…
DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity!
DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity has officially begun. If you have your Maryland medical card– or a print out…
DC Medical Marijuana Dispensary Restriction Lifted!
Okay, this is Part 1 of the exciting changes coming to Washington DC’s medical marijuana program. As of…
Bakked Dabaratus
The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate…
Cream of the Crop Live Resin
Quick shoutout to Cream of the Crop! Picked up their Duct Tape Live Resin from Urbn Leaf in…
BEST OF GT- HOLISTIC REMEDIES
I don’t do so much bashing now, but I rarely see stuff as Hulk-inducing as Holistic Remedies’ bland…
BEST OF GT- ESCAPE FROM MAR-A-LAGO!
Uh, speaking of my older work being rather political, here’s the Saturday morning cartoon fight between me and…
BEST OF GT- PLANTGENIX
Well, if the latest nor’easter in motherloving March hasn’t delayed my flight, then I’m in Cali already, livin that…
NOW AVAILABLE- Umm, Just Flowers, Guys
Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed…
Free Weed Friday- DC Grrl Power Edition!
Happy Friday, baby, it’s time for the next free weed giveaway! Quick FYI about the DC cannabis scene…
The Apothecarry Case
The Apothecarry case is unbelievably swanky. It is exactly what I always wanted before I knew it was…
CBD Blueberry Crumble (District Hemp)
On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia’s very first,…
The Spaceship Smoke Easy & All-Star Mondays
Missed All-Star Mondays this week? No worries, baby, Butter Nugg Cookies is BACK tomorrow at the Spaceship DC…
Humboldt Kush (Butter Nugg Cookies)
Butter Nugg Cookies is currently rocking some Humboldt Kush flowers, which they pressed into some awesome, super-smooth and…
PAX 3 Vaporizer
Time for another gear review! PAX is one of the most popular names in the crowded portable vaporizer…
All-Star Mondays with Butter Nugg Cookies
Monday’s hottest new Initiative 71 compliant event for DC’s cannabis enthusiasts is All-Star Mondays at the Spaceship DC.…
SHOUTOUT TO TOP NOTCH TERPS!
Shoutout to Top Notch Terps for their CrossFader! The Gentleman loves a good caviar joint, makes me feel…
GG #1 Flowers (Dope City Supreme)
I can’t help thinkin’ how handy some turtle shells would be at clearing this holiday traffic off the…
Free Weed Winner Announced!
As per ancient shamanic tradition handed down from Gentleman to Gentleman, I pulled the name of our Free…
VUBER Dabber
I met VUBER out in Vegas which you might already presume if you’ve been following along with my…
NOW AVAILABLE- Holiday Gift Box (Joint Delivery Co)
Ho ho ho, my rambunctious, red-nosed reindeer! Imagine the glee on your favorite stoner’s face when they open…
NOW AVAILABLE Silly Bees at Lit City Smoke Shop
UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC’s marijuana pop-up shops aren’t quite your cup…
Pink Rabbit Collective Bubba Kush & Sour Diesel
Pink Rabbit Collective is one of the brands growing quality cannabis right here in DC that I’m all…
District Connoisseurs Bubblegum & Blueberry Flowers
District Connoisseurs is a pillar of the marijuana pop-up scene. Since Initiative 71’s passing, few have built brands…
Joint Delivery Co Black Friday BOGO Deal!
Black Friday is like The Purge, but for shopping. I guess we could call it The Binge. Some…
NOW AVAILABLE- Tarantulas from Canamelo
Ah, my worried, wall-eyed wallabies, it’s always a good day when I get to announce one of my…
Slabbin Fresh Clementine Shatter
Hell, yes! Despite the bitter cold and pouring rain, Virginians turned out to repudiate experimental mini-Trump Gillespie, electing…
Purple Kush Wax from White Buffalo
Ok, I suppose after 12 hours of playing South Park: The Fractured But Whole (ha!) that a Gentleman…
CBD Isolate (Acure By Design Plus)
Well, my garishly garbed gargoyles, there’s no reason for my excruciating torment to go to waste, when we…
Purple Punch from Xtra Gram Sam
My cuckolded cuckoos, hello again. I can not even begin to describe the sanctity-shredding atrocity this week has…
Vanilla Kush from District SweetGreen
Hola, me gatos gordos y grandes! Don’t mind me, I just found an old phrasebook in my bugout bag…
FaceOff OG from Da DoGooders
Today is a very special day for the nation’s capital! There’s DC Flower Fest for the cannabis crowd…
CloudN Nebula
Namaste, my tiny, terrible tamarins! It’s fall, so of course there’s new everything to talk about. New music…
Mandarin Kush from Da DoGooders
Da DoGooders is one of the Gentleman’s favorite cannabis gift delivery brands in DC- I’m sure you’ve heard…
Pink Rabbit Collective
Hello again, DC! If you’re wondering where your new amigo Judge Bud Green has been (awwwww), blame Pink…
The Grower’s Circle SFV OG
Awww, man. No super powers. No demons running amok. How long do I have to wait for the…
Xtra Gram Sam Shatter
Welcome back, my elegant, enraged emus! Today we’re going to look at XtraGramSam, a brand we found on…
Diplomat Hardcore OG from Pisos
Well, damn, folks. Reviewing my notes, it doesn’t look like we’ve got much good flowers left to write…
Landrace Labs vs Dogtown Pioneers
Heya, folks, it’s i502 Drew here with more advice for you jet-setting dabbers that want to see what…
Honeycomb Labs FSE from Joint Delivery Co
‘ullo, my duckies! Busy week, boy howdy. I dunno about you guys, but I’m very much looking forward…
Inflorescence Permafrost Terp Sugar
Greetings, Tokers! It’s i502drew, your Seattle-ite Satellite, broadcasting my Alpha waves direct to your eye-brains! There’s been considerable…
ROIL Extracts Shatter
ROIL Extracts East is hard to miss on Instagram these days and after seeing a billion pictures of…
Blue Roots Terp Sugar
Welcome back, folks, it’s i502drew coming to ya from Seattle, WA, where there’s more weed stores than Trump…
Cannavative Live Honeycomb
Honeycomb concentrate from Cannavative in Las Vegas is the subject of today’s review and if you’re wondering why…
Bodhi High Vortex Terp Sugar
Step with me, won’t you friends, through Bodhi High’s Vortex for your latest review from the other Washington.…
Bakked CO2 Distillate
Alright, not every little corner of cannabis-legal Las Vegas was the best ever, as evidenced by this Bakked…
Double Black Extracts from Local Product
We’re gonna scoot back to Denver today and review some of the fabulous Purple Rockstar Terp Jelly from…
Honeycomb Labs Shatter from Joint Delivery Co
Joint Delivery Co. is the newest kid on the block bringing the herbal heat (like shatter from Honeycomb Labs)…
Happy 7/10 Everybody! Check out Moxie GT OG!
Ahh, our other favorite holiday has arrived and GT has got some Moxie. 7/10, baby! For those not…
Butter Nugg Cookies from DCBudHub
I just found out about the most awesome new delivery brand, DCBudHub, and wanted to tell you beautiful…
Walden Pineapple BHO from Local Roots
Greetings again, my friends. It’s July 4th, folks, and you know what that means! Yes, indeed, today will be…
Gentleman Toker in the Washington Post!
HOLY SCHNIKES, FOLKS! The Washington Post wanted to know just where that lovely dank smell is coming from…
GT 1 Year Anniversary Review Live from Las Vegas!
So what’s a cheeky little cherub such as moi doing in Sin City, you ask? Ah, you read…
DC Cannabis Event Gifts You’re Missing Out On!
I know that a lot of folks out there primarily use this sexy little website to find the…
Harmony Shatter from AMA
My last Denver review was quite vicious (but fair, IMO) so it’s important that we balance that out with…
Tarantula from Ganja Gold
Pardon the interruption for those enjoying my Denver series of reviews, but your Gentleman got to sample some…
Cannabis Maximus from Ballpark
Ballpark Holistic Dispensary pitches recreational cannabis just a few blocks from Mile High Stadium but when the Gentleman stopped…
Cherry Blossom Confections from DC TeaPad
Cherry Blossom Confections, from DC TeaPad, is one of the premier edibles line to grace the DC community…
Craft710 PHO from The Giving Tree
The Giving Tree of Denver was highly rated in the Google reviews of dispensaries so I decided to…
WiFi OG Flowers, Shatter, & Gorilla Glue Rosin from NugRun DC
Nug Run DC is the newest initiative 71 brand to try their hand at satisfying the DC masses (here’s…
THE CLEAR (Mahatma) Vape Cartridge
Cannabis Station wasn’t originally on the Gentleman’s list of dispensaries to check out in Denver, but getting my dainty,…
Shatter from Native Roots
Native Roots Apothecary was one of the highlights of my self-guided marijuana dispensary tour of downtown Denver. Located…
Super Gold Shatter from Phone Homie DabberHashery
Phone Homie, host of The Slab Hour on ListenVision.com and an original, driving force in the District’s cannabis…
Sour Diesel, Gorilla Glue #4 Flowers & Live Resin from Da DoGooders
Da DoGooders is a premium-quality delivery brand that you might have missed running around the manic landscape of…
LoudPack Live Resin & Tryke Flowers from Chillay
ChillayDC.com is a new Initiative 71 company with an extremely impressive gift menu of topshelf concentrate and flowers…
The Best Crop Yet from Real Deal Farmz
It may be Cherry Blossom season here in the Nation’s Capital, but for my fellow chronnoisseurs, the Gentleman…
Moon Rocks from Terpy Solutions
DC’s young cannabis industry continues to grow with ambitious new outfits like Terpy Solutions, sprouting like weeds (teehee)…
Escape from Mar-A-Lago!
How many days had passed? Weeks? Time was a meaningless concept locked away alone in a cold cell…
Tangie Live Resin from KindBag DC
KindBag DC (now defunct) is expanding their gift menu beyond their delightfully aromatic flowers to include edibles, canna-butter…
Jack’s Cleaner Rosin from Plantgenix
Racists and fascists and narcissists, oh my! After years of listening to the Right bemoan “Emperor Obama” and…
Live Resin & Flowers from District Connoisseurs
I keep thinking about slime monsters. A solitary scream that devolves into a viscous, angry gurgle. Flesh bubbling,…
Terpenstein Shatter from Silly Bees LLC
Welcome to the future, baby! It may be a New Year, but we still got the same old…
The Gentleman’s Christmas Card
I’m not really, um, good at Christmas. But I want to be. So we’re gonna start with gratitude.…
Alternative Solutions Bud Rosin – Trick or Treat?
(Alternative Solutions gave me some of the sweet, new Goji OG and Blue Cheese bud rosin to try…
DC MMJ PATIENT LIMIT INCREASE- GT QUOTED!
There is still no announced start date for when DC medical marijuana patients will have their medicine limit…
DCMJ March of the Clones
That’s my favorite sign from Saturday’s March of the Clones protest, but the level of art production that…
Kashmir Red- Unboxing VIDEO (Abatin Wellness)
Mister X (LeafedIn.org)- Old School, New Tricks
Welcome to The Grind. The opening moves of DC’s Green Rush have been made and we enter the…
District Greenhaus Interview
I first met the extraction artists of District Greenhaus at the Capitol Canna Show. Impressed with the clarity…
The Gentleman’s Concentrate Class (Holistic Remedies)
DC MMJ cultivator Holistic Remedies is holding a class on concentrates at National Holistic Healing Center tomorrow, combined…
Purple Haze Shatter (District Greenhaus)
The partners at District Greenhaus stand out among our local extraction artists. These guys have a firm commitment…
DistrictofC.com – Killing the Game
Hell, yes. This review is long overdue. DistrictofC.com launched a couple weeks ago and I think they state…
Which DC Dispensary Do I Choose?
So, my fellow District resident and cannabis enthusiast, you’ve decided that becoming a medical marijuana patient is the…
Triple XXX (Phone Homie Farms)
I reached out to Slab Life icon and DC-based world-traveling cannabis advocate Phone Homie for a sample of…
Cheese (Alternative Solutions)
When I tried a preroll of Big Buddha Cheese out in Seattle, it hit me in the head…
The Gentleman is DOPE
Woohoo! The results of my CBD experiment were published as today’s Daily Dope on DOPE magazine online. Check…
Merry’n’Berry (Holistic Remedies)
Veterans of DC’s MMJ program will know this strain well. It’s one of the oldest in Holistic Remedies’…
Secret Cup DC Concentrate Entries #14 & #15
Now, I don’t want y’all to think I’m trying to make a name for myself talking smack about other…
Secret Cup DC Concentrate Entry #3 (Tangie x Chem)
Opening jars in no particular order, I decided to try entry #3. My first impression of this shatter…
Secret Cup DC Flower Entry #41
The Secret Cup is in town, in case ya ain’t heard. The Gentleman’s Judges Pack has arrived and,…