Super Blue Nebula (Spaced Out DC)

Check out the Super Blue Nebula flowers from gift weed delivery service Spaced Out DC! And they’ve got plenty more gifts where that came from- here’s today’s list: Purple PunchDiamond OGPineappleShiatsu KushRuthless OGGolden LemonAlien Berry KushRainbow KushDyno BreathPurple CandyBlack WaterMendo Purple Kush MonsterPineapple JaegerJ1OG TITSPennywiseBlue SkunkLemon KushClementineBirthday CakeSour TITSOGOrange CookiesTriangle…

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Dyno Breath (HashApp)

Happy Double Friday, baby! DynoBreath is now available from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Cinex Purple Punch Rainbow Kush DynoBreath MPK/Monster Squirrel Bait Chocolope Hades Lemon Kush Chem Scout Highlander OG Sticky Monkey #4 Super Glue Headband Sage N’ Sour Pineapple Kush Grape Inferno…

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Squirrel Bait (Select Co-Op)

Squirrel Bait flowers are now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s all the flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited Sour Cookies Grape Inferno Orange Crush Squirrel Bait Presidential Kush Black Diamond OG Spacecake Pineapple Jaeger…

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Trainwreck OG (Diamond City Delivery)

Check out Trainwreck OG, now available from our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Blue Cheese Purple Ayahuasca Billy Kimber OG Animal G4 Wedding Cake Review: Alien OG More…

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Blueberry Muffin (Select Co-Op)

Blueberry Muffin flowers are now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! The photo above is au naturale totally unassisted lighting by the way- these flowers are really that purple. Also available from Select Co-Op today: Limited Blueberry Muffin Sour TITS Orange Crush…

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Blue Cheese (Diamond City Delivery)

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Welcome to the Jungle, baby! You’re gonna get friiiiiiiiiiiied! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery are sure to whet your Appetite for Destruction with this Blue Cheese! Also available today are Purple Diesel, Animal G4, & Purple Punch. You can visit Diamond…

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Beware Fake Vape Cartridges in Washington DC

In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…

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Purple Punch (Spaced Out DC)

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 Purple Punch Delivery & Pick-Ups Washington, DC Mon-Thurs 11am-7pmFri-Sat 11:30am-9:30pmSun 11am-7pm Happy Saturday, baby! Check out these gorgeous Purple Punch flowers that Spaced Out DC has to share with you today! Purple Punch is a cross of Larry OG and Ken Estes’ seminal Grandaddy Purp. This indica is totally…

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Blueberry Kush (Cloud 9)

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Happy Saturday, my warbling, wassailing wildebeests! Today our friends at DCvgift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have these Blueberry Kush flowers to share with you! PS they also do pick-ups. Other gifts available today include Green Fairy, Afgoo, Lemonade, Master Kush, and Berry White. Schedule your appoint now and we’ll see you in…

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Blue Cookies (Diamond City Delivery)

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Hello, sunshine! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Blue Cookies (above photo and close-up below) to share with you! Also available today are Platinum Bubba, Animal G4, Purple Punch, Banana OG and Wedding Cake. You can visit Diamond City on the web…

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Runtz (Dope City Supreme)

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Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! Did you forget??? Not to worry, my hopeful Romeos, our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme anticipated exactly this scenario and stocked the shelves with enough Roses, Candles, and Bath Bombs to fuel a localized population surge tomorrow. Naturally, the gifts…

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Lemon Meringue (Illuminate DC)

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The Gentleman’s back with just the cure for those sleety snowy rainy Monday blues, baby! FURRY PARTY!!! Whoops, heheh, wrong website. What I meant to say was ‘stay inside and snack on this super frosty Lemon Meringue’ available today from DC’s favorite candlestick-makers (and gift weed delivery service!) Illuminate DC.  They…

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Platinum Bubba (Diamond City Delivery)

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Today our friends at gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Platinum Bubba (above photo) to share with you! Also available today are Wedding Cake, Animal Glue, and Zkittles. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien OG More…

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Hidden Leaf DC Expands to NYC!

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Positively jubilant news, my pernicious pack of phantasmic piranha! Hidden Leaf DC has expanded and is now available in NYC! Whether you’re roaming the Nation’s Capital or the Big Apple, the jonin of the Hidden Leaf are holding you down with high quality buds like the classic Skywalker OG flowers…

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Blackberry Kush (Cloud 9)

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Merry Super Bowl’s Eve, everybody! Schedule your appointment with I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 before the game so you don’t have to miss a single commercial getting up to answer the door! Today they have Blackberry Kush flowers to share with you today (pictured above) along with White Tahoe Cookies, Afgoo, and Classic Cookies.…

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Presidential Kush (Spaced Out DC)

Spaced Out DC Presidential Kush marijuana flowers

Happy Saturday, mes amis! Today our friends at I71 delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some sparkly Presidential Kush marijuana flowers (pictured above). to share with you! If that don’t float your boat, Cap’n, well I’m sure we can find something on this nearly Baskin Robbins-sized list of gifts that will. If variety…

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Pineapple Mango Kush (Diamond City Delivery)

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Check out these pretty Pineapple Mango Kush flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! Our amigos buenos at DCD also have Glookies, High School Sweeheart, and these Purple Headband flowers to share with you today! You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via…

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Purple Headband (Diamond City Delivery)

Diamond City Delivery DC Purple Headband marijuana flowers

Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the Purple Headband flowers pictured above along with Glookies, Pineapple Mango Kush, High School Sweetheart, Fortune Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Platinum Cookies. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…

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Pineapple Bubba Kush (Dope City)

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Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Platinum Widow and Silver Kush gifts. Oh! If you need some walking-around joints, check out Dope City’s DC 5 Pack. Get a dozen and stash em in your bug-out…

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Sour Cream (Diamond City Delivery)

Diamond City Delivery DC Sour Cream marijuana flowers

Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the beautiful, locally grown Sour Cream flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Red Headed Stranger. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Le bon temps roule, baby!…

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Durban Cookies (Dope City Supreme)

Hope y’all had a great holiday! Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blueberry Kush and Pineapple Flash gifts. Oh! Remember to get yourself one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints,…

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Exotic Prerolls (Trending Leafs)

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Kick back and relax this weekend with Exotic Prerolls, now available in a veritable smorgasbord of your favorite flavors from I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs! Should you wish to roll your own, presented here is today’s flower list for your consideration, dear patron: SATIVA SourLope HYBRID Mega Wellness Biscotti…

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Diamond OG (DC TeaPad)

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Well, my star-children, it has been a week, wouldn’t you say? Congrats to Michigan for legalizing adult-use sales wooooo! And to Utah for passing medical marijuana. Don’t forget about decriminalization measures passing in fourteen Wisconsin counties and five Ohio cities. We see you baby! And progressive cannabis-first voters awkward hate/teeth-clenching…

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Kandy Kush (GoodSmoke420)

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Halloween weekend continues, baby! Guitar riff!!! Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave GoodSmoke420, like Alien OG, Purple Crack, or the Kandy Kush above, wa-laah. Schedule your appointment today so you’re all set for me to come trick-or-treating! You’ll know it’s me cuz I’ll be dressed like Constantine, of course. That’s…

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Blueberry CBD Vape Juice (District Hemp)

Virginia’s first retail CBD store, District Hemp, celebrates their One Year Anniversary this weekend, so what better time to drop by and check out all the new goodies? FYI, the official ribbon-cutting is on Friday at 1pm in Manassas. All District Hemp’s house lines will be discounted 15% Friday and Saturday,…

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Platinum Cookies (DC TeaPad)

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DC TeaPad’s Platinum Cookies aren’t just another sparkly face. This hybrid has a phenomenal nose, sugary and cinnamony and YUM. Get your gift now before they’re all gone! Also available from this I71 delivery fave is the classic sativa-dominant hybrid Blue Dream and indica-dominant hybrid Silverback Gorilla. Ooh, that sounds…

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Grape Grenades (Diamond City Delivery)

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FIRE IN THE BOWL!!! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is their gorgeous signature strain Grape Grenades (above) along with Vanilla Gelato, Sour Diesel, and Wedding Cake flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Oh, right! As…

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Blackberry Lemonade (DC Green Kings)

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Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC Green Kings includes their new Blackberry Lemonade (pictured above) along with Do-si-dos, Forbidden Fruit, Blackwater, TITS, Platinum Bubba, Jagoo, Gelato, Platinum OG, Gorilla Cookies, Blueberry OG, Sticky Monkey #4, OG Chem, and Zkittles. Whew! That’s a long list. Time for a smoke break!…

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Wedding Cake (Diamond City Delivery)

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LET US SMOKE CAKE! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is the very popular Wedding Cake strain along with White Alien OG, Banana Do-si-dos, and God’s Green Crack flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…

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Purple Punch (Diamond City Delivery)

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Alright, alright, the hurricane’s off (“What’s ‘e say?” “Sez ‘erricane’s off, mother.” “Oh, shame, and I had me nice poncho picked out an’ everythin.”), but you can still stock up on quality buds, my luvs. Just look at that pretty Purple Punch! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave…

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Superman OG (Green Label Grinders)

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Look, up in the sky- is it a bird? A plane? No, it’s YOU, my mild-mannered reporters, with a little help from Superman OG, now available from I71 delivery & pickup fave Green Label Grinders! They also have Blackwater, Candyland, Do-si-dos, Grease Monkey, San Fernando Valley OG, Sticky Monkey #4, Somango,…

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White Cheese (Dope City Supreme)

Your Saturday gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme includes: TIER 1 White Cheese (above, Hybrid) Jack Herer (Sativa) Critical Kush (Indica) TIER 2 Mango Kush (Hybrid) Cinderella 99 (Sativa) Lemon Sour Diesel (Sativa) Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos!  VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!

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Grape Pie (Diamond City Delivery)

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How does a fat slice of Grape Pie from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery sound to get you over Hump Day, baby?  Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include: Citrus Clementine (Sativa) Blue Cookies (Indica) Phantom Cookies (Hybrid,…

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High Octane OG (Bagged Buds)

Pardon the interruption in your regular review programming, friends, but I had to let y’all know about this High Octane OG that just dropped from I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds (pictured above). Their impressive selection of flower gifts also includes Pink Cookies, Incredible Hulk, Wedding Cake, Cherry Pie, Mendo Breath, Sunset…

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July Gelato (Diamond City Delivery)

You made it to Friday, baby! Now you can kick back and enjoy this beautiful weather with some equally beautiful buds, like this Gelato from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery. Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include:…

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Sherbet Gelato (Diamond City Delivery)

Your weekend gift selection from I71 delivery fave Diamond City Delivery includes the sparkly Sherbet Gelato pictured above, AKA Sherbato, AKA Sherblotto, AKA Sherlock Gelatolmes, AKA Sher-Hand ‘Lato, AKA Sir Sherbs-a-lat, and so on, you get the idea, a new cross of Sunset Sherbet and Gelato. They’ve also got Citrus…

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Bubba OG (Diamond City Delivery)

Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the gorgeous Bubba OG pictured above along with Blueberry Skunk (very blueberry-y) and J1 (Jack Herer x Skunk #1). Text Diamond City today to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. Ask about the Orange Cookies if you’re looking for a real punch…

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Cookies & Cream (Diamond City Delivery)

It’s Friday, baby, you made it! Why don’t you Treat Yo Self to some of these gorgeous, frosty Cookies & Cream hybrid flowers from I71 delivery/pickup fave Diamond City Delivery? Mmm-mmm, looks good, don’t it? Seriously, click that link. Oh, right! The other gifts that Diamond City Delivery has to choose…

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Candy Apple (Green Label Grinders)

Delivery/pick-up brand Green Label Grinders has consistently impressed your Gentleman with the quality of their locally grown flowers. If you haven’t checked ’em out yet, you’re missing out, mijo! Today’s gift selection include sexy new flavors like the Candy Apple sativa (above) and Blackwater indica (below) along with the Blue Rhino…

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Alien OG (Diamond City Delivery)

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re about to be everybody’s newest I71 BFF. Meet Diamond City Delivery, everybody! My newest favorite weed gifting service offers delivery and pick-up so you can get your cannabis gifties in whatever way is most convenient for you, my precious, summer snowflake. It…

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White Gold (Diamond City Delivery)

I couldn’t wait to let you know about the latest I71 activist group offering delivery and pick-up options to earn the Gentleman’s much-vaunted blessing, Diamond City Delivery! Their signature flower strain is the White Gold pictured above, a cross between White Widow and Himalayan Gold. Here’s their full list of…

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Limoncello (Dope City Supreme)

Book your delivery with Dope City Supreme today through their website and the DCS team will contact you for order details! Today’s gift selection includes: TIER 1 FLOWERS Limoncello- Hybrid (pictured, very frosty) Sour Diesel- Sativa BANJO (Hybrid) Platinum Gelato (Hybrid) *ASK ABOUT… OG Kush (Hybrid) Cherry Pie (Hybrid) Dutch…

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DC Board of Elections Meeting for Retail Cannabis Sales

Quick recap of the DC Board of Elections public hearing with regards to the Retail Cannabis Sales initiative today. This dude Assar Mustafa (probably spelled wrong, apologies) got an Initiative to the point of the BOE considering whether it could be on the ballot and from my understanding, it had…

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CBD Blueberry Crumble (District Hemp)

On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia’s very first, open-to-the-public CBD store, District Hemp. Did you read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice, by the way? Go ahead, I’ll wait. Ready? District Hemp opened its doors a few months ago and your…

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EDIT: I’ve seen a screenshot circulating that states only two events were raided, no arrests were made, and the reason is that vendors had “in plain view, marijuana that was clearly in excess of two ounces, at both locations. The marijuana was confiscated.” Here’s the link. Pop-up events have continued…

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VapeMaster Sunset Sherbet Cartridge (Canamelo)

Canamelo has long been one of the Gentleman’s favorite DC delivery brands. Their current batch of premium outdoor flowers is excellent, especially the Jesus OG I smoked before I got around to taking pictures. Sometimes Daddy ain’t got time for cameras! The Gelato Pie was especially sparkly and even though…

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NOW AVAILABLE- Holiday Gift Box (Joint Delivery Co)

Ho ho ho, my rambunctious, red-nosed reindeer! Imagine the glee on your favorite stoner’s face when they open your present Christmas morning and it’s weed. They’re gonna be so happy! Oooh, I’m smiling just thinking about it! Joint Delivery Co is promoting their new Bulb Wellness brand with their Holiday Gift…

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NOW AVAILABLE Pineapple Kush from High Focus

Our amigos at the High Focus delivery service asked the Gentleman to let y’all know about a couple of special strains they have available in limited quantities- their extra-kiefy Pineapple Kush and a very interesting sativa cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Strawberry Cough called, you guessed it, Gorilla Cough. Catch it…

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Holy Grail Kush Terp Sugar (Washington Vape Co)

Buenos dias, my carnal chupacabras! It’s here, it’s here, it’s finally here! Halloween Weekend, woot! Finally time to let my beautiful, brown curls down and have some fun. The Gentleman is a fan of Washington Vape Co’s vape cartridges already, as you’ll recall from my previous review, but I was really…

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SLACTAVIS Syrup from Silly Bees & Da DoGooders!

DC’s favorite cannabis-infused syrup, the infamous SLACTAVIS from Dr. Brokeleg, will be the subject of your Gentleman’s review today. If you patronize the District’s marijuana parties, you’ll find the SLAC available from our good friends at Silly Bees you probably heard me mention once or twice. Maybe you’ve heard of…

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NOW AVAILABLE- Cherry Blossom Confections from Canamelo

Yes! I got to a Now Available post while everything is still, y’know, available. Watch out now, I’m gettin’ good at this! I love a good Mash-Up, don’t you? There’s this one of Oasis and Green Day (don’t forget Eminem and  Scottish slow-rockers Travis) that I’ve loved for-ever. Right, but…

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NOW AVAILABLE – Cherry Blossom Confections from HighFocus

Happy drizzly Monday eve to my dastardly District and DMV denizenites! Look, I know you’re busy, what with your trendy gastric juice cleanses, three-day trip-hop festivals, and that world-wide spider jumpin around in your pocket, people these days, I can’t even. But I figured you’d want to know that those most…

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NOW AVAILABLE- Bhang Chocolate & Punch Bar Edibles from Joint Delivery Co!

Happy Friday, my wacky, winged monkeys! What a gorgeous Friday to sit on the porch, crank up the Tom Petty, and enjoy some premium cannabis in the sunshine, eh? “But we tried all the services you wrote about already, GT,” you complain. “Really? All of them?” “Yes,” you yawn. “Wow.…

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WiFi OG Flowers, Shatter, & Gorilla Glue Rosin from NugRun DC

Nug Run DC is the newest initiative 71 brand to try their hand at satisfying the DC masses (here’s the link to their website). After experiencing several unsatisfactory edibles, these folks took matters into their own hands to provide the District with the premium products it deserves. With a strong gift menu…

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Sour Diesel, Gorilla Glue #4 Flowers & Live Resin from Da DoGooders

Da DoGooders is a premium-quality delivery brand that you might have missed running around the manic landscape of District’s cannabis scene following Initiative 71 unless you use LeafedIn, one of my favorite ways to find weed gifts and my go-to recommendation to tourists, who may not have a location in the…

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Chemdawg & Bubba Kush Flowers from High Focus

The fantastically fragrant and photogenic flowers from instantly caught your Gentleman’s attention and affections this week. This new delivery service aims to promote local photographers by taking advantage of Initiative 71 and offering a gift of premium cannabis. Naturally, I think that’s a fabulous way for an artist to get their name out…

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DC Baked Baker

Dusk fell upon Traveller’s Road with a chill wind.  Binding my cloak against it’s bite, my eyes searched the wood ahead for the evening’s shelter.  It was then that the dark clouds overhead, which kept the glow of the heavens for themselves like a tall crowd round the gallows, roared and issued their…

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