Royal Hula flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Bonus, check out their Golden TITS! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Russian Trainwreck Sour TITS Royal Hula Golden TITS Orange Crush Blue TITS Banjo Premium Gelato…
Barcelona Diesel is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Durban Helmet (Hybrid) Fat Purple Helmet (Hybrid) Barcelona Diesel (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid) Sour Cheese OG (Hybrid) Ghost…
Starduster flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at DC TeaPad! Starduster is a cross of Sour Diesel and Ms. Universe bred by Dynasty Genetics. Other flowers available today include: OG Bubba Kush Blue Cheese Sour Diesel Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Black Cherry Soda is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Other flower gifts available today include: Platinum OG Super Glue Forbidden Fruit Sour OG Purple Punch Grape Jelly Bubba Kush Cheesecake 3 Kings Sticky Monkey #4 Alaskan Skunk Blue Power Plant Skunk Chem…
Pineapple Cream Cookies are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Pineapple Cream Cookies Black Cherry Soda Grade A Forbidden Fruit Alaskan Skunk Mendo Montage Bubba Kush Top Shelf Blue TITS Sour Purple TITS Blue Power Plant Skunk Chem…
AK Jager flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! This flower is a cross between classic cultivar AK-47 and Jager (or JGR) that exhibits a black licorice aroma similar to Jagermeister. Other gifts available today include: Limited AK Jager Williams…
Williams Wonder is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery and pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Check their website for today’s full gift list- here’s the link.
Happy Friday baby! Classic Jamaican sativa Lambs Bread is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Hidden Leaf DC! Also available today are Purple Punch & Skywalker Ask about their Roves!
Runtz flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for pick-up or delivery from our friends at Cloud 9! Other flowers available from Cloud 9 today: Blue Frost Cookie Dough Lemonade Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Grease Monkey flowers are NOW AVAILABLE from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp! This hybrid is a cross between powerhouse GG #4 and GSC offshoot Cookies & Cream. Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Berner Cookies Obama Kush Grease Monkey Grade A MPK Monster Jaeger Pine Cali Dog Sunset Sherbet…
Chem Scout flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from Capitol Buds Delivery! Here’s the rest of the today’s gift line-up for you to choose from: Lithium OG Gelato 33 Sticky Monkey #4 William Wonder Jon Snow Jaeger Chem Dawg Sunset Sherbet Cookies
Jon Snow flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Like our King of the North, these flowers also boast a noble heritage, a cross between Philly Sour Diesel and Jack the Ripper. Behold, The Three-Eyed Raven has revealed all the flowers available…
Check out these gorgeous Purple Dream flowers now available for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Purple Dream is a cross between the popular Blue Dream & Grandaddy Purp genetics. Here’s today’s flower gift list: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Banana Dream flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Banana Dream is a cross of Blue Dream and Banana Cheese. Here’s the full list of flowers available for pick up or delivery today: Limited Durban Skunk Kali Dog Blue Dragon Ice Queen…
Dragon’s Breath is NOW AVAILABLE from DC gift weed delivery service Up N Smoke DC! Dragon’s Breath is a cross between classics Jack Herer and Northern Lights. Perfect for binging GoT or screaming about last week’s episode on the interwebs. We can do whatever you like, baby! Here’s today’s complete…
Happy Double Friday! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service Pinnacle Product have Zookies flowers to share with you today. Zookies is a cross between Animal Cookies & Original Glue. Other flowers available today include: Purple Lambo Yeti Glue Review: Purple Lambo
Happy Friday, baby! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad have Ice Cream Cake flowers to share with you today. Other flowers available today include: Jack Herer Sour Blue Nebula Slurricane Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Black Rhino flowers are NOW AVAILABLE from our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Key Lime (Sativa) Skunk Mango (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Black Rhino (Hybrid) Mint…
Holy Grail Kush is NOW AVAILABLE from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp! This hybrid is a cross between Kosher Kush and OG #18. Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Berner Cookies Moontang Motor Breath Wish Mountain Space Cake Cinderella 99 Grade A MPK Monster Jaeger Pine Cali Dog Top…
Hippie Crippler flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Hippie Crippler is a cross of Blue Satellite with the classic Dutch coffeehouse staple AK-47. Here’s the full list of flowers available for pick up or delivery today: Limited Hippie Crippler Durban Skunk…
Check out these delicious Lemon Cake flowers now available for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Lemon Cake is a sativa cross of Lemon Skunk (one of my favorites!) and the UK’s most recognized contribution to cannabis genetics, Cheese. More goodies are available! Here’s what’s on tap…
Gelato 33 flowers (pictured above) are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Gelato 33 is a special cut of this cross between Sunset Sherbet & Thin Mint Cookies (GSC) that leans heavily toward its Cookies parentage. FYI- Gelato 33 is only available from…
Double down on BlackJack, available today from our friends at DC gift weed delivery (and pick-up!) service Dope City Supreme! BlackJack is a cross of two cannabis heavyweights (and personal favorites), sativa Jack Herer and indica Black Domina. Also available from Dope City today: Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City…
There’s a bunch of cannabis breeders out there having as much fun with TITS as I am, apparently, cuz it’s getting mixed with everything. Case in point! Nice TITS, pictured above, is a cross with the popular Mr. Nice indica. PS if you want more info on strain names, check…
Happy Friday, baby! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad have Classic Cookies (aka GSC) to share with you today. Other flowers available today include: Galactic Animal GMO Cookies Lemon Gelato Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Pineapple Express flowers (above) are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! FYI- Select Co-Op has a new pick-up location with its own separate menu. I’ve listed both below, Pick-Ups first: PICK-UP MENU Gelato 33 Purple Punch MK Ultra Sticky Monkey #4 Blue Dream…
HAPPY 420 BABY!!! You want deals? I got deals!!! Here’s my favorites: HashApp Free Infused Cake Pops with every meet up! TWO Free Prerolls with every Ounce! Dope City Supreme Dope City’s entire menu is buy one get one half off today! And they’re throwing a party tonight. Get on…
HAPPY 420 BABY!!! Omg I had the best time hanging out with this bachelorette party in Maui last night. The best. Oh right, you don’t know where I am, do you? I’ve been in Hawaii the past couple weeks checking out their medical dispensaries. Reviews soon!!! The photo is Golden…
Happy Friday! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service Pinnacle Product has Escobar’s Gold flowers to share with you this 420 Eve from their Private Reserve selection along with Orange Blossom Cookies, pictured below. Schedule your appointment today! Review: Purple Lambo
Happy 420 Eve, baby! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Lemon Ripper to share with you today. If you’re lucky, you might find them at National Cannabis Festival tomorrow giving out samples! Other flowers available today include: Cookies & Cream Rainbow Candy Sour Tangie Review: AK-47…
Canamelo is one of my favorite gift weed delivery services in DC for several reasons. What you’re actually buying is non-infused candy, for one, and candy is super-useful for bribing unruly children to steal things around your neighborhood, so you don’t have to go to Giant as often. Like, I…
Purple Animal Cookies are now available for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Plenty more where that came from, baby, check it: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Sour Thai is now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has to share with you today: Limited Sour Thai Blue Dragon Lemon Diesel Shitzu Kush J1 MPK Monster Conspiracy Kush Clementine Diamond OG…
Meet the Mendo Purple Kush Monster! Now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op. Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has to share with you today: Limited Purple Thunder Orange Crush Shitzu Kush J1 Birthday Cake Grape Inferno MPK Monster…
Check out the Super Blue Nebula flowers from gift weed delivery service Spaced Out DC! And they’ve got plenty more gifts where that came from- here’s today’s list: Purple PunchDiamond OGPineappleShiatsu KushRuthless OGGolden LemonAlien Berry KushRainbow KushDyno BreathPurple CandyBlack WaterMendo Purple Kush MonsterPineapple JaegerJ1OG TITSPennywiseBlue SkunkLemon KushClementineBirthday CakeSour TITSOGOrange CookiesTriangle…
Happy Double Friday, baby! DynoBreath is now available from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Cinex Purple Punch Rainbow Kush DynoBreath MPK/Monster Squirrel Bait Chocolope Hades Lemon Kush Chem Scout Highlander OG Sticky Monkey #4 Super Glue Headband Sage N’ Sour Pineapple Kush Grape Inferno…
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Mr Sugar to share with you. Mr Sugar is a cross of Mr Nice and Sugar Cookies. Other flowers available today include: Jack Herer Mr Dankness (Mr Nice x Rare Dankness) Banana Cream Pie Review: AK-47…
There’s still a little bit of these Cookies & Cream flowers from Bagged Buds available if you hurry! Bagged Buds offers delivery and pick-up service in Washington DC- visit them online to set your appointment. No need to fret if you miss out on the Cookies & Cream! They’ve got…
Blue Diesel flowers are now available from our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Thin Mints Trainwreck OG Silver Haze Review: Alien OG More Diamond City Photos!
Agent Orange is now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited Blueberry Muffin Agent Orange Lemon Bomb Sticky Monkey #4 J1 Birthday Cake Grape Inferno MPK…
Agent Orange is now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited Blueberry Muffin Agent Orange Lemon Bomb Birthday Cake J1 Pineapple Jaeger Grape Inferno MPK Monster…
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has the classic Jack Herer sativa to share with you! Other flowers available today include: Orange Cindy OG Kush Cookie Glue Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
After last year’s Farm Bill, everybody’s hustling to get a piece of the newly legal hemp industry. My grandmama wants to grow hemp! Hemp is different from marijuana because you can’t get THC from it. Well, you can, but only a tiny bit. You can get plenty of CBD, though!…
We’re goin Two for Tuesday, baby! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (and pick-up!) service Dope City Supreme have these pretty Sticky Monkey flowers to share with you! Also available from Dope City today: Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos!
Check out the Pineapple Jaeger now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited J1 Agent Orange Pineapple Jaeger Squirrel Bait Black Diamond OG Blue Dragon MPK…
Squirrel Bait flowers are now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s all the flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited Sour Cookies Grape Inferno Orange Crush Squirrel Bait Presidential Kush Black Diamond OG Spacecake Pineapple Jaeger…
Happy Friday everybody! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Sour Blue Nebula flowers to share with you, pictured above. Other gifts available today include: Champagne Sweet Plum Cookies OG Chocolope Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Fresh, lovely new batch of Sunset Sherbet now available for delivery or pick-up in DC from Bagged Buds! Visit them online to set your appointment. Here’s all the flowers they have to share with you today: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Check out Trainwreck OG, now available from our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Blue Cheese Purple Ayahuasca Billy Kimber OG Animal G4 Wedding Cake Review: Alien OG More…
Blueberry Muffin flowers are now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! The photo above is au naturale totally unassisted lighting by the way- these flowers are really that purple. Also available from Select Co-Op today: Limited Blueberry Muffin Sour TITS Orange Crush…
First up for Saturday we got Wedding Cake! These flowers are available today from weed delivery service Hidden Leaf DC. You can set your appointment online or call 202-750-3194. They also have: Skywalker Purple Punch Sour OG Sundae Driver Reviews: King Kong and Grandma’s Cookies More Hidden Leaf Photos!
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Citrus Sap flowers to share with you, pictured above. Other gifts available today include: Blue Power Do-si-dos Purple Amnesia Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery service Spaced Out DC have this cross of Grandaddy Purp and Gas Mask to share with you! And you know Spaced Out always has a huge gift selection for you to choose from. Here’s what’s on tap: Purple PunchDiamond OGCookiesPurple CandyRuthless OGHash…
It’s time to look at TITS again, hooray! The heavily trichomed TITS have taken the cannabis world by storm. You can find all sorts of TITS this season- Blue TITS, Purple TITS, Alien TITS… it’s just like Total Recall! Today we’re looking at the Sour TITS I got from new…
The second half of today’s double-header is the flavor of the season, Purple Punch! This brilliant-hued sample comes from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp who we reviewed last week. Other flowers available today include: Cinex Rainbow Kush MPK/Monster Corey OG Sticky Monkey #4 Three Kings Sour Kush Zkittlez Platinum…
We’re doin’ tw-tw-Two for Tuesday, baby! First up is this gorgeous Lemon OG from Bagged Buds’ exclusive flower gift selection. Available for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC! Here’s the full list of gifts available today: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
New DC gift weed delivery service Select Co-Op has Thunderbird Rose flowers to share with you today! Other available gifts include: Space Cake Orange Crush Hell’s Angel Sage & Sour Chem Dawg Cherry Cookies Lemon Kush SFV OG Green Jaeger Purple Diesel Kosher Sherbet OG Kush Sour Purple
Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have Sticky Monkey flowers (pictured above) to share with you! See you in the Clouds, baby!
Happy Double Friday, baby! DC organic food (and gift weed!) delivery service Wifey Treats has Lemon Sugar Kush to share with you today, pictured above, along with: Review: Wedding Cake More Wifey Treat Photos!
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has three different OG varieties to share with you: DeadHead OG Platinum OG SFV (San Fernando Valley) OG plus classic sativa Sour Diesel! the photo above is actually the Lemon Banana Sherbet from last week. Sure is…
Ready for some buds to go with this beautiful day, baby? Here’s today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Dope City Supreme. They’ve also got a new line of CBD gifts in, keep scrollin’!
Today we’ll be looking at a new DC gift weed delivery service called HashApp. They’re not really an app, so don’t worry, you don’t have to download anything to your phone and worry about a team of rogue cybernetic black-op squads tracking you down for wetwork contracts between metaplot episodes…
DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds has Biscotti flowers to share with you today! This indica-dominant hybrid would make a delightful companion to a nice latte during the daytime or a treat all by itself in the evening. Or maybe with a cupcake. I know, I’m so…
Welcome to the Jungle, baby! You’re gonna get friiiiiiiiiiiied! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery are sure to whet your Appetite for Destruction with this Blue Cheese! Also available today are Purple Diesel, Animal G4, & Purple Punch. You can visit Diamond…
DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Kali Mist flowers to share with you! If this sparkly, classic sativa isn’t quite your speed tonight, no worries, DC TeaPad also has Purple Power Plant, Classic Cookies, and Lemon Banana Sherbet. Thank goodness we live in a part of…
DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds has some excellent Purple Candy to share with you today! It’s a little bit Purp! It’s a little bit sweet! And sure to please unicorns, centaurs, and pegasus alike, but they’ve got plenty of other goodies available for you. If you…
In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…
Hey, Spring! Anytime you’re ready, bud, I am tired of the cold and wanna run around in cut-off short-shorts already. At least we have Lava Cookies to keep us warm! Available today from our friends at DC weed delivery service Canamelo along with Peanut Butter Breath and Sour Cookies flowers.…
Mendo Breath Delivery in Washington, DC Mon-Thurs 11am-11pm Fri-Sat 11am-2am. I can’t believe Bryce Harper signed with the Phillies. That’s a real turn of the knife, that is. But let’s show a little class and refrain from chucking our bobblehead collections at him when he visits. After all, weed’s legal…
Purple Punch Delivery & Pick-Ups Washington, DC Mon-Thurs 11am-7pmFri-Sat 11:30am-9:30pmSun 11am-7pm Happy Saturday, baby! Check out these gorgeous Purple Punch flowers that Spaced Out DC has to share with you today! Purple Punch is a cross of Larry OG and Ken Estes’ seminal Grandaddy Purp. This indica is totally…
You don’t have to wait until the dreadful annual reminder of your own fading mortality by friends and family to enjoy this Birthday Cake, baby! Available today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad along with Hazy Jones and Blueberry (Jack the) Ripper. Review: AK-47…
Check out the Blueberry OG our friends at DC weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme have to share with you! Here’s today’s complete list of available flower gifts from Dope City: Read my reviews of Dope City Supreme’s Platinum Gelato and GG #1 gifts or click here for every…
Gentleman Toker knows how to turn those blustery Monday frowns upside down, baby! Check out this Grape Punch from DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds. It smells delicious and will make you forget all about splitting atoms or writing spreadsheets or whatever it is you do to fund…
Happy Saturday, my warbling, wassailing wildebeests! Today our friends at DCvgift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have these Blueberry Kush flowers to share with you! PS they also do pick-ups. Other gifts available today include Green Fairy, Afgoo, Lemonade, Master Kush, and Berry White. Schedule your appoint now and we’ll see you in…
2019 and we are still finding new brands eager to enter DC’s frenzied fray of gift weed delivery & pick-up services, each determined to be faster, better, and more unique than those that came before. Pinnacle Product sells collectibles like sets of die-cast cars but they don’t need really need…
Say aloha to Kona everybody! This strain’s genetics originally hail from the Big Island in Hawaii but you can sacrifice them in your personal glass volcano here in DC courtesy of gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad! Also available today are Sour Diesel, Granola Funk, and U.K. classic Cheese!…
Hello, sunshine! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Blue Cookies (above photo and close-up below) to share with you! Also available today are Platinum Bubba, Animal G4, Purple Punch, Banana OG and Wedding Cake. You can visit Diamond City on the web…
Now that the beautiful snow is just a bunch of slush, our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds can bring you weed gifts, hooray! Today they have much-ballyhooed Mac flowers, pictured above, along with a bunch of other gifts for you to choose from. Oh, right! Be sure…
With so many gift weed delivery services filling the space left behind when Congress interfered with DC’s plans for a retail tax and sale program, brands are always looking for ways to stand out from the competition. How about fresh, all-organic food delivered right to your door from Wifey Treats…
Happy Saturday! Today our friends at gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have Green Fairy flowers to share with you, aka the popular sativa Green Crack, but I’m changing it cuz mine’s objectively better and it doesn’t make me think of that time that I mistakenly let this cable guy into…
Oh, this is a particularly joyous Friday, my ferocious, feral frogmen! The weather’s beautiful, the government is gonna stay open for a while (at least long enough to get your resume over to Amazon), and no doubt best news of all, gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad has Super…
Ah, February 14th and love, love is in the air…no, wait sniff sniff THAT’S WEED! LOTS AND LOTS OF WEED! This Valentine’s Day our friends at DC gift weed delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some choice Starfield flowers (pictured above) to share with you along with so many different strains you…
Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! Did you forget??? Not to worry, my hopeful Romeos, our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme anticipated exactly this scenario and stocked the shelves with enough Roses, Candles, and Bath Bombs to fuel a localized population surge tomorrow. Naturally, the gifts…
The Gentleman’s back with just the cure for those sleety snowy rainy Monday blues, baby! FURRY PARTY!!! Whoops, heheh, wrong website. What I meant to say was ‘stay inside and snack on this super frosty Lemon Meringue’ available today from DC’s favorite candlestick-makers (and gift weed delivery service!) Illuminate DC. They…
It’s cooooold outside, baby! Stay warm and extra toasty inside with classic Cookies flowers from DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9! I wouldn’t say not to some hot cocoa either. I don’t suppose you have any marshmallows to go with? Possibly cut out into fun muppet shapes? Yeah, sure,…
YAY FRIDAY! Lumbergh and his TPS reports can hit bricks this weekend, baby, you’re gonna be busy couch-surfing with these gorgeous Mr. Dankness (Mr. Nice x Rare Dankness) flowers from gift weed delivery service DC TeaPad! Also available today are Mr. Sugar (Mr. Nice x Sugar Cookies) and Blueberry AK- pictures below! Review:…
Today our friends at gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Platinum Bubba (above photo) to share with you! Also available today are Wedding Cake, Animal Glue, and Zkittles. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien OG More…
Positively jubilant news, my pernicious pack of phantasmic piranha! Hidden Leaf DC has expanded and is now available in NYC! Whether you’re roaming the Nation’s Capital or the Big Apple, the jonin of the Hidden Leaf are holding you down with high quality buds like the classic Skywalker OG flowers…
Only good vibes pass thru this Gas Mask, baby! It won’t help you cross the Radioactive Zone, of course, but after a fat blunt your second head will chill out and then you can concentrate on hunting the flesh of your fellow humanoids instead of bickering with each other, so…
Merry Super Bowl’s Eve, everybody! Schedule your appointment with I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 before the game so you don’t have to miss a single commercial getting up to answer the door! Today they have Blackberry Kush flowers to share with you today (pictured above) along with White Tahoe Cookies, Afgoo, and Classic Cookies.…
Soak up those sexy thirty-five degree temperatures while you can, mijos, the Polar Vortex approacheth! That sounds crazy scary. What if it never goes away? What if it’s the beginning of a new Ice Age in our own backyards the day after tomorrow? I bet you’ll feel bad for driving a…
Happy Saturday, mes amis! Today our friends at I71 delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some sparkly Presidential Kush marijuana flowers (pictured above). to share with you! If that don’t float your boat, Cap’n, well I’m sure we can find something on this nearly Baskin Robbins-sized list of gifts that will. If variety…
WOOOOO BABY YEAH! A deal has been reached to end the shutdown and we got three, count ’em three hot hot weeks of government-funded action comin’ at ya, baby! Hey, I’m just glad that so many of our friends and neighbors are getting back to work before we started outfitting…
Check out these pretty Pineapple Mango Kush flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! Our amigos buenos at DCD also have Glookies, High School Sweeheart, and these Purple Headband flowers to share with you today! You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via…
I got an email this weekend from one of my newsletter subscribers that is a conservative(?) and wasn’t to cuss me out (!?!) They had decided to write their Republican delegate for not supporting marijuana legalization and wanted to share their letter with me. They literally threatened to vote Democrat…
I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 has some B-A-U-tiful Tre OG flowers to share with you today, pictured above, along with Super Glue, Burmese Kush, White Tahoe Cookies, Afgoo, and Mango flowers. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
So I was at the bar the other night (cuz there’s no where for stoners to congregate without worry of raids. Plus, I remember very clearly from when we could, they were total sausage fests) and this cute girl is eavesdropping a bit and sidles up to the conversation I…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the Purple Headband flowers pictured above along with Glookies, Pineapple Mango Kush, High School Sweetheart, Fortune Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Platinum Cookies. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Platinum Widow and Silver Kush gifts. Oh! If you need some walking-around joints, check out Dope City’s DC 5 Pack. Get a dozen and stash em in your bug-out…
In further evidence that we are living in the classiest timeline, today college football champion Clemson Tigers were invited to our fair city to dine at the White House, but since the cooking staff is furloughed, Russia’s Bottom Bitch served up a platter of Wendy’s and McDonald’s instead. GASP! How…
Stock up on flowers now before the snow gets here! As always, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got exactly what you need to stay extra-toasty this weekend. No, not Snuggies. That is a fabulous idea, though, ten points for Hufflepuff! I meant they have these tasty Runtz…
Oooh, I got a goodie from the wayback bin for you guys, today! Have a listen to Starsailor’s 2005 opus On the Outside. Super solid all around, full of melodies and harmonies and such, you’ll like it. FYI, I have updated this post to remove the offensive jokes about metal enthusiasts,…
Week 3 of the shutdown and I’m starting to panic. Hello??? Who is governing me, please??? I’M NOT S’POSED TO BE ALONE THIS LONG! Desperate for some semblance of bureaucratic normalcy during the shutdown, I’ve turned to binging Parks & Rec on Netflix. I think it was a huge mistake…
Our government may be shut down, DC’s vaunted museums may be shuttered, our national parks slowly turning into landfills because people are just the absolute worst (I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords), but you can count on our friends at I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 to brighten your gray…
It’s the first Friday of 2019, baby! This is the year it all changes. Flying cars. Robot maids. Unredacted, irrefutable proof of the existence of Transformers. It’s gonna be sa-weeeeeet! And just how are you planning to celebrate, hmm? How’s about some sultry Lava Cakes, pictured above, now available from…
Oooh, have you guys watched Black Mirror: Bandersnatch yet? I loved the Choose Your Own Adventure gimmick. The first time thru. Then I get bored. Cuz it’s also a game somehow? But one you can’t really win, unless SPOILER ALERT you consider putting out a 2.5 star game without killing…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the beautiful, locally grown Sour Cream flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Red Headed Stranger. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Le bon temps roule, baby!…
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!! Hope y’all had a blast. I spent mine locked in a dark room fighting demons, naturally. Don’t be jelly! It’s literally the only way I can get off these days. Actually, considering it’s the only holiday I did that this year, it’s pretty good progress! Speaking…
Have you heard Palace Winter’s Nowadays yet? Definitely my favorite album of 2018 and the most impressive sophomore effort I’ve heard in a long while. So many bands fail to recapture their original spark in their second album, but Nowadays feels like discovering a new city with an old friend. The…
Congrats, baby, you made it to Friday! Now that the in-laws are gone and the kids have already broken their noisiest toys, you can finally kick back, spark a jay, and watch Bird Box on Netflix. I dunno if it’s a great movie, but I love me some apocalypse and…
Christmas is gone but we still got plenty trees under the tree, baby! Metaphorically, of course, I don’t have an actual tree in my house because trees belong outside, obviously, circulating what little oxygen will remain when the rainforests have been razed into boats for the impending WaterWorld sequel, unless…
Hope y’all had a great holiday! Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blueberry Kush and Pineapple Flash gifts. Oh! Remember to get yourself one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints,…
We are doing one more weed giveaway in 2018 and it’s a doozy, baby! I’m giving out not one, not two, but EIGHT FREE QUARTERS this Friday! Kinda sad, this is gonna be the last free weed giveaway we run here at GTHQ. Thank you guys so much for signing…
Only a couple more days to stock up on cannabis to make your visit with in-laws and other people’s children more tolerable, friends. Stock up now! Don’t go emailing me at ten o’clock on Christmas Eve asking where the weed’s at! I’ll be on the roof staking out Saint Nick…
Ok, so I’ve gone ahead and solved the whole ‘government shutdown’ thingy y’all were worried about. See, a wall is an incredibly dumb idea that only fills the pockets of ol’ Donny’s contracting buddies. But if you take those $5 Bs and you invest ’em in additional Border Patrol agents,…
Ah, another government shutdown looms. What could be more fun than A Christmas Purge? It’ll be just like Fortnite IRL! Plus I’ve already got my own dance! But I can’t show you til the patent is approved, Epic ain’t jackin’ this sweet GT joint like they did Carlton. It’s very sexy,…
Ho ho ho, baby! Today our friends at I71 delivery fave Spaced Out DC have backed the sleigh up with more so many gifts to share with all the adults 21+ who have been so very, very good this year! And you have, haven’t you? You run the maze, you get…
Tis the season to be jolly, so let’s deck the halls with buds of Platinum Kush! Available today from our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds, falalalalala. I keep trying to play the song in my head but I only downloaded the Flintstones commercial version, apparently, cuz…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery & pick-up fave PuffPuff DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The…
Awww yeah, you ready to get riggity-riggity-wrecked? Trainwreck, pictured above, now available for delivery from our friends at Cloud 9 along with Blue Cookies, Super Glue, Burmese Kush, and Super Blue Dream flower gifts. And don’t >uuurp< don’t forget the OG Prerolls, Morty! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Happy Friday to all my dancing ladies, leaping lords, and beyond! Partridges? Pear trees? So 18th century, baby, and your one true love deserves that hotness. Not to fret, turtledoves, I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad has gifts aplenty! Today they’ve got Race Fuel, Blue Dream, Blueberry Haze, and the Double…
Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have some gorgeous Grandaddy Purp to share with you! Even better, they exhibit the classic Purp smell we wuvv so much- rich, warm, a bit spicy…mmm. That’s the stuff, baby! If I were a stoner, which I am, I’d be…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The…
May I interrupt your Super Smash Bros binge for a moment with these Super Blue Dream flowers from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? They also have Blue Cookies, Super Glue and Burmese Kush gifts to share with you today. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Mimosa and Vanilla Kush. And don’t…
Welcome to the weekend, baby! Just in time, too. Between the office, the holidays, the kids…who has time to grow their own marijuana? Thankfully, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got you covered with gifts galore this most stressful season. Today they’ve got Animal Cookies, Grease Monkey,…
Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have the classic sativa Sour Diesel to share with you, extra-frosty, just the way you like ’em, baby. And there’s plenty more strains where that came from- schedule an appointment for your own gift today! Cuz I don’t know…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Cloud 9! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply…
Don’t let those grey clouds get ya down, amigo! Today you can get Burmese Kush (pictured above) from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 along with Blue Cookies and the Super Glue I showed you last week. Plus there’s a new season of MST3K on Netflix! You’re gonna need all three to survive…The Gauntlet! It’s pretty…
Happy Friday, baby! Kick your weekend off with a slice of this gorgeous Wedding Cake from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad. Doesn’t that look scrumptious? Today’s gift selection also includes Blueberry Haze, Forbidden Fruit, and White Light (White Widow x Northern Lights). Enjoy! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
While you’re out getting gifts for all the Whos in your Whoville, don’t neglect to get one for yourself, honey! You deserve something nice, you’ve been awfully good this year. Well, other than The Incident with The Neighbors, but the siding was replaced months ago and Bob’s limp is hardly…
We’ll have to call you Dorothy if you win this week’s giveaway, cuz Dope City Supreme is sending you off to see the Wizards! All you have to do for your chance to win one of their hot new DC 5 Packs of individually-sealed prerolled joints PLUS two tickets to see…
Support your I71 gifters this Small Business Saturday like Cloud 9 instead of going outside where it’s raining and cold to drive to the mall to fight for a parking spot to pick over the carcasses of yesterday’s sales and wait in endless lines and buy too many cream-filled pretzels,…
Why risk getting curb-stomped at Wal-Mart over a $99 tablet when you can relax at home where it’s warm and you can get weed delivered from your favorite I71 gifters? That’s right, baby, it’s a Black Friday Extravaganja!!! DC TeaPad Skywalker OG, Rocket Fuel, Petrol on Fire GET 15% OFF…
Turkey, check. Potatoes, check. Weed? Wait, I thought you were bringing the weed, man! No worries, you still have time to hit up I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs for flower gifts like the Purple Punch pictured above. They’ve also got Exotic Prerolls on deck if you’re (understandably) too…
There’s still time to get weed before the in-laws arrive, but you better hurry! Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have some pretty Blue Gelato flowers (pictured above) along with Candy Kush and the Gelato 33 I showed you last week. Now that you got some…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 20th reply received this week wins a pair of holiday…
Kick back and relax this weekend with Exotic Prerolls, now available in a veritable smorgasbord of your favorite flavors from I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs! Should you wish to roll your own, presented here is today’s flower list for your consideration, dear patron: SATIVA SourLope HYBRID Mega Wellness Biscotti…
Gotta love a snow day immediately followed by a warm day that melts the heck out of it. It’s like a considerate guest cleaning up after themselves and making the bed before they leave and everything. Awww. Well now I feel bad for questioning their allegiance to Yog-Shoggoth, loudly, as…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes Cherry Pie, Sunset Sherbet, and the Gelato flowers above. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Bon appetit, baby! Review: Alien OG More Diamond City Photos!
The Gentleman is a Marvel guy. Never really been into DCU other than Batman, but who doesn’t like Gotham’s Dark Knight? There’s a popular theory that part of the appeal is that, behind the mask, fancy gadgets, and nipple suit, Batman is human. You could be Batman, is the idea,…
Have yourself a gander at this exceptional batch of Gelato #33 available today from our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds! Beautiful, frosty, with a refined aroma, these flowers are leaving DC fast, like Bryce Harper fast, like Crystal City housing prices post-Amazon fast, like, like, very fast, man,…
WARNING: BLUE COOKIES ARE EXTREME GAS. HANDLE KNOWING THAT EVERYONE ON THE SUBWAY IS LOOKING AT YOU. YES THEY CAN SMELL IT. I CAN SMELL IT FROM THE INTERNET, SON. Seriously, these Blue Cookies flowers have fill-the-room, blow-up-your-spot pungency. Get on the Blue Cookies from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 right…
Well, my star-children, it has been a week, wouldn’t you say? Congrats to Michigan for legalizing adult-use sales wooooo! And to Utah for passing medical marijuana. Don’t forget about decriminalization measures passing in fourteen Wisconsin counties and five Ohio cities. We see you baby! And progressive cannabis-first voters awkward hate/teeth-clenching…
Noble lords and gentle ladies of District Prime, may I present to you the Royal Kush! Just in from our one of our favored I71 delivery gifters, Da DoGooders, this indica boasts an elegant aroma and potency that will have your retinue high as horses. Other gifts available today from…
The Gentleman is holding off on his plan to escape America in an UP-style balloon house. It sounded fun at first, but the logistics of getting flowers from Spaced Out DC delivered to my humble skypad provide a challenge, plus I gotta get all my helium from Ivory Coast pirates…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Illuminate DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of the happy Hippy Crippler flowers pictured above TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send…
Halloween is over but you know the Gentleman has plenty of treats left in his bag, baby! How ’bout the classic cannabis cultivar AK-47 (above), available today from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? Also available today are Blue Cookies, Pina Colada Frosty, Animal Cookies, and White OG. FYI, there’s an…
Happy Friday, baby! Now you can finally relax and nurse that hangover from Wednesday. Well, whose bright idea was it to chase Fireball with Goldschlager? Oh, right, mine. My bad. How ’bout I make it up to you with some truly fine, frosty, stinky Sticky Monkey from I71 delivery fave…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! You’re not gonna let a little thing like Wednesday get in the way of a good time, are you? Our friends at I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs (back with a swank new site), like helpful Igors, eagerly await the order to throw that switch and turn…
A ghastly greetings to you on this fine Devil’s Night, my garrison of gnarled ghouls and garish grotesqueries! No reason to delay the festivities until tomorrow- you can get your monsters mashing today with flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds. Their classic Super Silver Haze flowers are…
Halloween weekend continues, baby! Guitar riff!!! Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave GoodSmoke420, like Alien OG, Purple Crack, or the Kandy Kush above, wa-laah. Schedule your appointment today so you’re all set for me to come trick-or-treating! You’ll know it’s me cuz I’ll be dressed like Constantine, of course. That’s…
WOOO! YEAH! You ready for the best Friday on the frickin’ calendar, baby? Halloween weekend!!! Oh, squee!!! And there’s no new season of Stranger Things to keep you or me (me) on the couch, neither. I mean, that Christine McConnell show is kinda rad if you’re into, like, a modern,…
Virginia’s first retail CBD store, District Hemp, celebrates their One Year Anniversary this weekend, so what better time to drop by and check out all the new goodies? FYI, the official ribbon-cutting is on Friday at 1pm in Manassas. All District Hemp’s house lines will be discounted 15% Friday and Saturday,…
Ohmagerrrd this election cycle is waaaay too tense. Are you tense? I’m tense, man. Why didn’t George Soros tell the globalist cabal to hold the migrant caravan until after the elections? Unless they’re trying to get the Trump admin to lock up little kids again right before we vote? Why,…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Hidden Leaf DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th…
DC TeaPad’s Platinum Cookies aren’t just another sparkly face. This hybrid has a phenomenal nose, sugary and cinnamony and YUM. Get your gift now before they’re all gone! Also available from this I71 delivery fave is the classic sativa-dominant hybrid Blue Dream and indica-dominant hybrid Silverback Gorilla. Ooh, that sounds…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blackberry Kush and Bruce Banner gifts. You should probably pick up one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints, too, don’t you think? I always like to have…
FIRE IN THE BOWL!!! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is their gorgeous signature strain Grape Grenades (above) along with Vanilla Gelato, Sour Diesel, and Wedding Cake flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Oh, right! As…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply…
Lumbergh can run his own damn TPS reports, it’s Friday, baby! Time to kick up your feet and fire up the Fire OG (above), now available from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad. They also have Gelato, San Fernando Valley OG, and Trap Star flower gifts to choose from, so you can…
Today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 includes the White OG flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Double Blue Dream, Pina Colada Frosty, and Animal Cookies. Cloud 9 delivers, so you don’t have to go out in this bleh weather. But if you do, Bob…
The latest gem from the Green Label Grinders I71 garden is this Lemon Haze (sativa) pictured above, but if that ain’t your speed, don’t worry ’bout a thing, Keanu. Not only do they have plenty of pretty flowers for you to choose from, but they offer the flexibility of pickup and…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 pick-up & delivery fave Diamond City Delivery! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter.…
Dream no more, baby, your weekend estas aqui with the beautiful Sueno flowers pictured above, available today from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad along with Platinum Cookies and Sour Kosher gifts! I already went outside and got my bud so I get to stay inside and binge Queer Eye for the…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply received…
Happy Friday, baby! Today, I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad is taking you down to Strawberry Fields (pictured above). They’ve also got Fire OG and Blue Cookies flower gifts in. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Strawnana and Sour Tangie! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Check out the Purple Punch NOW AVAILABLE from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! The full list of flower gifts available today is below for your perusal, my friend, at your convenience, of course. If you’d rather get your flowers rolled and ready to smoke, look no further than…
LET US SMOKE CAKE! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is the very popular Wedding Cake strain along with White Alien OG, Banana Do-si-dos, and God’s Green Crack flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
Say there, friend. You like the kinda person that could use a free ounce of weed, yeah? Who couldn’t, amirite? Well, the Gentleman is delighted to tell you that our dearest compadres at I71 delivery fave Canamelo have very generously put up enough Purple Tangie, pictured above (and quite purple,…
The weekend has officially arrived, baby! Today, your gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes the exciting cross pictured above, Cherry Diesel, along with Berry White and Silver Valley flowers. Oh! ICYMI, yours truly was quoted in this CNBC article about marijuana in DC this week. Sweet! What…
Happy Hump Day, baby! If you’re looking for a little pick-me-up to get you up and over, then check out your Wednesday flower gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds: SATIVA: Sour Diesel Agent Orange SFV OG HYBRID: Larry OG Sticky Monkey Sour OG OG Kush INDICA:…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. I know you’re feelin’ the need for speed, but slow up, Goose! The…
Happy Friday, baby! Your weekend gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes the classic cultivar Sensi Star (above) along with Platinum Cookies and Triangle OG flower gifts for your consideration, my esteemed friend. Happy choosing! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos! VISIT DC TEAPAD!
Alright, alright, the hurricane’s off (“What’s ‘e say?” “Sez ‘erricane’s off, mother.” “Oh, shame, and I had me nice poncho picked out an’ everythin.”), but you can still stock up on quality buds, my luvs. Just look at that pretty Purple Punch! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave…
OHMYGOD A HURRICANE’S A’COMIN’ Y’ALL!!! The news is all like FLORENCE: SHE’S GONNA MESS YOU UP. It sounds like we’re out of the Danger Zone but you’re gonna have a hard time getting bud delivered if the roads are flooded or you can’t charge your phone or- aghast! your in-laws from…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Dope City Supreme! All you have to do for your chance to win one of their hot new DC 5 Packs of individually-sealed prerolled joints PLUS an eighth of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up…
Your Saturday gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes StarDawg Guava, Blueberry Headband, and Candy Kush flowers (pictured above). Enjoy! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
The latest Washington I71 gifter to garner the Gentleman’s afflecktations, GoodSmoke420 has a deep selection of CBD and hemp-based medicine and beauty supplies- topicals, tinctures, soaps and so on, along with prerolled hemp joints- to go with traditional THC flowers. Heck, they’ve even got CBD for your dog. Yes, giving…
For the Gentleman who can’t be bothered with trivial details like rolling their own joints or choosing their flower gift but merely wants their weed, and wants it NOW, damn your eyes, and ready to smoke, too, I71 pick-up & delivery fave Dope City just rolled out their DC 5…
Look, up in the sky- is it a bird? A plane? No, it’s YOU, my mild-mannered reporters, with a little help from Superman OG, now available from I71 delivery & pickup fave Green Label Grinders! They also have Blackwater, Candyland, Do-si-dos, Grease Monkey, San Fernando Valley OG, Sticky Monkey #4, Somango,…
You made it to Labor Day weekend, baby, high five good job! Here, have a peek at the Platinum Jack from DC gift weed delivery service Joint Delivery Co. They categorize their flower gifts by effect to make your selection super easy- that frosty boi above is their ‘Awake’ gift. They’ve…
Check out the Jungle Punch that just arrived from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! They also have Jet Fuel, Fire OG, Grape Pie, and that StarDawg Guava I showed you last week. You can visit them on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
As if it weren’t hot enough already, here comes Canamelo with Inferno OG! But if you can’t stand the kitchen, baby, they’ve also got White Tahoe Cookies, Cherry Dream, and Rebel OG flower gifts available today. Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by my newest I71 delivery fave, GoodSmoke420! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast there, Mr. McLovin!…
Happy Friday! Your gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds includes Pink Cookies, SFV OG, Lamb Bread, Sour Diesel, Punch OG, Headband, Gorilla Cookies, Private Reserve OG, Sticky Monkey, and Zookies. For all my uptown girls (and downtown men- that’s what I am), the Gentleman suggests their…
Mmm, that StarDawg Guava looks good enough to eat, but don’t, cuz you can’t get high that way (I tried once). This pretty space island fruit just dropped from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery along with Jet Fuel, Headband, Super Sour Diesel, and Jungle Punch flowers! You can…
Just in time for the dog days of summer, Pineapple Haze is available today from a brand-spankin-new I71 delivery group, GoodSmoke420! They’ve also got Godzilla Glue and Nepalese flower gifts to choose from if you’re looking for a classic THC buzz, but check out their line of CBD gifts like…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery & pick-up faves, Trending Leafs! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too…
Your Friday gift selection from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 includes the Blackberry Gelato I showed you last week along with Pinot, Black Lime Reserve, and the Classic Cookies pictured above. Classic Cookies is what I call the cultivar formerly known as Girl Scout Cookies, cuz the Girl Scouts have…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Trending Leafs includes Do-si-dos, Zkittlez, Maui, Sunset Sherbet, Lemon OG, and pictured above, we have Mega Wellness! It just seemed right to bold a name like that. Mega Wellness. Like Max Power or Duke Thundercock. A bit on the nose, but when your flowers look-…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery & pick-up faves, Diamond City! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too…
Your Saturday gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme includes: TIER 1 White Cheese (above, Hybrid) Jack Herer (Sativa) Critical Kush (Indica) TIER 2 Mango Kush (Hybrid) Cinderella 99 (Sativa) Lemon Sour Diesel (Sativa) Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Happy Friday, baby! If you find your stash running a tad low, might I suggest DC gift weed delivery fave Cloud 9’s new Private Reserve gifts, like the trich-covered Blackberry Gelato (above) or Classic Cookies? Cloud 9 also has Orange Hill Special, Pinot, Star Cherry, Black Lime Reserve, and Sticky…
Sweet Robot Jesus, how is it only Wednesday? Well, worry not, my flock of seagulls, I71 delivery fave Pink Rabbit Collective has some beautiful Blackberry flowers (above) to help you get over the hump this week, along with Sour Diesel, OG Kush, Sour OG, Sweet Kush, and OG Cheese. Praise J35U5!…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast there, Peeta! The 10th reply received will win two bars…
The Future is here, baby, look how she sparkles! And it’s a hybrid, of course, just like the cyborgs we’ll all be forced to become if we intend to fend off an invasion of space bugs in the year of our Lord 2142. I, for one, welcome our new insect…
You made it to Friday, baby, congrats! Now, how ’bout some Pinot flowers from Cloud 9 to kick off your weekend, you classy bastard? Cloud 9 also has Golden Lemon SFV, Orange Hill Special, Star Cherry, Sticky Monkey, Skywalker OG, and Black Lime Reserve flower gifts available today. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Another hot drop from DC gift weed delivery fave Joint Delivery Co! JDC categorizes their flower gifts by effect to make your selection super easy- that sexy flower above is their ‘Balanced’ gift, Benevolence. They’ve also still got Paris OG (Relaxed) and Chocolope (Awake) pictured here, but they’re moving faster…
How does a fat slice of Grape Pie from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery sound to get you over Hump Day, baby? Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include: Citrus Clementine (Sativa) Blue Cookies (Indica) Phantom Cookies (Hybrid,…
Pardon the interruption in your regular review programming, friends, but I had to let y’all know about this High Octane OG that just dropped from I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds (pictured above). Their impressive selection of flower gifts also includes Pink Cookies, Incredible Hulk, Wedding Cake, Cherry Pie, Mendo Breath, Sunset…
Lawdy, look at those Sunday Mimosa flowers! My Summer Porch photo series is coming out quite nicely, if I do say so myself, which I do, and will. Anyway! This Sunday Mimosa is NOW AVAILABLE along with the Chocolope and Paris OG pictured below from I71 delivery fave Joint Delivery…
Happy Friday, baby! Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Star Cherry (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, Skywalker OG, Black Lime Reserve, and Jagermeister. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Bagged Buds! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast, Sparky!…
Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Black Lime Reserve (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, Skywalker OG, Star Cherry, and Jagermeister. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
You made it to Friday, baby! Now you can kick back and enjoy this beautiful weather with some equally beautiful buds, like this Gelato from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery. Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include:…
You know nothing about these Jon Snow hybrid flowers from I71 delivery fave Dope City Supreme, but you could if you wanted, cuz just like our hero after Ygritte’s demise, it’s NOW AVAILABLE! Swoon, right? Anyway, Dope City also has Sled Dog and Black Diamond flowers in their Tier 1…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds includes the outstanding Blue Cookies pictured above along with Jet Fuel, Pink Cookies, OG Kush, Classic Cookies, Goji OG, Agent Orange, and Cherry Limeade. More gift pics below! Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Hidden Leaf DC! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast!…
Happy Friday the 13th to all the Gentleman’s golems and goblins! Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Jagermeister (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, and Skywalker OG. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, DC TeaPad! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast! The…
Your weekend gift selection from I71 delivery fave Diamond City Delivery includes the sparkly Sherbet Gelato pictured above, AKA Sherbato, AKA Sherblotto, AKA Sherlock Gelatolmes, AKA Sher-Hand ‘Lato, AKA Sir Sherbs-a-lat, and so on, you get the idea, a new cross of Sunset Sherbet and Gelato. They’ve also got Citrus…
Happy Friday, baby! Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 includes the Sticky Monkey flowers pictured above (ok, it’s GG4, but I hate calling it that) along with Golden Lemon SFV, Classic Cookies, Purple Kush, Pinot, and Orange Hill Special. Bon appetit! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes the Sweet Island Skunk (ooh, sounds exotic) pictured above along with the other flowers below! Oh, hey, if you want to see your favorite Gentleman on the telly, give this one a go, guv’na! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!…
Burgers, check. Buns, check. Buds? OH NOES!!! Not to worry! One of my I71 delivery faves, Hidden Leaf DC, is open today for the holiday. Hooray! Today they’ve got Apple Fritter, Birthday Cake, and Crazy Glue to choose from (the picture above is an older photo of their WiFi OG,…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Skywalker OG flowers above along with Purple Kush, Sticky Monkey, Banana OG, Skunk, and Boss OG. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the gorgeous Bubba OG pictured above along with Blueberry Skunk (very blueberry-y) and J1 (Jack Herer x Skunk #1). Text Diamond City today to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. Ask about the Orange Cookies if you’re looking for a real punch…
The Gentleman’s newest I71 buds are Bagged Buds! I reviewed their Sunset Sherbet recently, let’s see what gifts they have today, hmm? I know my sativa-heads are gonna dig to the Jet Fuel pictured above. They’ve also got Gorilla Candy, Sticky Monkey, Wedding Cake, Blueberry, Lemon Tree, and Super Silver…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Joint Delivery Co! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast with the answer to a simple question based on one…
Today, we’re going to revisit one of the Gentleman’s old I71 delivery flames, Pink Rabbit Collective. I love Pink Rabbit not just because the success of this women-owned, POC-owned brand (that grows their own flowers in DC, btw) represents exactly the level-field opportunity that cannabis legalization in the District has…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Purple Kush flowers above along with Golden Lemon SFV, Gorilla Glue, Banana OG, Skunk, and Boss OG. Ya gotta collect ’em all, Ash! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Dope City Supreme! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast with the answer to a simple question based on…
Joint Delivery Co is bringing back their popular holiday gift boxes to celebrate Father’s Day, which is great, cuz how many half-assed art class mugs and tee shirts bearing moronic catchphrases about how much you love fishing or farting or whatever do you really need? Zero. These are thoughtless gifts…
It’s Friday, baby, you made it! Why don’t you Treat Yo Self to some of these gorgeous, frosty Cookies & Cream hybrid flowers from I71 delivery/pickup fave Diamond City Delivery? Mmm-mmm, looks good, don’t it? Seriously, click that link. Oh, right! The other gifts that Diamond City Delivery has to choose…
Today’s gift selection from i71 delivery fave Trending Leafs includes the Walter White hybrid (pictured above) along with: Sundae Driver (Hybrid) Purple Punch (Indica) Mint Cookies (Hybrid) Zkittlez (Indica) Cherry Punch (Hybrid)
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Boss OG pictured above along with: Golden Lemon SFV Banana OG Purple Kush Skunk Silver OG Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
It’s time for another giveaway, y’all! This time I got Green Label Grinders on board so you can check out their awesome flowers for FREE! I’m also changing things up a bit. You won’t have to meet me, personally. From here on, the great and powerful Oz shall remain behind…
The weekend is here, the skies are clear, and the sweet scent of victory still hangs heavy in the air after the Capitals, at long last, captured the Stanley Cup last night. Time to kick back and schedule an I71 gift delivery, yeah?Rabble Dabble has been around the scene for…
Delivery/pick-up brand Green Label Grinders has consistently impressed your Gentleman with the quality of their locally grown flowers. If you haven’t checked ’em out yet, you’re missing out, mijo! Today’s gift selection include sexy new flavors like the Candy Apple sativa (above) and Blackwater indica (below) along with the Blue Rhino…
Really digging these Golden SFV flowers from Cloud 9, an I71 brand that offers delivery and pick-up options (check out their swanky new website here). Cloud 9 also has Banana OG, Skunk, and Silver OG flowers gifts available today. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
How ’bout some Cherry Lime Haze to cure your case of the Mondays, baby? I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad also has Fruit Punch and Purple Dogshit flower gifts available. Now, has anyone seen my stapler? It’s a red Swingline. Oh, I don’t know what I’ll do if they took my…
Here’s the Grape Pie flowers now available from i71 delivery brand Canamelo! Today’s other gift selections include classic sativa Jack Herer and Do-Si-Dos. Mangia, mangia! Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!
No, I’m not screwing with you. I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad’s Friday night menu includes the beautiful Purple…Dogshit…pictured above. It actually smells quite nice, spicy with a little pine. Not bad for Dogshit! Lulz. Ok ok. You can also get Fruit Punch or Cherry Lime Haze flowers if you prefer.…
Check out these Do-Si-Dos flowers now available from i71 delivery brand Canamelo! Do-Si-Dos is a cross between the super-popular GS Cookies and Face-Off OG. Today’s other gift selections include classic sativa Jack Herer and Grape Pie. Yum! Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos! VISIT CANAMELO!
Happy Memorial Day Weekend, baby! Get your brain BBQ started with Diamond City Delivery: Zkittles (pictured) Blueberry Crack Monster Cookies Grease Monkey Blue Cookies Sour Diesel TEXT 202-509-9624
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery brand Trending Leafs includes the flavor-packed Runtz pictured above plus a bunch of other frosty options, including:
Today’s gift selection from Dope City Supreme includes: TIER 1 Zelda’s Gift (pictured, Sativa) GSC (fka G.S. Cookies, Hybrid) Sour OG (photo here, Hybrid) TIER 2 Gorilla Glue (Hybrid) Hindu Kush (Indica) Blue Dream (Sativa) Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up brand Cloud9 includes: Banana OG (pictured) Golden SFV Silver OG Black Jack Chiesel Skunk Review: Ghost OG More Photos
Local’d is one of DC’s longest-running and most innovative I71 delivery brands- the Gentleman first examined their pretty buds in…sweet baby Damian’s fang, March ’17. Insert obligatory Murtaugh quote here. What’s cool about Local’d is how they use Initiative 71 to grow, fund, and promote the products of their local…
Another new I71 brand to the site, had to show off this God Bud from King Budz DC, available for delivery and pick-up! King Budz DC’s Mother’s Day gift selection includes: God Bud (pictured) Jet Fuel Quantum Kush Blackberry OG ASK ABOUT ZKITTLES & BUBBLEGUM!
They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re about to be everybody’s newest I71 BFF. Meet Diamond City Delivery, everybody! My newest favorite weed gifting service offers delivery and pick-up so you can get your cannabis gifties in whatever way is most convenient for you, my precious, summer snowflake. It…
Happy Friday, baby! Get the weekend started with flowers from Dope City Supreme. Today’s selection includes: TIER 1 Sour OG (pictured, and oooweee that smell!) Green Crack Bubba Kush TIER 2 Gorilla Glue Hindu Kush Blue Dream Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Today’s gift selection from Clowd9-Online (now offering PICK-UP) includes: Goji OG (pictured) Black Jack Pink Cadillac Chiesel Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Today’s gift selection from High Qualitea DC includes: Orange Cookies (pictured) Gelato Banana OG GSC (fka Girl Scout Cookies)
I couldn’t wait to let you know about the latest I71 activist group offering delivery and pick-up options to earn the Gentleman’s much-vaunted blessing, Diamond City Delivery! Their signature flower strain is the White Gold pictured above, a cross between White Widow and Himalayan Gold. Here’s their full list of…
Today’s menu from DC TeaPad includes the AK-47 flowers I loved back in this review (pictured above) along with Mango, Sour Tangie, and Raspberry Kush. Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
We’re fans of I71 delivery brand Hidden Leaf DC’s flowers here at GTHQ, so I had to let y’all know about their upcoming event! Yoga & Chill is a holistic wellness event centered around meditation, relaxation, and spiritual reconnection. On May 5th, participants are invited to attend two infused wellness programs-…
HAPPY 420, BABY! To help you kick off the festivities, I’ve compiled a list of gifts and specials from the Gentleman’s favorite I71 brands with links to their sites and my reviews all in one super-huggable bundle. It’s a celebration! Hidden Leaf DC *Hats for $35 today! WIN A HALF…
Book your delivery with Dope City Supreme today through their website and the DCS team will contact you for order details! Today’s gift selection includes: TIER 1 FLOWERS Limoncello- Hybrid (pictured, very frosty) Sour Diesel- Sativa BANJO (Hybrid) Platinum Gelato (Hybrid) *ASK ABOUT… OG Kush (Hybrid) Cherry Pie (Hybrid) Dutch…
THIS WEEK you’ll get an extra gram with your gift from High Qualitea DC! Their selection includes: Candyland (photo above, very scent profile – sweet with a dash of cream) Bubba Kush Sour Glue
Cloud9-Online is the newest delivery brand to hit the I71 scene and wanted your Gentleman’s opinion, naturally, on their Ghost OG flowers. I mean, what they really want is for me to tell you about them, and I’m always happy to write about good cannabis. And, uh, swamp monsters, sometimes.…
A popular relative of the classic OG Kush, San Fernando Valley OG flowers are NOW AVAILABLE from Pink Rabbit Collective, along with Sour Maui & Jack Herer.
Check out the Fat Nelson NOW AVAILABLE from I71 delivery brand DC TeaPad! They’ve also got Durban Poison, GG#4 (fka Gorilla Glue), and So Cal Al today. Hey, while I’ve got your attention, don’t forget to sign up for my newsletter– I’m giving away my first pair of tickets to…
Look at the hues on these Sherbet Cookies NOW AVAILABLE for delivery from Canamelo! No filter needed, baby. I’m so tired of the Photoshop uhh! You like that? Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!
Look what the Gentleman found in his Easter basket- Cake Batter flowers NOW AVAILABLE for delivery from Canamelo! Reviews: Platinum Blue Dream Kush More Canamelo Photos!
NOW AVAILABLE from DC TeaPad, the South African Sativa DURBAN POISON! In case yadunno, Durban is one of the parents in the GSC strain (fka Girl Scout Cookies). Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
NOW AVAILABLE from Hidden Leaf DC- WiFi OG! Reviews: King Kong and Grandma’s Cookies More Hidden Leaf Photos! Notes: late night delivery available VISIT HIDDEN LEAF DC!
Dope City Supreme immediately impressed the Gentleman with strong branding and some of the prettiest flowers I’ve found around the District’s I71 marijuana gifting scene. I worked in printing for fifteen years and have a strong appreciation for a hot logo and quality promo gear, like DCS’ branded apparel and…
Just showin’ off these beautiful NOW AVAILABLE Mundo Purple flowers from I71 delivery fave Hidden Leaf DC! Reviews: King Kong and Grandma’s Cookies More Hidden Leaf Photos! VISIT HIDDEN LEAF ONLINE!
NOW AVAILABLE from one of our favorite I71 delivery brands, Canamelo! Gott damn, baby! Not just gorgeous, this Fire Glue has a rich, spicy aroma I’m sure you’ll enjoy. Here’s their website. Baiieee! Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!
Easily my favorite of my more recent reviews and a helluva lot of fun to write, here’s my review of Soufeast Ratchet Cakes from Dope Uber. It occurred to me that it was unnecessary to actually explain all of the delicate topics brought up by this edible’s name, but what…
So this is actually my very first review of an Initiative 71 delivery brand. It’s pretty dang short, only around 250 words. This must have been right before I started ranting on the regular. PineappleExpressDC.com is no longer around, they didn’t last much longer than this review in this iteration,…
Ok, this mostly made the cut cuz I just love this freakin’ statue, man. It’s so freakin’ raw! I don’t know whether to fuck it or fight it, but either way, the restraining order NMWA took out on me means I can’t get within 500 yards of the place. Are…
Uh, speaking of my older work being rather political, here’s the Saturday morning cartoon fight between me and my robot Fritz vs Trump and the Dark Cabinet. I knocked this thing out in one shot over, like, 5 hours, which is pretty impressive for writing & editing 2k words and…
Quick recap of the DC Board of Elections public hearing with regards to the Retail Cannabis Sales initiative today. This dude Assar Mustafa (probably spelled wrong, apologies) got an Initiative to the point of the BOE considering whether it could be on the ballot and from my understanding, it had…
Time for another Free Weed Giveaway for my cherry-cheeked chipmunks, hooray! Today’s giveaway includes a quarter-ounce of I71 grown Bubba Kush flowers from Trending Leafs along with gifts from longtime GT fave DC TeaPad and newcomer Illuminate DC. It’s a pretty sweet little haul. I’ve already emailed the winner, so…
The newest light of the I71 constellation, Illuminate DC is gifting cannabis to promote their 100% soy candles, handmade in the good ole’ US of A. What a brilliant idea! Who doesn’t need a few hundred candles around in case Trump’s BFFs take down the electric grid? It only takes…
We first looked at I71 delivery brand Trending Leafs a few months ago. Their corporate mission is to be “The Voice of the Plant,” to present the array of medical benefits and latest research on marijuana, which they disseminate through their social media, individual consultations, and their upcoming blog. And…
Did you miss me, my singing, bloodthirsty flora? Pardon the slightly extended absence. It’s all very hush hush, you see, so allow me to direct your attention with a twirl of my cane and flourish of finely waxed mustachio towards my newest I71 find, God’s Gift LLC. Their mission is…
Today, we’ll look at one of the freshest entrants of the I-71 derby, High Qualitea DC (now defunct). To get the word out about their organic, free-trade coffee and tea delivery service, they are gifting another highly favored plant along with it, Cannabis sativa. Hooray for everything! I am in…
I lost my remote control more than a day ago and I have literally no idea where that thing is, so I guess I’ll write a new review for I-71 delivery brand Hidden Leaf DC, since I can’t watch any more Penny Dreadful. I feel bad for Vanessa Ives. Every…
202 Organics is one of DC’s premier delivery brands- we looked at their Cristal flowers a while back- but they’ve got such an extensive gift menu of concentrates, like the super-popular vape cartridges from 710KingPen, the Gentleman is back for another review. My fellow terp-chasers and connoisseurs are certain to…
Good evening, America. For tonight’s District of the Cannabis Union address, brought to you by I71 delivery brand NFUZD, I thought I’d take an hour of your time to brag about my accomplishments since the Kremlin bots got me elected to the office of Gentleman. I, the Great Golden Bull,…
On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia’s very first, open-to-the-public CBD store, District Hemp. Did you read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice, by the way? Go ahead, I’ll wait. Ready? District Hemp opened its doors a few months ago and your…
High Focus has long distinguished themselves among your many Initiative 71 options with quick, friendly delivery service and excellent cannabis flower gifts. Now they’ve gone and upgraded their vape game with cartridges from SoFlowGrow and, naturally, they wanted a Gentleman’s opinion. SoFlowGrow vapes clock in at a slightly lower dose…
It’s been a couple days since I last checked in and I’m sure you’re all worried that I’ve finally been assassinated by the Deep State MIBs at the behest of their shapeshifting reptilian masters. I have merely been enjoying the latest batch of flowers from DC TeaPad, but I do…
Ladies and lame, stupid boys (yuck!), it is my pleasure to introduce you this evening to one of DC’s most D fucking C brands, an important voice in Washington’s cannabis community almost as funny as YT (but much better liked. I tend to piss people off, can you imagine?), and…
Well. I’m still reeling from the news that Attorney General Jeff Sessions has officially rescinded the Cole memo, the Obama-era guidance that told federal law enforcement to lay off state-legal marijuana businesses. It’s too early to say what all this will mean- it seems like the entire industry could be…
EDIT: I’ve seen a screenshot circulating that states only two events were raided, no arrests were made, and the reason is that vendors had “in plain view, marijuana that was clearly in excess of two ounces, at both locations. The marijuana was confiscated.” Here’s the link. Pop-up events have continued…
Ahh, the winter crucible is nearly over. Your in-laws are pulling out of the driveway, the kids are off with the neighbor’s trying to poke each other’s eyes out with the new gizmos you got ’em, the corpses of endless waves of Deadites are chainsawed apart and stacked with the…
I can’t help thinkin’ how handy some turtle shells would be at clearing this holiday traffic off the aisles and roads and outta my damn way, I got stuff to buy for ungrateful jerks that think they’re so much better than me cuz I smoke weed so I can spend…
Canamelo has long been one of the Gentleman’s favorite DC delivery brands. Their current batch of premium outdoor flowers is excellent, especially the Jesus OG I smoked before I got around to taking pictures. Sometimes Daddy ain’t got time for cameras! The Gelato Pie was especially sparkly and even though…
Ho ho ho, my rambunctious, red-nosed reindeer! Imagine the glee on your favorite stoner’s face when they open your present Christmas morning and it’s weed. They’re gonna be so happy! Oooh, I’m smiling just thinking about it! Joint Delivery Co is promoting their new Bulb Wellness brand with their Holiday Gift…
Hello, my snow angels! Well, when you’re finished playing outside, why don’t you cozy on up with some hot cocoa and an even hotter recommendation from your Gentleman? DC Monumental is the newest marijuana gifting brand bringing serious heat to Washington, DC, featuring several boutique strains (exclusively and in limited…
Happy Friday, peoples! I was looking for a way to say thanks to you guys for the crazy amount of love and support you’ve shown your friendly, neighborhood weed reviewer’s manic mid-life crisis website. So, like…how about I give one of you some free cannabis? Would you be into that?…
BudBox DC is one of the newest subscription box services for cannabis enthusiasts and brainchild of the head grower for Alternative Solutions, the highest-selling medical marijuana cultivator in Washington, DC. I’ve reviewed a few of their strains that I really enjoyed, like their Grapefruit Krush, Cheese, and here’s a sweaty…
Tonight is the Super Moon, my perky, penumbral penguins! Per SOP, the Gentleman is locked up tight in his lunar cell. It’s simply too dangerous for me to be roaming about the city with +3 claws doin Agg damage. We still have some time before Luna’s power overwhelms me, so…
Our amigos at the High Focus delivery service asked the Gentleman to let y’all know about a couple of special strains they have available in limited quantities- their extra-kiefy Pineapple Kush and a very interesting sativa cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Strawberry Cough called, you guessed it, Gorilla Cough. Catch it…
Pink Rabbit Collective is one of the brands growing quality cannabis right here in DC that I’m all atwitter about recently. Not literally, Twitter is scary AF. Like, all the people who are supposed to be the grown-ups leading this country are on there yelling at each other all the…
Black Friday is like The Purge, but for shopping. I guess we could call it The Binge. Some of you, regardless of the cold or the irreparable damage to your immortal souls, have been standing in line all morning to get a deal on the hottest new whatever-it-does from Bland…
I hit the Marijuana BizCon with an eye out for topical solutions that might provide some relief for the literal pain in my ass that cranks up from sitting down and was amazed with how well the Pure Ratios CBD Reservoir Patch worked. Pure Ratios makes CBD topicals, patches, lozenges,…
Your Gentleman is headed back to Las Vegas for the Marijuana Business Conference and could not be more excited! I’m all jazz hands over here. Oooh, what’s gonna happen? Will Rich Buffy lure me into a dangerous, sexy game of Cruel Intentions? Will I take up with a rough, black…
Ah, my worried, wall-eyed wallabies, it’s always a good day when I get to announce one of my favorite gifts that are usually only available at marijuana events in DC are now available for delivery. If you’re looking for a quality caviar joint to light up this chilly eve, then…
Nearly two years into this grand experiment, a spirit of pride stirs among many Initiative 71 brands that we must cease our reliance on imports, that we can grow, extract, and bake our own medicine right here in the Nation’s Capital. Some of the biggest and earliest brands on the…
Buenos dias, my carnal chupacabras! It’s here, it’s here, it’s finally here! Halloween Weekend, woot! Finally time to let my beautiful, brown curls down and have some fun. The Gentleman is a fan of Washington Vape Co’s vape cartridges already, as you’ll recall from my previous review, but I was really…
Ok, I suppose after 12 hours of playing South Park: The Fractured But Whole (ha!) that a Gentleman should really take a break and write a review for White Buffalo DC. This game is a masterpiece- sweet, sad, intricately detailed and uproariously hilarious. It’s like an entire new season of…
Greetings from the Fifth Circle of Hell, my malevolent minions! Not only is All Hallow’s Eve tantalizingly close, but also, my stupid leg is in constant agony unless I lay on my stomach like I’m watching Sweet Valley High and texting Stephanie about what a jerk Brad was to Emma…
Aloha, my arrogant, avian armada! I don’t know about you, but getting through last week left me in a crumpled heap this weekend, binge-watching season 6 of New Girl in gray sweatpants. Don’t look at me like that, it’s a good show! Ok, I had to skip the first episode…
My cuckolded cuckoos, hello again. I can not even begin to describe the sanctity-shredding atrocity this week has been properly. I have been, just, freaking the hell out. Like I just got a wedding invite from the Freys, y’know what I mean? I KNOW THEY’RE DEAD NOW, YOU’RE NOT HELPING!!!…
Welcome back, my mismatched motley of miscreants! Another lovely weekend lies just within our grasp, a mere eight labor hours hence. We can put up with the barrage of emails, phone calls, interruptions, the bleak, endless meetings where, if you listen really close, you can actually hear your soul whimper…
Hola, me gatos gordos y grandes! Don’t mind me, I just found an old phrasebook in my bugout bag after Trump’s speech to the UN yesterday and decided I’d brush up. Before I put The Abigail out to sea to escape the imminent swarms of radioactive Cronenbergs, I’ve got one last task- hit up…
Today is a very special day for the nation’s capital! There’s DC Flower Fest for the cannabis crowd featuring a really hot lineup of artists, there’s the H St Festival, and omg you guys March of the Juggalos! The Gentleman bids welcome to the Dark Carnival of Souls! May the…
Namaste, my tiny, terrible tamarins! It’s fall, so of course there’s new everything to talk about. New music from Gentleman favorites PVRIS, Nothing But Thieves, & MUTEMATH to munch on nom nom nom. I listen to music like chewing gum- repetitively, until every morsel of artificial sugar has evaporated. New(ish)…
Da DoGooders is one of the Gentleman’s favorite cannabis gift delivery brands in DC- I’m sure you’ve heard me mention them once or twice- so when they offered to stuff my pockets full of as many strains of flower and live resin as I could review, I ran out for…
Happy Labor Day weekend, folks! Autumn is the city’s best season, the constant, beatdown heat and humidity of summer replaced with moderate temps, a cool breeze, and the scent of pineapple in the air… Oh, indeed. Your Gentleman has borne witness to a few watershed moments in the history of…
Hello again, DC! If you’re wondering where your new amigo Judge Bud Green has been (awwwww), blame Pink Rabbit Collective! This Initiative 71 canna-brand’s delightful assortment of delivery gifts kept me locked in a happy, fuzzy haze for the past couple weeks. They generously allowed me to sample their excellent…
Alright, alright, I found my DC pals some great vape carts for delivery. You can stop @ing me! Please don’t, it’s the only human interaction I get on a daily basis, but I’m just gonna point you toward this review of Washington Vape Co. And probably get a cat or…
Well, well. It’s Friday night and you’re probably out doing something, like waiting in line to sit in the Iron Throne at that trendy pop-up bar so you can post a picture on Instagram and people will know you’re a fun and outgoing person and want to sleep with you,…
Welcome back, my elegant, enraged emus! Today we’re going to look at XtraGramSam, a brand we found on DC cannabis gift-finder LeafedIn.org. Don’t forget to download some music to your phone cuz cell service is probably gonna be spotty after the eclipse Monday! I mean, the trans-dimensional quark-load of the…
‘ullo, my duckies! Busy week, boy howdy. I dunno about you guys, but I’m very much looking forward to some Honeycomb dabs from Honeycomb Labs when I get back to my lab, courtesy of our friends at Joint Delivery Co! They let me try a sample of this Full Spectrum…
DC’s favorite cannabis-infused syrup, the infamous SLACTAVIS from Dr. Brokeleg, will be the subject of your Gentleman’s review today. If you patronize the District’s marijuana parties, you’ll find the SLAC available from our good friends at Silly Bees you probably heard me mention once or twice. Maybe you’ve heard of…
Joint Delivery Co. is the newest kid on the block bringing the herbal heat (like shatter from Honeycomb Labs) to the District. Did you ever imagine a time where there would be a service that could be your one stop shop for all of your toking needs? Joint Delivery Co. is the Sandman…
I just found out about the most awesome new delivery brand, DCBudHub, and wanted to tell you beautiful people about it right away! DCBudHub does what I’ve been hoping someone would do forever- deliver cannabis gifts from some of the awesome Event brands that you’ve seen me review on this site.…
Fans of DC’s favorite cannabis-infused syrup, your rejoicement is nigh, for Dr. Brokeleg’s SLACTAVIS is NOW AVAILABLE from our good friends at Da DoGooders for DELIVERY! That’s right, you don’t even have to go to an Event to SLAC off if you don’t want to. You should, though, it’s a…
Alright, my precious, penumbral pets, your patience is finally rewarded! Your Gentleman has returned from the desert– 110 degrees and less sweaty than walking around in the District’s humid muck- with a new DC flower delivery service to clue you in on, as promised! Capital Buds has their menu listed…
Yes! I got to a Now Available post while everything is still, y’know, available. Watch out now, I’m gettin’ good at this! I love a good Mash-Up, don’t you? There’s this one of Oasis and Green Day (don’t forget Eminem and Scottish slow-rockers Travis) that I’ve loved for-ever. Right, but…
Well, hello, dear website reader, and can I just say, don’t you look smashing today! Did you do something new with your hair? Ok, I’ve exhausted my human conversational skills. I just wanted to show you some pretty green pictures today. Got some Romulan and some Tangie x Super Silver…
Happy drizzly Monday eve to my dastardly District and DMV denizenites! Look, I know you’re busy, what with your trendy gastric juice cleanses, three-day trip-hop festivals, and that world-wide spider jumpin around in your pocket, people these days, I can’t even. But I figured you’d want to know that those most…
Cherry Blossom Confections, from DC TeaPad, is one of the premier edibles line to grace the DC community with mouthwatering goodies. If you frequent cannabis-friendly app LeafedIn, one of the easiest ways to find cannabis gifts around the city, then you already know that DC TeaPad stands out from the…
Happy Friday, my wacky, winged monkeys! What a gorgeous Friday to sit on the porch, crank up the Tom Petty, and enjoy some premium cannabis in the sunshine, eh? “But we tried all the services you wrote about already, GT,” you complain. “Really? All of them?” “Yes,” you yawn. “Wow.…
Nug Run DC is the newest initiative 71 brand to try their hand at satisfying the DC masses (here’s the link to their website). After experiencing several unsatisfactory edibles, these folks took matters into their own hands to provide the District with the premium products it deserves. With a strong gift menu…
The newest Initiative 71 delivery darling to catch your Gentleman’s eye is Canamelo. Their premise is to deliver sweet, sweet candy to District doorsteps with an even sweeter cannabis gift. I’ve been lucky enough to sample several of their recent flowers and I’m sure y’all will be as pleased as…
I have been looking to get my hands on one of these 150mg Chocolate Chip Cookies for ever and after searching near and far for the elusive three-eyed, derby-sporting cow to no avail, I was a giddy, misty-eyed Japanese school girl when Gentleman Toker handed over this tasty treasure for my first…
Da DoGooders is a premium-quality delivery brand that you might have missed running around the manic landscape of District’s cannabis scene following Initiative 71 unless you use LeafedIn, one of my favorite ways to find weed gifts and my go-to recommendation to tourists, who may not have a location in the…
ChillayDC.com is a new Initiative 71 company with an extremely impressive gift menu of topshelf concentrate and flowers that come with the purchase of a sweet tee or an even sweeter non-infused rice krispy treat platter to get your 4/20 started properly! When your Gentleman peeped their gifts on social…
A new review is in order for our good friends at Silly Bees, if only to save your poor Gentleman from the deluge of emails asking how to get a hold of one of the hottest brands in DC. I understand your enthusiasm! The best way these days to find…
DMV Organics- they with the edibles your Gentleman went full GaGa for a while back, you remember– well, they’ve also got a phenomenal line of craft-batch concentrate that I’m sure you’ll enjoy as much as me. Even better news! DMV Organics now has (limited) pick-up and du-du-duh DELIVERY options available. Here’s the…
The fantastically fragrant and photogenic flowers from HighFocusDC.com instantly caught your Gentleman’s attention and affections this week. This new delivery service aims to promote local photographers by taking advantage of Initiative 71 and offering a gift of premium cannabis. Naturally, I think that’s a fabulous way for an artist to get their name out…
EDIT: Juicywana has rebranded as Juice’d! Heya, folks! As promise-ish-ed, your noble Gentleman has returned from his journeys to distant vistas to deliver a long overdue correction to one of my older, meh reviews of an Initiative 71 delivery service called Juicywana. Much to their credit, they realized there was room…
DC cannabis delivery newcomer Local’d has the right idea. They’ve got some of the prettiest buds I’ve seen around town in the past year, but in a fit of brilliance, that’s not the point. Demonstrating the dynamic power of Initiative 71, Get Local’d partners with new food & beverage companies to…
How many days had passed? Weeks? Time was a meaningless concept locked away alone in a cold cell deep underneath the fabulous Mar-A-Lago Club at Trump National Golf Course. Lucky for me, I’m long used to talking to myself. If anything, the hallucinations I endured in solitary made the whole thing a…
I hope you had a Happy Valentine’s Day, DC! Or not. I don’t really care. Like the rest of you single folks, I was gonna drink too much Merlot and cry hysterically into an orange cat later about all my bitter disappointments before the desperate drunk-dialing begins, but I can’t, cuz I…
KindBag DC (now defunct) is expanding their gift menu beyond their delightfully aromatic flowers to include edibles, canna-butter (for making your own edibles or smear it right on some bread, why mess about, right?), tinctures, and a curated selection of fine concentrates. KBDC reached out to your Gentleman to get…
I’m not really, um, good at Christmas. But I want to be. So we’re gonna start with gratitude. That’s why I want to thank you, my fellow Tokers. The response to my blog has been overwhelmingly positive. A lot of folks stop in just for some help navigating the unregulated…
Metro City Organic Delivery launched it’s Initiative-71 compliant delivery service today, so I reached out to get a sneak preview of the cannabis they planned to gift. Some of y’all dig the stories about zombies and elves. And you good-naturedly tolerate the more-than-occasional rant. But what most of you really…
Dusk fell upon Traveller’s Road with a chill wind. Binding my cloak against it’s bite, my eyes searched the wood ahead for the evening’s shelter. It was then that the dark clouds overhead, which kept the glow of the heavens for themselves like a tall crowd round the gallows, roared and issued their…
Oh, DC, you lucky little minx, you’ve already scored another top-flight Initiative 71-compliant cannabis delivery company. The competition is real! KindBagDC.com launched mid-September as the vision of one US military vet to Leave No Man Behind. Far too many of our veterans find themselves without shelter in the land of…
Alrighty then. After three days of of falling asleep before the sun set, I am wired for sound tonight so we’re gonna get to a segment I’ve really been looking forward to. Fellow insomniacs, let’s see what’s in the Mailbag! Novice Grower asks: “Where do you recommend I get seeds…
Paper Boy Paper Company enters the fray of Initiative 71-compliant delivery services in the District of Columbia as an immediate challenger for top dog. I’m excited to have another source I can enthusiastically recommend to you! PBPC is hot off the presses, so they reached out to the Gentleman for some…
HighSpeed is easily the most visible of the DC weed delivery companies outside of Kush Gods. There are, just, so many articles about them right now. Here’s one in the Washington Post. And here’s their spot on Fox5 News. David Umeh brought his delivery company from Oakland to DC to take…
Wow, so many new delivery companies these days! RedEyeDC.com launched right about the same time as DistrictofC.com so it’s high time (ba-dum-ching) they got their review, too! The website is intuitive and easy to use. They ask you to enter a password to proceed on to the site, but they display…
Hell, yes. This review is long overdue. DistrictofC.com launched a couple weeks ago and I think they state their mission best themselves: “District of C is run by a team of four Deaf individuals who aim to show the world that Deaf people can do anything, as I.K. Jordan so…
I recently got to try out Pineapple Express DC’s delivery service and was satisfied with the experience. These guys have set the bar for convenience. Their website is simple and intuitive, they accept credit cards through their online store for their hand-painted smell-proof jars (just a mason jar), delivery on…
