I got an email this weekend from one of my newsletter subscribers that is a conservative(?) and wasn’t to cuss me out (!?!) They had decided to write their Republican delegate for not supporting marijuana legalization and wanted to share their letter with me. They literally threatened to vote Democrat…
When I was a kid, I got bullied a lot, obviously. I remember going home to ask my dad how to respond to all the mean things people would say to me and he told me, “Son, if these guys called you a tree, would that make you a tree?”…
So I was at the bar the other night (cuz there’s no where for stoners to congregate without worry of raids. Plus, I remember very clearly from when we could, they were total sausage fests) and this cute girl is eavesdropping a bit and sidles up to the conversation I…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the Purple Headband flowers pictured above along with Glookies, Pineapple Mango Kush, High School Sweetheart, Fortune Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Platinum Cookies. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Check out…
Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Platinum Widow and Silver Kush gifts. Oh! If you need some walking-around joints, check out Dope City’s DC 5 Pack. Get a dozen and stash em in your bug-out…
In further evidence that we are living in the classiest timeline, today college football champion Clemson Tigers were invited to our fair city to dine at the White House, but since the cooking staff is furloughed, Russia’s Bottom Bitch served up a platter of Wendy’s and McDonald’s instead. GASP! How…
Stock up on flowers now before the snow gets here! As always, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got exactly what you need to stay extra-toasty this weekend. No, not Snuggies. That is a fabulous idea, though, ten points for Hufflepuff! I meant they have these tasty Runtz…
Oooh, I got a goodie from the wayback bin for you guys, today! Have a listen to Starsailor’s 2005 opus On the Outside. Super solid all around, full of melodies and harmonies and such, you’ll like it. FYI, I have updated this post to remove the offensive jokes about metal enthusiasts,…
Week 3 of the shutdown and I’m starting to panic. Hello??? Who is governing me, please??? I’M NOT S’POSED TO BE ALONE THIS LONG! Desperate for some semblance of bureaucratic normalcy during the shutdown, I’ve turned to binging Parks & Rec on Netflix. I think it was a huge mistake…
Our government may be shut down, DC’s vaunted museums may be shuttered, our national parks slowly turning into landfills because people are just the absolute worst (I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords), but you can count on our friends at I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 to brighten your gray…
