Lemon Haze flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Baked DC! The full list of flower gifts available today are below. Happy Friday, baby! Lemon Haze (Sativa) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Runtz (Hybrid) OG Kush (Hybrid) Purple Punchsicle (Indica) More Baked DC…
Jelly Breath flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for pick-up or delivery from DC TeaPad! Here’s the list of flower gifts they have to share with you today: Jelly Breath Devil OG Blueberry Jack Gelato Lemon OG Kush Wedding Cake Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Sticky Haze flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Here’s all the flower gifts they have available to share with you today: Grade A OG Gorilla Cookies Top Shelf Pineapple Express Premium Blueberry Lodi Dodi Sticky Haze Super Sour Glue Northern Lights Berry…
Gelatti flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Heady Club DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Headband Doc OG Larry OG Gelatti Wedding Cake Buddha’s Hand OG Kush Super Glue Classic Cookies Agent Orange Do-si-dos More Heady Club Photos!
Purple Punchsicle flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Baked DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Super Silver Haze (Sativa) Lemon Haze (Sativa) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Runtz (Hybrid) Blueberry Cough (Indica) Purple Punchsicle (Indica) More Baked DC…
Guava Punch flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up!) in Washington DC from our friends at Pinnacle Product! Their other Private Reserve flower today is the classic Sensi Star and their Top Value flower is Bubba Kush. Review: Purple Lambo More Pinnacle Product Photos!
Bubba Kush flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Bubba Kush Velvet Pie Sour Diesel Northern Lights Lodi Dodi TITS Gelato Purple Punch Eagle Scout Premium Gorilla Cookie Monster Skittles…
Eagle Scout flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Here’s the list of flower gifts you can choose from today: Eagle Scout Lemon OG D Pie Berry White Cookies & Cream Sour Diesel Do-si-dos TITS Wedding Cake Purple Punch Lodi…
OG Kush is NOW AVAILABLE for pickup or delivery in Washington DC from Dope City Supreme! Here’s today’s list of flowers and CBD gift options they have for you to choose from: Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos!
Velvet Pie flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Velvet Pie Sour Diesel Lodi Dodi TITS Gelato Purple Punch Eagle Scout Premium Gorilla Cookie Monster Skittles Lemon OG Cookies &…
Jack Herer flowers are back and available for pick-up or delivery from DC TeaPad! They also have Shishkaberry and Sour Blue Nebula gifts to share with you. Happy Friday, baby! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Runtz flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Baked DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Super Silver Haze (Sativa) Lemon Haze (Sativa) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Runtz (Hybrid) Blueberry Cough (Indica) Purple Punchsicle (Indica) More Baked DC Photos!
Emerald OG flowers (above) are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from Capitol Buds Delivery! Here’s the full list of flowers they have to share with you today: Emerald OG Purple Kush Gelato 41 Blue Cookies Northern Lights King Kong Platinum Bubba (below) More Capitol Buds Delivery Photos!
Power Punch flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Here’s all the flower gifts they have available to share with you today: Grade A Trinity OG Skittles Cherry Top Shelf Lemon OG Blue Cookies Purple Punch Sour Diesel Premium Power Punch Eagle Scout…
King Kong flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at District Chiefers! You can schedule your appointment online or call 202-596-7197. Ask about their new CBD gel caps and vapes! Other flowers available today include: Hybrid King Kong Cherry Pie Sherbet Punch Indica…
Sunset Sherbet flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up!) in Washington DC from our friends at Pinnacle Product! Their other Private Reserve flower today is Cherry Lime and their Top Value flower is Bubba Kush. Review: Purple Lambo More Pinnacle Product Photos!
Sour Diesel flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Blueberry Lodi Dodi Citron P. Lemon Wedding Cake Fire OG Premium Ice Cream Cake NY Monster Sticky Monkey #1 Birthday Cake…
Sticky Monkey #4 is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Baked DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Super Silver Haze (Sativa) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Runtz (Hybrid) Blueberry Cough (Indica) Purple Punchsicle (Indica) More Baked DC Photos!
Fruity Pebbles are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Visit Bagged Buds’ site or call 202-505-7619 to schedule your appointment! Here’s today’s flower gift list to choose from: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Purple Kush flowers (above) are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from Capitol Buds Delivery! Here’s the full list of flowers they have to share with you today: Purple Kush Emerald OG Platinum Bubba Blue Cookies Northern Lights King Kong Gelato 41 (below)
Larry OG flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Heady Club DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Headband Doc OG Larry OG Gelatti Wedding Cake Buddha’s Hand OG Kush Super Glue Classic Cookies Agent Orange Do-si-dos More Heady Club Photos!
Northern Lights flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Here’s all the flower gifts they have available to share with you today: Five-Star Northern Lights Wedding Cake Peanut Butter Breath Ice Cream Cake Grade A TITS X Sour OG Blue Diesel Orange Cookies…
Blueberry flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Blueberry Lodi Dodi Citron Sticky Monkey #4 P. Lemon Wedding Cake Fire OG Premium Ice Cream Cake NY Monster Sticky Monkey #1…
White Tahoe OG flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at DC TeaPad! Here’s the full list of flowers gifts available from TeaPad today: Sour Blue Nebula SFV OG Blue Crush White Tahoe OG Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Happy Friday, baby! PLATINUM OG is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Baked DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Platinum OG (Indica) Sour Diesel (Sativa) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Runtz (Hybrid) Blueberry Cough (Indica) Smarties (Hybrid)
CHERRY LIME flowers are now available for delivery (& pick-up!) in Washington DC from our friends at Pinnacle Product! Today’s complete flower gift list is: Cherry Lime (Indica) Master Kush (Indica Dom. Hybrid) Blueberry Pie (Indica) Purple Goo (Sativa Dom. Hybrid) Review: Purple Lambo
HEADBAND flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Heady Club DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Headband Doc OG Larry OG Gelatti Wedding Cake Buddha’s Hand OG Kush Super Glue Classic Cookies Agent Orange Do-si-dos
Lodi Dodi flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Lodi Dodi Gummo Purple Haze Peanut Butter Breath Pink Lemonade Dr Who Premium Do-si-dos SFV OG Wedding Cake Ice Cream Cake…
Orange Sherbet flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Green Kings DC! Here’s the full list of flowers available today: Forum Cut Cookies S1 Alien Cookies South Fork Kush Emerald OG Puff Orange Sherbet Review: T.I.T.S. X More Green Kings Photos!
These Mimosa flowers from our new friends at Baked DC are positively bursting with delicious citrus terpenes. The Gentleman highly recommends you check them out. Conveniently, they are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Mimosa (Hybrid) Sour Diesel…
Peanut Butter Breath flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Peanut Butter Breath Green Diesel Pink Lemonade Dr Who Alien Cookies Critical Kush Premium Cookie TITS Blue Cookies Gummo Original…
Shishkaberry flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at DC TeaPad! Other flowers available today include: Ice Cream Cake Wedding Cake Birthday Cake Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Happy Friday, baby! PINK LEMONADE flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Here’s the list of flower gifts you can choose from today: Pink Lemonade Peanut Butter Breath Super Blue Nebula GMO Do-si-dos Wedding Cake Purple Haze SFV OG Sticky…
PINK LEMONADE flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Wedding Cake Peanut Butter Breath Ice Cream Cake Pink Lemonade Grade A TITS X Sour OG Blue Diesel Orange Cookies Top Shelf Orangecicle Cookie TITS Sour Tangie Blue…
SUPER GLUE flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Heady Club DC! The full list of flower gifts available today include: Super Glue Runtz Classic Cookies Lemon Tree Jungle Boy OG Fruit Loop Do-si-dos Headband Pink Starburst
GREEN DIESEL flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Green Diesel Pink Lemonade Dr Who Alien Cookies Critical Kush Premium Cookie TITS Blue Cookies Gummo Original TITS Corey OG Review:…
EDIBLES are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! I checked out one of the infused chocolate cake pops the other night and forgot the word ‘melted’ for five minutes. Best I could come up with was “y’know, gooey.” So, yeah, I…
ORANGE CREAMSICLE flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Orange Creamsicle TITS X Sticky Monkey #4 3 Kings Cookie TITS Motorbreath Blue Cookies Corey OG Gorilla TITS Premium Chemscout OG…
PINK KUSH is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Here’s today’s full menu: Review: Alien OG More Diamond City Photos!
TGIF, baby! We’ll get the weekend started with BANJO flowers (above) from NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from Capitol Buds Delivery! Here’s the full list of flowers they have to share with you today: Banjo White Rhino Jager Sour Diesel TITS 3 Kings Purple Punch (photo below)
MALAWI GOLD flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Kimbo Slice Cherry Bomb Blackberry Lemonade Malawi Gold Grade A Banana Dream Sunset Sherbet Sweet Tooth Mendo Montage Top Shelf Chocolope Hawaiian Royal Head Wrecker White Fire #43…
GORILLA TITS are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Gorilla TITS Jet Fuel TITS Super Sour Diesel Nine Pound Hammer Blue Dream Bubba Kush Hawaiian Royal Chem Scout Premium Banjo Purple…
JUNGLE BOY OG flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Heady Club DC! The full list of flower gifts available today include: Runtz Super Glue Classic Cookies Lemon Tree Jungle Boy OG Fruit Loop Do-si-dos Headband Pink Starburst
Longtime I71 fan favorite Green Kings DC is back, baby! Today they’ve got the indica Zkittles, pictured above, along with: White Fire OG (Sativa) Wedding Cake (Hybrid) Master Kush (Indica) Pre ’98 Bubba Kush (Indica) Review: T.I.T.S. X More Green Kings Photos!
JET FUEL TITS are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Jet Fuel TITS Super Sour Diesel Nine Pound Hammer Blue Dream Bubba Kush Hawaiian Royal Chem Scout Premium Banjo Purple Punch…
PEANUT BUTTER BREATH flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at District Chiefers! Other flowers available today include: Sativa Tangie Cookies Sour Diesel Lemon Sour Snowman Hybrid Peanut Butter Breath Runtz Classic Cookies (GSC) Gelato 45 Gelato 33 Super Glue Mint Cookies Indica…
Happy Friday, baby! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (and pick-up!) service Dope City Supreme have LEMON OG flowers to share with you, pictured above. I’ve also included a shot of their GELATO below along with the rest of your gift options from Dope City today: Review: Platinum…
PURPLE BERRY PUNCH flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Kimbo Slice Cherry Bomb Blackberry Lemonade Purple Berry Punch Grade A Banana Dream Sunset Sherbet Sweet Tooth Mendo Montage Top Shelf Chocolope Hawaiian Royal Head Wrecker White…
LEMON TREE flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Heady Club DC! The full list of flower gifts available today include: Runtz Super Glue Classic Cookies Lemon Tree Jungle Boy OG Fruit Loop Do-si-dos Headband Pink Starburst
Live Resin is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Picture above is Blue Cookies, which they are unfortunately out of, but they’ve got a bunch of other live resin gift options for you to choose from: Live Resin Gelato Trinity OG…
Fresh new batch of Super Glue NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Visit Bagged Buds’ site or call 202-505-7619 to schedule your appointment! Here’s today’s flower gift list to choose from: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
PLATINUM COOKIES flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Cappuccino Lemon Meringue Blue Dream Starfield Motor Breath Mandarin Chocolope Strawnana Headwrecker Cherry Premium Sunset Sherbet Sage & Sour Corey OG…
THCa Diamonds are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Picture above is the tasty Cherry AK strain. They’ve got several other gift options for you to choose from today, should concentrate tickle your fancy: THCa Diamonds Cherry AK Classic Cookies (GSC)…
CAPPUCCINO flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Cappuccino Lemon Meringue Blue Dream Starfield Motor Breath Mandarin Chocolope Strawnana Headwrecker Cherry Premium Sunset Sherbet Sage & Sour Corey OG Orange…
Happy Friday, baby! STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for pick-up or delivery from our friends at Cloud 9! Other flowers available from Cloud 9 today: Runtz (Hybrid) Bruce Banner (Sativa) Cookie Dough (Indica) Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
RUNTZ flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Heady Club DC! The full list of flower gifts available today include: Runtz Super Glue Classic Cookies Lemon Tree Jungle Boy OG Fruit Loop Do-si-dos Headband Pink Starburst
MANDERINE flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Here’s the list of flower gifts you can choose from today: Premium Cherry Manderine Starfield Strawnana Lemon Meringue Blackberry Lemonade Blue Dream Top Shelf Blackjack Gelato Motor Breath Cappucino Review: Blue Dream…
Green Label Grinders has JACK HERER flowers to share with you today! Green Label now offers Pickup AND Delivery. Whatever works best for you, snookums! You can set your appointment on their site here. Other available flowers include: Grandaddy Purple (Indica) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Jack Herer (Sativa) Lemon Haze…
I’ve done my diligence on the Apple Dabs vapes that District Chiefer is gifting in DC and they look legit to me. Apple Dabs a Prop 215 brand that sells to medical dispensaries in Cali. They’ve got a website, a strong social media presence, and I couldn’t find their packaging…
MIMOSA flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Hawaiian Royal Mendo Montage Banana Dream Trix 3 Kings Mimosa Motor Breath Headwrecker Chocolope MK Ultra Blackberry Lemonade Purple Kush Premium Orange…
STARFIELD flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Kimbo Slice Cherry Bomb Blackcherry Lemonade Starfield Grade A Banana Dream Sunset Sherbet Sweet Tooth Mendo Montage Top Shelf Chocolope Hawaiian Royal Head Wrecker White Fire #43 Premium MK…
Lemon Meringue flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Lemon Meringue Hawaiian Royal Mendo Montage Banana Dream Trix 3 Kings Mimosa Motor Breath Headwrecker Chocolope MK Ultra Blackberry Lemonade Purple…
Sherbet Punch flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at District Chiefers! Other flowers available today include: Limited Ghost OG Wedding Cake Exotics Zookies Gelato 45 Purple Punch Grandaddy Purp Sherbet Punch Black Magic Punch Premium Thin Mint Cookies Paris OG Sour Diesel…
Blue Cookies flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at DC TeaPad! Other flowers available today include: Ice Cream Cake Galactic Jack Lemon Star Dawg Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Super-popular sativa Bruce Banner is NOW AVAILABLE for pick-up or delivery from our friends at Cloud 9! You wanna know my secret, Cap? I’M ALWAYS HIGH. Hahaha! Other flowers available from Cloud 9 today: Runtz (Hybrid) Strawberry Shortcake (Sativa) Cookie Dough (Indica) Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Mimosa flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from Capitol Buds Delivery! They also have: Motor Breath Trix Sherbet Orange Cookies
Check out the new batch of Grandaddy Purp NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Visit Bagged Buds’ site or call 202-505-7619 to schedule your appointment! Here’s today’s flower gift list to choose from: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Kimbo Slice flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Kimbo Slice Cherry Bomb Blackcherry Lemonade Grade A Banana Dream Sunset Sherbet Sweet Tooth Mendo Montage Top Shelf Chocolope Hawaiian Royal Head Wrecker White Fire #43 Premium MK…
Sour Cheese OG is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Here’s today’s full menu: Review: Alien OG More Diamond City Photos!
Strawnana flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Cherry Strawnana Trix Blue Dream Motor Breath Sticky Monkey # 4 Mimosa Blue TITS Agent Orange Gelato 33 Premium Lemon Diesel Blue…
Strawnana flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Strawnana Trix Blue Dream Motor Breath Sticky Monkey # 4 Mimosa Blue TITS Agent Orange Gelato 33 Premium Lemon Diesel Blue TITS…
Happy Memorial Day Friday! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (and pick-up!) service Dope City Supreme have Blueberry Muffin flowers to share with you. Blueberry Muffin is a cross between the classic Blueberry strain and…Purple Panty Dropper? Sure, whatever, baby! Also available from Dope City today: Review: Platinum…
Trix flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! The full list of flower gifts available today include: Purple Punch Purple Kush Golden Lemon Mimosa Blue Dream Banjo Sticky Monkey #4 Sticky Monkey #1 Strawnana Blue TITS Motor Breath Orange Cookies…
Motor Breath #15 flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Pineapple Cream Cookies Black Cherry Soda Grade A Forbidden Fruit Alaskan Skunk Mendo Montage Bubba Kush Top Shelf Blue TITS Sour Purple TITS Blue Power Plant Skunk…
Wedding Cake (AKA Birthday Cake) is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Wedding Cake is a popular cross between Cherry Pie and Classic Cookies (AKA GSC). Visit Bagged Buds’ site or call 202-505-7619 to schedule your appointment! Here’s today’s full flower gift list to…
Classic Blue Dream flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Classic Blue Dream Russian Trainwreck Sour TITS Royal Hula Golden TITS Orange Crush Blue TITS Banjo Premium Gelato 33 Golden…
Royal Hula flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Bonus, check out their Golden TITS! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Russian Trainwreck Sour TITS Royal Hula Golden TITS Orange Crush Blue TITS Banjo Premium Gelato…
Barcelona Diesel is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Durban Helmet (Hybrid) Fat Purple Helmet (Hybrid) Barcelona Diesel (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid) Sour Cheese OG (Hybrid) Ghost…
Starduster flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at DC TeaPad! Starduster is a cross of Sour Diesel and Ms. Universe bred by Dynasty Genetics. Other flowers available today include: OG Bubba Kush Blue Cheese Sour Diesel Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Black Cherry Soda is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! Other flower gifts available today include: Platinum OG Super Glue Forbidden Fruit Sour OG Purple Punch Grape Jelly Bubba Kush Cheesecake 3 Kings Sticky Monkey #4 Alaskan Skunk Blue Power Plant Skunk Chem…
Pineapple Cream Cookies are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Pineapple Cream Cookies Black Cherry Soda Grade A Forbidden Fruit Alaskan Skunk Mendo Montage Bubba Kush Top Shelf Blue TITS Sour Purple TITS Blue Power Plant Skunk Chem…
AK Jager flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! This flower is a cross between classic cultivar AK-47 and Jager (or JGR) that exhibits a black licorice aroma similar to Jagermeister. Other gifts available today include: Limited AK Jager Williams…
Williams Wonder is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery and pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Check their website for today’s full gift list- here’s the link.
Happy Friday baby! Classic Jamaican sativa Lambs Bread is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Hidden Leaf DC! Also available today are Purple Punch & Skywalker Ask about their Roves!
Runtz flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for pick-up or delivery from our friends at Cloud 9! Other flowers available from Cloud 9 today: Blue Frost Cookie Dough Lemonade Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Grease Monkey flowers are NOW AVAILABLE from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp! This hybrid is a cross between powerhouse GG #4 and GSC offshoot Cookies & Cream. Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Berner Cookies Obama Kush Grease Monkey Grade A MPK Monster Jaeger Pine Cali Dog Sunset Sherbet…
Chem Scout flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from Capitol Buds Delivery! Here’s the rest of the today’s gift line-up for you to choose from: Lithium OG Gelato 33 Sticky Monkey #4 William Wonder Jon Snow Jaeger Chem Dawg Sunset Sherbet Cookies
Jon Snow flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Like our King of the North, these flowers also boast a noble heritage, a cross between Philly Sour Diesel and Jack the Ripper. Behold, The Three-Eyed Raven has revealed all the flowers available…
Check out these gorgeous Purple Dream flowers now available for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Purple Dream is a cross between the popular Blue Dream & Grandaddy Purp genetics. Here’s today’s flower gift list: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Banana Dream flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Banana Dream is a cross of Blue Dream and Banana Cheese. Here’s the full list of flowers available for pick up or delivery today: Limited Durban Skunk Kali Dog Blue Dragon Ice Queen…
Dragon’s Breath is NOW AVAILABLE from DC gift weed delivery service Up N Smoke DC! Dragon’s Breath is a cross between classics Jack Herer and Northern Lights. Perfect for binging GoT or screaming about last week’s episode on the interwebs. We can do whatever you like, baby! Here’s today’s complete…
Happy Double Friday! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service Pinnacle Product have Zookies flowers to share with you today. Zookies is a cross between Animal Cookies & Original Glue. Other flowers available today include: Purple Lambo Yeti Glue Review: Purple Lambo
Happy Friday, baby! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad have Ice Cream Cake flowers to share with you today. Other flowers available today include: Jack Herer Sour Blue Nebula Slurricane Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Black Rhino flowers are NOW AVAILABLE from our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Key Lime (Sativa) Skunk Mango (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Black Rhino (Hybrid) Mint…
Holy Grail Kush is NOW AVAILABLE from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp! This hybrid is a cross between Kosher Kush and OG #18. Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Berner Cookies Moontang Motor Breath Wish Mountain Space Cake Cinderella 99 Grade A MPK Monster Jaeger Pine Cali Dog Top…
Hippie Crippler flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Hippie Crippler is a cross of Blue Satellite with the classic Dutch coffeehouse staple AK-47. Here’s the full list of flowers available for pick up or delivery today: Limited Hippie Crippler Durban Skunk…
Check out these delicious Lemon Cake flowers now available for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Lemon Cake is a sativa cross of Lemon Skunk (one of my favorites!) and the UK’s most recognized contribution to cannabis genetics, Cheese. More goodies are available! Here’s what’s on tap…
Gelato 33 flowers (pictured above) are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Gelato 33 is a special cut of this cross between Sunset Sherbet & Thin Mint Cookies (GSC) that leans heavily toward its Cookies parentage. FYI- Gelato 33 is only available from…
Double down on BlackJack, available today from our friends at DC gift weed delivery (and pick-up!) service Dope City Supreme! BlackJack is a cross of two cannabis heavyweights (and personal favorites), sativa Jack Herer and indica Black Domina. Also available from Dope City today: Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City…
There’s a bunch of cannabis breeders out there having as much fun with TITS as I am, apparently, cuz it’s getting mixed with everything. Case in point! Nice TITS, pictured above, is a cross with the popular Mr. Nice indica. PS if you want more info on strain names, check…
Happy Friday, baby! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad have Classic Cookies (aka GSC) to share with you today. Other flowers available today include: Galactic Animal GMO Cookies Lemon Gelato Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Pineapple Express flowers (above) are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! FYI- Select Co-Op has a new pick-up location with its own separate menu. I’ve listed both below, Pick-Ups first: PICK-UP MENU Gelato 33 Purple Punch MK Ultra Sticky Monkey #4 Blue Dream…
HAPPY 420 BABY!!! You want deals? I got deals!!! Here’s my favorites: HashApp Free Infused Cake Pops with every meet up! TWO Free Prerolls with every Ounce! Dope City Supreme Dope City’s entire menu is buy one get one half off today! And they’re throwing a party tonight. Get on…
HAPPY 420 BABY!!! Omg I had the best time hanging out with this bachelorette party in Maui last night. The best. Oh right, you don’t know where I am, do you? I’ve been in Hawaii the past couple weeks checking out their medical dispensaries. Reviews soon!!! The photo is Golden…
Happy Friday! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service Pinnacle Product has Escobar’s Gold flowers to share with you this 420 Eve from their Private Reserve selection along with Orange Blossom Cookies, pictured below. Schedule your appointment today! Review: Purple Lambo
Happy 420 Eve, baby! DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Lemon Ripper to share with you today. If you’re lucky, you might find them at National Cannabis Festival tomorrow giving out samples! Other flowers available today include: Cookies & Cream Rainbow Candy Sour Tangie Review: AK-47…
Canamelo is one of my favorite gift weed delivery services in DC for several reasons. What you’re actually buying is non-infused candy, for one, and candy is super-useful for bribing unruly children to steal things around your neighborhood, so you don’t have to go to Giant as often. Like, I…
Purple Animal Cookies are now available for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Plenty more where that came from, baby, check it: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Sour Thai is now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has to share with you today: Limited Sour Thai Blue Dragon Lemon Diesel Shitzu Kush J1 MPK Monster Conspiracy Kush Clementine Diamond OG…
Meet the Mendo Purple Kush Monster! Now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op. Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has to share with you today: Limited Purple Thunder Orange Crush Shitzu Kush J1 Birthday Cake Grape Inferno MPK Monster…
Check out the Super Blue Nebula flowers from gift weed delivery service Spaced Out DC! And they’ve got plenty more gifts where that came from- here’s today’s list: Purple PunchDiamond OGPineappleShiatsu KushRuthless OGGolden LemonAlien Berry KushRainbow KushDyno BreathPurple CandyBlack WaterMendo Purple Kush MonsterPineapple JaegerJ1OG TITSPennywiseBlue SkunkLemon KushClementineBirthday CakeSour TITSOGOrange CookiesTriangle…
Happy Double Friday, baby! DynoBreath is now available from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Cinex Purple Punch Rainbow Kush DynoBreath MPK/Monster Squirrel Bait Chocolope Hades Lemon Kush Chem Scout Highlander OG Sticky Monkey #4 Super Glue Headband Sage N’ Sour Pineapple Kush Grape Inferno…
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Mr Sugar to share with you. Mr Sugar is a cross of Mr Nice and Sugar Cookies. Other flowers available today include: Jack Herer Mr Dankness (Mr Nice x Rare Dankness) Banana Cream Pie Review: AK-47…
There’s still a little bit of these Cookies & Cream flowers from Bagged Buds available if you hurry! Bagged Buds offers delivery and pick-up service in Washington DC- visit them online to set your appointment. No need to fret if you miss out on the Cookies & Cream! They’ve got…
Blue Diesel flowers are now available from our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Thin Mints Trainwreck OG Silver Haze Review: Alien OG More Diamond City Photos!
Agent Orange is now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited Blueberry Muffin Agent Orange Lemon Bomb Sticky Monkey #4 J1 Birthday Cake Grape Inferno MPK…
Agent Orange is now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited Blueberry Muffin Agent Orange Lemon Bomb Birthday Cake J1 Pineapple Jaeger Grape Inferno MPK Monster…
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has the classic Jack Herer sativa to share with you! Other flowers available today include: Orange Cindy OG Kush Cookie Glue Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
After last year’s Farm Bill, everybody’s hustling to get a piece of the newly legal hemp industry. My grandmama wants to grow hemp! Hemp is different from marijuana because you can’t get THC from it. Well, you can, but only a tiny bit. You can get plenty of CBD, though!…
We’ll get you over that Hump Day, baby! How about some pretty Rainbow Kush, now available for delivery or pick-up from our friends at DC Green Kings? Here’s all the flowers they have for you to choose from today: Rainbow Kush Purple Punch White Walker Bubba Kush Blackberry Cobbler Do…
We’re goin Two for Tuesday, baby! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (and pick-up!) service Dope City Supreme have these pretty Sticky Monkey flowers to share with you! Also available from Dope City today: Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos!
Check out the Pineapple Jaeger now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full selection of flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited J1 Agent Orange Pineapple Jaeger Squirrel Bait Black Diamond OG Blue Dragon MPK…
Squirrel Bait flowers are now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s all the flower gifts Select Co-Op has for you to choose from today: Limited Sour Cookies Grape Inferno Orange Crush Squirrel Bait Presidential Kush Black Diamond OG Spacecake Pineapple Jaeger…
Happy Friday everybody! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Sour Blue Nebula flowers to share with you, pictured above. Other gifts available today include: Champagne Sweet Plum Cookies OG Chocolope Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Fresh, lovely new batch of Sunset Sherbet now available for delivery or pick-up in DC from Bagged Buds! Visit them online to set your appointment. Here’s all the flowers they have to share with you today: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Check out Trainwreck OG, now available from our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Other flowers available today: Blue Cheese Purple Ayahuasca Billy Kimber OG Animal G4 Wedding Cake Review: Alien OG More…
Blueberry Muffin flowers are now available for delivery (and pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! The photo above is au naturale totally unassisted lighting by the way- these flowers are really that purple. Also available from Select Co-Op today: Limited Blueberry Muffin Sour TITS Orange Crush…
First up for Saturday we got Wedding Cake! These flowers are available today from weed delivery service Hidden Leaf DC. You can set your appointment online or call 202-750-3194. They also have: Skywalker Purple Punch Sour OG Sundae Driver Reviews: King Kong and Grandma’s Cookies More Hidden Leaf Photos!
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Citrus Sap flowers to share with you, pictured above. Other gifts available today include: Blue Power Do-si-dos Purple Amnesia Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery service Spaced Out DC have this cross of Grandaddy Purp and Gas Mask to share with you! And you know Spaced Out always has a huge gift selection for you to choose from. Here’s what’s on tap: Purple PunchDiamond OGCookiesPurple CandyRuthless OGHash…
It’s time to look at TITS again, hooray! The heavily trichomed TITS have taken the cannabis world by storm. You can find all sorts of TITS this season- Blue TITS, Purple TITS, Alien TITS… it’s just like Total Recall! Today we’re looking at the Sour TITS I got from new…
The second half of today’s double-header is the flavor of the season, Purple Punch! This brilliant-hued sample comes from DC gift weed delivery service HashApp who we reviewed last week. Other flowers available today include: Cinex Rainbow Kush MPK/Monster Corey OG Sticky Monkey #4 Three Kings Sour Kush Zkittlez Platinum…
We’re doin’ tw-tw-Two for Tuesday, baby! First up is this gorgeous Lemon OG from Bagged Buds’ exclusive flower gift selection. Available for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC! Here’s the full list of gifts available today: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
New DC gift weed delivery service Select Co-Op has Thunderbird Rose flowers to share with you today! Other available gifts include: Space Cake Orange Crush Hell’s Angel Sage & Sour Chem Dawg Cherry Cookies Lemon Kush SFV OG Green Jaeger Purple Diesel Kosher Sherbet OG Kush Sour Purple
Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have Sticky Monkey flowers (pictured above) to share with you! See you in the Clouds, baby!
Happy Double Friday, baby! DC organic food (and gift weed!) delivery service Wifey Treats has Lemon Sugar Kush to share with you today, pictured above, along with: Review: Wedding Cake More Wifey Treat Photos!
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has three different OG varieties to share with you: DeadHead OG Platinum OG SFV (San Fernando Valley) OG plus classic sativa Sour Diesel! the photo above is actually the Lemon Banana Sherbet from last week. Sure is…
Ready for some buds to go with this beautiful day, baby? Here’s today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Dope City Supreme. They’ve also got a new line of CBD gifts in, keep scrollin’!
Today we’ll be looking at a new DC gift weed delivery service called HashApp. They’re not really an app, so don’t worry, you don’t have to download anything to your phone and worry about a team of rogue cybernetic black-op squads tracking you down for wetwork contracts between metaplot episodes…
DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds has Biscotti flowers to share with you today! This indica-dominant hybrid would make a delightful companion to a nice latte during the daytime or a treat all by itself in the evening. Or maybe with a cupcake. I know, I’m so…
Welcome to the Jungle, baby! You’re gonna get friiiiiiiiiiiied! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery are sure to whet your Appetite for Destruction with this Blue Cheese! Also available today are Purple Diesel, Animal G4, & Purple Punch. You can visit Diamond…
DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Kali Mist flowers to share with you! If this sparkly, classic sativa isn’t quite your speed tonight, no worries, DC TeaPad also has Purple Power Plant, Classic Cookies, and Lemon Banana Sherbet. Thank goodness we live in a part of…
DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds has some excellent Purple Candy to share with you today! It’s a little bit Purp! It’s a little bit sweet! And sure to please unicorns, centaurs, and pegasus alike, but they’ve got plenty of other goodies available for you. If you…
In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…
Hey, Spring! Anytime you’re ready, bud, I am tired of the cold and wanna run around in cut-off short-shorts already. At least we have Lava Cookies to keep us warm! Available today from our friends at DC weed delivery service Canamelo along with Peanut Butter Breath and Sour Cookies flowers.…
Mendo Breath Delivery in Washington, DC Mon-Thurs 11am-11pm Fri-Sat 11am-2am. I can’t believe Bryce Harper signed with the Phillies. That’s a real turn of the knife, that is. But let’s show a little class and refrain from chucking our bobblehead collections at him when he visits. After all, weed’s legal…
Purple Punch Delivery & Pick-Ups Washington, DC Mon-Thurs 11am-7pmFri-Sat 11:30am-9:30pmSun 11am-7pm Happy Saturday, baby! Check out these gorgeous Purple Punch flowers that Spaced Out DC has to share with you today! Purple Punch is a cross of Larry OG and Ken Estes’ seminal Grandaddy Purp. This indica is totally…
You don’t have to wait until the dreadful annual reminder of your own fading mortality by friends and family to enjoy this Birthday Cake, baby! Available today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad along with Hazy Jones and Blueberry (Jack the) Ripper. Review: AK-47…
Check out the Blueberry OG our friends at DC weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme have to share with you! Here’s today’s complete list of available flower gifts from Dope City: Read my reviews of Dope City Supreme’s Platinum Gelato and GG #1 gifts or click here for every…
Gentleman Toker knows how to turn those blustery Monday frowns upside down, baby! Check out this Grape Punch from DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds. It smells delicious and will make you forget all about splitting atoms or writing spreadsheets or whatever it is you do to fund…
Happy Saturday, my warbling, wassailing wildebeests! Today our friends at DCvgift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have these Blueberry Kush flowers to share with you! PS they also do pick-ups. Other gifts available today include Green Fairy, Afgoo, Lemonade, Master Kush, and Berry White. Schedule your appoint now and we’ll see you in…
2019 and we are still finding new brands eager to enter DC’s frenzied fray of gift weed delivery & pick-up services, each determined to be faster, better, and more unique than those that came before. Pinnacle Product sells collectibles like sets of die-cast cars but they don’t need really need…
Say aloha to Kona everybody! This strain’s genetics originally hail from the Big Island in Hawaii but you can sacrifice them in your personal glass volcano here in DC courtesy of gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad! Also available today are Sour Diesel, Granola Funk, and U.K. classic Cheese!…
Hello, sunshine! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Blue Cookies (above photo and close-up below) to share with you! Also available today are Platinum Bubba, Animal G4, Purple Punch, Banana OG and Wedding Cake. You can visit Diamond City on the web…
Now that the beautiful snow is just a bunch of slush, our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds can bring you weed gifts, hooray! Today they have much-ballyhooed Mac flowers, pictured above, along with a bunch of other gifts for you to choose from. Oh, right! Be sure…
With so many gift weed delivery services filling the space left behind when Congress interfered with DC’s plans for a retail tax and sale program, brands are always looking for ways to stand out from the competition. How about fresh, all-organic food delivered right to your door from Wifey Treats…
Happy Saturday! Today our friends at gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have Green Fairy flowers to share with you, aka the popular sativa Green Crack, but I’m changing it cuz mine’s objectively better and it doesn’t make me think of that time that I mistakenly let this cable guy into…
Oh, this is a particularly joyous Friday, my ferocious, feral frogmen! The weather’s beautiful, the government is gonna stay open for a while (at least long enough to get your resume over to Amazon), and no doubt best news of all, gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad has Super…
Ah, February 14th and love, love is in the air…no, wait sniff sniff THAT’S WEED! LOTS AND LOTS OF WEED! This Valentine’s Day our friends at DC gift weed delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some choice Starfield flowers (pictured above) to share with you along with so many different strains you…
Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! Did you forget??? Not to worry, my hopeful Romeos, our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme anticipated exactly this scenario and stocked the shelves with enough Roses, Candles, and Bath Bombs to fuel a localized population surge tomorrow. Naturally, the gifts…
The Gentleman’s back with just the cure for those sleety snowy rainy Monday blues, baby! FURRY PARTY!!! Whoops, heheh, wrong website. What I meant to say was ‘stay inside and snack on this super frosty Lemon Meringue’ available today from DC’s favorite candlestick-makers (and gift weed delivery service!) Illuminate DC. They…
It’s cooooold outside, baby! Stay warm and extra toasty inside with classic Cookies flowers from DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9! I wouldn’t say not to some hot cocoa either. I don’t suppose you have any marshmallows to go with? Possibly cut out into fun muppet shapes? Yeah, sure,…
YAY FRIDAY! Lumbergh and his TPS reports can hit bricks this weekend, baby, you’re gonna be busy couch-surfing with these gorgeous Mr. Dankness (Mr. Nice x Rare Dankness) flowers from gift weed delivery service DC TeaPad! Also available today are Mr. Sugar (Mr. Nice x Sugar Cookies) and Blueberry AK- pictures below! Review:…
Today our friends at gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Platinum Bubba (above photo) to share with you! Also available today are Wedding Cake, Animal Glue, and Zkittles. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien OG More…
Positively jubilant news, my pernicious pack of phantasmic piranha! Hidden Leaf DC has expanded and is now available in NYC! Whether you’re roaming the Nation’s Capital or the Big Apple, the jonin of the Hidden Leaf are holding you down with high quality buds like the classic Skywalker OG flowers…
Only good vibes pass thru this Gas Mask, baby! It won’t help you cross the Radioactive Zone, of course, but after a fat blunt your second head will chill out and then you can concentrate on hunting the flesh of your fellow humanoids instead of bickering with each other, so…
Merry Super Bowl’s Eve, everybody! Schedule your appointment with I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 before the game so you don’t have to miss a single commercial getting up to answer the door! Today they have Blackberry Kush flowers to share with you today (pictured above) along with White Tahoe Cookies, Afgoo, and Classic Cookies.…
Soak up those sexy thirty-five degree temperatures while you can, mijos, the Polar Vortex approacheth! That sounds crazy scary. What if it never goes away? What if it’s the beginning of a new Ice Age in our own backyards the day after tomorrow? I bet you’ll feel bad for driving a…
Happy Saturday, mes amis! Today our friends at I71 delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some sparkly Presidential Kush marijuana flowers (pictured above). to share with you! If that don’t float your boat, Cap’n, well I’m sure we can find something on this nearly Baskin Robbins-sized list of gifts that will. If variety…
WOOOOO BABY YEAH! A deal has been reached to end the shutdown and we got three, count ’em three hot hot weeks of government-funded action comin’ at ya, baby! Hey, I’m just glad that so many of our friends and neighbors are getting back to work before we started outfitting…
Check out these pretty Pineapple Mango Kush flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! Our amigos buenos at DCD also have Glookies, High School Sweeheart, and these Purple Headband flowers to share with you today! You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via…
I got an email this weekend from one of my newsletter subscribers that is a conservative(?) and wasn’t to cuss me out (!?!) They had decided to write their Republican delegate for not supporting marijuana legalization and wanted to share their letter with me. They literally threatened to vote Democrat…
I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 has some B-A-U-tiful Tre OG flowers to share with you today, pictured above, along with Super Glue, Burmese Kush, White Tahoe Cookies, Afgoo, and Mango flowers. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
So I was at the bar the other night (cuz there’s no where for stoners to congregate without worry of raids. Plus, I remember very clearly from when we could, they were total sausage fests) and this cute girl is eavesdropping a bit and sidles up to the conversation I…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the Purple Headband flowers pictured above along with Glookies, Pineapple Mango Kush, High School Sweetheart, Fortune Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Platinum Cookies. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Platinum Widow and Silver Kush gifts. Oh! If you need some walking-around joints, check out Dope City’s DC 5 Pack. Get a dozen and stash em in your bug-out…
In further evidence that we are living in the classiest timeline, today college football champion Clemson Tigers were invited to our fair city to dine at the White House, but since the cooking staff is furloughed, Russia’s Bottom Bitch served up a platter of Wendy’s and McDonald’s instead. GASP! How…
Stock up on flowers now before the snow gets here! As always, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got exactly what you need to stay extra-toasty this weekend. No, not Snuggies. That is a fabulous idea, though, ten points for Hufflepuff! I meant they have these tasty Runtz…
Oooh, I got a goodie from the wayback bin for you guys, today! Have a listen to Starsailor’s 2005 opus On the Outside. Super solid all around, full of melodies and harmonies and such, you’ll like it. FYI, I have updated this post to remove the offensive jokes about metal enthusiasts,…
Week 3 of the shutdown and I’m starting to panic. Hello??? Who is governing me, please??? I’M NOT S’POSED TO BE ALONE THIS LONG! Desperate for some semblance of bureaucratic normalcy during the shutdown, I’ve turned to binging Parks & Rec on Netflix. I think it was a huge mistake…
Our government may be shut down, DC’s vaunted museums may be shuttered, our national parks slowly turning into landfills because people are just the absolute worst (I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords), but you can count on our friends at I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 to brighten your gray…
It’s the first Friday of 2019, baby! This is the year it all changes. Flying cars. Robot maids. Unredacted, irrefutable proof of the existence of Transformers. It’s gonna be sa-weeeeeet! And just how are you planning to celebrate, hmm? How’s about some sultry Lava Cakes, pictured above, now available from…
Oooh, have you guys watched Black Mirror: Bandersnatch yet? I loved the Choose Your Own Adventure gimmick. The first time thru. Then I get bored. Cuz it’s also a game somehow? But one you can’t really win, unless SPOILER ALERT you consider putting out a 2.5 star game without killing…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the beautiful, locally grown Sour Cream flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Red Headed Stranger. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Le bon temps roule, baby!…
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!! Hope y’all had a blast. I spent mine locked in a dark room fighting demons, naturally. Don’t be jelly! It’s literally the only way I can get off these days. Actually, considering it’s the only holiday I did that this year, it’s pretty good progress! Speaking…
Have you heard Palace Winter’s Nowadays yet? Definitely my favorite album of 2018 and the most impressive sophomore effort I’ve heard in a long while. So many bands fail to recapture their original spark in their second album, but Nowadays feels like discovering a new city with an old friend. The…
Congrats, baby, you made it to Friday! Now that the in-laws are gone and the kids have already broken their noisiest toys, you can finally kick back, spark a jay, and watch Bird Box on Netflix. I dunno if it’s a great movie, but I love me some apocalypse and…
Christmas is gone but we still got plenty trees under the tree, baby! Metaphorically, of course, I don’t have an actual tree in my house because trees belong outside, obviously, circulating what little oxygen will remain when the rainforests have been razed into boats for the impending WaterWorld sequel, unless…
Hope y’all had a great holiday! Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blueberry Kush and Pineapple Flash gifts. Oh! Remember to get yourself one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints,…
We are doing one more weed giveaway in 2018 and it’s a doozy, baby! I’m giving out not one, not two, but EIGHT FREE QUARTERS this Friday! Kinda sad, this is gonna be the last free weed giveaway we run here at GTHQ. Thank you guys so much for signing…
Only a couple more days to stock up on cannabis to make your visit with in-laws and other people’s children more tolerable, friends. Stock up now! Don’t go emailing me at ten o’clock on Christmas Eve asking where the weed’s at! I’ll be on the roof staking out Saint Nick…
Ok, so I’ve gone ahead and solved the whole ‘government shutdown’ thingy y’all were worried about. See, a wall is an incredibly dumb idea that only fills the pockets of ol’ Donny’s contracting buddies. But if you take those $5 Bs and you invest ’em in additional Border Patrol agents,…
Ah, another government shutdown looms. What could be more fun than A Christmas Purge? It’ll be just like Fortnite IRL! Plus I’ve already got my own dance! But I can’t show you til the patent is approved, Epic ain’t jackin’ this sweet GT joint like they did Carlton. It’s very sexy,…
Ho ho ho, baby! Today our friends at I71 delivery fave Spaced Out DC have backed the sleigh up with more so many gifts to share with all the adults 21+ who have been so very, very good this year! And you have, haven’t you? You run the maze, you get…
Tis the season to be jolly, so let’s deck the halls with buds of Platinum Kush! Available today from our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds, falalalalala. I keep trying to play the song in my head but I only downloaded the Flintstones commercial version, apparently, cuz…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery & pick-up fave PuffPuff DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The…
Awww yeah, you ready to get riggity-riggity-wrecked? Trainwreck, pictured above, now available for delivery from our friends at Cloud 9 along with Blue Cookies, Super Glue, Burmese Kush, and Super Blue Dream flower gifts. And don’t >uuurp< don’t forget the OG Prerolls, Morty! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Happy Friday to all my dancing ladies, leaping lords, and beyond! Partridges? Pear trees? So 18th century, baby, and your one true love deserves that hotness. Not to fret, turtledoves, I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad has gifts aplenty! Today they’ve got Race Fuel, Blue Dream, Blueberry Haze, and the Double…
Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have some gorgeous Grandaddy Purp to share with you! Even better, they exhibit the classic Purp smell we wuvv so much- rich, warm, a bit spicy…mmm. That’s the stuff, baby! If I were a stoner, which I am, I’d be…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The…
May I interrupt your Super Smash Bros binge for a moment with these Super Blue Dream flowers from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? They also have Blue Cookies, Super Glue and Burmese Kush gifts to share with you today. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Mimosa and Vanilla Kush. And don’t…
Welcome to the weekend, baby! Just in time, too. Between the office, the holidays, the kids…who has time to grow their own marijuana? Thankfully, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got you covered with gifts galore this most stressful season. Today they’ve got Animal Cookies, Grease Monkey,…
Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have the classic sativa Sour Diesel to share with you, extra-frosty, just the way you like ’em, baby. And there’s plenty more strains where that came from- schedule an appointment for your own gift today! Cuz I don’t know…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Cloud 9! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply…
Don’t let those grey clouds get ya down, amigo! Today you can get Burmese Kush (pictured above) from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 along with Blue Cookies and the Super Glue I showed you last week. Plus there’s a new season of MST3K on Netflix! You’re gonna need all three to survive…The Gauntlet! It’s pretty…
Happy Friday, baby! Kick your weekend off with a slice of this gorgeous Wedding Cake from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad. Doesn’t that look scrumptious? Today’s gift selection also includes Blueberry Haze, Forbidden Fruit, and White Light (White Widow x Northern Lights). Enjoy! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
While you’re out getting gifts for all the Whos in your Whoville, don’t neglect to get one for yourself, honey! You deserve something nice, you’ve been awfully good this year. Well, other than The Incident with The Neighbors, but the siding was replaced months ago and Bob’s limp is hardly…
We’ll have to call you Dorothy if you win this week’s giveaway, cuz Dope City Supreme is sending you off to see the Wizards! All you have to do for your chance to win one of their hot new DC 5 Packs of individually-sealed prerolled joints PLUS two tickets to see…
Support your I71 gifters this Small Business Saturday like Cloud 9 instead of going outside where it’s raining and cold to drive to the mall to fight for a parking spot to pick over the carcasses of yesterday’s sales and wait in endless lines and buy too many cream-filled pretzels,…
Why risk getting curb-stomped at Wal-Mart over a $99 tablet when you can relax at home where it’s warm and you can get weed delivered from your favorite I71 gifters? That’s right, baby, it’s a Black Friday Extravaganja!!! DC TeaPad Skywalker OG, Rocket Fuel, Petrol on Fire GET 15% OFF…
Turkey, check. Potatoes, check. Weed? Wait, I thought you were bringing the weed, man! No worries, you still have time to hit up I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs for flower gifts like the Purple Punch pictured above. They’ve also got Exotic Prerolls on deck if you’re (understandably) too…
There’s still time to get weed before the in-laws arrive, but you better hurry! Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have some pretty Blue Gelato flowers (pictured above) along with Candy Kush and the Gelato 33 I showed you last week. Now that you got some…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 20th reply received this week wins a pair of holiday…
Kick back and relax this weekend with Exotic Prerolls, now available in a veritable smorgasbord of your favorite flavors from I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs! Should you wish to roll your own, presented here is today’s flower list for your consideration, dear patron: SATIVA SourLope HYBRID Mega Wellness Biscotti…
Gotta love a snow day immediately followed by a warm day that melts the heck out of it. It’s like a considerate guest cleaning up after themselves and making the bed before they leave and everything. Awww. Well now I feel bad for questioning their allegiance to Yog-Shoggoth, loudly, as…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes Cherry Pie, Sunset Sherbet, and the Gelato flowers above. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Bon appetit, baby! Review: Alien OG More Diamond City Photos!
The Gentleman is a Marvel guy. Never really been into DCU other than Batman, but who doesn’t like Gotham’s Dark Knight? There’s a popular theory that part of the appeal is that, behind the mask, fancy gadgets, and nipple suit, Batman is human. You could be Batman, is the idea,…
Have yourself a gander at this exceptional batch of Gelato #33 available today from our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds! Beautiful, frosty, with a refined aroma, these flowers are leaving DC fast, like Bryce Harper fast, like Crystal City housing prices post-Amazon fast, like, like, very fast, man,…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave DC Green Kings! All you have to do for your chance to win HALF A FRIKKIN OUNCE TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 20th…
WARNING: BLUE COOKIES ARE EXTREME GAS. HANDLE KNOWING THAT EVERYONE ON THE SUBWAY IS LOOKING AT YOU. YES THEY CAN SMELL IT. I CAN SMELL IT FROM THE INTERNET, SON. Seriously, these Blue Cookies flowers have fill-the-room, blow-up-your-spot pungency. Get on the Blue Cookies from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 right…
Well, my star-children, it has been a week, wouldn’t you say? Congrats to Michigan for legalizing adult-use sales wooooo! And to Utah for passing medical marijuana. Don’t forget about decriminalization measures passing in fourteen Wisconsin counties and five Ohio cities. We see you baby! And progressive cannabis-first voters awkward hate/teeth-clenching…
Noble lords and gentle ladies of District Prime, may I present to you the Royal Kush! Just in from our one of our favored I71 delivery gifters, Da DoGooders, this indica boasts an elegant aroma and potency that will have your retinue high as horses. Other gifts available today from…
The Gentleman is holding off on his plan to escape America in an UP-style balloon house. It sounded fun at first, but the logistics of getting flowers from Spaced Out DC delivered to my humble skypad provide a challenge, plus I gotta get all my helium from Ivory Coast pirates…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Illuminate DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of the happy Hippy Crippler flowers pictured above TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send…
Halloween is over but you know the Gentleman has plenty of treats left in his bag, baby! How ’bout the classic cannabis cultivar AK-47 (above), available today from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? Also available today are Blue Cookies, Pina Colada Frosty, Animal Cookies, and White OG. FYI, there’s an…
Happy Friday, baby! Now you can finally relax and nurse that hangover from Wednesday. Well, whose bright idea was it to chase Fireball with Goldschlager? Oh, right, mine. My bad. How ’bout I make it up to you with some truly fine, frosty, stinky Sticky Monkey from I71 delivery fave…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! You’re not gonna let a little thing like Wednesday get in the way of a good time, are you? Our friends at I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs (back with a swank new site), like helpful Igors, eagerly await the order to throw that switch and turn…
A ghastly greetings to you on this fine Devil’s Night, my garrison of gnarled ghouls and garish grotesqueries! No reason to delay the festivities until tomorrow- you can get your monsters mashing today with flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds. Their classic Super Silver Haze flowers are…
Halloween weekend continues, baby! Guitar riff!!! Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave GoodSmoke420, like Alien OG, Purple Crack, or the Kandy Kush above, wa-laah. Schedule your appointment today so you’re all set for me to come trick-or-treating! You’ll know it’s me cuz I’ll be dressed like Constantine, of course. That’s…
WOOO! YEAH! You ready for the best Friday on the frickin’ calendar, baby? Halloween weekend!!! Oh, squee!!! And there’s no new season of Stranger Things to keep you or me (me) on the couch, neither. I mean, that Christine McConnell show is kinda rad if you’re into, like, a modern,…
Virginia’s first retail CBD store, District Hemp, celebrates their One Year Anniversary this weekend, so what better time to drop by and check out all the new goodies? FYI, the official ribbon-cutting is on Friday at 1pm in Manassas. All District Hemp’s house lines will be discounted 15% Friday and Saturday,…
Ohmagerrrd this election cycle is waaaay too tense. Are you tense? I’m tense, man. Why didn’t George Soros tell the globalist cabal to hold the migrant caravan until after the elections? Unless they’re trying to get the Trump admin to lock up little kids again right before we vote? Why,…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Hidden Leaf DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th…
DC TeaPad’s Platinum Cookies aren’t just another sparkly face. This hybrid has a phenomenal nose, sugary and cinnamony and YUM. Get your gift now before they’re all gone! Also available from this I71 delivery fave is the classic sativa-dominant hybrid Blue Dream and indica-dominant hybrid Silverback Gorilla. Ooh, that sounds…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blackberry Kush and Bruce Banner gifts. You should probably pick up one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints, too, don’t you think? I always like to have…
FIRE IN THE BOWL!!! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is their gorgeous signature strain Grape Grenades (above) along with Vanilla Gelato, Sour Diesel, and Wedding Cake flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Oh, right! As…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply…
Lumbergh can run his own damn TPS reports, it’s Friday, baby! Time to kick up your feet and fire up the Fire OG (above), now available from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad. They also have Gelato, San Fernando Valley OG, and Trap Star flower gifts to choose from, so you can…
Today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 includes the White OG flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Double Blue Dream, Pina Colada Frosty, and Animal Cookies. Cloud 9 delivers, so you don’t have to go out in this bleh weather. But if you do, Bob…
The latest gem from the Green Label Grinders I71 garden is this Lemon Haze (sativa) pictured above, but if that ain’t your speed, don’t worry ’bout a thing, Keanu. Not only do they have plenty of pretty flowers for you to choose from, but they offer the flexibility of pickup and…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 pick-up & delivery fave Diamond City Delivery! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter.…
Dream no more, baby, your weekend estas aqui with the beautiful Sueno flowers pictured above, available today from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad along with Platinum Cookies and Sour Kosher gifts! I already went outside and got my bud so I get to stay inside and binge Queer Eye for the…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC Green Kings includes their new Blackberry Lemonade (pictured above) along with Do-si-dos, Forbidden Fruit, Blackwater, TITS, Platinum Bubba, Jagoo, Gelato, Platinum OG, Gorilla Cookies, Blueberry OG, Sticky Monkey #4, OG Chem, and Zkittles. Whew! That’s a long list. Time for a smoke break!…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply received…
Happy Friday, baby! Today, I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad is taking you down to Strawberry Fields (pictured above). They’ve also got Fire OG and Blue Cookies flower gifts in. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Strawnana and Sour Tangie! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Check out the Purple Punch NOW AVAILABLE from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! The full list of flower gifts available today is below for your perusal, my friend, at your convenience, of course. If you’d rather get your flowers rolled and ready to smoke, look no further than…
LET US SMOKE CAKE! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is the very popular Wedding Cake strain along with White Alien OG, Banana Do-si-dos, and God’s Green Crack flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
Say there, friend. You like the kinda person that could use a free ounce of weed, yeah? Who couldn’t, amirite? Well, the Gentleman is delighted to tell you that our dearest compadres at I71 delivery fave Canamelo have very generously put up enough Purple Tangie, pictured above (and quite purple,…
The weekend has officially arrived, baby! Today, your gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes the exciting cross pictured above, Cherry Diesel, along with Berry White and Silver Valley flowers. Oh! ICYMI, yours truly was quoted in this CNBC article about marijuana in DC this week. Sweet! What…
Happy Hump Day, baby! If you’re looking for a little pick-me-up to get you up and over, then check out your Wednesday flower gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds: SATIVA: Sour Diesel Agent Orange SFV OG HYBRID: Larry OG Sticky Monkey Sour OG OG Kush INDICA:…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. I know you’re feelin’ the need for speed, but slow up, Goose! The…
Happy Friday, baby! Your weekend gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes the classic cultivar Sensi Star (above) along with Platinum Cookies and Triangle OG flower gifts for your consideration, my esteemed friend. Happy choosing! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos! VISIT DC TEAPAD!
Alright, alright, the hurricane’s off (“What’s ‘e say?” “Sez ‘erricane’s off, mother.” “Oh, shame, and I had me nice poncho picked out an’ everythin.”), but you can still stock up on quality buds, my luvs. Just look at that pretty Purple Punch! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave…
OHMYGOD A HURRICANE’S A’COMIN’ Y’ALL!!! The news is all like FLORENCE: SHE’S GONNA MESS YOU UP. It sounds like we’re out of the Danger Zone but you’re gonna have a hard time getting bud delivered if the roads are flooded or you can’t charge your phone or- aghast! your in-laws from…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Dope City Supreme! All you have to do for your chance to win one of their hot new DC 5 Packs of individually-sealed prerolled joints PLUS an eighth of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up…
Your Saturday gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes StarDawg Guava, Blueberry Headband, and Candy Kush flowers (pictured above). Enjoy! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
The latest Washington I71 gifter to garner the Gentleman’s afflecktations, GoodSmoke420 has a deep selection of CBD and hemp-based medicine and beauty supplies- topicals, tinctures, soaps and so on, along with prerolled hemp joints- to go with traditional THC flowers. Heck, they’ve even got CBD for your dog. Yes, giving…
For the Gentleman who can’t be bothered with trivial details like rolling their own joints or choosing their flower gift but merely wants their weed, and wants it NOW, damn your eyes, and ready to smoke, too, I71 pick-up & delivery fave Dope City just rolled out their DC 5…
Look, up in the sky- is it a bird? A plane? No, it’s YOU, my mild-mannered reporters, with a little help from Superman OG, now available from I71 delivery & pickup fave Green Label Grinders! They also have Blackwater, Candyland, Do-si-dos, Grease Monkey, San Fernando Valley OG, Sticky Monkey #4, Somango,…
You made it to Labor Day weekend, baby, high five good job! Here, have a peek at the Platinum Jack from DC gift weed delivery service Joint Delivery Co. They categorize their flower gifts by effect to make your selection super easy- that frosty boi above is their ‘Awake’ gift. They’ve…
Check out the Jungle Punch that just arrived from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! They also have Jet Fuel, Fire OG, Grape Pie, and that StarDawg Guava I showed you last week. You can visit them on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
As if it weren’t hot enough already, here comes Canamelo with Inferno OG! But if you can’t stand the kitchen, baby, they’ve also got White Tahoe Cookies, Cherry Dream, and Rebel OG flower gifts available today. Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by my newest I71 delivery fave, GoodSmoke420! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast there, Mr. McLovin!…
Happy Friday! Your gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds includes Pink Cookies, SFV OG, Lamb Bread, Sour Diesel, Punch OG, Headband, Gorilla Cookies, Private Reserve OG, Sticky Monkey, and Zookies. For all my uptown girls (and downtown men- that’s what I am), the Gentleman suggests their…
Mmm, that StarDawg Guava looks good enough to eat, but don’t, cuz you can’t get high that way (I tried once). This pretty space island fruit just dropped from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery along with Jet Fuel, Headband, Super Sour Diesel, and Jungle Punch flowers! You can…
Just in time for the dog days of summer, Pineapple Haze is available today from a brand-spankin-new I71 delivery group, GoodSmoke420! They’ve also got Godzilla Glue and Nepalese flower gifts to choose from if you’re looking for a classic THC buzz, but check out their line of CBD gifts like…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery & pick-up faves, Trending Leafs! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too…
Your Friday gift selection from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 includes the Blackberry Gelato I showed you last week along with Pinot, Black Lime Reserve, and the Classic Cookies pictured above. Classic Cookies is what I call the cultivar formerly known as Girl Scout Cookies, cuz the Girl Scouts have…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Trending Leafs includes Do-si-dos, Zkittlez, Maui, Sunset Sherbet, Lemon OG, and pictured above, we have Mega Wellness! It just seemed right to bold a name like that. Mega Wellness. Like Max Power or Duke Thundercock. A bit on the nose, but when your flowers look-…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery & pick-up faves, Diamond City! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too…
Your Saturday gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme includes: TIER 1 White Cheese (above, Hybrid) Jack Herer (Sativa) Critical Kush (Indica) TIER 2 Mango Kush (Hybrid) Cinderella 99 (Sativa) Lemon Sour Diesel (Sativa) Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Happy Friday, baby! If you find your stash running a tad low, might I suggest DC gift weed delivery fave Cloud 9’s new Private Reserve gifts, like the trich-covered Blackberry Gelato (above) or Classic Cookies? Cloud 9 also has Orange Hill Special, Pinot, Star Cherry, Black Lime Reserve, and Sticky…
Sweet Robot Jesus, how is it only Wednesday? Well, worry not, my flock of seagulls, I71 delivery fave Pink Rabbit Collective has some beautiful Blackberry flowers (above) to help you get over the hump this week, along with Sour Diesel, OG Kush, Sour OG, Sweet Kush, and OG Cheese. Praise J35U5!…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by LOCAL’d! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast there, Peeta! The 10th reply received will win two bars…
The Future is here, baby, look how she sparkles! And it’s a hybrid, of course, just like the cyborgs we’ll all be forced to become if we intend to fend off an invasion of space bugs in the year of our Lord 2142. I, for one, welcome our new insect…
You made it to Friday, baby, congrats! Now, how ’bout some Pinot flowers from Cloud 9 to kick off your weekend, you classy bastard? Cloud 9 also has Golden Lemon SFV, Orange Hill Special, Star Cherry, Sticky Monkey, Skywalker OG, and Black Lime Reserve flower gifts available today. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Another hot drop from DC gift weed delivery fave Joint Delivery Co! JDC categorizes their flower gifts by effect to make your selection super easy- that sexy flower above is their ‘Balanced’ gift, Benevolence. They’ve also still got Paris OG (Relaxed) and Chocolope (Awake) pictured here, but they’re moving faster…
How does a fat slice of Grape Pie from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery sound to get you over Hump Day, baby? Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include: Citrus Clementine (Sativa) Blue Cookies (Indica) Phantom Cookies (Hybrid,…
Pardon the interruption in your regular review programming, friends, but I had to let y’all know about this High Octane OG that just dropped from I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds (pictured above). Their impressive selection of flower gifts also includes Pink Cookies, Incredible Hulk, Wedding Cake, Cherry Pie, Mendo Breath, Sunset…
Lawdy, look at those Sunday Mimosa flowers! My Summer Porch photo series is coming out quite nicely, if I do say so myself, which I do, and will. Anyway! This Sunday Mimosa is NOW AVAILABLE along with the Chocolope and Paris OG pictured below from I71 delivery fave Joint Delivery…
Happy Friday, baby! Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Star Cherry (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, Skywalker OG, Black Lime Reserve, and Jagermeister. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC Green Kings includes these classic Blue Dream flowers along with Hindu Kush, Peach Diesel, and Three Kings. If you’re not too picky and just want some awesome buds, check out their Indoor Surprise gift! Review: T.I.T.S. X More DC Green Kings Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Bagged Buds! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast, Sparky!…
Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Black Lime Reserve (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, Skywalker OG, Star Cherry, and Jagermeister. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
You made it to Friday, baby! Now you can kick back and enjoy this beautiful weather with some equally beautiful buds, like this Gelato from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery. Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include:…
You know nothing about these Jon Snow hybrid flowers from I71 delivery fave Dope City Supreme, but you could if you wanted, cuz just like our hero after Ygritte’s demise, it’s NOW AVAILABLE! Swoon, right? Anyway, Dope City also has Sled Dog and Black Diamond flowers in their Tier 1…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds includes the outstanding Blue Cookies pictured above along with Jet Fuel, Pink Cookies, OG Kush, Classic Cookies, Goji OG, Agent Orange, and Cherry Limeade. More gift pics below! Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Hidden Leaf DC! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast!…
Today’s gift selection from DC Green Kings includes these super-sexy Jack’s Velvet Soda indoor flowers along with Super Skunk, Pineapple, and Super Silver Haze. Ask about the King Louis! Review: T.I.T.S. X More DC Green Kings Photos!
Happy Friday the 13th to all the Gentleman’s golems and goblins! Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Jagermeister (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, and Skywalker OG. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, DC TeaPad! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too fast! The…
Your weekend gift selection from I71 delivery fave Diamond City Delivery includes the sparkly Sherbet Gelato pictured above, AKA Sherbato, AKA Sherblotto, AKA Sherlock Gelatolmes, AKA Sher-Hand ‘Lato, AKA Sir Sherbs-a-lat, and so on, you get the idea, a new cross of Sunset Sherbet and Gelato. They’ve also got Citrus…
Happy Friday, baby! Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 includes the Sticky Monkey flowers pictured above (ok, it’s GG4, but I hate calling it that) along with Golden Lemon SFV, Classic Cookies, Purple Kush, Pinot, and Orange Hill Special. Bon appetit! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad includes the Sweet Island Skunk (ooh, sounds exotic) pictured above along with the other flowers below! Oh, hey, if you want to see your favorite Gentleman on the telly, give this one a go, guv’na! Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!…
Burgers, check. Buns, check. Buds? OH NOES!!! Not to worry! One of my I71 delivery faves, Hidden Leaf DC, is open today for the holiday. Hooray! Today they’ve got Apple Fritter, Birthday Cake, and Crazy Glue to choose from (the picture above is an older photo of their WiFi OG,…
Figured we’d check in on our favorite I71 candle-makers Illuminate DC to see what goodies they got goin on for the holiday! Not only can you get a very useful citronella candle to keep the mosquitos from ruining your picnic, you can also get the Three Kings sativa flowers above…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Skywalker OG flowers above along with Purple Kush, Sticky Monkey, Banana OG, Skunk, and Boss OG. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the gorgeous Bubba OG pictured above along with Blueberry Skunk (very blueberry-y) and J1 (Jack Herer x Skunk #1). Text Diamond City today to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. Ask about the Orange Cookies if you’re looking for a real punch…
The Gentleman’s newest I71 buds are Bagged Buds! I reviewed their Sunset Sherbet recently, let’s see what gifts they have today, hmm? I know my sativa-heads are gonna dig to the Jet Fuel pictured above. They’ve also got Gorilla Candy, Sticky Monkey, Wedding Cake, Blueberry, Lemon Tree, and Super Silver…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Joint Delivery Co! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast with the answer to a simple question based on one…
Today, we’re going to revisit one of the Gentleman’s old I71 delivery flames, Pink Rabbit Collective. I love Pink Rabbit not just because the success of this women-owned, POC-owned brand (that grows their own flowers in DC, btw) represents exactly the level-field opportunity that cannabis legalization in the District has…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Purple Kush flowers above along with Golden Lemon SFV, Gorilla Glue, Banana OG, Skunk, and Boss OG. Ya gotta collect ’em all, Ash! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery faves, Dope City Supreme! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast with the answer to a simple question based on…
Joint Delivery Co is bringing back their popular holiday gift boxes to celebrate Father’s Day, which is great, cuz how many half-assed art class mugs and tee shirts bearing moronic catchphrases about how much you love fishing or farting or whatever do you really need? Zero. These are thoughtless gifts…
It’s Friday, baby, you made it! Why don’t you Treat Yo Self to some of these gorgeous, frosty Cookies & Cream hybrid flowers from I71 delivery/pickup fave Diamond City Delivery? Mmm-mmm, looks good, don’t it? Seriously, click that link. Oh, right! The other gifts that Diamond City Delivery has to choose…
Today’s gift selection from i71 delivery fave DC Green Kings includes the beautiful indica Blackwater pictured above along with Blue Dream, T.I.T.S., Lost Soul, and GG4 (Sticky Monkey). Review: T.I.T.S. X More DC Green Kings Photos! VISIT DC GREEN KINGS!
Today’s gift selection from i71 delivery fave Trending Leafs includes the Walter White hybrid (pictured above) along with: Sundae Driver (Hybrid) Purple Punch (Indica) Mint Cookies (Hybrid) Zkittlez (Indica) Cherry Punch (Hybrid)
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Boss OG pictured above along with: Golden Lemon SFV Banana OG Purple Kush Skunk Silver OG Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
It’s time for another giveaway, y’all! This time I got Green Label Grinders on board so you can check out their awesome flowers for FREE! I’m also changing things up a bit. You won’t have to meet me, personally. From here on, the great and powerful Oz shall remain behind…
The weekend is here, the skies are clear, and the sweet scent of victory still hangs heavy in the air after the Capitals, at long last, captured the Stanley Cup last night. Time to kick back and schedule an I71 gift delivery, yeah?Rabble Dabble has been around the scene for…
Delivery/pick-up brand Green Label Grinders has consistently impressed your Gentleman with the quality of their locally grown flowers. If you haven’t checked ’em out yet, you’re missing out, mijo! Today’s gift selection include sexy new flavors like the Candy Apple sativa (above) and Blackwater indica (below) along with the Blue Rhino…
One of my newest favorite brands to hit the I71 delivery scene, DC Green Kings has some excellent GG #4 flowers in today (pictured above)! Man, I’m getting tired of that abbreviation. I mean, I ain’t mad at Gorilla Glue or the Girl Scouts for not wanting their trademarks used…
Really digging these Golden SFV flowers from Cloud 9, an I71 brand that offers delivery and pick-up options (check out their swanky new website here). Cloud 9 also has Banana OG, Skunk, and Silver OG flowers gifts available today. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
How ’bout some Cherry Lime Haze to cure your case of the Mondays, baby? I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad also has Fruit Punch and Purple Dogshit flower gifts available. Now, has anyone seen my stapler? It’s a red Swingline. Oh, I don’t know what I’ll do if they took my…
Here’s the Grape Pie flowers now available from i71 delivery brand Canamelo! Today’s other gift selections include classic sativa Jack Herer and Do-Si-Dos. Mangia, mangia! Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!
No, I’m not screwing with you. I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad’s Friday night menu includes the beautiful Purple…Dogshit…pictured above. It actually smells quite nice, spicy with a little pine. Not bad for Dogshit! Lulz. Ok ok. You can also get Fruit Punch or Cherry Lime Haze flowers if you prefer.…
Check out these Do-Si-Dos flowers now available from i71 delivery brand Canamelo! Do-Si-Dos is a cross between the super-popular GS Cookies and Face-Off OG. Today’s other gift selections include classic sativa Jack Herer and Grape Pie. Yum! Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos! VISIT CANAMELO!
Happy Memorial Day Weekend, baby! Get your brain BBQ started with Diamond City Delivery: Zkittles (pictured) Blueberry Crack Monster Cookies Grease Monkey Blue Cookies Sour Diesel TEXT 202-509-9624
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery brand Trending Leafs includes the flavor-packed Runtz pictured above plus a bunch of other frosty options, including:
Today’s gift selection from Dope City Supreme includes: TIER 1 Zelda’s Gift (pictured, Sativa) GSC (fka G.S. Cookies, Hybrid) Sour OG (photo here, Hybrid) TIER 2 Gorilla Glue (Hybrid) Hindu Kush (Indica) Blue Dream (Sativa) Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up brand Cloud9 includes: Banana OG (pictured) Golden SFV Silver OG Black Jack Chiesel Skunk Review: Ghost OG More Photos
Local’d is one of DC’s longest-running and most innovative I71 delivery brands- the Gentleman first examined their pretty buds in…sweet baby Damian’s fang, March ’17. Insert obligatory Murtaugh quote here. What’s cool about Local’d is how they use Initiative 71 to grow, fund, and promote the products of their local…
Another new I71 brand to the site, had to show off this God Bud from King Budz DC, available for delivery and pick-up! King Budz DC’s Mother’s Day gift selection includes: God Bud (pictured) Jet Fuel Quantum Kush Blackberry OG ASK ABOUT ZKITTLES & BUBBLEGUM!
They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re about to be everybody’s newest I71 BFF. Meet Diamond City Delivery, everybody! My newest favorite weed gifting service offers delivery and pick-up so you can get your cannabis gifties in whatever way is most convenient for you, my precious, summer snowflake. It…
Happy Friday, baby! Get the weekend started with flowers from Dope City Supreme. Today’s selection includes: TIER 1 Sour OG (pictured, and oooweee that smell!) Green Crack Bubba Kush TIER 2 Gorilla Glue Hindu Kush Blue Dream Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Today’s gift selection from DC Green Kings includes: Tangerine (pictured) Purple Punch Butter OG Red Rock Lemon OG Review: T.I.T.S. X More DC Green Kings Photos! VISIT DC GREEN KINGS!
Today’s gift selection from Clowd9-Online (now offering PICK-UP) includes: Goji OG (pictured) Black Jack Pink Cadillac Chiesel Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Today’s gift selection from High Qualitea DC includes: Orange Cookies (pictured) Gelato Banana OG GSC (fka Girl Scout Cookies)
New I71 delivery brand DC Green Kings mission statement caught the Gentleman’s attention right away: No Mids. No Shake. Only Top Shelf. Ok, baby, we’ll give it a whirl! Naturally, this premium brand arrives in discreet, professional packaging befitting the high quality gifts within because the real Green King was…
I couldn’t wait to let you know about the latest I71 activist group offering delivery and pick-up options to earn the Gentleman’s much-vaunted blessing, Diamond City Delivery! Their signature flower strain is the White Gold pictured above, a cross between White Widow and Himalayan Gold. Here’s their full list of…
Today’s menu from DC TeaPad includes the AK-47 flowers I loved back in this review (pictured above) along with Mango, Sour Tangie, and Raspberry Kush. Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
We’re fans of I71 delivery brand Hidden Leaf DC’s flowers here at GTHQ, so I had to let y’all know about their upcoming event! Yoga & Chill is a holistic wellness event centered around meditation, relaxation, and spiritual reconnection. On May 5th, participants are invited to attend two infused wellness programs-…
HAPPY 420, BABY! To help you kick off the festivities, I’ve compiled a list of gifts and specials from the Gentleman’s favorite I71 brands with links to their sites and my reviews all in one super-huggable bundle. It’s a celebration! Hidden Leaf DC *Hats for $35 today! WIN A HALF…
Book your delivery with Dope City Supreme today through their website and the DCS team will contact you for order details! Today’s gift selection includes: TIER 1 FLOWERS Limoncello- Hybrid (pictured, very frosty) Sour Diesel- Sativa BANJO (Hybrid) Platinum Gelato (Hybrid) *ASK ABOUT… OG Kush (Hybrid) Cherry Pie (Hybrid) Dutch…
THIS WEEK you’ll get an extra gram with your gift from High Qualitea DC! Their selection includes: Candyland (photo above, very scent profile – sweet with a dash of cream) Bubba Kush Sour Glue
Cloud9-Online is the newest delivery brand to hit the I71 scene and wanted your Gentleman’s opinion, naturally, on their Ghost OG flowers. I mean, what they really want is for me to tell you about them, and I’m always happy to write about good cannabis. And, uh, swamp monsters, sometimes.…
A popular relative of the classic OG Kush, San Fernando Valley OG flowers are NOW AVAILABLE from Pink Rabbit Collective, along with Sour Maui & Jack Herer.
Check out the Fat Nelson NOW AVAILABLE from I71 delivery brand DC TeaPad! They’ve also got Durban Poison, GG#4 (fka Gorilla Glue), and So Cal Al today. Hey, while I’ve got your attention, don’t forget to sign up for my newsletter– I’m giving away my first pair of tickets to…
Look at the hues on these Sherbet Cookies NOW AVAILABLE for delivery from Canamelo! No filter needed, baby. I’m so tired of the Photoshop uhh! You like that? Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!
Look what the Gentleman found in his Easter basket- Cake Batter flowers NOW AVAILABLE for delivery from Canamelo! Reviews: Platinum Blue Dream Kush More Canamelo Photos!
NOW AVAILABLE from DC TeaPad, the South African Sativa DURBAN POISON! In case yadunno, Durban is one of the parents in the GSC strain (fka Girl Scout Cookies). Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
NOW AVAILABLE from Hidden Leaf DC- WiFi OG! Reviews: King Kong and Grandma’s Cookies More Hidden Leaf Photos! Notes: late night delivery available VISIT HIDDEN LEAF DC!
Dope City Supreme immediately impressed the Gentleman with strong branding and some of the prettiest flowers I’ve found around the District’s I71 marijuana gifting scene. I worked in printing for fifteen years and have a strong appreciation for a hot logo and quality promo gear, like DCS’ branded apparel and…
Just showin’ off these beautiful NOW AVAILABLE Mundo Purple flowers from I71 delivery fave Hidden Leaf DC! Reviews: King Kong and Grandma’s Cookies More Hidden Leaf Photos! VISIT HIDDEN LEAF ONLINE!
NOW AVAILABLE from one of our favorite I71 delivery brands, Canamelo! Gott damn, baby! Not just gorgeous, this Fire Glue has a rich, spicy aroma I’m sure you’ll enjoy. Here’s their website. Baiieee! Review: Platinum Dream More Canamelo Photos!
Easily my favorite of my more recent reviews and a helluva lot of fun to write, here’s my review of Soufeast Ratchet Cakes from Dope Uber. It occurred to me that it was unnecessary to actually explain all of the delicate topics brought up by this edible’s name, but what…
So this is actually my very first review of an Initiative 71 delivery brand. It’s pretty dang short, only around 250 words. This must have been right before I started ranting on the regular. PineappleExpressDC.com is no longer around, they didn’t last much longer than this review in this iteration,…
Ok, this mostly made the cut cuz I just love this freakin’ statue, man. It’s so freakin’ raw! I don’t know whether to fuck it or fight it, but either way, the restraining order NMWA took out on me means I can’t get within 500 yards of the place. Are…
Uh, speaking of my older work being rather political, here’s the Saturday morning cartoon fight between me and my robot Fritz vs Trump and the Dark Cabinet. I knocked this thing out in one shot over, like, 5 hours, which is pretty impressive for writing & editing 2k words and…
Quick recap of the DC Board of Elections public hearing with regards to the Retail Cannabis Sales initiative today. This dude Assar Mustafa (probably spelled wrong, apologies) got an Initiative to the point of the BOE considering whether it could be on the ballot and from my understanding, it had…
Time for another Free Weed Giveaway for my cherry-cheeked chipmunks, hooray! Today’s giveaway includes a quarter-ounce of I71 grown Bubba Kush flowers from Trending Leafs along with gifts from longtime GT fave DC TeaPad and newcomer Illuminate DC. It’s a pretty sweet little haul. I’ve already emailed the winner, so…
The newest light of the I71 constellation, Illuminate DC is gifting cannabis to promote their 100% soy candles, handmade in the good ole’ US of A. What a brilliant idea! Who doesn’t need a few hundred candles around in case Trump’s BFFs take down the electric grid? It only takes…
We first looked at I71 delivery brand Trending Leafs a few months ago. Their corporate mission is to be “The Voice of the Plant,” to present the array of medical benefits and latest research on marijuana, which they disseminate through their social media, individual consultations, and their upcoming blog. And…
Did you miss me, my singing, bloodthirsty flora? Pardon the slightly extended absence. It’s all very hush hush, you see, so allow me to direct your attention with a twirl of my cane and flourish of finely waxed mustachio towards my newest I71 find, God’s Gift LLC. Their mission is…
Today, we’ll look at one of the freshest entrants of the I-71 derby, High Qualitea DC (now defunct). To get the word out about their organic, free-trade coffee and tea delivery service, they are gifting another highly favored plant along with it, Cannabis sativa. Hooray for everything! I am in…
I lost my remote control more than a day ago and I have literally no idea where that thing is, so I guess I’ll write a new review for I-71 delivery brand Hidden Leaf DC, since I can’t watch any more Penny Dreadful. I feel bad for Vanessa Ives. Every…
202 Organics is one of DC’s premier delivery brands- we looked at their Cristal flowers a while back- but they’ve got such an extensive gift menu of concentrates, like the super-popular vape cartridges from 710KingPen, the Gentleman is back for another review. My fellow terp-chasers and connoisseurs are certain to…
Good evening, America. For tonight’s District of the Cannabis Union address, brought to you by I71 delivery brand NFUZD, I thought I’d take an hour of your time to brag about my accomplishments since the Kremlin bots got me elected to the office of Gentleman. I, the Great Golden Bull,…
On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia’s very first, open-to-the-public CBD store, District Hemp. Did you read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice, by the way? Go ahead, I’ll wait. Ready? District Hemp opened its doors a few months ago and your…
High Focus has long distinguished themselves among your many Initiative 71 options with quick, friendly delivery service and excellent cannabis flower gifts. Now they’ve gone and upgraded their vape game with cartridges from SoFlowGrow and, naturally, they wanted a Gentleman’s opinion. SoFlowGrow vapes clock in at a slightly lower dose…
It’s been a couple days since I last checked in and I’m sure you’re all worried that I’ve finally been assassinated by the Deep State MIBs at the behest of their shapeshifting reptilian masters. I have merely been enjoying the latest batch of flowers from DC TeaPad, but I do…
Ladies and lame, stupid boys (yuck!), it is my pleasure to introduce you this evening to one of DC’s most D fucking C brands, an important voice in Washington’s cannabis community almost as funny as YT (but much better liked. I tend to piss people off, can you imagine?), and…
Well. I’m still reeling from the news that Attorney General Jeff Sessions has officially rescinded the Cole memo, the Obama-era guidance that told federal law enforcement to lay off state-legal marijuana businesses. It’s too early to say what all this will mean- it seems like the entire industry could be…
EDIT: I’ve seen a screenshot circulating that states only two events were raided, no arrests were made, and the reason is that vendors had “in plain view, marijuana that was clearly in excess of two ounces, at both locations. The marijuana was confiscated.” Here’s the link. Pop-up events have continued…
Ahh, the winter crucible is nearly over. Your in-laws are pulling out of the driveway, the kids are off with the neighbor’s trying to poke each other’s eyes out with the new gizmos you got ’em, the corpses of endless waves of Deadites are chainsawed apart and stacked with the…
I can’t help thinkin’ how handy some turtle shells would be at clearing this holiday traffic off the aisles and roads and outta my damn way, I got stuff to buy for ungrateful jerks that think they’re so much better than me cuz I smoke weed so I can spend…
Canamelo has long been one of the Gentleman’s favorite DC delivery brands. Their current batch of premium outdoor flowers is excellent, especially the Jesus OG I smoked before I got around to taking pictures. Sometimes Daddy ain’t got time for cameras! The Gelato Pie was especially sparkly and even though…
Ho ho ho, my rambunctious, red-nosed reindeer! Imagine the glee on your favorite stoner’s face when they open your present Christmas morning and it’s weed. They’re gonna be so happy! Oooh, I’m smiling just thinking about it! Joint Delivery Co is promoting their new Bulb Wellness brand with their Holiday Gift…
Hello, my snow angels! Well, when you’re finished playing outside, why don’t you cozy on up with some hot cocoa and an even hotter recommendation from your Gentleman? DC Monumental is the newest marijuana gifting brand bringing serious heat to Washington, DC, featuring several boutique strains (exclusively and in limited…
Happy Friday, peoples! I was looking for a way to say thanks to you guys for the crazy amount of love and support you’ve shown your friendly, neighborhood weed reviewer’s manic mid-life crisis website. So, like…how about I give one of you some free cannabis? Would you be into that?…
BudBox DC is one of the newest subscription box services for cannabis enthusiasts and brainchild of the head grower for Alternative Solutions, the highest-selling medical marijuana cultivator in Washington, DC. I’ve reviewed a few of their strains that I really enjoyed, like their Grapefruit Krush, Cheese, and here’s a sweaty…
Tonight is the Super Moon, my perky, penumbral penguins! Per SOP, the Gentleman is locked up tight in his lunar cell. It’s simply too dangerous for me to be roaming about the city with +3 claws doin Agg damage. We still have some time before Luna’s power overwhelms me, so…
Our amigos at the High Focus delivery service asked the Gentleman to let y’all know about a couple of special strains they have available in limited quantities- their extra-kiefy Pineapple Kush and a very interesting sativa cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Strawberry Cough called, you guessed it, Gorilla Cough. Catch it…
Pink Rabbit Collective is one of the brands growing quality cannabis right here in DC that I’m all atwitter about recently. Not literally, Twitter is scary AF. Like, all the people who are supposed to be the grown-ups leading this country are on there yelling at each other all the…
Black Friday is like The Purge, but for shopping. I guess we could call it The Binge. Some of you, regardless of the cold or the irreparable damage to your immortal souls, have been standing in line all morning to get a deal on the hottest new whatever-it-does from Bland…
