Right, so today’s the day we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday, who most of us still agree was a pretty awesome dude who shared with us a dream of a better society which, of course, pissed off the people who were doing just fine, thank you all…
The Gentleman’s first review of 2019 is gonna be this Grandaddy Purp vape cart from a new Maryland processor, MPX (short for Melting Point Extracts). Yayyyy! So many reasons to be excited. The absolute dumpster fire that was 2018 is over, for one. Last year I got kicked out of…
Hello, class! Today I thought we’d forego the usual review for an in-depth discussion of marijuana strain names. Where do they come from? What, if anything, do they tell us about the plant? Should you consider them when making your purchasing decisions? Do they matter, like, at all? Let’s get into…
Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before they became licensed in Maryland. They used to be called Holistic Remedies in DC, but they switched to match the Maryland name. I really liked some of their flower, Master Kush especially.…
Yaaaaay Snow Day!!! The first one’s kinda fun. I spent mine in bed, but not the way that I would have liked to spend it in bed, if you get what I’m drifting at, wocka wocka. Statistics tell us a bunch of snow babies are conceived every time this happens.…
Maryland’s medical marijuana program doesn’t allow what you’d traditionally think of as edibles, but companies have been able to get around the restriction with various tinctures, elixirs, tablets, and so on. Above you see Chewable Troches from Verano, pronounced tro-key not tro-shay which sounds more elegant, or at least I…
After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the fabled Jungle Boys cannabis grows. It was tempting to stay and play in Sin City for a while longer, but that’s it’s game, isn’t it? The Pacific Ocean was a mere four…
With the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume his quest, but there were still many, many miles between me and Los Angeles. Vegas was twelve hours away, doable in a single day, but it’s a brutal course. Traveling via 70…
Oh, man. What a freakin trip. After nearly three weeks of hotels and motels, yours truly is quite glad to be back home. The road was beautiful, dangerous, even- especially- when it looks barren, flat, and endless. More than a walkabout, this was a Quest, and it had two objectives-…
YEAH!!! GT is coast to coast like Space Ghost, baby! Well, not literally, I wouldn’t fuck Ocean City again with your dick, but close e-damn-nough. Google Maps said it’d be 13 hours from my starting point in Iowa City yesterday but it took 16 and a half hours with minimal…
