District Cannabis Spring Menu 2020
Have yourself a gander at the Spring Product Catalog for medical marijuana cultivator District Cannabis! These flowers, concentrates,…
Tag: Dispensary
DC Expands MMJ Reciprocity
I’m back, baby! Here’s your weed NEWS for the week: Washington, DC The District has enacted emergency legislation…
Grow West Frosted Oranges
Today we’re gonna look at the Frosted Oranges flowers from Maryland’s licensed medical marijuana growers, Grow West from…
Nature’s Heritage DabTabs
Today we’re looking at a new-fangled type of concentrate called DabTabs! They’re available in Maryland’s medical marijuana program…
MMCC Issues Potential Lead Contamination Vape Advisory
So I was one of the patients that got this notice late, but ICYMI, the Maryland Medical Cannabis…
gLeaf G Spot Vape Cartridge
Today we’re gonna review a gLeaf Vape Cartridge from Maryland’s medical marijuana program. The strain is called G…
Kalm Fusion Chewable Tablets
Today we’re reviewing the Kalm Fusion THC Tablets available from Maryland’s medical marijuana dispensaries. Classic edibles like brownies,…
Evermore Sunday Brunch Flowers
Today we’re gonna look at Sunday Brunch flowers from Evermore, one of Maryland’s hottest medical marijuana brands. “Evermore”…
UKU Cherry AK Vape Cartridge
Today we’re gonna look at UKU, a recently-launched vape cartridge brand in Maryland! In Estonian mythology, Uku is…
SunMed Ghost Chem Flowers
Today we’re gonna review these Ghost Chem flowers grown by SunMed I got on sale at GreenLabs for…
Culta Double D Purps Shatter
Culta has been one of the Gentleman’s favorite medical marijuana brands in Maryland for more than a year…
The Feel Collection Relaxed Capsules
The Feel Collection is a brand of ingestibles from Green Thumb Industries comprised of tinctures, RSO, and capsules.…
Reefer Madness 2.0
Here’s your week in DMV weed news! Maryland Last week, a neuroscientist’s Op-Ed was published in the Baltimore Sun…
National Cannabis Festival Is Back!
National Cannabis Festival is the District’s biggest weed event, bar none. Now in its fourth year, the event…
Grow Licenses Available in Maryland!
Here’s your week in DMV weed news! Maryland Maryland is granting more medical marijuana business licenses y’all!!! They’ve…
Cannabis Science Conference East 2019
This year the Cannabis Science Conference East is being held in Baltimore on April 9th and 10th! I’ll…
Getting to Know the 5 Licensed VA Dispensaries
Let’s talk about the five companies growing and selling weed for Virginia’s medical marijuana program! Each awardee will…
Murder at the DC Marijuana Pop Up
Washington DC People were shot at two suspected marijuana pop-up events last weekend. – Tysean Dunkins, 25, attempted to rob…
Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets
Today we’re gonna talk about the Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets, or as I like to call ’em,…
Nature’s Heritage Velvet Sunrise Wax
Right, so today’s the day we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday, who most of us…
MPX Grandaddy Purp Vape Cart
The Gentleman’s first review of 2019 is gonna be this Grandaddy Purp vape cart from a new Maryland…
Do Marijuana Strain Names Matter?
Hello, class! Today I thought we’d forego the usual review for an in-depth discussion of marijuana strain names.…
Master Kush Rosin (Liberty Cannabis DC)
Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before…
Cheese Cough Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Yaaaaay Snow Day!!! The first one’s kinda fun. I spent mine in bed, but not the way that…
Verano Chewable Troches
Maryland’s medical marijuana program doesn’t allow what you’d traditionally think of as edibles, but companies have been able…
Jungle Boys Mimosa Live Resin
After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the…
Million Dollar Baby Shatter (Planet 13/Medizin)
With the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume…
Grape Skunk (Good Chemistry)
Oh, man. What a freakin trip. After nearly three weeks of hotels and motels, yours truly is quite…
Blue River Strawberry Banana Goo THCa
YEAH!!! GT is coast to coast like Space Ghost, baby! Well, not literally, I wouldn’t fuck Ocean City…
Jungle Cake (TLC Collective)
BEHOLD, MORTALS! California-based Jungle Boys is one of the hottest names in the nation for cannabis. You may…
Ghost Hulk Live Rosin (710 Labs)
Alright, it’s time to catch y’all up on my adventures and my purchases along the road, like this…
Willie’s Reserve Lady Silvia (Planet 13)
After miles and miles of panoramic, nearly barren Utah desert, the bright lights of Vegas were a welcome…
Critical Kush (Good Chemistry)
You may have heard me mention how much I like the STATS Guide as a reference for determining cannabis…
Humboldt Legacy Live Sugar (Culta)
“Computer?” “Query, User: Not Designated?” “What should I listen to if, like, I want to like Depeche Mode,…
Mag Landrace (Verano)
Alright, I decided to stop posting pictures of various Verano products and just write a damn review already,…
AeroInhaler Interstellar Joe (Quest Concentrates)
The last time I was in Denver, I stopped in one of the downtown dispensaries I like called Local…
Skywalker OG (HMS Health)
Today we’re gonna look at two cannabis flowers grown by Maryland medical marijuana cultivator HMS Health. I stopped…
G6 Sunrock Shatter (Verano)
Doesn’t that G6 Sunrock Shatter from Verano look deeelish? Mmm-mmm-mmm! I suppose it’s called Sunrock cuz it’s served…
Third Dimension (SunMed Growers)
Just as nature abhors a vacuum, so, too, does your Gentleman the rare hole in the daily Now…
Mambo Sauce (Grassroots)
The Gentleman stopped by Herbology back on 4/20 and procured a flight of four nugs from the Maryland…
Chocolope (Capital City Care)
Under the previous rules, DC medical marijuana patients had to choose a single dispensary to work with when…
Sweet Kush CO2 Dropper (Curaleaf Maryland)
New brands and product lines are dropping like Soundcloud singles in Maryland’s medical marijuana program halfway into its…
METRC Outages Continue to Fail Maryland Medical Cannabis Patients
So I waaaaaaas gonna write a third review in a row for my pretty duckies, but we have…
Pineberry Punch Vape Cartridge (Phyto Management)
Phyto Management became Washington, DC’s sixth medical marijuana cultivator soon after I left the city’s medical marijuana program.…
Cherry Cream Pie Shatter (Prime Extracts)
To celebrate Stoner Christmas 2: Electric Boogaloo AKA Oil Day, I figured we’d crack the hood on one…
Dixie Elixir Half & Half (Curio Wellness)
Maryland’s medical marijuana program prohibits the sale of what is traditionally thought of as edibles, so you won’t…
Kicked Out of Ocean City
It was a little after nine p.m. on Friday night when I was jostled out of sleep by…
Silver Grapes (High Level Health)
High Level Health’s flowers were recommended to me on my recent Denver trip, so I made the quick…
Blueberry Cereal (Temescal Wellness)
Temescal Wellness lured the Gentleman out to Baltimore suburb Pikesville with a wide selection of concentrates offered at…
Cookies n Cream (Kind Love)
The Cookies’n’Cream I got from the Kind Love dispensary (4380 E Alameda Ave, Glendale CO 80246) has an…
Black Cherry Fusion CannaPunch
Picked up two CannaPunch non-carbonated infused beverages on the recommendation of a friend out here. I drank one…
Olio Sueno Live Sugar
Stopped by one of my favorite dispensaries from my last Denver trip, Local Product, and got an excellent…
Ghost OG Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Maryland medical marijuana processor AFS has quickly become one of your Gentleman’s favorite brands due to their consistently…
Glueberry OG (Capital City Care)
Now that medical marijuana reciprocity has taken effect in DC, I can use my card from Maryland to…
LucidMood Calm Vape Pen (Kind Therapeutics)
Gather round, my beatific bonobos, today we’ll be reviewing Kind Therapeutics’ LucidMood Calm Vape Pen! Kind Therapeutics holds…
Chem de la Chem (Grassroots)
I’ve found some strains from Grassroots recently with fantastic scent profiles and great potency. After much agonized soul-searching,…
Verano G6 Swift Lifts
Verano is the hottest name on the Maryland medical marijuana market right now. The dispensaries I’ve talked to…
High Terp Crystallite (Liberty Cannabis)
Liberty Cannabis is a vertically integrated Maryland medical marijuana brand that grows their own flower, performs their own…
National Cannabis Festival Pics!
ABATIN WELLNESS GIVEAWAY
The 420 specials continue! Abatin Wellness has provided National Holistic Healing Center and Takoma Wellness Center with 2…
Washington DC & Maryland Dispensary 420 Deals!
You’re a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages…
DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity!
DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity has officially begun. If you have your Maryland medical card– or a print out…
DC Medical Marijuana Dispensary Restriction Lifted!
Okay, this is Part 1 of the exciting changes coming to Washington DC’s medical marijuana program. As of…
Honey Banana (Harvest of Maryland)
Picked up this gorgeous little 1 gram nug of Honey Banana grown by Harvest of Maryland out at…
Bakked Dabaratus
The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate…
Allegany Medical Marijuana Dispensary
For my very first Maryland dispensary review, your Gentleman has chosen Allegany Medical Marijuana Dispensary, the shop that…
Cream of the Crop Live Resin
Quick shoutout to Cream of the Crop! Picked up their Duct Tape Live Resin from Urbn Leaf in…
Canndescent Calm #112 (Urbn Leaf)
Eh, I figured while we’re snowed in, I can reminisce about my sleepy week by the beach in…
BEST OF GT- ABATIN VAPE CARTRIDGE
Just when I’m gasping for air, doubting how much longer I can put out quality original content without…
BEST OF GT- HOLISTIC REMEDIES
I don’t do so much bashing now, but I rarely see stuff as Hulk-inducing as Holistic Remedies’ bland…
Kashmir Black No.3 (Abatin Wellness)
The Gentleman has mentioned once or twice his great fondness for the cannabis products from Abatin Wellness, the…
Black Dog (Curio Wellness)
Today we’ll be looking at an indica called Black Dog from Curio Wellness, one of Maryland’s first medical…
Rythm Lemonhead OG Vape Cartridge
Today, we’ll turn our attention once again to Maryland’s baby-fresh medical marijuana program, and as the divine hand…
Abatin Wellness Classic Vape Cartridge
Abatin Wellness, one of DC’s six medical marijuana cultivators, grows some of the finest flowers this Gentleman has…
Guice Flowers by Curio Wellness
The Gentleman got the opportunity to try out some of Maryland’s first crop of medical marijuana this weekend…
NOW AVAILABLE- Medical Marijuana in Maryland!
The long wait is finally over, folks. Medical marijuana is available in several of Maryland’s new dispensaries starting…
The RISE of Silver Spring’s Medical Marijuana Dispensary!
Yesterday, your Gentleman, along with a small crowd of enthusiasts, industry insiders, and media attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony…
DC Medical Marijuana Bill Hearing
Right, so you’ve already figured out by reading the title that this isn’t your standard review. I suppose…
Sour Grapes (Abatin Wellness)
Abatin Wellness, one of the six licensed medical marijuana growers in DC, is one of my very favorite…
Pincher’s Creek (Abatin Wellness)
It’s been a few months since I last checked in on the MMJ program, and it occurs to…
Gabriel Cannabis Lemon OG
The royal G. Toker recently noticed that I haven’t been reviewing anything but concentrates. “Too much cannabis oil”.…
The Grower’s Circle SFV OG
Awww, man. No super powers. No demons running amok. How long do I have to wait for the…
Diplomat Hardcore OG from Pisos
Well, damn, folks. Reviewing my notes, it doesn’t look like we’ve got much good flowers left to write…
Landrace Labs vs Dogtown Pioneers
Heya, folks, it’s i502 Drew here with more advice for you jet-setting dabbers that want to see what…
Inflorescence Permafrost Terp Sugar
Greetings, Tokers! It’s i502drew, your Seattle-ite Satellite, broadcasting my Alpha waves direct to your eye-brains! There’s been considerable…
Blue Roots Terp Sugar
Welcome back, folks, it’s i502drew coming to ya from Seattle, WA, where there’s more weed stores than Trump…
Cannavative Live Honeycomb
Honeycomb concentrate from Cannavative in Las Vegas is the subject of today’s review and if you’re wondering why…
Puffin Farms Flowers from Oz Seattle
Although cannabis cannot yet be certified organic (because it’s federally illegal), Puffin Farms’ excellent flowers are probably as…
Bodhi High Vortex Terp Sugar
Step with me, won’t you friends, through Bodhi High’s Vortex for your latest review from the other Washington.…
Top-Shelf Strain Showdown in Spokane!
Psst. Part 1 of i502 Drew’s Spokane Top Shelf Showdown featuring the ooh-la-la cultivars he obtained at Satori…
Chong’s Choice The Sauce from SHANGO Las Vegas
SHANGO made my list of Vegas dispensaries to check out since they were also a cultivation center (meaning…
Double Black Extracts from Local Product
We’re gonna scoot back to Denver today and review some of the fabulous Purple Rockstar Terp Jelly from…
Spokane Top Shelf Showdown! Part 1- Satori North
Monday, July 10th, what am I missing? Says concentrated marijuana day here at Satori North. Huh. If you…
Happy 7/10 Everybody! Check out Moxie GT OG!
Ahh, our other favorite holiday has arrived and GT has got some Moxie. 7/10, baby! For those not…
Walden Pineapple BHO from Local Roots
Greetings again, my friends. It’s July 4th, folks, and you know what that means! Yes, indeed, today will be…
Gentleman Toker in the Washington Post!
HOLY SCHNIKES, FOLKS! The Washington Post wanted to know just where that lovely dank smell is coming from…
Khalifa Kush from REEF Dispensary
ooOoh, heeeyyy, maaaan. Do you *hup* do you *hup* didja know how much alcohol they give you in…
GT 1 Year Anniversary Review Live from Las Vegas!
So what’s a cheeky little cherub such as moi doing in Sin City, you ask? Ah, you read…
Seattle: Let’s Buy Some Prerolls!
Today, I’m gonna teach ya how- and more importantly, where- to buy prerolls while you’re visiting Seattle. You’re…
Harmony Shatter from AMA
My last Denver review was quite vicious (but fair, IMO) so it’s important that we balance that out with…
Cannabis Maximus from Ballpark
Ballpark Holistic Dispensary pitches recreational cannabis just a few blocks from Mile High Stadium but when the Gentleman stopped…
Craft710 PHO from The Giving Tree
The Giving Tree of Denver was highly rated in the Google reviews of dispensaries so I decided to…
THE CLEAR (Mahatma) Vape Cartridge
Cannabis Station wasn’t originally on the Gentleman’s list of dispensaries to check out in Denver, but getting my dainty,…
Shatter from Native Roots
Native Roots Apothecary was one of the highlights of my self-guided marijuana dispensary tour of downtown Denver. Located…
The Gentleman Smokes Denver (Weed): The Preface
The Gentleman has made his second round of the Denver cannabis scene, visited many dispensaries (ten), got a lil…
Korova Chocolate Chip Cookie
I have been looking to get my hands on one of these 150mg Chocolate Chip Cookies for ever and after…
Alternative Solutions Bud Rosin – Trick or Treat?
(Alternative Solutions gave me some of the sweet, new Goji OG and Blue Cheese bud rosin to try…
The Gentleman’s Concentrate Class (Holistic Remedies)
DC MMJ cultivator Holistic Remedies is holding a class on concentrates at National Holistic Healing Center tomorrow, combined…
Which DC Dispensary Do I Choose?
So, my fellow District resident and cannabis enthusiast, you’ve decided that becoming a medical marijuana patient is the…
Grapefruit Krush (Alternative Solutions)
This frosty lady is my personal favorite offering from Alternative Solutions. It smells and tastes exactly like its…
Cheese (Alternative Solutions)
When I tried a preroll of Big Buddha Cheese out in Seattle, it hit me in the head…
Merry’n’Berry (Holistic Remedies)
Veterans of DC’s MMJ program will know this strain well. It’s one of the oldest in Holistic Remedies’…
You Qualify for a DC Medical Marijuana Card!
Seriously. I don’t even know you- but I know that if you’re a DC resident, you qualify for a…
Master Kush (Holistic Remedies)
Oh, man, I love this strain. This energizing indica from Holistic Remedies will always have a place in my medicine…
New Strain 4/20 Sneak Preview- Midnight Skunk from Alternative Solutions
???????? The special 420 sneak peek from Alternative Solutions- a new pheno of Pineapple Skunk called Midnight Skunk!…
DC Expands MMJ Reciprocity
I’m back, baby! Here’s your weed NEWS for the week: Washington, DC The District has enacted emergency legislation…
Grow West Frosted Oranges
Today we’re gonna look at the Frosted Oranges flowers from Maryland’s licensed medical marijuana growers, Grow West from…
Nature’s Heritage DabTabs
Today we’re looking at a new-fangled type of concentrate called DabTabs! They’re available in Maryland’s medical marijuana program…
MMCC Issues Potential Lead Contamination Vape Advisory
So I was one of the patients that got this notice late, but ICYMI, the Maryland Medical Cannabis…
gLeaf G Spot Vape Cartridge
Today we’re gonna review a gLeaf Vape Cartridge from Maryland’s medical marijuana program. The strain is called G…
Kalm Fusion Chewable Tablets
Today we’re reviewing the Kalm Fusion THC Tablets available from Maryland’s medical marijuana dispensaries. Classic edibles like brownies,…
Evermore Sunday Brunch Flowers
Today we’re gonna look at Sunday Brunch flowers from Evermore, one of Maryland’s hottest medical marijuana brands. “Evermore”…
UKU Cherry AK Vape Cartridge
Today we’re gonna look at UKU, a recently-launched vape cartridge brand in Maryland! In Estonian mythology, Uku is…
SunMed Ghost Chem Flowers
Today we’re gonna review these Ghost Chem flowers grown by SunMed I got on sale at GreenLabs for…
Culta Double D Purps Shatter
Culta has been one of the Gentleman’s favorite medical marijuana brands in Maryland for more than a year…
The Feel Collection Relaxed Capsules
The Feel Collection is a brand of ingestibles from Green Thumb Industries comprised of tinctures, RSO, and capsules.…
Reefer Madness 2.0
Here’s your week in DMV weed news! Maryland Last week, a neuroscientist’s Op-Ed was published in the Baltimore Sun…
National Cannabis Festival Is Back!
National Cannabis Festival is the District’s biggest weed event, bar none. Now in its fourth year, the event…
Grow Licenses Available in Maryland!
Here’s your week in DMV weed news! Maryland Maryland is granting more medical marijuana business licenses y’all!!! They’ve…
Cannabis Science Conference East 2019
This year the Cannabis Science Conference East is being held in Baltimore on April 9th and 10th! I’ll…
Getting to Know the 5 Licensed VA Dispensaries
Let’s talk about the five companies growing and selling weed for Virginia’s medical marijuana program! Each awardee will…
Murder at the DC Marijuana Pop Up
Washington DC People were shot at two suspected marijuana pop-up events last weekend. – Tysean Dunkins, 25, attempted to rob…
Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets
Today we’re gonna talk about the Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets, or as I like to call ’em,…
Nature’s Heritage Velvet Sunrise Wax
Right, so today’s the day we celebrate Dr. Martin Luther King Jr’s birthday, who most of us…
MPX Grandaddy Purp Vape Cart
The Gentleman’s first review of 2019 is gonna be this Grandaddy Purp vape cart from a new Maryland…
Do Marijuana Strain Names Matter?
Hello, class! Today I thought we’d forego the usual review for an in-depth discussion of marijuana strain names.…
Master Kush Rosin (Liberty Cannabis DC)
Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before…
Cheese Cough Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Yaaaaay Snow Day!!! The first one’s kinda fun. I spent mine in bed, but not the way that…
Verano Chewable Troches
Maryland’s medical marijuana program doesn’t allow what you’d traditionally think of as edibles, but companies have been able…
Jungle Boys Mimosa Live Resin
After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the…
Million Dollar Baby Shatter (Planet 13/Medizin)
With the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume…
Grape Skunk (Good Chemistry)
Oh, man. What a freakin trip. After nearly three weeks of hotels and motels, yours truly is quite…
Blue River Strawberry Banana Goo THCa
YEAH!!! GT is coast to coast like Space Ghost, baby! Well, not literally, I wouldn’t fuck Ocean City…
Jungle Cake (TLC Collective)
BEHOLD, MORTALS! California-based Jungle Boys is one of the hottest names in the nation for cannabis. You may…
Ghost Hulk Live Rosin (710 Labs)
Alright, it’s time to catch y’all up on my adventures and my purchases along the road, like this…
Willie’s Reserve Lady Silvia (Planet 13)
After miles and miles of panoramic, nearly barren Utah desert, the bright lights of Vegas were a welcome…
Critical Kush (Good Chemistry)
You may have heard me mention how much I like the STATS Guide as a reference for determining cannabis…
Humboldt Legacy Live Sugar (Culta)
“Computer?” “Query, User: Not Designated?” “What should I listen to if, like, I want to like Depeche Mode,…
Mag Landrace (Verano)
Alright, I decided to stop posting pictures of various Verano products and just write a damn review already,…
AeroInhaler Interstellar Joe (Quest Concentrates)
The last time I was in Denver, I stopped in one of the downtown dispensaries I like called Local…
Skywalker OG (HMS Health)
Today we’re gonna look at two cannabis flowers grown by Maryland medical marijuana cultivator HMS Health. I stopped…
G6 Sunrock Shatter (Verano)
Doesn’t that G6 Sunrock Shatter from Verano look deeelish? Mmm-mmm-mmm! I suppose it’s called Sunrock cuz it’s served…
Third Dimension (SunMed Growers)
Just as nature abhors a vacuum, so, too, does your Gentleman the rare hole in the daily Now…
Mambo Sauce (Grassroots)
The Gentleman stopped by Herbology back on 4/20 and procured a flight of four nugs from the Maryland…
Chocolope (Capital City Care)
Under the previous rules, DC medical marijuana patients had to choose a single dispensary to work with when…
Sweet Kush CO2 Dropper (Curaleaf Maryland)
New brands and product lines are dropping like Soundcloud singles in Maryland’s medical marijuana program halfway into its…
METRC Outages Continue to Fail Maryland Medical Cannabis Patients
So I waaaaaaas gonna write a third review in a row for my pretty duckies, but we have…
Pineberry Punch Vape Cartridge (Phyto Management)
Phyto Management became Washington, DC’s sixth medical marijuana cultivator soon after I left the city’s medical marijuana program.…
Cherry Cream Pie Shatter (Prime Extracts)
To celebrate Stoner Christmas 2: Electric Boogaloo AKA Oil Day, I figured we’d crack the hood on one…
Dixie Elixir Half & Half (Curio Wellness)
Maryland’s medical marijuana program prohibits the sale of what is traditionally thought of as edibles, so you won’t…
Kicked Out of Ocean City
It was a little after nine p.m. on Friday night when I was jostled out of sleep by…
Silver Grapes (High Level Health)
High Level Health’s flowers were recommended to me on my recent Denver trip, so I made the quick…
Blueberry Cereal (Temescal Wellness)
Temescal Wellness lured the Gentleman out to Baltimore suburb Pikesville with a wide selection of concentrates offered at…
Cookies n Cream (Kind Love)
The Cookies’n’Cream I got from the Kind Love dispensary (4380 E Alameda Ave, Glendale CO 80246) has an…
Black Cherry Fusion CannaPunch
Picked up two CannaPunch non-carbonated infused beverages on the recommendation of a friend out here. I drank one…
Olio Sueno Live Sugar
Stopped by one of my favorite dispensaries from my last Denver trip, Local Product, and got an excellent…
Ghost OG Shatter (AFS Maryland)
Maryland medical marijuana processor AFS has quickly become one of your Gentleman’s favorite brands due to their consistently…
Glueberry OG (Capital City Care)
Now that medical marijuana reciprocity has taken effect in DC, I can use my card from Maryland to…
LucidMood Calm Vape Pen (Kind Therapeutics)
Gather round, my beatific bonobos, today we’ll be reviewing Kind Therapeutics’ LucidMood Calm Vape Pen! Kind Therapeutics holds…
Chem de la Chem (Grassroots)
I’ve found some strains from Grassroots recently with fantastic scent profiles and great potency. After much agonized soul-searching,…
Verano G6 Swift Lifts
Verano is the hottest name on the Maryland medical marijuana market right now. The dispensaries I’ve talked to…
High Terp Crystallite (Liberty Cannabis)
Liberty Cannabis is a vertically integrated Maryland medical marijuana brand that grows their own flower, performs their own…
National Cannabis Festival Pics!
ABATIN WELLNESS GIVEAWAY
The 420 specials continue! Abatin Wellness has provided National Holistic Healing Center and Takoma Wellness Center with 2…
Washington DC & Maryland Dispensary 420 Deals!
You’re a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages…
DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity!
DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity has officially begun. If you have your Maryland medical card– or a print out…
DC Medical Marijuana Dispensary Restriction Lifted!
Okay, this is Part 1 of the exciting changes coming to Washington DC’s medical marijuana program. As of…
Honey Banana (Harvest of Maryland)
Picked up this gorgeous little 1 gram nug of Honey Banana grown by Harvest of Maryland out at…
Bakked Dabaratus
The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate…
Allegany Medical Marijuana Dispensary
For my very first Maryland dispensary review, your Gentleman has chosen Allegany Medical Marijuana Dispensary, the shop that…
Cream of the Crop Live Resin
Quick shoutout to Cream of the Crop! Picked up their Duct Tape Live Resin from Urbn Leaf in…
Canndescent Calm #112 (Urbn Leaf)
Eh, I figured while we’re snowed in, I can reminisce about my sleepy week by the beach in…
BEST OF GT- ABATIN VAPE CARTRIDGE
Just when I’m gasping for air, doubting how much longer I can put out quality original content without…
BEST OF GT- HOLISTIC REMEDIES
I don’t do so much bashing now, but I rarely see stuff as Hulk-inducing as Holistic Remedies’ bland…
Kashmir Black No.3 (Abatin Wellness)
The Gentleman has mentioned once or twice his great fondness for the cannabis products from Abatin Wellness, the…
Black Dog (Curio Wellness)
Today we’ll be looking at an indica called Black Dog from Curio Wellness, one of Maryland’s first medical…
Rythm Lemonhead OG Vape Cartridge
Today, we’ll turn our attention once again to Maryland’s baby-fresh medical marijuana program, and as the divine hand…
Abatin Wellness Classic Vape Cartridge
Abatin Wellness, one of DC’s six medical marijuana cultivators, grows some of the finest flowers this Gentleman has…
Guice Flowers by Curio Wellness
The Gentleman got the opportunity to try out some of Maryland’s first crop of medical marijuana this weekend…
NOW AVAILABLE- Medical Marijuana in Maryland!
The long wait is finally over, folks. Medical marijuana is available in several of Maryland’s new dispensaries starting…
The RISE of Silver Spring’s Medical Marijuana Dispensary!
Yesterday, your Gentleman, along with a small crowd of enthusiasts, industry insiders, and media attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony…
DC Medical Marijuana Bill Hearing
Right, so you’ve already figured out by reading the title that this isn’t your standard review. I suppose…
Sour Grapes (Abatin Wellness)
Abatin Wellness, one of the six licensed medical marijuana growers in DC, is one of my very favorite…
Pincher’s Creek (Abatin Wellness)
It’s been a few months since I last checked in on the MMJ program, and it occurs to…
Gabriel Cannabis Lemon OG
The royal G. Toker recently noticed that I haven’t been reviewing anything but concentrates. “Too much cannabis oil”.…
The Grower’s Circle SFV OG
Awww, man. No super powers. No demons running amok. How long do I have to wait for the…
Diplomat Hardcore OG from Pisos
Well, damn, folks. Reviewing my notes, it doesn’t look like we’ve got much good flowers left to write…
Landrace Labs vs Dogtown Pioneers
Heya, folks, it’s i502 Drew here with more advice for you jet-setting dabbers that want to see what…
Inflorescence Permafrost Terp Sugar
Greetings, Tokers! It’s i502drew, your Seattle-ite Satellite, broadcasting my Alpha waves direct to your eye-brains! There’s been considerable…
Blue Roots Terp Sugar
Welcome back, folks, it’s i502drew coming to ya from Seattle, WA, where there’s more weed stores than Trump…
Cannavative Live Honeycomb
Honeycomb concentrate from Cannavative in Las Vegas is the subject of today’s review and if you’re wondering why…
Puffin Farms Flowers from Oz Seattle
Although cannabis cannot yet be certified organic (because it’s federally illegal), Puffin Farms’ excellent flowers are probably as…
Bodhi High Vortex Terp Sugar
Step with me, won’t you friends, through Bodhi High’s Vortex for your latest review from the other Washington.…
Top-Shelf Strain Showdown in Spokane!
Psst. Part 1 of i502 Drew’s Spokane Top Shelf Showdown featuring the ooh-la-la cultivars he obtained at Satori…
Chong’s Choice The Sauce from SHANGO Las Vegas
SHANGO made my list of Vegas dispensaries to check out since they were also a cultivation center (meaning…
Double Black Extracts from Local Product
We’re gonna scoot back to Denver today and review some of the fabulous Purple Rockstar Terp Jelly from…
Spokane Top Shelf Showdown! Part 1- Satori North
Monday, July 10th, what am I missing? Says concentrated marijuana day here at Satori North. Huh. If you…
Happy 7/10 Everybody! Check out Moxie GT OG!
Ahh, our other favorite holiday has arrived and GT has got some Moxie. 7/10, baby! For those not…
Walden Pineapple BHO from Local Roots
Greetings again, my friends. It’s July 4th, folks, and you know what that means! Yes, indeed, today will be…
Gentleman Toker in the Washington Post!
HOLY SCHNIKES, FOLKS! The Washington Post wanted to know just where that lovely dank smell is coming from…
Khalifa Kush from REEF Dispensary
ooOoh, heeeyyy, maaaan. Do you *hup* do you *hup* didja know how much alcohol they give you in…
GT 1 Year Anniversary Review Live from Las Vegas!
So what’s a cheeky little cherub such as moi doing in Sin City, you ask? Ah, you read…
Seattle: Let’s Buy Some Prerolls!
Today, I’m gonna teach ya how- and more importantly, where- to buy prerolls while you’re visiting Seattle. You’re…
Harmony Shatter from AMA
My last Denver review was quite vicious (but fair, IMO) so it’s important that we balance that out with…
Cannabis Maximus from Ballpark
Ballpark Holistic Dispensary pitches recreational cannabis just a few blocks from Mile High Stadium but when the Gentleman stopped…
Craft710 PHO from The Giving Tree
The Giving Tree of Denver was highly rated in the Google reviews of dispensaries so I decided to…
THE CLEAR (Mahatma) Vape Cartridge
Cannabis Station wasn’t originally on the Gentleman’s list of dispensaries to check out in Denver, but getting my dainty,…
Shatter from Native Roots
Native Roots Apothecary was one of the highlights of my self-guided marijuana dispensary tour of downtown Denver. Located…
The Gentleman Smokes Denver (Weed): The Preface
The Gentleman has made his second round of the Denver cannabis scene, visited many dispensaries (ten), got a lil…
Korova Chocolate Chip Cookie
I have been looking to get my hands on one of these 150mg Chocolate Chip Cookies for ever and after…
Alternative Solutions Bud Rosin – Trick or Treat?
(Alternative Solutions gave me some of the sweet, new Goji OG and Blue Cheese bud rosin to try…
The Gentleman’s Concentrate Class (Holistic Remedies)
DC MMJ cultivator Holistic Remedies is holding a class on concentrates at National Holistic Healing Center tomorrow, combined…
Which DC Dispensary Do I Choose?
So, my fellow District resident and cannabis enthusiast, you’ve decided that becoming a medical marijuana patient is the…
Grapefruit Krush (Alternative Solutions)
This frosty lady is my personal favorite offering from Alternative Solutions. It smells and tastes exactly like its…
Cheese (Alternative Solutions)
When I tried a preroll of Big Buddha Cheese out in Seattle, it hit me in the head…
Merry’n’Berry (Holistic Remedies)
Veterans of DC’s MMJ program will know this strain well. It’s one of the oldest in Holistic Remedies’…
You Qualify for a DC Medical Marijuana Card!
Seriously. I don’t even know you- but I know that if you’re a DC resident, you qualify for a…
Master Kush (Holistic Remedies)
Oh, man, I love this strain. This energizing indica from Holistic Remedies will always have a place in my medicine…
New Strain 4/20 Sneak Preview- Midnight Skunk from Alternative Solutions
???????? The special 420 sneak peek from Alternative Solutions- a new pheno of Pineapple Skunk called Midnight Skunk!…