Stopped by the grand opening of District Hemp’s second location in Leesburg and got my hands on some CBD coffee! Pot-O-Coffee’s Jamaican Me Crazy blend of kahlua, caramel, and vanilla is a quite tasty, lightly acidic medium roast, plus the infused Heneplex cuts back on the jitters and racing thoughts…
Today we’re gonna talk about the Dixie Awakening Orange Zest Tablets, or as I like to call ’em, my weed pills. Hooray! We reviewed the Dixie Elixir Half & Half last June, which is licensed in Maryland by Curio Wellness, and found it effective, if not cost-effective for folks with…
Maryland’s medical marijuana program doesn’t allow what you’d traditionally think of as edibles, but companies have been able to get around the restriction with various tinctures, elixirs, tablets, and so on. Above you see Chewable Troches from Verano, pronounced tro-key not tro-shay which sounds more elegant, or at least I…
Now available from our friends at District Hemp, CBD Dog Treats from cbdMD! That’s right, baby! Don’t worry about getting Mr. Poopers high- while CBD is psychoactive, it ain’t the ‘get stoned and eat all the Fritos kind.’ Anecdotal evidence suggests it can ease the pain of arthritic old joints…
Maryland’s medical marijuana program prohibits the sale of what is traditionally thought of as edibles, so you won’t find any weed brownies or gummies, but they do have several infused, ah, ingestables options. That’s not a sexy word. Well, I mean, I just made it up, but it doesn’t sound…
Joint Delivery Co is bringing back their popular holiday gift boxes to celebrate Father’s Day, which is great, cuz how many half-assed art class mugs and tee shirts bearing moronic catchphrases about how much you love fishing or farting or whatever do you really need? Zero. These are thoughtless gifts…
Picked up two CannaPunch non-carbonated infused beverages on the recommendation of a friend out here. I drank one bottle- 100mg in one go, which is typical for my tolerance, after eating a CLIF bar for breakfast, then I grabbed a latte. And now I can see through all six dimensions.…
You’re a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages of Washington DC and Maryland dispensaries to find the best deals to celebrate 420? That’s my job. So I threw on the 80s station and got to it. Have you heard this…
JenniCannAdventures is a new ganja-touristing service with excursions to Alaska to see the Northern Lights (and smoke some), enjoy infused s’mores while you camp under the stars in Maine, and retreats right here in the Nation’s Capital. Therefore, I was certain to join JenniCannAdventures for their recent DC launch to…
Today is the day, my pretty penguins! DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity has officially begun. If you have your Maryland medical card– or a print out of your certification- you can visit any DC dispensary right meow! Be sure to check out the Gentleman’s Guide to DC Dispensaries before you go.…
Okay, this is Part 1 of the exciting changes coming to Washington DC’s medical marijuana program. As of yesterday (see my News page), the District’s medical marijuana patients are no longer limited to the dispensary printed on their card. That’s right, you can just walk right in to any of…
Easily my favorite of my more recent reviews and a helluva lot of fun to write, here’s my review of Soufeast Ratchet Cakes from Dope Uber. It occurred to me that it was unnecessary to actually explain all of the delicate topics brought up by this edible’s name, but what…
Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed regarding Initiative 71 means that there won’t be any further reviews of the concentrate, vape cartridges, or edibles from DC besides what’s available from the medical marijuana program on the site, at least…
Good evening, America. For tonight’s District of the Cannabis Union address, brought to you by I71 delivery brand NFUZD, I thought I’d take an hour of your time to brag about my accomplishments since the Kremlin bots got me elected to the office of Gentleman. I, the Great Golden Bull,…
Happy Friday, baby, it’s time for the next free weed giveaway! Quick FYI about the DC cannabis scene that doesn’t get enough mention in the media, roughly 75% of the brands featured on GentlemanToker.com are minority, female, or veteran-owned- sometimes all three. Opportunities to own a cannabis business are mostly…
Abatin Wellness, one of DC’s six medical marijuana cultivators, grows some of the finest flowers this Gentleman has ever smoked, as I’ve mentioned in this review and this one. But don’t just take my word for it! The consulting firm that Abatin uses is NaPro Research, who also happens to…
Missed All-Star Mondays this week? No worries, baby, Butter Nugg Cookies is BACK tomorrow at the Spaceship DC with plenty of great flowers, rosin, vape carts, and of course, their signature cookies. The address is 2452 18th St NW (in Adams Morgan), $10 cover at the door. But if you’re…
Butter Nugg Cookies is currently rocking some Humboldt Kush flowers, which they pressed into some awesome, super-smooth and terpy rosin they have available on its own or baked into their signature edibles. No matter how you prefer to medicate, Butter Nugg’s got ya covered. Kush for everybody! Today we’re gonna…
Ladies and lame, stupid boys (yuck!), it is my pleasure to introduce you this evening to one of DC’s most D fucking C brands, an important voice in Washington’s cannabis community almost as funny as YT (but much better liked. I tend to piss people off, can you imagine?), and…
Monday’s hottest new Initiative 71 compliant event for DC’s cannabis enthusiasts is All-Star Mondays at the Spaceship DC. If you’ve been eyeing the scene for a while, then this is the juke joint, my little Jezebel. The details are all in the flyer above! So why am I still blabbing…
Happy New Year, baby! So, 2017, huh? Look…despite the deep divisions in our culture and enmity amongst nations, I find myself filled with hope for the future, so long as I don’t read any Yahoo comments until after my morning dab. Eeesh. We can find a way to set aside…
As per ancient shamanic tradition handed down from Gentleman to Gentleman, I pulled the name of our Free Weed Contest winner at 4:20 sharp! They have been notified by email, so check yours and see if you won. Then get back to me and we’ll figure out the meet-up. If…
Ho ho ho, my rambunctious, red-nosed reindeer! Imagine the glee on your favorite stoner’s face when they open your present Christmas morning and it’s weed. They’re gonna be so happy! Oooh, I’m smiling just thinking about it! Joint Delivery Co is promoting their new Bulb Wellness brand with their Holiday Gift…
Happy Friday, peoples! I was looking for a way to say thanks to you guys for the crazy amount of love and support you’ve shown your friendly, neighborhood weed reviewer’s manic mid-life crisis website. So, like…how about I give one of you some free cannabis? Would you be into that?…
Supreme Delights is one of the earliest edibles brands to begin gifting cannabis-infused, chef-made treats under Initiative 71. Their continual DC marijuana pop-up presence is a testament to both the quality of their medicine and their goodwill amongst the community. You don’t really need the Gentleman to tell you that…
Black Friday is like The Purge, but for shopping. I guess we could call it The Binge. Some of you, regardless of the cold or the irreparable damage to your immortal souls, have been standing in line all morning to get a deal on the hottest new whatever-it-does from Bland…
Hell, yes! Despite the bitter cold and pouring rain, Virginians turned out to repudiate experimental mini-Trump Gillespie, electing another Democratic governor over threats that MS-13 would rape their babies and tear down all their statues of dead racist traitors. The only Confederacy I’m down with is “of Dunces,” but let’s…
If you’ve been around the DC marijuana event scene long, you already know Kazooted. Their passion for their craft has made them one of the names among the city’s many distinguished edible brands. Their signature truffles are exquisitely artisanal, more like tiny globes depicting the glory of Earth’s Chocolate Age…
Buenos dias, my carnal chupacabras! It’s here, it’s here, it’s finally here! Halloween Weekend, woot! Finally time to let my beautiful, brown curls down and have some fun. The Gentleman is a fan of Washington Vape Co’s vape cartridges already, as you’ll recall from my previous review, but I was really…
Ah, my gnarly, grotesque goblins, your Gentleman is positively gleeful as the ancient Harvest Festival approaches! Halloween weekend is the one time of year that my preferred method of socializing with ladies- getting hammered in the corner of a bar by myself, casting hungry, furtive glances has a chance of…
It’s a very special Wednesday, my wool-wearing wolves, for today we’ll induct another edibles brand into the exclusive club that’s actually got your Gentleman nice and medicated. It occurs to me that food infused with weed can be even more discreet than a vape cartridge for adventuring around the city,…
Happy Labor Day weekend, folks! Autumn is the city’s best season, the constant, beatdown heat and humidity of summer replaced with moderate temps, a cool breeze, and the scent of pineapple in the air… Oh, indeed. Your Gentleman has borne witness to a few watershed moments in the history of…
Hello again, DC! If you’re wondering where your new amigo Judge Bud Green has been (awwwww), blame Pink Rabbit Collective! This Initiative 71 canna-brand’s delightful assortment of delivery gifts kept me locked in a happy, fuzzy haze for the past couple weeks. They generously allowed me to sample their excellent…
DC’s favorite cannabis-infused syrup, the infamous SLACTAVIS from Dr. Brokeleg, will be the subject of your Gentleman’s review today. If you patronize the District’s marijuana parties, you’ll find the SLAC available from our good friends at Silly Bees you probably heard me mention once or twice. Maybe you’ve heard of…
Joint Delivery Co. is the newest kid on the block bringing the herbal heat (like shatter from Honeycomb Labs) to the District. Did you ever imagine a time where there would be a service that could be your one stop shop for all of your toking needs? Joint Delivery Co. is the Sandman…
I just found out about the most awesome new delivery brand, DCBudHub, and wanted to tell you beautiful people about it right away! DCBudHub does what I’ve been hoping someone would do forever- deliver cannabis gifts from some of the awesome Event brands that you’ve seen me review on this site.…
Fans of DC’s favorite cannabis-infused syrup, your rejoicement is nigh, for Dr. Brokeleg’s SLACTAVIS is NOW AVAILABLE from our good friends at Da DoGooders for DELIVERY! That’s right, you don’t even have to go to an Event to SLAC off if you don’t want to. You should, though, it’s a…
I know that a lot of folks out there primarily use this sexy little website to find the hottest brands that offer gift delivery to your District doorstep, but if you haven’t checked out the plethora of cannabis-inspired events that DC has to offer, then you are missing out on…
Yes! I got to a Now Available post while everything is still, y’know, available. Watch out now, I’m gettin’ good at this! I love a good Mash-Up, don’t you? There’s this one of Oasis and Green Day (don’t forget Eminem and Scottish slow-rockers Travis) that I’ve loved for-ever. Right, but…
Happy drizzly Monday eve to my dastardly District and DMV denizenites! Look, I know you’re busy, what with your trendy gastric juice cleanses, three-day trip-hop festivals, and that world-wide spider jumpin around in your pocket, people these days, I can’t even. But I figured you’d want to know that those most…
Cherry Blossom Confections, from DC TeaPad, is one of the premier edibles line to grace the DC community with mouthwatering goodies. If you frequent cannabis-friendly app LeafedIn, one of the easiest ways to find cannabis gifts around the city, then you already know that DC TeaPad stands out from the…
Happy Friday, my wacky, winged monkeys! What a gorgeous Friday to sit on the porch, crank up the Tom Petty, and enjoy some premium cannabis in the sunshine, eh? “But we tried all the services you wrote about already, GT,” you complain. “Really? All of them?” “Yes,” you yawn. “Wow.…
Nug Run DC is the newest initiative 71 brand to try their hand at satisfying the DC masses (here’s the link to their website). After experiencing several unsatisfactory edibles, these folks took matters into their own hands to provide the District with the premium products it deserves. With a strong gift menu…
The newest Initiative 71 delivery darling to catch your Gentleman’s eye is Canamelo. Their premise is to deliver sweet, sweet candy to District doorsteps with an even sweeter cannabis gift. I’ve been lucky enough to sample several of their recent flowers and I’m sure y’all will be as pleased as…
I have been looking to get my hands on one of these 150mg Chocolate Chip Cookies for ever and after searching near and far for the elusive three-eyed, derby-sporting cow to no avail, I was a giddy, misty-eyed Japanese school girl when Gentleman Toker handed over this tasty treasure for my first…
Da DoGooders is a premium-quality delivery brand that you might have missed running around the manic landscape of District’s cannabis scene following Initiative 71 unless you use LeafedIn, one of my favorite ways to find weed gifts and my go-to recommendation to tourists, who may not have a location in the…
Khaos Confections is one of the newest brands gifting weed edibles in Washington DC and even though I technically don’t even “do” edibles reviews at the moment- my unnaturally (supernaturally, perhaps?) high tolerance makes it a really unfair handicap and I am super not into letting anyone else write reviews for…
A new review is in order for our good friends at Silly Bees, if only to save your poor Gentleman from the deluge of emails asking how to get a hold of one of the hottest brands in DC. I understand your enthusiasm! The best way these days to find…
KindBag DC (now defunct) is expanding their gift menu beyond their delightfully aromatic flowers to include edibles, canna-butter (for making your own edibles or smear it right on some bread, why mess about, right?), tinctures, and a curated selection of fine concentrates. KBDC reached out to your Gentleman to get…
Okay, so I got to take part in the big #Trump420 joint giveaway put on by DCMJ and it was amazing. You’ve probably seen it like, all over the news, weed news, everybody’s been talking about it. I didn’t get to chat with any reporters personally, but s’alright- I had…
Welcome to the future, baby! It may be a New Year, but we still got the same old problems. Global tensions rising in a surge of nationalistic furor. Ever-widening economic disparity that’ll increase exponentially along with automation. Hey, don’t look at Fritz! He’s useless, I promise. And, wait, did anyone catch…
A tincture, for those unfamiliar, is cannabis extract in a liquid medium. Liquid weed, right! An extremely discreet way to medicate, it can be applied sublingually (under your tongue) for fastest relief or add it to your drink, mashed potatoes, or whatever to create an instant edible. This used to…
Dusk fell upon Traveller’s Road with a chill wind. Binding my cloak against it’s bite, my eyes searched the wood ahead for the evening’s shelter. It was then that the dark clouds overhead, which kept the glow of the heavens for themselves like a tall crowd round the gallows, roared and issued their…
That’s my favorite sign from Saturday’s March of the Clones protest, but the level of art production that went into this thing was really astounding, most especially the Carbonite version of artist Mike Flugennock’s Obama. You can find more on DCMJ’s Twitter feed, if you’re so inclined. I really should…
Welcome to The Grind. The opening moves of DC’s Green Rush have been made and we enter the mid-game proper. I have been honored to meet many other folks pushing for their own space in the young cannabis industry, who recognize the unparalleled opportunity of the current situation presented in the…
In case you hadn’t noticed, cannabis cookin’ is all the craze in DC these days. For sure, the requirement of a District of Health approved kitchen to produce edibles has proven too great an obstacle to this point for the medical program as a whole, and their absence has left…
So, my fellow District resident and cannabis enthusiast, you’ve decided that becoming a medical marijuana patient is the best way to ensure you never run out of that sweet, sweet Kush again. You’ve seen a canna-friendly sawbones and your fancy-dandy E-lec-tronik recommendation is racing through the interwebs as we speak to the District…
