Next Saturday is Cinco de Mayo and to celebrate, Artifacts Glass Gallery in downtown Frederick, MD is hosting live glass-blowing demos with Pennsylvania artist Kevin Beecher on the patio, DJs spinning inside, and the immaculate, the visionary, your hero, ME! The party is going from 2-10pm and is FREE to…
HAPPY 420, BABY! To help you kick off the festivities, I’ve compiled a list of gifts and specials from the Gentleman’s favorite I71 brands with links to their sites and my reviews all in one super-huggable bundle. It’s a celebration! Hidden Leaf DC *Hats for $35 today! WIN A HALF…
The National Cannabis Festival is back in 2018 and just around the corner! The RFK Stadium grounds are going to be quite hazy on 4/21, baby. GT faves like Bulb Wellness and Phone Homie will have booths, King Weedy Collective is hosting the lounges, and Cypress freaking Hill, man! I’ve…
The Bakked Dabaratus is on the forefront of a new generation of concentrate delivery systems, a pen-style distillate dispenser that’s safe to touch directly to your nail or banger (that’s the bowl part of your concentrate bong for my readers that still think 710 is an area code. I love…
Ok, this mostly made the cut cuz I just love this freakin’ statue, man. It’s so freakin’ raw! I don’t know whether to fuck it or fight it, but either way, the restraining order NMWA took out on me means I can’t get within 500 yards of the place. Are…
Glass House Gallery DC is the spot for the discerning head that desires to partake from only the finest paraphernalia. Every time I step in the door of their shop, conveniently located in the Shaw neighborhood at 1527 9th St NW, their beautiful catalogue of American-made rigs, bongs, and pipes…
Dear search engine bot, this is a review for The Apothecarry Case, thank you, and might I say you look very snazzy today? Everybody else, start here: Planets tremble at my approach. The proclamation of my Herald is the weeping of worlds. For eons, Gentlactus has strode across the infinite,…
Time for another gear review! PAX is one of the most popular names in the crowded portable vaporizer market. They’ve got a lot more prestigious press than my humble blog, with the earliest version hailed as the iPod of vapes for its simplicity. I don’t know if you’ve been around,…
Ahh, the winter crucible is nearly over. Your in-laws are pulling out of the driveway, the kids are off with the neighbor’s trying to poke each other’s eyes out with the new gizmos you got ’em, the corpses of endless waves of Deadites are chainsawed apart and stacked with the…
