Murder at the DC Marijuana Pop Up

Washington DC People were shot at two suspected marijuana pop-up events last weekend. – Tysean Dunkins, 25, attempted to rob the Hubbly Bubbly hookah bar and died of his wounds. – a man leaving a pop-up with a backpack was robbed and shot. He is expected to recover. Vendor or customer is unclear. –…

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Beware Fake Vape Cartridges in Washington DC

In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…

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DC Marijuana Legalization Update 1/9/19

PuffPuff DC Sour Grape flowers

Good afternoon buzz, my friends. This is Cliff Biffington, real life reporter dude with an important update on the status of marijuana legalization in the District. Well, I don’t know how important it is, really, but you might as well read about it here on my site excuse me, Gentleman Toker’s site.…

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cbdMD Dog Treats (District Hemp)

Now available from our friends at District Hemp, CBD Dog Treats from cbdMD! That’s right, baby! Don’t worry about getting Mr. Poopers high- while CBD is psychoactive, it ain’t the ‘get stoned and eat all the Fritos kind.’ Anecdotal evidence suggests it can ease the pain of arthritic old joints…

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METRC Outages Continue to Fail Maryland Medical Cannabis Patients

So I waaaaaaas gonna write a third review in a row for my pretty duckies, but we have a more pressing concern, which is that METRC is doing an absolute shit job of maintaining their seed-to-sale tracking system in Maryland, which is required by law for medical marijuana dispensaries to…

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Washington DC & Maryland Dispensary 420 Deals!

You’re a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages of Washington DC and Maryland dispensaries to find the best deals to celebrate 420? That’s my job. So I threw on the 80s station and got to it. Have you heard this…

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JenniCannAdventures

JenniCannAdventures is a new ganja-touristing service with excursions to Alaska to see the Northern Lights (and smoke some), enjoy infused s’mores while you camp under the stars in Maine, and retreats right here in the Nation’s Capital. Therefore, I was certain to join JenniCannAdventures for their recent DC launch to…

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WIN FREE TICKETS TO NCF!

PSA, baby! You can still win 2 free tickets to National Cannabis Festival (featuring Cypress Hill OMG!!!) next Saturday at RFK Stadium (Grounds) if you sign up for my newsletter TODAY! I’ll be accepting entries til midnight and notify the winner manana. Hurry hurry hurry!

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DC Medical Marijuana Dispensary Restriction Lifted!

Okay, this is Part 1 of the exciting changes coming to Washington DC’s medical marijuana program. As of yesterday (see my News page), the District’s medical marijuana patients are no longer limited to the dispensary printed on their card. That’s right, you can just walk right in to any of…

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National Cannabis Festival

The National Cannabis Festival is back in 2018 and just around the corner! The RFK Stadium grounds are going to be quite hazy on 4/21, baby. GT faves like Bulb Wellness and Phone Homie will have booths, King Weedy Collective is hosting the lounges, and Cypress freaking Hill, man! I’ve…

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DCMJ/DCCBA Weed Giveaway Tomorrow!

DCMJ, if you’re unfamiliar, was the driving force behind Initiative 71, the District law that allows for growing, possession, and sharing of ganja. In the post-I71 blissful chaosalypse, they continue their important work to advance the rights of cannabis enthusiasts and medical patients alike. DCCBA is one of the business…

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DC Board of Elections Meeting for Retail Cannabis Sales

Quick recap of the DC Board of Elections public hearing with regards to the Retail Cannabis Sales initiative today. This dude Assar Mustafa (probably spelled wrong, apologies) got an Initiative to the point of the BOE considering whether it could be on the ballot and from my understanding, it had…

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Grape Diamonds (Real Deal Farmz)

Incredible Bulk DC weed

It’s been a while since we checked in on Real Deal Farmz, hasn’t it? One of DC’s most talented growers in my own not-so-humble opinion, RDF’s organic, hydroponic flowers are consistently excellent, with wonderful scent profiles and terrific potency. We’ve already looked at his fantastic Grape Ape, Tangerine Dream, and…

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POLICE RAID DC MARIJUANA POP-UP EVENTS

EDIT: I’ve seen a screenshot circulating that states only two events were raided, no arrests were made, and the reason is that vendors had “in plain view, marijuana that was clearly in excess of two ounces, at both locations. The marijuana was confiscated.” Here’s the link. Pop-up events have continued…

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MEDICAL MARIJUANA FOR CHILDREN IN MARYLAND

In Maryland, children are able to qualify for the state’s medical marijuana program if they are accompanied by a parent/guardian for their visit and meet criteria for having failed other medications prior to seeking marijuana. Thankfully, the Maryland Medical Cannabis Commission (MMCC) realized the importance of medical marijuana for children…

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NOW AVAILABLE Silly Bees at Lit City Smoke Shop

UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC’s marijuana pop-up shops aren’t quite your cup of tea, but you still want to try some of that terpalicious Terpenstein shatter or sugar wax that your Gentleman has gone on and on about, and for good reason- the mad doctor’s…

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The RISE of Silver Spring’s Medical Marijuana Dispensary!

Yesterday, your Gentleman, along with a small crowd of enthusiasts, industry insiders, and media attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony for Silver Spring’s first medical marijuana dispensary, RISE. Andy Grossman, one of the partners that owns RISE, led with a short speech thanking Montgomery County and the Silver Spring community for their…

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Super Gold Shatter from Phone Homie DabberHashery

Phone Homie, host of The Slab Hour on ListenVision.com and an original, driving force in the District’s cannabis event scene, is as renown for his dashing haberdashery as his personal brand of concentrates. His thread designs strike a balance between heady and stealth, while the DabberHashery strikes Super Gold in their latest shatter…

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Moon Rocks from Terpy Solutions

DC’s young cannabis industry continues to grow with ambitious new outfits like Terpy Solutions, sprouting like weeds (teehee) among the Nation’s Capital to serve the demand left by Congress’ interference in the full implementation of Initiative 71. I sat down with them and came away impressed with their plans to disrupt the…

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Jack’s Cleaner Rosin from Plantgenix

Racists and fascists and narcissists, oh my! After years of listening to the Right bemoan “Emperor Obama” and his executive orders, a flurry of controversial, conservative orders have been passed by the new Muppet Administration. But it’s all cool now y’all are in charge, right? Hypocrites. And with a majority…

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Maryland Cannabis Dispensary License Awardees Announced!

The Maryland Medical Cannabis Commission has announced the companies that have been awarded Stage One license pre-approvals to run a medical marijuana dispensary (thanks for the heads up, Maryland NORML!). From here, the 102 dispensary entities enter Phase 2 and have to go through criminal background checks, financial verification, etc.…

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Gentleman’s Guide to the Club (Cloudy Tuesdays)

Let’s discuss the elephant in the room.  And the donkey. It is Election Night in the Nation’s Capital which means it is time to PARTY! Especially after this deplorable, pussy-grabbing basket-case of an election cycle is finally brought to heel by our corporate media masters. Whether tonight’s results have you celebrating…

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DC Seed Exchange (INTERVIEW)

Finally!  An Initiative 71-compliant seed exchange has taken root in DC and folks now have a simple, straightforward way to obtain their cannabis garden-starters.  DCSeedExchange.com was established to share top-quality genetics with our District’s ganjapreneurs, patients, & enthusiasts with a strong emphasis on the growing market of CBD-rich strains, but you’ll find plenty of good ole’ fashioned…

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DCMJ March of the Clones

That’s my favorite sign from Saturday’s March of the Clones protest, but the level of art production that went into this thing was really astounding, most especially the Carbonite version of artist Mike Flugennock’s Obama. You can find more on DCMJ’s Twitter feed, if you’re so inclined. I really should…

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Which DC Dispensary Do I Choose?

So, my fellow District resident and cannabis enthusiast, you’ve decided that becoming a medical marijuana patient is the best way to ensure you never run out of that sweet, sweet Kush again.  You’ve seen a canna-friendly sawbones and your fancy-dandy E-lec-tronik recommendation is racing through the interwebs as we speak to the District…

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DC Marijuana Social Use Ban

I’d like to personally thank and congratulate DCMJ for spearheading Initiative 71 and making the text of that legislation and this, the permanent social use ban, easily available to the public. If you’re interested in participating in DCMJ’s continuing fight for YOUR rights as a cannabis patient or enthusiast, check…

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Washington DC Initiative 71 Law Full Text

I’d like to personally thank and congratulate DCMJ for spearheading Initiative 71 and making the text easily available to the public. If you’re interested in participating in DCMJ’s continuing fight for YOUR rights as a cannabis patient or enthusiast, check out their website.  INITIATIVE MEASURE #71 SHORT TITLE “Legalization of…

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