It’s time to look at TITS again, hooray! The heavily trichomed TITS have taken the cannabis world by storm. You can find all sorts of TITS this season- Blue TITS, Purple TITS, Alien TITS… it’s just like Total Recall! Today we’re looking at the Sour TITS I got from new…
Our friends at DC gift weed pick-up service PuffPuff DC got more flavors than Baskin Robbins, baby! Above you’ll see their Banana Sherbet flowers. Give ’em a call at 202-262-0927 for all of today’s available gifts! Review: Alien OG More PuffPuff DC Photos!
We’re doin’ tw-tw-Two for Tuesday, baby! First up is this gorgeous Lemon OG from Bagged Buds’ exclusive flower gift selection. Available for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC! Here’s the full list of gifts available today: Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Crikey! Now that’s a preroll. 2 grams of Green Label Grinders‘ locally grown flower and kief in a blunt wrap with a wooden tip. My goodness. You can easily fit a roll of nickels in that tube and the King Kong Preroll takes up most of it. You’re gonna need…
Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have Sticky Monkey flowers (pictured above) to share with you! See you in the Clouds, baby!
Happy Friday, baby! Today DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has three different OG varieties to share with you: DeadHead OG Platinum OG SFV (San Fernando Valley) OG plus classic sativa Sour Diesel! the photo above is actually the Lemon Banana Sherbet from last week. Sure is…
Ready for some buds to go with this beautiful day, baby? Here’s today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Dope City Supreme. They’ve also got a new line of CBD gifts in, keep scrollin’!
Today we’ll be looking at a new DC gift weed delivery service called HashApp. They’re not really an app, so don’t worry, you don’t have to download anything to your phone and worry about a team of rogue cybernetic black-op squads tracking you down for wetwork contracts between metaplot episodes…
DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds has Biscotti flowers to share with you today! This indica-dominant hybrid would make a delightful companion to a nice latte during the daytime or a treat all by itself in the evening. Or maybe with a cupcake. I know, I’m so…
Welcome to the Jungle, baby! You’re gonna get friiiiiiiiiiiied! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery are sure to whet your Appetite for Destruction with this Blue Cheese! Also available today are Purple Diesel, Animal G4, & Purple Punch. You can visit Diamond…
Great White Shark Pick-Ups by Appointment in Washington, DC Open Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Monday from 10am-8pm. Our friends at Green Label Grinders have some Great White Shark to share with you today. Cue up a Jaws marathon, Quint! We’re gonna need a bigger bowl! Other available gifts from Green…
DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad has Kali Mist flowers to share with you! If this sparkly, classic sativa isn’t quite your speed tonight, no worries, DC TeaPad also has Purple Power Plant, Classic Cookies, and Lemon Banana Sherbet. Thank goodness we live in a part of…
In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…
Purple Punch Delivery & Pick-Ups Washington, DC Mon-Thurs 11am-7pmFri-Sat 11:30am-9:30pmSun 11am-7pm Happy Saturday, baby! Check out these gorgeous Purple Punch flowers that Spaced Out DC has to share with you today! Purple Punch is a cross of Larry OG and Ken Estes’ seminal Grandaddy Purp. This indica is totally…
You don’t have to wait until the dreadful annual reminder of your own fading mortality by friends and family to enjoy this Birthday Cake, baby! Available today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (& pick-up!) service DC TeaPad along with Hazy Jones and Blueberry (Jack the) Ripper. Review: AK-47…
Mint Julep Pick-Ups by Appointment in Washington, DC Open Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Monday from 10am-8pm. Our friends at Green Label Grinders have some spectacular Mint Julep to share with you today! The sweet mint aroma smells just like chewing gum, smokes incredibly smooth, and grinds down to the soft,…
Check out the Blueberry OG our friends at DC weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme have to share with you! Here’s today’s complete list of available flower gifts from Dope City: Read my reviews of Dope City Supreme’s Platinum Gelato and GG #1 gifts or click here for every…
Today our friends at gift weed pickup fave PuffPuff DC have Purple Urkle (pictured above) to share with you! Call 202-262-0927 to schedule your appointment now. Also available today: SATIVA Sour Grape Ice Tray Grapefruit Power Plant Sticky Monkey Crystal Coma HYBRID Chocolate Drop OG Cherry Train Cookies INDICA Durga Mata…
Gentleman Toker knows how to turn those blustery Monday frowns upside down, baby! Check out this Grape Punch from DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds. It smells delicious and will make you forget all about splitting atoms or writing spreadsheets or whatever it is you do to fund…
Happy Saturday, my warbling, wassailing wildebeests! Today our friends at DCvgift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have these Blueberry Kush flowers to share with you! PS they also do pick-ups. Other gifts available today include Green Fairy, Afgoo, Lemonade, Master Kush, and Berry White. Schedule your appoint now and we’ll see you in…
2019 and we are still finding new brands eager to enter DC’s frenzied fray of gift weed delivery & pick-up services, each determined to be faster, better, and more unique than those that came before. Pinnacle Product sells collectibles like sets of die-cast cars but they don’t need really need…
Say aloha to Kona everybody! This strain’s genetics originally hail from the Big Island in Hawaii but you can sacrifice them in your personal glass volcano here in DC courtesy of gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad! Also available today are Sour Diesel, Granola Funk, and U.K. classic Cheese!…
Hello, sunshine! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Blue Cookies (above photo and close-up below) to share with you! Also available today are Platinum Bubba, Animal G4, Purple Punch, Banana OG and Wedding Cake. You can visit Diamond City on the web…
Now that the beautiful snow is just a bunch of slush, our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds can bring you weed gifts, hooray! Today they have much-ballyhooed Mac flowers, pictured above, along with a bunch of other gifts for you to choose from. Oh, right! Be sure…
So, sometimes I think back on all the crazy shit I’ve said over the past couple years, mistakes I’ve made along the way, and get kinda down. But then I remember that today is gonna be somebody’s very first day here on GentlemanToker! I can’t change the past, but I…
Happy Saturday! Today our friends at gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have Green Fairy flowers to share with you, aka the popular sativa Green Crack, but I’m changing it cuz mine’s objectively better and it doesn’t make me think of that time that I mistakenly let this cable guy into…
Oh, this is a particularly joyous Friday, my ferocious, feral frogmen! The weather’s beautiful, the government is gonna stay open for a while (at least long enough to get your resume over to Amazon), and no doubt best news of all, gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad has Super…
Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! Did you forget??? Not to worry, my hopeful Romeos, our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme anticipated exactly this scenario and stocked the shelves with enough Roses, Candles, and Bath Bombs to fuel a localized population surge tomorrow. Naturally, the gifts…
It’s cooooold outside, baby! Stay warm and extra toasty inside with classic Cookies flowers from DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9! I wouldn’t say not to some hot cocoa either. I don’t suppose you have any marshmallows to go with? Possibly cut out into fun muppet shapes? Yeah, sure,…
Today our friends at gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Platinum Bubba (above photo) to share with you! Also available today are Wedding Cake, Animal Glue, and Zkittles. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien OG More…
Only good vibes pass thru this Gas Mask, baby! It won’t help you cross the Radioactive Zone, of course, but after a fat blunt your second head will chill out and then you can concentrate on hunting the flesh of your fellow humanoids instead of bickering with each other, so…
Behold Hades OG, my razor-fanged harpies! Freshly reclaimed from The Pit by our friends at I71 weed pick-up service Green Label Grinders. Schedule your appointment to get yours now! Here’s the full list of flowers they have available to share with you today: SATIVA Blue Magic INDICA Hades OG (above) Forbidden…
Merry Super Bowl’s Eve, everybody! Schedule your appointment with I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 before the game so you don’t have to miss a single commercial getting up to answer the door! Today they have Blackberry Kush flowers to share with you today (pictured above) along with White Tahoe Cookies, Afgoo, and Classic Cookies.…
Happy Snowy Friday, baby! Those hardy souls brave enough to venture out into this winter wonderland will find some positively deelish Chocolate Drop flowers (pictured above) from our friends at I71 pickup fave PuffPuff DC. Call 202-262-0927 to schedule your appointment now! Also available today: SATIVA Sour Grape Cherry Train Crystal…
Soak up those sexy thirty-five degree temperatures while you can, mijos, the Polar Vortex approacheth! That sounds crazy scary. What if it never goes away? What if it’s the beginning of a new Ice Age in our own backyards the day after tomorrow? I bet you’ll feel bad for driving a…
Check out these pretty Pineapple Mango Kush flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! Our amigos buenos at DCD also have Glookies, High School Sweeheart, and these Purple Headband flowers to share with you today! You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via…
I got an email this weekend from one of my newsletter subscribers that is a conservative(?) and wasn’t to cuss me out (!?!) They had decided to write their Republican delegate for not supporting marijuana legalization and wanted to share their letter with me. They literally threatened to vote Democrat…
I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 has some B-A-U-tiful Tre OG flowers to share with you today, pictured above, along with Super Glue, Burmese Kush, White Tahoe Cookies, Afgoo, and Mango flowers. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the Purple Headband flowers pictured above along with Glookies, Pineapple Mango Kush, High School Sweetheart, Fortune Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Platinum Cookies. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Platinum Widow and Silver Kush gifts. Oh! If you need some walking-around joints, check out Dope City’s DC 5 Pack. Get a dozen and stash em in your bug-out…
In further evidence that we are living in the classiest timeline, today college football champion Clemson Tigers were invited to our fair city to dine at the White House, but since the cooking staff is furloughed, Russia’s Bottom Bitch served up a platter of Wendy’s and McDonald’s instead. GASP! How…
Hope y’all enjoyed the snow, cuz it sounds like we’re in for another round later this week! Aargh. The only good things about snow are hot chocolate and snuggling up with someone you like. Other than that it’s just extra unpaid shoveling and no one will deliver pizza. Or weed…
Week 3 of the shutdown and I’m starting to panic. Hello??? Who is governing me, please??? I’M NOT S’POSED TO BE ALONE THIS LONG! Desperate for some semblance of bureaucratic normalcy during the shutdown, I’ve turned to binging Parks & Rec on Netflix. I think it was a huge mistake…
Our government may be shut down, DC’s vaunted museums may be shuttered, our national parks slowly turning into landfills because people are just the absolute worst (I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords), but you can count on our friends at I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 to brighten your gray…
Oooh, have you guys watched Black Mirror: Bandersnatch yet? I loved the Choose Your Own Adventure gimmick. The first time thru. Then I get bored. Cuz it’s also a game somehow? But one you can’t really win, unless SPOILER ALERT you consider putting out a 2.5 star game without killing…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the beautiful, locally grown Sour Cream flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Lemon Chem, and Red Headed Stranger. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Le bon temps roule, baby!…
WOO WOO! HELLO PARTY PEOPLES! What are you doing tonight? Personally, I’m gonna check out the super sketchy party at some lounge or whatever I saw advertised on an h-stake sign on the side of the road. What better way to ring in the New Year than walking into what is…
Have you heard Palace Winter’s Nowadays yet? Definitely my favorite album of 2018 and the most impressive sophomore effort I’ve heard in a long while. So many bands fail to recapture their original spark in their second album, but Nowadays feels like discovering a new city with an old friend. The…
Christmas is gone but we still got plenty trees under the tree, baby! Metaphorically, of course, I don’t have an actual tree in my house because trees belong outside, obviously, circulating what little oxygen will remain when the rainforests have been razed into boats for the impending WaterWorld sequel, unless…
Hope y’all had a great holiday! Above you’ll find today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme. For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blueberry Kush and Pineapple Flash gifts. Oh! Remember to get yourself one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints,…
We are doing one more weed giveaway in 2018 and it’s a doozy, baby! I’m giving out not one, not two, but EIGHT FREE QUARTERS this Friday! Kinda sad, this is gonna be the last free weed giveaway we run here at GTHQ. Thank you guys so much for signing…
Only a couple more days to stock up on cannabis to make your visit with in-laws and other people’s children more tolerable, friends. Stock up now! Don’t go emailing me at ten o’clock on Christmas Eve asking where the weed’s at! I’ll be on the roof staking out Saint Nick…
Ah, another government shutdown looms. What could be more fun than A Christmas Purge? It’ll be just like Fortnite IRL! Plus I’ve already got my own dance! But I can’t show you til the patent is approved, Epic ain’t jackin’ this sweet GT joint like they did Carlton. It’s very sexy,…
Awww yeah, you ready to get riggity-riggity-wrecked? Trainwreck, pictured above, now available for delivery from our friends at Cloud 9 along with Blue Cookies, Super Glue, Burmese Kush, and Super Blue Dream flower gifts. And don’t >uuurp< don’t forget the OG Prerolls, Morty! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Wow! Check out my photo of the Pre ’98 Bubba Kush available today from our friends at PuffPuff DC! I mean, sure, it helps to have a photogenic subject, but that’s a helluva pic. Is there some kind of award for cannabis photographers I should be winning? No, you probably have to…
Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have some gorgeous Grandaddy Purp to share with you! Even better, they exhibit the classic Purp smell we wuvv so much- rich, warm, a bit spicy…mmm. That’s the stuff, baby! If I were a stoner, which I am, I’d be…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The…
May I interrupt your Super Smash Bros binge for a moment with these Super Blue Dream flowers from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? They also have Blue Cookies, Super Glue and Burmese Kush gifts to share with you today. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Mimosa and Vanilla Kush. And don’t…
Today our friends at I71 pick-up fave PuffPuffDC have some frosty and delicious Sour Grape flowers to share with you, Washington! Photo above, naturally, but the internets aren’t scratch’n’sniff for…obvious reasons…so you’ll have to take my word for the second part until you schedule your own appointment to check it out! Review:…
Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have the classic sativa Sour Diesel to share with you, extra-frosty, just the way you like ’em, baby. And there’s plenty more strains where that came from- schedule an appointment for your own gift today! Cuz I don’t know…
Don’t let those grey clouds get ya down, amigo! Today you can get Burmese Kush (pictured above) from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 along with Blue Cookies and the Super Glue I showed you last week. Plus there’s a new season of MST3K on Netflix! You’re gonna need all three to survive…The Gauntlet! It’s pretty…
Today’s gift selection from I71 fave Green Label Grinders (available exclusively via pick-up appointment) includes the Key Lime Pie flowers pictured above on the leg of my jeans. That’s right, baby, I literally run this site by the seat of my pants. Good thing I washed ’em! The jeans, I mean. Not…
While you’re out getting gifts for all the Whos in your Whoville, don’t neglect to get one for yourself, honey! You deserve something nice, you’ve been awfully good this year. Well, other than The Incident with The Neighbors, but the siding was replaced months ago and Bob’s limp is hardly…
We’ll have to call you Dorothy if you win this week’s giveaway, cuz Dope City Supreme is sending you off to see the Wizards! All you have to do for your chance to win one of their hot new DC 5 Packs of individually-sealed prerolled joints PLUS two tickets to see…
Support your I71 gifters this Small Business Saturday like Cloud 9 instead of going outside where it’s raining and cold to drive to the mall to fight for a parking spot to pick over the carcasses of yesterday’s sales and wait in endless lines and buy too many cream-filled pretzels,…
Why risk getting curb-stomped at Wal-Mart over a $99 tablet when you can relax at home where it’s warm and you can get weed delivered from your favorite I71 gifters? That’s right, baby, it’s a Black Friday Extravaganja!!! DC TeaPad Skywalker OG, Rocket Fuel, Petrol on Fire GET 15% OFF…
Turkey, check. Potatoes, check. Weed? Wait, I thought you were bringing the weed, man! No worries, you still have time to hit up I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs for flower gifts like the Purple Punch pictured above. They’ve also got Exotic Prerolls on deck if you’re (understandably) too…
There’s still time to get weed before the in-laws arrive, but you better hurry! Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have some pretty Blue Gelato flowers (pictured above) along with Candy Kush and the Gelato 33 I showed you last week. Now that you got some…
Kick back and relax this weekend with Exotic Prerolls, now available in a veritable smorgasbord of your favorite flavors from I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs! Should you wish to roll your own, presented here is today’s flower list for your consideration, dear patron: SATIVA SourLope HYBRID Mega Wellness Biscotti…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes Cherry Pie, Sunset Sherbet, and the Gelato flowers above. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Bon appetit, baby! Review: Alien OG More Diamond City Photos!
Have yourself a gander at this exceptional batch of Gelato #33 available today from our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds! Beautiful, frosty, with a refined aroma, these flowers are leaving DC fast, like Bryce Harper fast, like Crystal City housing prices post-Amazon fast, like, like, very fast, man,…
WARNING: BLUE COOKIES ARE EXTREME GAS. HANDLE KNOWING THAT EVERYONE ON THE SUBWAY IS LOOKING AT YOU. YES THEY CAN SMELL IT. I CAN SMELL IT FROM THE INTERNET, SON. Seriously, these Blue Cookies flowers have fill-the-room, blow-up-your-spot pungency. Get on the Blue Cookies from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 right…
Halloween is over but you know the Gentleman has plenty of treats left in his bag, baby! How ’bout the classic cannabis cultivar AK-47 (above), available today from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? Also available today are Blue Cookies, Pina Colada Frosty, Animal Cookies, and White OG. FYI, there’s an…
Everybody had a good time last night? Ready to let le bon temps rouler into November? Ok, baby! That’s what I like about you, you’re my kind of maniac. We’ll start with these Sour Cheese hybrid flowers (pictured above) from I71 pick-up fave PuffPuffDC! If that don’t get your motor running,…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! You’re not gonna let a little thing like Wednesday get in the way of a good time, are you? Our friends at I71 delivery & pickup fave Trending Leafs (back with a swank new site), like helpful Igors, eagerly await the order to throw that switch and turn…
A ghastly greetings to you on this fine Devil’s Night, my garrison of gnarled ghouls and garish grotesqueries! No reason to delay the festivities until tomorrow- you can get your monsters mashing today with flowers from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds. Their classic Super Silver Haze flowers are…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 pick-up fave Green Label Grinders! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th…
Virginia’s first retail CBD store, District Hemp, celebrates their One Year Anniversary this weekend, so what better time to drop by and check out all the new goodies? FYI, the official ribbon-cutting is on Friday at 1pm in Manassas. All District Hemp’s house lines will be discounted 15% Friday and Saturday,…
Ohmagerrrd this election cycle is waaaay too tense. Are you tense? I’m tense, man. Why didn’t George Soros tell the globalist cabal to hold the migrant caravan until after the elections? Unless they’re trying to get the Trump admin to lock up little kids again right before we vote? Why,…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blackberry Kush and Bruce Banner gifts. You should probably pick up one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints, too, don’t you think? I always like to have…
FIRE IN THE BOWL!!! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is their gorgeous signature strain Grape Grenades (above) along with Vanilla Gelato, Sour Diesel, and Wedding Cake flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Oh, right! As…
Today’s gift selection from DC gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 includes the White OG flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Double Blue Dream, Pina Colada Frosty, and Animal Cookies. Cloud 9 delivers, so you don’t have to go out in this bleh weather. But if you do, Bob…
The latest gem from the Green Label Grinders I71 garden is this Lemon Haze (sativa) pictured above, but if that ain’t your speed, don’t worry ’bout a thing, Keanu. Not only do they have plenty of pretty flowers for you to choose from, but they offer the flexibility of pickup and…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 pick-up & delivery fave Diamond City Delivery! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter.…
Check out the Banana Split flowers available today from I71 pick-up fave PuffPuff DC! Perfect for sharing with that special someone on a beautiful fall day here in the Capital Wasteland or smoke ’em all to yourself, cuz you’re pretty special all by yourself, my intricate little snowflake, and you don’t…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply received…
Check out the Purple Punch NOW AVAILABLE from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! The full list of flower gifts available today is below for your perusal, my friend, at your convenience, of course. If you’d rather get your flowers rolled and ready to smoke, look no further than…
LET US SMOKE CAKE! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is the very popular Wedding Cake strain along with White Alien OG, Banana Do-si-dos, and God’s Green Crack flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
Happy Hump Day, baby! If you’re looking for a little pick-me-up to get you up and over, then check out your Wednesday flower gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds: SATIVA: Sour Diesel Agent Orange SFV OG HYBRID: Larry OG Sticky Monkey Sour OG OG Kush INDICA:…
Today’s gift selection from I71 pick-up fave PuffPuff DC includes the regal King Louis XIII above. Ok, so at first I thought King Louis XIII was the one that murdered all his wives, and while dark, would kinda make sense in that ‘off with yer head’ kinda vibe, but no, that was…
Alright, alright, the hurricane’s off (“What’s ‘e say?” “Sez ‘erricane’s off, mother.” “Oh, shame, and I had me nice poncho picked out an’ everythin.”), but you can still stock up on quality buds, my luvs. Just look at that pretty Purple Punch! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave…
OHMYGOD A HURRICANE’S A’COMIN’ Y’ALL!!! The news is all like FLORENCE: SHE’S GONNA MESS YOU UP. It sounds like we’re out of the Danger Zone but you’re gonna have a hard time getting bud delivered if the roads are flooded or you can’t charge your phone or- aghast! your in-laws from…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Dope City Supreme! All you have to do for your chance to win one of their hot new DC 5 Packs of individually-sealed prerolled joints PLUS an eighth of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up…
Awright, awright, it’s back to werrk wiff yew slags on Monday. Ya got til then to muck about in yer drawers and such! I71 pick-up fave Puff Puff DC has the stuff that’ll put the hair on yer chest fer certain. Above we’ve got Three Kings, but don’t forget that somebody’s…
For the Gentleman who can’t be bothered with trivial details like rolling their own joints or choosing their flower gift but merely wants their weed, and wants it NOW, damn your eyes, and ready to smoke, too, I71 pick-up & delivery fave Dope City just rolled out their DC 5…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 pick-up faves, PuffPuff DC! All you have to do for your chance to win a TOTALLY FREE quarter-ounce of flower is is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out…
Look, up in the sky- is it a bird? A plane? No, it’s YOU, my mild-mannered reporters, with a little help from Superman OG, now available from I71 delivery & pickup fave Green Label Grinders! They also have Blackwater, Candyland, Do-si-dos, Grease Monkey, San Fernando Valley OG, Sticky Monkey #4, Somango,…
Check out the Jungle Punch that just arrived from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery! They also have Jet Fuel, Fire OG, Grape Pie, and that StarDawg Guava I showed you last week. You can visit them on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Review: Alien…
Happy Friday! Your gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds includes Pink Cookies, SFV OG, Lamb Bread, Sour Diesel, Punch OG, Headband, Gorilla Cookies, Private Reserve OG, Sticky Monkey, and Zookies. For all my uptown girls (and downtown men- that’s what I am), the Gentleman suggests their…
Mmm, that StarDawg Guava looks good enough to eat, but don’t, cuz you can’t get high that way (I tried once). This pretty space island fruit just dropped from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery along with Jet Fuel, Headband, Super Sour Diesel, and Jungle Punch flowers! You can…
Your Friday gift selection from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 includes the Blackberry Gelato I showed you last week along with Pinot, Black Lime Reserve, and the Classic Cookies pictured above. Classic Cookies is what I call the cultivar formerly known as Girl Scout Cookies, cuz the Girl Scouts have…
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by one of my I71 delivery & pick-up faves, Diamond City! All you have to do for your chance to win is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. But not too…
Your Saturday gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme includes: TIER 1 White Cheese (above, Hybrid) Jack Herer (Sativa) Critical Kush (Indica) TIER 2 Mango Kush (Hybrid) Cinderella 99 (Sativa) Lemon Sour Diesel (Sativa) Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Happy Friday, baby! If you find your stash running a tad low, might I suggest DC gift weed delivery fave Cloud 9’s new Private Reserve gifts, like the trich-covered Blackberry Gelato (above) or Classic Cookies? Cloud 9 also has Orange Hill Special, Pinot, Star Cherry, Black Lime Reserve, and Sticky…
The Future is here, baby, look how she sparkles! And it’s a hybrid, of course, just like the cyborgs we’ll all be forced to become if we intend to fend off an invasion of space bugs in the year of our Lord 2142. I, for one, welcome our new insect…
You made it to Friday, baby, congrats! Now, how ’bout some Pinot flowers from Cloud 9 to kick off your weekend, you classy bastard? Cloud 9 also has Golden Lemon SFV, Orange Hill Special, Star Cherry, Sticky Monkey, Skywalker OG, and Black Lime Reserve flower gifts available today. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
How does a fat slice of Grape Pie from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery sound to get you over Hump Day, baby? Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include: Citrus Clementine (Sativa) Blue Cookies (Indica) Phantom Cookies (Hybrid,…
Happy Friday, baby! Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Star Cherry (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, Skywalker OG, Black Lime Reserve, and Jagermeister. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Today’s gift selection from longtime I71 pick-up fave Puff Puff DC includes the Wedding Cake buds pictured above along with: HYBRIDS:Chocolate OGBlue MuffinBlue DreamINDICAS:Mango CheeseBlue Cheese DreamLarry OGSATIVAS:Sour DieselTITSJack FrostFire Gorilla Review: Alien OG More PuffPuff DC Photos here!
Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Black Lime Reserve (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, Skywalker OG, Star Cherry, and Jagermeister. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
You made it to Friday, baby! Now you can kick back and enjoy this beautiful weather with some equally beautiful buds, like this Gelato from I71 pick-up/delivery fave Diamond City Delivery. Visit their swanky new website or text to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. More flowers available from Diamond City today include:…
You know nothing about these Jon Snow hybrid flowers from I71 delivery fave Dope City Supreme, but you could if you wanted, cuz just like our hero after Ygritte’s demise, it’s NOW AVAILABLE! Swoon, right? Anyway, Dope City also has Sled Dog and Black Diamond flowers in their Tier 1…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Bagged Buds includes the outstanding Blue Cookies pictured above along with Jet Fuel, Pink Cookies, OG Kush, Classic Cookies, Goji OG, Agent Orange, and Cherry Limeade. More gift pics below! Review: Sunset Sherbet More Bagged Buds Photos!
Happy Friday the 13th to all the Gentleman’s golems and goblins! Today’s gift selection from Cloud 9 includes the Jagermeister (indica) flowers pictured above along with Classic Cookies, Golden Lemon SFV, Pinot, Sticky Monkey, Orange Hill Special, and Skywalker OG. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Your weekend gift selection from I71 delivery fave Diamond City Delivery includes the sparkly Sherbet Gelato pictured above, AKA Sherbato, AKA Sherblotto, AKA Sherlock Gelatolmes, AKA Sher-Hand ‘Lato, AKA Sir Sherbs-a-lat, and so on, you get the idea, a new cross of Sunset Sherbet and Gelato. They’ve also got Citrus…
Happy Friday, baby! Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 includes the Sticky Monkey flowers pictured above (ok, it’s GG4, but I hate calling it that) along with Golden Lemon SFV, Classic Cookies, Purple Kush, Pinot, and Orange Hill Special. Bon appetit! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9…
Wouldja look at the colors on this baby? Grease Monkey from Green Label Grinders not only has these deep, rich purple hues and beautiful trichomes, it’s also got a helluva nose on it. Other gifts now available for delivery or pick-up from Green Label include: Misty Kush (Indica) Ice (Hybrid)…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Skywalker OG flowers above along with Purple Kush, Sticky Monkey, Banana OG, Skunk, and Boss OG. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Today’s gift selection from longtime I71 pick-up fave Puff Puff DC includes the beautiful, bright green Lemon Haze sativa buds pictured above along with: Super Skunk (Sativa)Candyland (Sativa)Blue Dream (Hybrid)Blueberry (Indica)Monster Cookies (Indica)Aurora Borealis (Indica)Vida Cork (Indica) Review: Alien OG More PuffPuff DC Photos here!
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery includes the gorgeous Bubba OG pictured above along with Blueberry Skunk (very blueberry-y) and J1 (Jack Herer x Skunk #1). Text Diamond City today to schedule your appointment at 202-509-9624. Ask about the Orange Cookies if you’re looking for a real punch…
The Gentleman’s newest I71 buds are Bagged Buds! I reviewed their Sunset Sherbet recently, let’s see what gifts they have today, hmm? I know my sativa-heads are gonna dig to the Jet Fuel pictured above. They’ve also got Gorilla Candy, Sticky Monkey, Wedding Cake, Blueberry, Lemon Tree, and Super Silver…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Purple Kush flowers above along with Golden Lemon SFV, Gorilla Glue, Banana OG, Skunk, and Boss OG. Ya gotta collect ’em all, Ash! Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
It’s Friday, baby, you made it! Why don’t you Treat Yo Self to some of these gorgeous, frosty Cookies & Cream hybrid flowers from I71 delivery/pickup fave Diamond City Delivery? Mmm-mmm, looks good, don’t it? Seriously, click that link. Oh, right! The other gifts that Diamond City Delivery has to choose…
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery/pick-up brand Cloud 9 includes the Boss OG pictured above along with: Golden Lemon SFV Banana OG Purple Kush Skunk Silver OG Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
It’s time for another giveaway, y’all! This time I got Green Label Grinders on board so you can check out their awesome flowers for FREE! I’m also changing things up a bit. You won’t have to meet me, personally. From here on, the great and powerful Oz shall remain behind…
The weekend is here, the skies are clear, and the sweet scent of victory still hangs heavy in the air after the Capitals, at long last, captured the Stanley Cup last night. Time to kick back and schedule an I71 gift delivery, yeah?Rabble Dabble has been around the scene for…
Delivery/pick-up brand Green Label Grinders has consistently impressed your Gentleman with the quality of their locally grown flowers. If you haven’t checked ’em out yet, you’re missing out, mijo! Today’s gift selection include sexy new flavors like the Candy Apple sativa (above) and Blackwater indica (below) along with the Blue Rhino…
Really digging these Golden SFV flowers from Cloud 9, an I71 brand that offers delivery and pick-up options (check out their swanky new website here). Cloud 9 also has Banana OG, Skunk, and Silver OG flowers gifts available today. Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
Gorgeous colors on this Jack Herer indoor-grown flower from i71 pick-up fave PuffPuffDC! And they’ve got more goodies, too, such as: BioDiesel (Sativa)Chocolate OG (Hybrid)Skywalker OG (Indica)Blue Dream Train (Hybrid)Peach Diesel (Sativa)Strawberry OG (Hybrid) Review: Alien OG More PuffPuff DC Photos here!
Happy Memorial Day Weekend, baby! Get your brain BBQ started with Diamond City Delivery: Zkittles (pictured) Blueberry Crack Monster Cookies Grease Monkey Blue Cookies Sour Diesel TEXT 202-509-9624
Today’s gift selection from Dope City Supreme includes: TIER 1 Zelda’s Gift (pictured, Sativa) GSC (fka G.S. Cookies, Hybrid) Sour OG (photo here, Hybrid) TIER 2 Gorilla Glue (Hybrid) Hindu Kush (Indica) Blue Dream (Sativa) Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up brand Cloud9 includes: Banana OG (pictured) Golden SFV Silver OG Black Jack Chiesel Skunk Review: Ghost OG More Photos
Another new I71 brand to the site, had to show off this God Bud from King Budz DC, available for delivery and pick-up! King Budz DC’s Mother’s Day gift selection includes: God Bud (pictured) Jet Fuel Quantum Kush Blackberry OG ASK ABOUT ZKITTLES & BUBBLEGUM!
They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re about to be everybody’s newest I71 BFF. Meet Diamond City Delivery, everybody! My newest favorite weed gifting service offers delivery and pick-up so you can get your cannabis gifties in whatever way is most convenient for you, my precious, summer snowflake. It…
Happy Friday, baby! Get the weekend started with flowers from Dope City Supreme. Today’s selection includes: TIER 1 Sour OG (pictured, and oooweee that smell!) Green Crack Bubba Kush TIER 2 Gorilla Glue Hindu Kush Blue Dream Review: Platinum Gelato More Dope City Photos! VISIT DOPE CITY ONLINE!
Today’s gift selection from Clowd9-Online (now offering PICK-UP) includes: Goji OG (pictured) Black Jack Pink Cadillac Chiesel Review: Ghost OG More Cloud 9 Photos!
You made it to Friday, baby, congrats! Now, here’s today’s gift selection from PuffPuff DC to get your weekend started: Lemon Hashplant- Indica (pictured)Mendo X Pineapple- IndicaPure Vida- IndicaFire OG- HybridSour Blueberry- HybridT.I.T.S. X (Indoor)- HybridChemdawg- SativaTangerine- SativaLemon OG- Sativa Review: Alien OG More PuffPuff DC Photos here!
New I71 delivery brand DC Green Kings mission statement caught the Gentleman’s attention right away: No Mids. No Shake. Only Top Shelf. Ok, baby, we’ll give it a whirl! Naturally, this premium brand arrives in discreet, professional packaging befitting the high quality gifts within because the real Green King was…
I couldn’t wait to let you know about the latest I71 activist group offering delivery and pick-up options to earn the Gentleman’s much-vaunted blessing, Diamond City Delivery! Their signature flower strain is the White Gold pictured above, a cross between White Widow and Himalayan Gold. Here’s their full list of…
Today’s gift selection from I71 pickup brand DC Monumental includes: Strawberry Cough (photo above) Jack Wreck Grapefruit Grapefruit Glue Headband x Grapefruit
Quick shoutout to Honey Gold Capital! I quite enjoyed the ’77 Dream and OG Kush HGC graciously allowed me to sample. If you’re looking for potent cannabis, your Gentleman can certainly recommend this I71 activist. Pick-ups by appointment only! Follow HGC on Instagram for more details.
GreenLabel Grinders just dropped their special 420 gift selection list today, so you can get it a day early and start the holiday off right tomorrow! Wonder Woman (pictured above) Candyland Do-Si-Dos Gorilla Glue Monster Cookies Phantom OG San Fernando Valley OG Reviews: Big Bud and Blue Rhino More Green…
Book your delivery with Dope City Supreme today through their website and the DCS team will contact you for order details! Today’s gift selection includes: TIER 1 FLOWERS Limoncello- Hybrid (pictured, very frosty) Sour Diesel- Sativa BANJO (Hybrid) Platinum Gelato (Hybrid) *ASK ABOUT… OG Kush (Hybrid) Cherry Pie (Hybrid) Dutch…
Today’s gift selection from GreenLabel Grinders: Black Lime (Indica) Larry OG (Hybrid) Monster Cookies (Indica) San Fernando Valley OG (Hybrid) Cannahiba Slims *ASK ABOUT GG4! *ASK ABOUT SWEET CHEESE! Reviews: Big Bud and Blue Rhino More Green Label Photos!
Cloud9-Online is the newest delivery brand to hit the I71 scene and wanted your Gentleman’s opinion, naturally, on their Ghost OG flowers. I mean, what they really want is for me to tell you about them, and I’m always happy to write about good cannabis. And, uh, swamp monsters, sometimes.…
Dope City Supreme immediately impressed the Gentleman with strong branding and some of the prettiest flowers I’ve found around the District’s I71 marijuana gifting scene. I worked in printing for fifteen years and have a strong appreciation for a hot logo and quality promo gear, like DCS’ branded apparel and…
Happy Friday from GT and PuffPuff DC! 7 grams of their gorgeous Gelato flowers just went to one of my newsletter subscribers- maybe it was you? Check your email, baby, I’ll wait! PuffPuff DC is one of my favorite i71 delivery/pick-up services. They’ve always got a terrific selection of gifts,…
Green Label Grinders has a fresh batch of Blue Rhino cured and I don’t want you to miss out! I mean, if you’re out of town, or, like, a doctor that’s been kidnapped by the Mafia, trying to perform bullet-surgery in an old meat freezer while your captor’s argument over…
Good morning, lovebirds! It’s Valentine’s Day, which means everyone hates you what with the kissing and the petting and the pet names! You’re a smoochy face. No you’re a smoochy face. No you’re a…Sigh. It’s enough to make folks feel sympathetic toward the chainsaw-wielding maniac chasing you through the woods.…
We may just over four hours away from a government shutdown, but the Gentleman is the very definition of essential personnel and thus, remains hard at work looking for new DC weed gifting services like Green Label DC to satiate the desires of my cruel, clairvoyant dolphin-masters. By Neptune, we’ve…
Happy New Year, baby! So, 2017, huh? Look…despite the deep divisions in our culture and enmity amongst nations, I find myself filled with hope for the future, so long as I don’t read any Yahoo comments until after my morning dab. Eeesh. We can find a way to set aside…
I can’t help thinkin’ how handy some turtle shells would be at clearing this holiday traffic off the aisles and roads and outta my damn way, I got stuff to buy for ungrateful jerks that think they’re so much better than me cuz I smoke weed so I can spend…
Hello, my snow angels! Well, when you’re finished playing outside, why don’t you cozy on up with some hot cocoa and an even hotter recommendation from your Gentleman? DC Monumental is the newest marijuana gifting brand bringing serious heat to Washington, DC, featuring several boutique strains (exclusively and in limited…
Where the hell is your Halloween spirit, DC? The last two nights your Gentleman has been simply agog at the lack of masqueraders. Are you all waiting for Tuesday night to party? There should really be some kind of consensus made for what night we appease the restless shades beyond…
