AvantPay Crypto/ Finance/Cannabis Con Early Bird!

Avantpay ’19 is a B2B conference of public & private sector experts in payments, cannabis, and cryptocurrency – with a strong emphasis on compliance and regulations. Join key stakeholders across industries and functions to network, engage, have fun, and be seen!  On Sep 30 and Oct 1, the Omni Shoreham…

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Women Grow Leadership Summit ’19 Experience!

Women Grow held their Leadership Summit in Washington, DC this year at the Washington Court Hotel. Your Gentleman scored an invite despite my Y chromosome cuz I’m hip like pinstripes and tail fins, daddyo. Plus I’ve been playing Chun Li since middle school. So let’s Lightning Kick this thing off…

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Cannabis Science Con East ’19 Experience

Cannabis Science Conference East 2019 just wrapped up at the Baltimore Convention Center and the Gentleman had a fantastic experience. Not only did I learn a lot, but the networking opportunity for the local industry was simply unparalleled. I found groups from many Maryland & DC medical dispensaries, cultivators, and…

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Cannabis Science Conference East 2019

This year the Cannabis Science Conference East is being held in Baltimore on April 9th and 10th! I’ll be attending, too! And I thought to my self, ‘Self, you know who’d like to hear about the Science thingy? The people and AIs that read your website, that’s who.’ By Jove,…

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Beware Fake Vape Cartridges in Washington DC

In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…

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Alien OG (Diamond City Delivery)

They say diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but they’re about to be everybody’s newest I71 BFF. Meet Diamond City Delivery, everybody! My newest favorite weed gifting service offers delivery and pick-up so you can get your cannabis gifties in whatever way is most convenient for you, my precious, summer snowflake. It…

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JenniCannAdventures

JenniCannAdventures is a new ganja-touristing service with excursions to Alaska to see the Northern Lights (and smoke some), enjoy infused s’mores while you camp under the stars in Maine, and retreats right here in the Nation’s Capital. Therefore, I was certain to join JenniCannAdventures for their recent DC launch to…

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Limoncello (Dope City Supreme)

Book your delivery with Dope City Supreme today through their website and the DCS team will contact you for order details! Today’s gift selection includes: TIER 1 FLOWERS Limoncello- Hybrid (pictured, very frosty) Sour Diesel- Sativa BANJO (Hybrid) Platinum Gelato (Hybrid) *ASK ABOUT… OG Kush (Hybrid) Cherry Pie (Hybrid) Dutch…

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WIN FREE TICKETS TO NCF!

PSA, baby! You can still win 2 free tickets to National Cannabis Festival (featuring Cypress Hill OMG!!!) next Saturday at RFK Stadium (Grounds) if you sign up for my newsletter TODAY! I’ll be accepting entries til midnight and notify the winner manana. Hurry hurry hurry!

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DCMJ/DCCBA Weed Giveaway Tomorrow!

DCMJ, if you’re unfamiliar, was the driving force behind Initiative 71, the District law that allows for growing, possession, and sharing of ganja. In the post-I71 blissful chaosalypse, they continue their important work to advance the rights of cannabis enthusiasts and medical patients alike. DCCBA is one of the business…

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DC Board of Elections Meeting for Retail Cannabis Sales

Quick recap of the DC Board of Elections public hearing with regards to the Retail Cannabis Sales initiative today. This dude Assar Mustafa (probably spelled wrong, apologies) got an Initiative to the point of the BOE considering whether it could be on the ballot and from my understanding, it had…

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CBD Blueberry Crumble (District Hemp)

On a quaint little corner of Old Town Manassas, about forty minutes down I-66, lies Virginia’s very first, open-to-the-public CBD store, District Hemp. Did you read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice, by the way? Go ahead, I’ll wait. Ready? District Hemp opened its doors a few months ago and your…

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Grape Diamonds (Real Deal Farmz)

Incredible Bulk DC weed

It’s been a while since we checked in on Real Deal Farmz, hasn’t it? One of DC’s most talented growers in my own not-so-humble opinion, RDF’s organic, hydroponic flowers are consistently excellent, with wonderful scent profiles and terrific potency. We’ve already looked at his fantastic Grape Ape, Tangerine Dream, and…

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POLICE RAID DC MARIJUANA POP-UP EVENTS

EDIT: I’ve seen a screenshot circulating that states only two events were raided, no arrests were made, and the reason is that vendors had “in plain view, marijuana that was clearly in excess of two ounces, at both locations. The marijuana was confiscated.” Here’s the link. Pop-up events have continued…

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NOW AVAILABLE Silly Bees at Lit City Smoke Shop

UPDATE: Lit City was raided by the MPD. So if DC’s marijuana pop-up shops aren’t quite your cup of tea, but you still want to try some of that terpalicious Terpenstein shatter or sugar wax that your Gentleman has gone on and on about, and for good reason- the mad doctor’s…

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The RISE of Silver Spring’s Medical Marijuana Dispensary!

Yesterday, your Gentleman, along with a small crowd of enthusiasts, industry insiders, and media attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony for Silver Spring’s first medical marijuana dispensary, RISE. Andy Grossman, one of the partners that owns RISE, led with a short speech thanking Montgomery County and the Silver Spring community for their…

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Slabbin Fresh Clementine Shatter

Hell, yes! Despite the bitter cold and pouring rain, Virginians turned out to repudiate experimental mini-Trump Gillespie, electing another Democratic governor over threats that MS-13 would rape their babies and tear down all their statues of dead racist traitors. The only Confederacy I’m down with is “of Dunces,” but let’s…

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Holy Grail Kush Terp Sugar (Washington Vape Co)

Buenos dias, my carnal chupacabras! It’s here, it’s here, it’s finally here! Halloween Weekend, woot! Finally time to let my beautiful, brown curls down and have some fun. The Gentleman is a fan of Washington Vape Co’s vape cartridges already, as you’ll recall from my previous review, but I was really…

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SLACTAVIS Syrup from Silly Bees & Da DoGooders!

DC’s favorite cannabis-infused syrup, the infamous SLACTAVIS from Dr. Brokeleg, will be the subject of your Gentleman’s review today. If you patronize the District’s marijuana parties, you’ll find the SLAC available from our good friends at Silly Bees you probably heard me mention once or twice. Maybe you’ve heard of…

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Super Gold Shatter from Phone Homie DabberHashery

Phone Homie, host of The Slab Hour on ListenVision.com and an original, driving force in the District’s cannabis event scene, is as renown for his dashing haberdashery as his personal brand of concentrates. His thread designs strike a balance between heady and stealth, while the DabberHashery strikes Super Gold in their latest shatter…

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Moon Rocks from Terpy Solutions

DC’s young cannabis industry continues to grow with ambitious new outfits like Terpy Solutions, sprouting like weeds (teehee) among the Nation’s Capital to serve the demand left by Congress’ interference in the full implementation of Initiative 71. I sat down with them and came away impressed with their plans to disrupt the…

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Jack’s Cleaner Rosin from Plantgenix

Racists and fascists and narcissists, oh my! After years of listening to the Right bemoan “Emperor Obama” and his executive orders, a flurry of controversial, conservative orders have been passed by the new Muppet Administration. But it’s all cool now y’all are in charge, right? Hypocrites. And with a majority…

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Live Resin & Flowers from District Connoisseurs

I keep thinking about slime monsters. A solitary scream that devolves into a viscous, angry gurgle. Flesh bubbling, melting, congealing into one misshapen lump of broken bones, inverted organs, and gnashing teeth. A hand reaches out of the roiling abomination even as it liquifies, dragging another misbegotten soul into this infernal singularity.…

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Gentleman’s Guide to the Club (Cloudy Tuesdays)

Let’s discuss the elephant in the room.  And the donkey. It is Election Night in the Nation’s Capital which means it is time to PARTY! Especially after this deplorable, pussy-grabbing basket-case of an election cycle is finally brought to heel by our corporate media masters. Whether tonight’s results have you celebrating…

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DCMJ March of the Clones

That’s my favorite sign from Saturday’s March of the Clones protest, but the level of art production that went into this thing was really astounding, most especially the Carbonite version of artist Mike Flugennock’s Obama. You can find more on DCMJ’s Twitter feed, if you’re so inclined. I really should…

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DC Marijuana Social Use Ban

I’d like to personally thank and congratulate DCMJ for spearheading Initiative 71 and making the text of that legislation and this, the permanent social use ban, easily available to the public. If you’re interested in participating in DCMJ’s continuing fight for YOUR rights as a cannabis patient or enthusiast, check…

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