Beware Fake Vape Cartridges in Washington DC

In Washington, DC and other gray or black markets, many vape cartridges available are from brands that have been heavily compromised by counterfeits or are presented in packaging that looks like it came from a legitimate California dispensary, but the brands don’t actually exist. FYI you can skip the article…

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Blueberry CBD Vape Juice (District Hemp)

Virginia’s first retail CBD store, District Hemp, celebrates their One Year Anniversary this weekend, so what better time to drop by and check out all the new goodies? FYI, the official ribbon-cutting is on Friday at 1pm in Manassas. All District Hemp’s house lines will be discounted 15% Friday and Saturday,…

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LucidMood Calm Vape Pen (Kind Therapeutics)

Lucid Mood Maryland Vape

Gather round, my beatific bonobos, today we’ll be reviewing Kind Therapeutics’ LucidMood Calm Vape Pen! Kind Therapeutics holds both growing and processing licenses for medical marijuana in Maryland- they grow the Nature’s Heritage brand. Their disposable vape pens are at a significantly cheaper price point than most other options- around…

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Washington DC & Maryland Dispensary 420 Deals!

You’re a busy so and so, why should you have to dig through pages and pages and pages of Washington DC and Maryland dispensaries to find the best deals to celebrate 420? That’s my job. So I threw on the 80s station and got to it. Have you heard this…

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DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity!

Today is the day, my pretty penguins! DC Medical Marijuana Reciprocity has officially begun. If you have your Maryland medical card– or a print out of your certification- you can visit any DC dispensary right meow! Be sure to check out the Gentleman’s Guide to DC Dispensaries before you go.…

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DC Medical Marijuana Dispensary Restriction Lifted!

Okay, this is Part 1 of the exciting changes coming to Washington DC’s medical marijuana program. As of yesterday (see my News page), the District’s medical marijuana patients are no longer limited to the dispensary printed on their card. That’s right, you can just walk right in to any of…

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NOW AVAILABLE- Umm, Just Flowers, Guys

Bad news, everyone. As of today, the clarification from MPD after the recent pop-up raids regarding what is and is not allowed regarding Initiative 71 means that there won’t be any further reviews of the concentrate, vape cartridges, or edibles from DC besides what’s available from the medical marijuana program on the site, at least…

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VapeMaster Sunset Sherbet Cartridge (Canamelo)

Canamelo has long been one of the Gentleman’s favorite DC delivery brands. Their current batch of premium outdoor flowers is excellent, especially the Jesus OG I smoked before I got around to taking pictures. Sometimes Daddy ain’t got time for cameras! The Gelato Pie was especially sparkly and even though…

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Slabbin Fresh Clementine Shatter

Hell, yes! Despite the bitter cold and pouring rain, Virginians turned out to repudiate experimental mini-Trump Gillespie, electing another Democratic governor over threats that MS-13 would rape their babies and tear down all their statues of dead racist traitors. The only Confederacy I’m down with is “of Dunces,” but let’s…

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THE CLEAR (Mahatma) Vape Cartridge

Mahatma The Clear Vape Denver

Cannabis Station wasn’t originally on the Gentleman’s list of dispensaries to check out in Denver, but getting my dainty, be-gloved hands on some of The CLEAR brand concentrate most definitely was! As I meandered the streets near Mile High Stadium in search of some refreshment, a bright, beautiful hummingbird mural along the…

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