Washington Vape Co & Golden State Labs

Alright, alright, I found my DC pals some great vape carts for delivery. You can stop @ing me! Please don’t, it’s the only human interaction I get on a daily basis, but I’m just gonna point you toward this review of Washington Vape Co.

And probably get a cat or whatever. His name shall be Mister Sprinkles and I’ll get him a little kitty three-piece suit oh squeee! This is gonna be so fun. I’ll have to get a leash so I can take him on walks and I’ll need a new suit, too, of course, or Mister Sprinkles will look overdressed. Oh! And we’ll both get pirate costumes for Halloween, a little eye patch, that’ll be adora- Oh! Review.

We’re reviewing the Girl Scout Cookies vape cart from Washington Vape Co now (and the Golden State Labs shatter they have available). We’ll go look at adorable pictures of adoptable kitties from Crumbs & Whiskers later. Yes, I promise!

Premium quality, distillate-based, organic terpene added vape cartridges is what Washington Vape Co is known for (www.washingtonvapeco.com). A super discreet way to medicate, especially with people smoking e-cigarettes around to provide camoflauge, nobody even knows you’re medicating, if they even notice you hit it!

Slip it back in your pocket and blend right back in to the crowd like the end of the Thomas Crown Affair, where they’re all wearing those funny British bowler hats? Vape carts are just like a museum full of bowler hats.

I’ve mentioned my fondness for distillate carts previously– done properly, the potency is comparable to a dab. Washington Vape Co’s GSC cart does not disappoint. I take a puff or two and it’s time to slip it back into my pocket. But that’s only half the fun! This leak-proof cartridge also has an airflow regulator, so you can adjust the pull to your comfort. I keep that shit on open blast cuz I want it all, baby!

Very classy carts, professionally branded, and locally crafted- I understand the incomparable @PotPixies prepared the carts personally. There’s an awful lot to like here. I like the taste of these organic terps versus the more common artificial candy flavors, too. It’s like a cool puff of quality flower.

The effect is a more of a hybrid than I’ve come to expect from Girl Scout Cookies, a strain I’ve often found to be too far sativa for my own needs. Washington Vape Co’s cart calms my anxiety right away. I can still think clearly, but I feel totally calm. No couchlock here, this will make a fine companion to your diurnal adventures, fellow Traveller.

Washington Vape Co is available for delivey, but I actually stopped by their Golden State Labs premier event on Saturday to get my cartridge after learning about it on Instagram. The venue was a very chill, classy joint on H St. The gorgeous, golden shatter I’d seen online was an instant priority for a Gentleman always on the lookout for awesome new concentrate to share with my fuzzy blue hobbitses!

While another patron recommended the Duchess Cookies, I restrained my sweet tooth and went with the Terp Salad instead. The only time a piece of greenery touches my burger it’s cuz somebody screwed up my order, but I’d swear up and down that the terpenes in this Salad taste like lettuce. It’s very crisp! I’m very curious what strains went into it, and whether they have any Terp Croutons to go with.

The effect is fantastic, a powerful mood-lifter that blocks out my mental static. It inhibits my cognition a bit, but the trade off here is greater intuitive access and visualization ability.

If I were a Three-Eyed Raven constantly bitching about my lack of complete omnipresence, then I would order the Terp Salad, see through every dimensional tessellation in one instant, and be able to tell Westeros how to defeat the army of the dead with only two living dragons versus one zombie dragon plus a zombie that kills and make zombie-dragons. But alas.

The Gentleman is very impressed with Washington Vape Co’s cartridge. I really liked their flower, too. Looking forward to more flavors from Golden State Labs!