Very Stable Genius
Named "Best Local Weed Columnist" by Washingtonian Magazine! Joe Tierney has been leading the conversation around marijuana in DC since 2016 and is a trusted source for publications such as:* The Washington Post
* The LA Times
* CNBC
* Washington City Paper
* Leafly
* Reason.com
* WAMU
* NPR Vermont
* More!Welcome!
Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past two years hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Nature’s Heritage DabTabs
Today we’re looking at a new-fangled type of concentrate called DabTabs! They’re available in Maryland’s medical marijuana program from the Nature’s Heritage brand, licensed locally by Kind Therapeutics. This is the second product from KT that I like- the Nature’s Heritage shatter I’ve had ain’t half bad, neither. We’ve had…
Green Diesel (Select Co-Op)
GREEN DIESEL flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Green Diesel Pink Lemonade Dr Who Alien Cookies Critical Kush Premium Cookie TITS Blue Cookies Gummo Original TITS Corey OG Review:…
Spaced Out DC Edibles
EDIBLES are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! I checked out one of the infused chocolate cake pops the other night and forgot the word ‘melted’ for five minutes. Best I could come up with was “y’know, gooey.” So, yeah, I…
AvantPay Crypto/ Finance/Cannabis Con Early Bird!
Avantpay ’19 is a B2B conference of public & private sector experts in payments, cannabis, and cryptocurrency – with a strong emphasis on compliance and regulations. Join key stakeholders across industries and functions to network, engage, have fun, and be seen! On Sep 30 and Oct 1, the Omni Shoreham…
Orange Creamsicle (Select Co-Op)
ORANGE CREAMSICLE flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Orange Creamsicle TITS X Sticky Monkey #4 3 Kings Cookie TITS Motorbreath Blue Cookies Corey OG Gorilla TITS Premium Chemscout OG…
Virginia AG Calls for Cannabis Reforms
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Last week was an absolute trainwreck, folks. To top it all off, I went and mixed up my Soros with my Bezos with the pudding what goes in the Jello and hey hey hey. Seriously, though, my bad. I take…
Pink Kush (Diamond City Delivery)
PINK KUSH is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery & pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Diamond City Delivery! You can schedule your appointment online or via text at 202-509-9624. Here’s today’s full menu: Review: Alien OG More Diamond City Photos!
Banjo (Capitol Buds Delivery)
TGIF, baby! We’ll get the weekend started with BANJO flowers (above) from NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from Capitol Buds Delivery! Here’s the full list of flowers they have to share with you today: Banjo White Rhino Jager Sour Diesel TITS 3 Kings Purple Punch (photo below)
Malawi Gold (HashApp)
MALAWI GOLD flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Kimbo Slice Cherry Bomb Blackberry Lemonade Malawi Gold Grade A Banana Dream Sunset Sherbet Sweet Tooth Mendo Montage Top Shelf Chocolope Hawaiian Royal Head Wrecker White Fire #43…
MMCC Issues Potential Lead Contamination Vape Advisory
So I was one of the patients that got this notice late, but ICYMI, the Maryland Medical Cannabis Commission issued an advisory about possible lead contamination in “Used” Vape Cartridges. I’ll TLDR it for you here, offer my analysis, the questions I still have, and you can read the official…