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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past two years hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Gelato Crumble (Select Co-Op)
Gelato Crumble is available NOW at Select Co-Op for Delivery & Curbside Pick-Up in Washington DC! Select Co-Op is…
Sherblato (Heady Club)
Sherblato flower is available NOW at Heady Club for Delivery in Washington DC! Heady Club is open from…
Mimosa Crumble (Select Co-Op)
Mimosa Crumble is available NOW at Select Co-Op for Delivery & Curbside Pick-Up in Washington DC! Select Co-Op is…
Gushers & Gummies (Puff Kings)
Check out Puff Kings latest special, Gushers & Gummies! A $200 photo purchase will net you a half-ounce…
White Chocolate (Lucky Chuckie)
White Chocolate flower is available NOW at Lucky Chuckie in Washington DC! Lucky Chuckie is open 24 hours…
The Benefits of Cannabis Tinctures
Cannabis tinctures have been around since at least 1843, when the Provincial Medical Journal (London) published the article…
London Poundcake Live Resin (Select Co-Op)
London Poundcake Live Resin is available NOW at Select Co-Op for Delivery & Curbside Pick-Up in Washington DC! Select…
Purple Punchsicle (District Connect)
Purple Punchsicle flower is available NOW at District Connect for Delivery in Washington DC! District Connect is open…
Caramel Turtle Brownie (Athena’s Gifts)
Caramel Turtle Brownies- infused with 300mg of sativa flowers- are available NOW at Athena’s Gifts for Delivery or…
Z41 (Exotic Blooms)
Z41 flower is available NOW from Exotic Blooms Super Rare menu for Delivery in Washington DC! Exotic Blooms…