Meet Your New Weed Guy
Joe Tierney has been leading the conversation around marijuana in DC since 2016 and is a trusted source for publications such as:* The Washington Post
* The LA Times
* CNBC (they used one of my photos for that piece!)
* Washingtonian Magazine (featured!)
* Washington City Paper
* Leafly
* Reason.com
* WAMU
* NPR Vermont
* More! I've been busy, tee-hee.Welcome!
Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past two years hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Strawnana (Select Co-Op)
Strawnana flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Strawnana Trix Blue Dream Motor Breath Sticky Monkey # 4 Mimosa Blue TITS Agent Orange Gelato 33 Premium Lemon Diesel Blue TITS…
Police Field Tests Can’t Tell CBD from THC
Here’s your week in DMV weed news! Washington DC Turns out police field tests can’t tell the difference between CBD and THC. SHOCKED PIKACHU! This story affects everybody, but since it follows the experience of a CBD vendor at one of DC’s pop-up events, we’ll slot it here. It also…
Blueberry Muffin (Dope City Supreme)
Happy Memorial Day Friday! Today our friends at DC gift weed delivery (and pick-up!) service Dope City Supreme have Blueberry Muffin flowers to share with you. Blueberry Muffin is a cross between the classic Blueberry strain and…Purple Panty Dropper? Sure, whatever, baby! Also available from Dope City today: Review: Platinum…
Trix (Spaced Out DC)
Trix flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery or pick-up in Washington DC from our friends at Spaced Out! The full list of flower gifts available today include: Purple Punch Purple Kush Golden Lemon Mimosa Blue Dream Banjo Sticky Monkey #4 Sticky Monkey #1 Strawnana Blue TITS Motor Breath Orange Cookies…
UKU Cherry AK Vape Cartridge
Today we’re gonna look at UKU, a recently-launched vape cartridge brand in Maryland! In Estonian mythology, Uku is the god of sky, weather, crops, and harvest. But we don’t indulge any damn heathenry here at GTHQ! Estonia is across from Finland, if you’re curious like I was. Next to Latvia.…
Motor Breath 15 (HashApp)
Motor Breath #15 flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Other flowers available today include: Five-Star Pineapple Cream Cookies Black Cherry Soda Grade A Forbidden Fruit Alaskan Skunk Mendo Montage Bubba Kush Top Shelf Blue TITS Sour Purple TITS Blue Power Plant Skunk…
SunMed Ghost Chem Flowers
Today we’re gonna review these Ghost Chem flowers grown by SunMed I got on sale at GreenLabs for $18 an eighth. Why not? We’re gonna review everything! If it’s good enough for dispensary shelves, it’s game for review. We’ll get around to everything sooner than later. Pitter patter, skids! Who…
Wedding Cake (Bagged Buds)
Wedding Cake (AKA Birthday Cake) is NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (or pick-up) in Washington DC from Bagged Buds! Wedding Cake is a popular cross between Cherry Pie and Classic Cookies (AKA GSC). Visit Bagged Buds’ site or call 202-505-7619 to schedule your appointment! Here’s today’s full flower gift list to…
Blue Dream (Select Co-Op)
Classic Blue Dream flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Classic Blue Dream Russian Trainwreck Sour TITS Royal Hula Golden TITS Orange Crush Blue TITS Banjo Premium Gelato 33 Golden…
Culta Double D Purps Shatter
Culta has been one of the Gentleman’s favorite medical marijuana brands in Maryland for more than a year now. Today we’re finally getting around to the review. No further procrastination is allowed! I will take no wives, father no heirs, claim no lands until a review for Culta is on…