I'm a Smoker, I'm a Joker
Named "Best Local Weed Columnist" by Washingtonian Magazine! Joe Tierney has been leading the conversation around marijuana in DC since 2016 and is a trusted source for publications such as:* The Washington Post
* The LA Times
* CNBC
* Washington City Paper
* Leafly
* Reason.com
* WAMU
* NPR Vermont
* More!Welcome!
Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past two years hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
VA Police Evaluate New CBD Tests
Awright, we finally got an overload of NEWS to deal with this week. We’re spoiled for choice, baby! Virginia The story we’ve been tracking about VA police field tests’ inability to distinguish between legal hemp products and psychoactive cannabis turns a corner. According to the NBC I-Team investigation, VA isn’t…
Lemon Haze (Baked DC)
Lemon Haze flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Baked DC! The full list of flower gifts available today are below. Happy Friday, baby! Lemon Haze (Sativa) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Runtz (Hybrid) OG Kush (Hybrid) Purple Punchsicle (Indica) More Baked DC…
Jelly Breath (DC TeaPad)
Jelly Breath flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for pick-up or delivery from DC TeaPad! Here’s the list of flower gifts they have to share with you today: Jelly Breath Devil OG Blueberry Jack Gelato Lemon OG Kush Wedding Cake Review: AK-47 More DC TeaPad Photos!
Sticky Haze (HashApp)
Sticky Haze flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at HashApp! Here’s all the flower gifts they have available to share with you today: Grade A OG Gorilla Cookies Top Shelf Pineapple Express Premium Blueberry Lodi Dodi Sticky Haze Super Sour Glue Northern Lights Berry…
Strawberry Cough (Street Lawyer Services)
Strawberry Cough flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for pick-up in Washington DC from our new friends at Street Lawyer Services! SLS is located upstairs from Listen Vision Studios at 2622 Georgia Ave NW. Open everyday from 12pm-8pm, no appointment required! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Strawberry Cough…
Gelatti (Heady Club DC)
Gelatti flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery in Washington DC from our friends at Heady Club DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Headband Doc OG Larry OG Gelatti Wedding Cake Buddha’s Hand OG Kush Super Glue Classic Cookies Agent Orange Do-si-dos More Heady Club Photos!
Purple Punchsicle (Baked DC)
Purple Punchsicle flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Baked DC! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Super Silver Haze (Sativa) Lemon Haze (Sativa) Sticky Monkey #4 (Hybrid) Runtz (Hybrid) Blueberry Cough (Indica) Purple Punchsicle (Indica) More Baked DC…
Guava Punch (Pinnacle Product)
Guava Punch flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up!) in Washington DC from our friends at Pinnacle Product! Their other Private Reserve flower today is the classic Sensi Star and their Top Value flower is Bubba Kush. Review: Purple Lambo More Pinnacle Product Photos!
Bubba Kush (Select Co-Op)
Bubba Kush flowers are NOW AVAILABLE for delivery (& pick-up) in Washington DC from our friends at Select Co-Op! Here’s the full list of flower gifts available today: Limited Bubba Kush Velvet Pie Sour Diesel Northern Lights Lodi Dodi TITS Gelato Purple Punch Eagle Scout Premium Gorilla Cookie Monster Skittles…
Grow West Frosted Oranges
Today we’re gonna look at the Frosted Oranges flowers from Maryland’s licensed medical marijuana growers, Grow West from Cumberland. If you’ve not been out that way, you totally should make the drive. They carved out a chunk of mountain to squeeze a road in. It’s called Rocky Gap. It’s pretty…