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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past year hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Gorilla Goo (Dope City Supreme)
Today’s gift selection from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme! For those looking for true potency, ask about their Blackberry Kush and Bruce Banner gifts. You should probably pick up one of Dope City’s DC 5 Pack of prerolled joints, too, don’t you think? I always like to…
Grape Grenades (Diamond City Delivery)
FIRE IN THE BOWL!!! Now available from I71 delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery is their gorgeous signature strain Grape Grenades (above) along with Vanilla Gelato, Sour Diesel, and Wedding Cake flower gifts. You can visit Diamond City on the web or schedule your appointment via text at 202-509-9624. Oh, right! As…
Jungle Boys Mimosa Live Resin
After a brief rest, the Gentleman was ready to resume his journey to the Los Angeles, where the fabled Jungle Boys cannabis grows. It was tempting to stay and play in Sin City for a while longer, but that’s it’s game, isn’t it? The Pacific Ocean was a mere four…
DC TeaPad Giveaway!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply…
National Expungement Week 10/20-10/27
NEW YORK – NY A coalition of over 20 organizations working at the intersection of the cannabis industry, racial equity, and reparative justice, will join local and community groups across the country for the inaugural National Expungement Week (N.E.W.) October 20-27, 2018. Conceived to aid those disenfranchised by the war on drugs,…
Fire OG (DC TeaPad)
Lumbergh can run his own damn TPS reports, it’s Friday, baby! Time to kick up your feet and fire up the Fire OG (above), now available from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad. They also have Gelato, San Fernando Valley OG, and Trap Star flower gifts to choose from, so you can…
White OG (Cloud 9)
Today’s gift selection from I71 fave Cloud 9 includes the White OG flowers pictured above along with Platinum Cookies, Double Blue Dream, Pina Colada Frosty, and Animal Cookies. Cloud 9 delivers, so you don’t have to go out in this bleh weather. But if you do, Bob Moses is playing…
Lemon Haze (Green Label Grinders)
The latest gem from the Green Label Grinders I71 garden is this Lemon Haze (sativa) pictured above, but if that ain’t your speed, don’t worry ’bout a thing, Keanu. Not only do they have plenty of pretty flowers for you to choose from, but they offer the flexibility of pickup and…
Million Dollar Baby Shatter (Planet 13/Medizin)
With the Benediction of the Elf Queen upon me, the Gentleman was ready to depart Denver and resume his quest, but there were still many, many miles between me and Los Angeles. Vegas was twelve hours away, doable in a single day, but it’s a brutal course. Traveling via 70…
Diamond City Delivery Giveaway!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 pick-up & delivery fave Diamond City Delivery! All you have to do for your chance to win a quarter-ounce of flower TOTALLY FREE is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter.…