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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past year hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Super Blue Dream (Cloud 9)
May I interrupt your Super Smash Bros binge for a moment with these Super Blue Dream flowers from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9? They also have Blue Cookies, Super Glue and Burmese Kush gifts to share with you today. If you’re looking for serious potency, ask about their Mimosa and Vanilla Kush. And don’t…
Blueberry Kush (DC TeaPad)
Welcome to the weekend, baby! Just in time, too. Between the office, the holidays, the kids…who has time to grow their own marijuana? Thankfully, our friends at I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad have got you covered with gifts galore this most stressful season. Today they’ve got Animal Cookies, Grease Monkey,…
Sour Grape (PuffPuff DC)
Today our friends at I71 pick-up fave PuffPuffDC have some frosty and delicious Sour Grape flowers to share with you, Washington! Photo above, naturally, but the internets aren’t scratch’n’sniff for…obvious reasons…so you’ll have to take my word for the second part until you schedule your own appointment to check it out! Read…
Do Marijuana Strain Names Matter?
Hello, class! Today I thought we’d forego the usual review for an in-depth discussion of marijuana strain names. Where do they come from? What, if anything, do they tell us about the plant? Should you consider them when making your purchasing decisions? Do they matter, like, at all? Let’s get into…
Sour Diesel (Bagged Buds)
Today our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds have the classic sativa Sour Diesel to share with you, extra-frosty, just the way you like ’em, baby. And there’s plenty more strains where that came from- schedule an appointment for your own gift today! Cuz I don’t know…
Cloud 9 Giveaway!
This week’s Free Weed Giveaway (exclusive to my newsletter subscribers) is sponsored by I71 delivery fave Cloud 9! All you have to do for your chance to win a FREE QUARTER-OUNCE of flowers is sign up and then write me back fast when I send out Friday’s newsletter. The 10th reply…
Burmese Kush (Cloud 9)
Don’t let those grey clouds get ya down, amigo! Today you can get Burmese Kush (pictured above) from I71 delivery fave Cloud 9 along with Blue Cookies and the Super Glue I showed you last week. Plus there’s a new season of MST3K on Netflix! You’re gonna need all three to survive…The Gauntlet! It’s pretty…
Wedding Cake (DC TeaPad)
Happy Friday, baby! Kick your weekend off with a slice of this gorgeous Wedding Cake from I71 delivery fave DC TeaPad. Doesn’t that look scrumptious? Today’s gift selection also includes Blueberry Haze, Forbidden Fruit, and White Light (White Widow x Northern Lights). Enjoy! DC TeaPad reviews: AK-47 Pineapple Express Cherry Blossom
Key Lime Pie (Green Label Grinders)
Today’s gift selection from I71 fave Green Label Grinders (available exclusively via pick-up appointment) includes the Key Lime Pie flowers pictured above on the leg of my jeans. That’s right, baby, I literally run this site by the seat of my pants. Good thing I washed ’em! The jeans, I mean. Not…
Master Kush Rosin (Liberty Cannabis DC)
Okay, rocketeers, let me bring you up to speed. Liberty was a medical marijuana cultivator in DC before they became licensed in Maryland. They used to be called Holistic Remedies in DC, but they switched to match the Maryland name. I really liked some of their flower, Master Kush especially.…