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Let Gentleman Toker be your Guide to Cannabis in Washington, DC! I've spent the past year hunting through the wide selection of marijuana available in our Nation's Capital following the passage of Initiative 71 to help you find the very best. And write about slime monsters. All views presented here are my own to help out my fellow patients and misanthropic lycanthropes. Ok, ok, but there are rules! Pay attention!
- I’m a Gentleman, dammit, not a Doctor! You should consult a physician for all medical advice.
- Silly Rabbit, Twax is for Adults 21+ in DC! You need to be of legal age to use cannabis.
- THERE IS ONLY ZUUL. The only legal way for recreational cannabis to transfer hands in DC is by sharing, it can not be purchased.
- I'm also one of the three people in DC who is not a Lawyer. Like, seriously, super serious, if you need legal advice, talk to my friends at Kinner & McGowan, they specialize in cannabis law.
- Don't roll cigarette tobacco into the joint. That's gross, dude.
Good? Then c’mon in, let me show you around.
Blue Cookies (Diamond City Delivery)
Hello, sunshine! Today our friends at gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Diamond City Delivery have Blue Cookies (above photo and close-up below) to share with you! Also available today are Platinum Bubba, Animal G4, Purple Punch, Banana OG and Wedding Cake. You can visit Diamond City on the web or…
Roger Boyd Vapes Weed Across the World on a Bicycle
Hello, fellow Tokers! My name is Roger Boyd. Well, actually it isn’t, but that’s the pseudonym I use for the project I’ve been working on since October 2013, healthystoner.com. The fake name was given to me by an American journalist called Bart Blasengame in his article in the November 2014 edition…
Mac (Bagged Buds)
Now that the beautiful snow is just a bunch of slush, our friends at I71 delivery & pick-up fave Bagged Buds can bring you weed gifts, hooray! Today they have much-ballyhoo’d Mac flowers, pictured above, along with a bunch of other gifts for you to choose from. Oh, right! Be sure…
Indonesian Gold (PuffPuff DC)
So, sometimes I think back on all the crazy shit I’ve said over the past couple years, mistakes I’ve made along the way, and get kinda down. But then I remember that today is gonna be somebody’s very first day here on GentlemanToker! I can’t change the past, but I…
Wedding Cake (Wifey Treats)
With so many gift weed delivery services filling the space left behind when Congress interfered with DC’s plans for a retail tax and sale program, brands are always looking for ways to stand out from the competition. How about fresh, all-organic food delivered right to your door from Wifey Treats…
Green Fairy (Cloud 9)
Happy Saturday! Today our friends at gift weed delivery service Cloud 9 have Green Fairy flowers to share with you, aka the popular sativa Green Crack, but I’m changing it cuz mine’s objectively better and it doesn’t make me think of that time that I mistakenly let this cable guy into…
Super Silver Hazeland (DC TeaPad)
Oh, this is a particularly joyous Friday, my ferocious, feral frogmen! The weather’s beautiful, the government is gonna stay open for a while (at least long enough to get your resume over to Amazon), and no doubt best news of all, gift weed delivery & pick-up service DC TeaPad has Super…
StarField (Spaced Out DC)
Ah, February 14th and love, love is in the air…no, wait sniff sniff THAT’S WEED! LOTS AND LOTS OF WEED! This Valentine’s Day our friends at DC gift weed delivery fave Spaced Out DC have some choice Starfield flowers (pictured above) to share with you along with so many different strains you…
Runtz (Dope City Supreme)
Valentine’s Day is tomorrow! Did you forget??? Not to worry, my hopeful Romeos, our friends at DC gift weed delivery & pick-up fave Dope City Supreme anticipated exactly this scenario and stocked the shelves with enough Roses, Candles, and Bath Bombs to fuel a localized population surge tomorrow. Naturally, the gifts…
February Hemper Box
The February Hemper Box is here! The Gentleman is a big Hemper fan. I’ve reviewed a handful of subscription boxes for stoners and The Hemper Box is my favorite so far. The monthly bong or dab rig you get is an attractive piece of glass that’s fun, not kitsch; functional,…